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Okay, everybody ready for this? I'm ready. We get there. We finally find this place. Back in this trail, middle of nowhere. And there's this guy that I could best describe as a woolly bugger. He's just homeless, big beard, >> [laughter] >> hair is greased back. >> What did you call him? A woolly bugger. A woolly bugger. >> And he's got this shantytown of a house that's pallets and tarps and, you know, and he's got this 10-ft tunnel that he's building so that he can have temperature control. Cuz he's going to move into the the ground. >> Okay. He's going to be a He's going to be a gopher. >> Like a bear. A gopher. >> Okay. A gopher. Anyways, we go there because we got a call. I just got hit with a shovel and then the phone disconnects. We're like, "Well, we don't know if somebody's dead or what." We get there, he's like, "Oh, no, that was Jesse. He left." The only reason these two gentlemen were arguing is because Jesse was trying to sleep with this guy's grandma. And he might die. And this guy got upset that Jesse was trying to to flex on his grandmama. >> on his grandma. So, we go over to mobile home park and we find Jesse. And we're like, "Jesse, what happened? Did you get hit with a shovel?" "No, I didn't get hit with a shovel. He hit a tree. He told me to quit messing with his grandma." >> [laughter] >> And I talked to him for a minute. I'm like, "All right, let's recap." >> Oh, man. Don't tell the cops you got hit with a shovel. You didn't get hit with a shovel. Okay. Stay away from this guy's grandma. And he was like, "I was quote He said, "I was just trying to clean the cobwebs out." I said, "Jesse, we're not cleaning no cobwebs out. Okay?" Oh, Nancy's in it all, but we're not doing that. He did cobwebs out. All right, I said, "Jesse, that's you're going to have to find someone your own age or within a reasonable respectable range. We're not approaching people >> have cobwebs. It doesn't have cobwebs. I mean, this guy's covered head to toe. He's got dirt in his hair, smeared on his face. It's just wow.
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