Hi, ma'am. How's it going? Good. Oh, whew. Oh, well. All right. I know. All right. I I I got you for speeding. I got you at 64 and you want to lower that? Sorry. All right. I got you at 60 64 in a 45. Oh, it was 45. I had no idea. I am so sorry. I had no idea. All right. So, that that's why that's why I pulled you over, but as soon as you rolled down the window, you uh What were you What were you smoking there? Um so, I have a really severe back injury and I just finished golfing. So, I was just trying to get home, honestly. Okay, but I know. I get it. I get it. I get it. I know. I know. I have no excuse, but I'm I can do any type of sobriety test right now and I can literally be fine. I swear to God. >> No, you're I mean, I just want to know what you what you smoked or what you what you took. >> really want to incriminate myself. Yeah, because I mean, I smell marijuana. Okay. I It's not like I'm incriminating yourself or anything like that. It's more of like I'm just curious as as to what you smoked. You know what I mean? >> what you smell is what you smell. I mean, I'm not admitting to anything. >> Well, let's start with your driver's license, regis- You got any weapons in the car? >> No weapons. Just the golf Just the golf thing. I swear to God. I If you need me to do a sobriety test, I'm so >> Why would I need Why would I need to do a sobriety test? Well, I mean, you you're the one that said it. All right. Like I'm just curious as to what You said you were coming from a golf tournament? Yeah, I was playing golf at Apogee. Okay. Did you have anything to drink at the golf tournament at all? Oh, like earlier around noon, but I haven't had anything You said earlier around noon? Mhm. And what was it? Like wine, beer? Uh Prosecco. Prosecco? Yeah. All right. Do you want to just give me your uh your registration? I just I I need I just need your insurance. >> Everything is You already You already gave me your Or this is that's the new one. That's the new one, yeah. Um my insurance I did not print it off, but I have it here. Like everything is super clean. You'll You won't see anything weird on my record. You roll down your other window cuz it's super You got your tints are a little dark. This is literally what the the dealership gave to me. I never did any illegal tinting or anything like that. So, a couple things here. Yes. Um Uh first thing with the with the marijuana that I smelled, all right? Do you have any Do you have any uh prescription or any >> It ran out. >> Okay, so you don't have anything currently. You had like a medical marijuana card, nothing like that? >> I did. It just expired. >> but it ran out, so it's expired as of right now. >> Yeah, as of right now, but I like I have a doctor's note. I used I have a handicap that just expired. >> Ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. It's fine. You Just keep your hands here, please. You're good. All right. Um What I'm going to have What I'm going to do, all right, is just uh keep everything inside. Don't Don't grab your phone or anything like that. I'm going to have you step out. All right, and we're going to go from there, all right? Oh, are you going to arrest me? I'm not going to Who said I'm going to arrest you? Come on Come on out. I'm just going to check you out cuz you said I got to do a sobriety test, so I'll just I'll just check your eyes out, make sure you're good, and then we'll go from there. All right, just come right here. What's the plan? All right. All right. Come right here, ma'am. All right. So, just bring your feet together, hands to your side, hands to your side. Put your glasses on on top of your forehead. There you go. All right, so a couple questions real quick before I even ask you to do anything. So, do you have any trouble balancing and any any any problems with your, you know, eyes? Do you Do you wear any contacts? I just wear these glasses. Okay, do you know your ABCs? A B C D Yeah, yeah. Do you know how to count 1 to 50, 50 back to 1? 50, yeah. Okay. Do you know between your right and your left hand? >> Yes. All right, again, no problems with like your your feet, no no nothing like that, no injuries? Just have a back injury. Is it a back injury? Okay. But, that doesn't stop you from like like balancing normal and things of that nature. No? All right. So, you're going to follow it with your eyes right here. Staring at me. You're scaring me. >> No, you're you're doing good. No, I got you freaking out. You're chilling. All right, you can relax, ma'am. All right. I'm shaking. I'm sorry. I just you're giving me a little intimidation. >> I was going to check her car out if you want to hang out with her. All right. So, just hang out with this officer here. Can I grab my phone? The phone can stay in your car for now. You can access it later. All right. I'm going to search your car. All right, make sure So, before I search it, is there anything in there that you're not supposed to have? Like anything illegal? Any Any firearms? Any bombs? Any Anything like that I should know about? >> No, everything that's So, there's nothing So, there's nothing illegal in it? No, nothing illegal. Awesome. Yeah, there's no weapons, no knives, no nothing in there. >> All right, I appreciate it. There might be some garbage. Lots of vitamin water. Garbage isn't illegal, so if it's just garbage, you'll you'll be fine. No, nothing illegal. You been home? Yeah, but I'm just tired. It's been a day. Yeah, I hear you. >> Play golf, played like [ __ ] Yeah? My back was killing me today. It was a It was a good time. How'd you hurt your back? Car accident. >> I see it. I I I can see you. I had such bad sciatica in my left leg and then I was still trying to do this job. >> I started taking peptides. >> Peptides? Has that worked for you at all or >> It has. I'm telling you like Jesus Christ, I was going to Vegas to play in a money match, like a $100,000 money match, which is insane. And I injured myself 2 weeks before playing like bowling. Oh. I hurt my back. Yeah. Oh. I feel like a grandma. Bowling. I got on the peptides 5 days before my money match. I was able to play with like minimum pain. >> Are you like LPGA or like >> I'm not LPGA cuz of my back injury. I can't like really play at that type of level. >> Mhm. I I'm like a social league golfer, I guess you could say. So if I look you up, I'll be able to find you? Yep, you'll see me with all the all the golfing videos and everything. It's fun. I love what I do and it's nice that my work is at the at the you know, on the course. I got you. Sorry. That's cool. Well, if you ever want a lesson, I give lessons. I'll appreciate it. Are you from here? Where are you from? California. Oh, damn. Huge move. Huge move, yeah. How long have you been here? What made you move? Uh my ex-wife was from here, and so I moved out of here with her after I got out of the military, and it didn't work out, but I stayed. Yeah, I've been divorced, as well. It It happens. 50% of people are Are you divorced, too, sir? Hopkins? No. Nope. Good for you. Thank you. If you do get married, or if you are married, pre-nup, post-nup. Highly recommend. Made my life a lot easier. Are you Russian at all? You were listening to like Russian music or something. Yeah, I was listening to Russian Oh, really? Do you know how to speak Russian? I'm Polish. Oh, but you listen to Russian music. Yeah. I can I can speak Russian, but I can't speak Polish. >> you're Russian. I'm Ukrainian. I'm Ukrainian, big difference. >> Oh, I know, I know. Sorry. It's good enough. Uh-oh. Listen, I would be offended if someone called me Russian, which they actually do quite a bit. I'm proud to be a Polish This off Yeah, this off Isn't it cool if this officer just searches you real quick just to make sure you got nothing on you? Yes, I figured. Yeah, no, worries. Do you need me to take this off? No, you're good. Um you have a bra on? Uh it's like built into the dress. >> Okay, so this is a one-piece dress then? Well, there there's like shorts that are >> Under here? Yeah. Okay. Like uh They're not They're detached, so I don't know if you need to like lift this up. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. Thank god I wore shorts. Yeah, you can go. You can put the dress back on. What? All right. Should I go? All right. I'm going to have uh you read something. These are just basically called your Miranda rights. Again, you're not under arrest or anything like that. It's just I've never seen this before, so I just want to know maybe you can tell me what this is, all right? Okay. So So I found this in your car, all right? Both uh right behind your seat. All right? Obviously, it's only you in the car. Yeah. So I want to know what this is cuz this says 4G Magic Infused Cookies and Cream Filled Dark Chocolate Squares. And it says includes Lion's Mane and Reishi Mushroom. So is there like any like marijuana in here? Or like what's in here? So what is this? Those are like those mushrooms that I don't know you can get off like TikTok Shop and they like help with your focus and stuff. Okay. So there's a They're like what kind of mushrooms are they? Like they're to like >> know. I don't know. I just Okay. So they're not like They don't make you hallucinate or anything like that? I've never had them. Um You said you bought it from TikTok? My friend did. Yeah, I Okay. I was driving my friend's car the other day. I There's a bunch of garbage bags. I don't And so you But when you say Lion's Mane, it's like one of the >> it has Lion's Mane on it and then it says the Reishi Mushroom thing. >> If you can But I think it might be like for for for sleep, to be honest. But I I I come to take a look. So, I've never I've never seen anything like that before. Do you have any pets? Pets? Yes, I have a golden doodle. A miniature golden doodle. Well, yeah, I have a Italian greyhound and an Azawakh. An Azawakh? What is that? It's like a a sighthound. It looks like a greyhound, but it's just bigger. It's just this big. Okay. Never heard of it. Entitled Housewife. You have to check her out. She's [ __ ] hilarious. Really? You can't see it? Entitled She's always on golf and then talking about like her husband and [ __ ] >> thought that was going to be your your Okay, you want to see my profile? Ah, found you. That's hilarious. Yeah. >> All right, cool. Do you know what these are? Uh medication. Do you know what they specifically are? I don't know. They're Adderall? >> Yes. Okay. Do you have a prescription for Adderall? I have a prescription for any medication that you see in there. Okay. It was it's it's hard to find in the streets, so Adderall? There's a shortage. It's been a shortage for the last 3 years. Well, the confirmation this is not Adderall. What? And even if it was, this is not a proper medical container. It looks like it This looks like it was printed off the internet and then they stuck it on. It'll probably rub off the barcode if I really wanted to. What was it again? It's like a What's the actual pill so? It's Well, it's amphetamines. Yeah, it's like an Adderall. Yeah. Okay. Well, regardless, it's not in the proper medical containers. >> Yeah, he he just explained it to I had no idea. Yeah, so what You didn't know that it says harmacist instead of pharmacist? No, I didn't read that. >> There's a lot of indicators here that tells me that it's not legit. I do have a I can show it to you if you like. >> Where's Where's the Where's the prescription? >> I can probably check it up on my like app or whatever. It's on your phone? I can probably try look for it or I can get my doctor's information, whatever you need. I have a prescription. All right, Patricia, where did we get them? That one was for a friend, to be honest. >> For a friend. Okay, so this So this Yes, but you're not prescribed to this. No, not that Not that specific. Okay. And this whether you're prescribed or not is not This bottle you were not prescribed. You Where did you get this from? Where did you get this from? The bottle my friend gave it to me. Okay. Like that was for something completely different because like I was telling the officer like they don't let me in with like regular freaking prescription bottles. They take them away. Who's they? Who's they? The clubs that I went to last weekend or two weekends ago for my friend's birthday. Okay. All right, ma'am, just turn around. All right, put your hands behind your back. All right, you're going to be under arrest, all right, for the prescription for the medication that you had that without prescription, okay? All right. They're They're uh controlled substances. I saw she had a necklace on her. Yeah. It doesn't come off. It's stuck. Stuck? Yeah, it's like literally won't It's I haven't been able to take it off. It's like completely like Like the clasp is stuck? Yeah, you will see. All right, don't worry about that down at the jail. They might have to break it. Uh do you have anything else on you or in you? Earrings. Okay, we'll go with her. Keep the earrings. Is it overnight in jail? Uh yeah. Do you need those guys to see you or they're just a Okay. You're going to end up seeing a judge. All right. [ __ ] That really sucks. You just uh hold on, I got to open that. Can you get the hair out of my face, please? I haven't been to jail. All right. Oh, careful, careful, careful. Have a seat. Watch your head. You're going to go to our station first where we'll do paperwork and all that and then a couple hours later Is there any way, just cuz of my back neck problems, that I have the hands in front? No, no, it has to stay behind you. How long is the the ride? To the station, a couple minutes. I just yeah, but All right. Your your car also is is going to get towed, all right, and it's going to go to Cuff Towing, West Baltimore, right? Am I going to get that information later One of the cell phones? Pardon? One of the cell phones, do you want to take one of them with you? Yes, can I? Which one? The not the green one. Not the green one. >> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music]