right here. >> What do you mean? I'm I'm staying right here. >> Get off their grass. >> Can you stop? >> Get off their grass, man. >> Put your phone back. >> What do you mean? What do you mean? >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Are you serious? >> I'm so serious. >> Are you serious? >> Very serious. Mommy, >> can't follow simple directions. >> On August 24th, 2023, officers in Old Georgia rolled up to find a woman parked sideways in the middle of the road. Van running, confusion louder than her engine. What followed was a cocktail of defiance, slurred geography, and vanishing logic. It was less a welfare check, more like a onewoman portal jump from Arizona to chaos. Cop 28 >> Bravo Whiskey 5 Papa Kilo VW55PK. Hello. >> Hi. You're blocking the roadway, >> huh? >> You're blocking the whole road. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Why? How much have you had to drink today? Not much. >> Not. You've had a lot. Do you know where you are? >> Yeah. >> Where? Set that down. Where are you? 81. >> Huh? >> Do you know where you're at? >> Yeah. >> Where? Where are you right now? >> Do you understand what I'm saying? >> Yeah. >> 819. >> Go ahead. Rio99 on a Toyota truck. >> What's your name? >> Daisy. Do you have your ID on you? >> Yeah. >> Okay, I'll need it. Where's your ID? Are you headed home? >> Yeah. >> Where's home? >> Over here. >> Where's over here? >> On the corner. >> Where is that? What's the name of the street? I I don't know cuz I barely like come here at this town >> to this Where is this town? Do you know what town you're in? >> No. >> Where are you supposed to be? >> Arizona. >> You're supposed to be in Arizona. >> Uhhuh. >> What state are you in right now? I don't know cuz I I I don't know exactly everywhere. That's >> okay. Step out. Step out for me. You're not I'm not taking you to jail, but you got to step out. All right. I need to move your truck. >> Very 28. >> Oh, very. >> All right. Let me see your keys. >> Okay. I need people to be able to get to their driveway. Step. Step over here. >> Anyone holding >> step over here. Just stay right there. >> What's your spill on yourself? Your food. >> Yeah. >> 40. >> When officers rolled up, they found a woman parked her van dead center in the road like she paid rent there. She was in the driver's seat, but not behind the wheel of reality. claimed she was headed for Arizona but somehow crashlanded in Georgia. Directions, towns, even her own story were blurry. She sat there like a glitch in the Matrix, clueless, dazed, and completely wasted. >> Mr. Charter is reflecting TV. >> What's wrong? >> What's going on with you today? >> Where do you live? >> Your hands have food, aren't you? >> Uh, that's the last thing you need to be worried about is your food. Um, where do you live? >> Where do you live? >> Does it? >> Huh? >> What have you Have you had something to drink today? >> You know, it's literally by your feet. Okay. I need to know where you live. Okay. Okay. Cuz we're going to have to call you a ride. >> Yeah. >> And I need to know if you hit something. >> Hold on. >> Is that all damage? >> No, I definitely didn't hand anything. >> That's also That's old damage. >> Yeah. >> How old? >> I don't any I don't know how. >> You probably did that today. >> Okay. Where's your ID? You were reaching in your pocket, but I I don't see it in there. No, you stay there. >> Oh, you stay there. >> Where is it? Where is it at? Where's your purse at? >> Can I go? >> No, I don't cuz I don't know what's in the car. He can get it for you. >> You know, where's it at? Is it You have a purse or you have a wallet? >> Purse. >> Purse. >> Passenger seat or >> Let me look under 81. Okay. >> Can I call my mom? >> Arizona 27. Just the ID. >> Let me know when you're ready. >> Where's your mom? >> I'm not sure. >> Not sure. >> Delta. Ma'am, do you have a driver's license? >> No, I'm not somebody's property that's not yours. So, you can come back and I can take you down here. 8110. That is the Arizona driver's license as well. That's the number 39 showing classes identification only. >> The identity scavenger hunt began. One minute the ID was in her pocket. The next, it had vanished into the abyss of mystery purse world. Slurred speech, broken sentences, and long, awkward pauses made it painfully clear. She was far from sober. But her biggest worry that someone might steal her food. Honestly, relatable. Food is sacred, and priorities don't disappear just because sobriety does. >> Call your mom. Call your mom. Stay right here and not on this person's property. Okay, >> ma'am. Step over here. Stay right there. No driver's license. [Music] >> Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, >> why? >> Stay right here. >> What do you mean? I'm I'm staying right here. >> Get off their grass, sir. Thank you. >> Can you stop? >> Get off their grass, ma'am. I'm right here. >> Get off of their grass, please. >> What the [ __ ] do you mean? >> Please don't curse at me again. Don't do that again. >> I'm right here. I'm right where you tell me to be. I'm right here. >> Don't go in their yard. >> Go ahead. Make your call. >> Ma'am, stay right here. Ma'am, stay right here. What do you mean? >> Stay right here. >> I have my rights. I have my rights. >> I have my rights. >> Stay right here. >> Okay. I have my rights. >> Exactly. >> What do you mean? What do you mean? >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Are you serious? >> I'm so serious. >> Are you serious? >> Very serious. >> Mommy. >> Yeah. Follow simple directions. >> Here we go. >> Hold on. >> Let's go this way. This way. >> No. >> Go to my car. >> Let me talk to my mom. Let me talk to my mom. >> It's okay. Hold on. Just hold on. >> Okay. Okay. >> Got to learn to follow the instructions. Okay. >> Are you serious? >> Come on. Come on. This way. >> Hold on. Hold on. >> Have a seat. Have a seat. >> Okay. Let me talk to my mom. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. Please sit down. >> Okay, that's fine. But let me talk to my mom. >> Ma'am, sit down. >> Sit down or we will >> That's the third time. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Dude, my mom is on my handcuffs. >> Sit down, please. That's fine. >> Have a seat. >> Are you serious, dude? You're >> have a seat and scoot your legs in. >> Seriously, >> sit down. >> Seriously, >> put your legs in. >> Seriously. >> Seriously. >> Seriously. >> Stay there, ma'am. >> 81039. >> Seriously. Once she was asked to stay off someone's lawn, things escalated to courtroom drama real quick. Her voice tripled in volume. Her rights entered the chat and handcuffs made their debut. Slurring, stumbling, and throwing out arguments like darts in the dark. She was clearly drunk and deeply committed to the chaos. The dramatic whales for mommy began right before the squad car swallowed her hole. >> So that's her ID. >> Yes. Did she return? >> Uh, she returned with ID only. >> ID only. >> Yep. >> Through Arizona. >> Mhm. >> I'm going to see if we could call somebody to get her van, her vehicle, or >> Yeah. Or we'll have to tow it. >> All right. Say it again. Okay. >> Just start talking trash. Is that what you going to give me? Huh? That's what you going to give me? DUI? >> Well, no. We're trying not to, but if you want to keep running your mouth, we we can go that route. >> Yep. >> So, I'd advise you to be quiet. So, >> that route. >> All right. Uh, please stop cursing. Don't do that. You're going to get yourself in more trouble. So, don't do that anymore. That's my last warning. Okay. You got to be respectful. Okay. All right. Thank you. Don't be disrespectful. That's not good. Come on, ma'am. I'll pick you up. You know any numbers or anything? that way. >> 120. Okay. Ma'am, if you would sign right here, your first ticket citation is for disorderly conduct. If you would go ahead and sign right here, >> I just want you to put I'm going help you. Right. Just right here. >> Hold on. But what else? Uh um public drunkenness and driving with no license. And you're free to go. Come on. >> You can come this way. >> And you have your cell phone. You have your three citations. Don't forget your court date. >> All right. very long. >> She got away. >> During transport, the energy didn't dial down. It amped up. She hurled curses like insults were part of the GPS route. while the officer stayed as chill as a fridge in February. In the end, she walked free with three citations and an ego slightly more dented than her van. How did she dodge a DWI charge? That part remains a mystery even Scooby-Doo couldn't solve. The woman was charged with disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, and driving without a license. So, in the end, if you enjoyed the video, hit that like button and drop your thoughts in the comments. 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