what's going on I want your identification I have rights hands no you put your hands behind your back hands behind your back you guys control me hands behind your back sh on August 19th 2023 officers responded to reports of a female treating the street like her personal stage shouting and tossing around offensive words as if auditioning for a reality show a warning was given a perfect chance to back off but just a few hours later a concerned family member dialed 911 bringing officers back Apparently one performance wasn't enough sh what's going on I want your identification I have rights thank you don't believe the lies I'm telling you it gets rougher and rougher the taes people put on [ __ ] don't trust the lies they're trying to take they're trying to take Mother Earth away do you see this drug rug I'm pinned do you want to see my tattoo I'm fine do you want to see my tattoo I don't you're gone I just want to know what's what's going on don't take me away where where am I going to take you the aliens are real we're living in fear okay well let's talk about it all right come sit down with me okay okay you're welcome all right I kept my bench okay you know Barbers barber shops yeah I go regularly come sit down I'll tell you the story okay I believe in people I protect and serve me okay what we're here that's what we're here to do quit believe in the eyes in here you're gonna listen you never listened to Mom and Dad they knew who the real people were well let's talk about what's going on today okay pick any seat you want this one okay whatever you want to do all right leave in yourself okay people are dumb do you know how dumb people are yes I do I love V go yeah he's in my heart don't be scared of her she I'm not scared of her I just I don't know what's going on today what do we need to talk about a lot has been going on okay people need to learn oh that's what I'm here to do listen to it have oh okay do you have Netflix yes everybody right now in this whole goddamn Earth that's left that didn't themselves over believing all the hate and the jealousy I got green eyes you know why why cuz one ofier had green eyes that Crosby Stills a mesh saying we were the children of Woodstock okay they tried to bring it home don't believe the nice I'm just listening to you right now officer stepped in expecting a conversation but got a wild mix of conspiracy theories and Cosmic ramblings instead one second she was demanding IDs the next she was worried about Mother Earth being stolen then came questions about tattoos aliens and somehow barber shops by the time she invited officers to sit and talk it felt less like a call and more like a scene from The Strangest talk show ever everybody steals from me these over here what they steal oh we were sitting down I need a lighter please you just threw one didn't you well I knew someone kept one God damn it why do you lie about it why do you hide it they're putting chemicals in our [ __ ] who is go watch Jesus Revolution please on Netflix yeah okay I know you know me I don't I think this is one of the first times I've ever talked to you oh damn it I work night shift most of the time who do you know that I might know I have no clue who you know why why are you hiding [ __ ] from me I'm not I just I don't I don't believe we've ever talked have we ever talked do you remember anything about me not prior to today all right I need a lawyer no you don't you're not in trouble I know I'm not so you don't need a lawyer yeah I do okay call one I will they all sell out on me I need a lawyer somebody somebody help me you guys believe the haters they got I'm here to try to help you what do you need help what do you need help with let me call somebody okay Lindsay has pelvis in Her Bones and her DNA who's Lindsay my niece okay that's fear in her heart from all the lies that she's been told do you hear me yeah I'm taking my glasses off damn it okay all these drunk they're drinking and driving cuz it's legal I know I work third shift I see it all the god I quit drinking that's good I gave it up it took me slow steps baby steps yeah that's how you got to do it one step at a time oh [ __ ] what can we do for you today one step at a time give me a lawyer I don't personally know any of them why not uh you you have rights who do you want to call which lawyer I'll look up his number for you no I'll find one thank you you can leave I just wanted to talk to you that's all I thought you were going to teach me some things okay you willing to listen yeah it's what I'm here for [ __ ] get the evil out of here do we have any Sage I don't carry any with me why not I don't know it's natural so what's going on today Shelly what can what can we help you with give me a lawyer well I told you I don't I can look a number up for you you need to Serve and Protect your God I I agree I'll tell you you mother okay are you feeling okay today no I'm pissed off I'm trying to get this [ __ ] out what are we pissed about world do you see it coming you been feeling like you're going to hurt anybody else I would never do that I believe you no you don't yeah I do you're not welcome here get out of my house you have no papers no rights anymore you're here to serve and protect the people Serve and Protect me like I have a human right I would love to well then go learn how get out of my f house go read the signs Buddy says keep out I know I have human mother on the RO e some donuts you you got any I wish so do I you took my job away cuz I speak the TRU mother I was absolutely shocked one moment she was acting like a detective uncovering Secrets the next she was spinning wild stories like a Storyteller on Fast Forward suddenly she wanted the officer out and the next she practically rolled out a welcome mat for a deep conversation get off my yard stop yelling please I have the right to use use my voice freedom of speech buddy not that loud out here you don't you need to in your ears then okay why don't you kneel to our flag you I I just stand with my hand over my heart by it then find it okay [ __ ] you used to find fourleaf clovers mother get over here and love me Mom no I thought we were going to sit and talk what did you want to talk about why don't you kneel for the flood leg I usually stand at attention and either I salute it or I have my hand over my heart worship your government Find Your Personal Jesus you better kneel at me you're going to kiss my mother feet someday go find shoot me I don't want to we are infinite people how could you hurt somebody over lies you're in fear have i h some Factory baby it's on TV shut your phones off true I found the truth hope and pray don't give up don't you even think about it mother think about what get in your car and get off my property I have rights read the sign [ __ ] see your card you can have my card thank thank you is it real it's got my name on are you sure same name right there where do you live I don't give that away to anybody are you scared to no just my each other I wave at people do you yeah driving around the Poli car your eyes do you flip them off no why would I flip people off I do why get off of my property I'm not on your property get off I'm not take them don't believe the lies all I got to say I'm getting a lawyer okay real lawyer all right you know my rights you studied it see if I got any good mail today get the of shitr you're not going to arrest me no you're not yes I am Shelly you're under arrest you believe the lies Shelly you're under arrest understand you need to come over here no sh you're under arrest oh ma'am please enough with the dramatic gestures no one's invading your kingdom acting like the ruler of the universe won't make the rules Bend in your favor news flash causing a scene doesn't make the world yours it just makes the situation worse take a deep breath instead of treating every second like a grand battle for power no you need hands behind your back hands behind your back you guys control me hands behind your [Applause] back down down down down they wanted all our guns listen to me no you're not put your put your arms out shall we stop take me me I don't lie I'm not gonna lie on back yeah I don't lie to my God people believe lies you need to come over here yep no I need a lawyer we'll get you stand up do I have a phone stand up I paid for my phone shell stand up stand up 1 two three all right okay here all right cool Searcher yep search all you want I have nothing to hide have anything in your pockets I obey the laws people just don't want to listen I tried to listen to you and you started hollering at me there's a bunch of people out here listening cigar hold on thank you what is it yeah that side of her you know that no search search me I have nothing to hide nothing at all you nothing check the other side of go ahead you have no rights though where's my where's my paper my search right paper sit in here charie sit in here okay tell me why because you're under arrest for disorder of the conduct all right cool same man this ain't very comfortable wait they're plastic why said they're easier they're easier to clean what are you going to clean up sit down no sit down no sh sit down please right here please slide in please I want my papers we'll get them to you I want them now okay sit down you never pay for anything first sit down you need to get in prove it I want my paper well I didn't sign no paper I got four sign papers I didn't sign nothing for this no I'm strong you believe the lies shoot me then shoot me shoot me you can't stop me got a big stop do not kick me Shelly stop you stop I want my rights close the door no you got to get going go direct go fast what sing those songs what sing that wild performance wasn't fooling anyone she wasn't just making a scene she was practically directing her own chaotic movie screaming and yelling like that would magically cancel an arrest but reality hit fast when the officer shut it down cuffing her and securing her in the patrol car officers transported her straight to jail where reality finally caught up the grand performance ended with a solid lineup of charges assault disorderly conduct and resisting what do you think drop your thoughts in the comments and don't don't forget to hit that subscribe button for more wild stories like this