I just got introduced to our city.
I don't No, I'm actually just trying to
keep you safe from driving the wrong
direction on the roadway to go
eastbound.
If I fail this, I'm going to get a DWI.
Are you joking me? Look me in the eyes
and tell me. I cannot fucking fathom
this. I'm riding a scooter because I
don't want to drive drunk. And you're
going to give me a sobriety test?
Absolutely.
Here I go.
Okay.
I just find you so ridiculous right now.
Like why are you doing this to me?
Yeah. I'm in Mexico, too. And I'm not
going to option. go to jail.
Well, if you don't want to do them, then
I'm being forced to place you under
arrest. Absolutely. Yes. Okay.
Okay.
Have a seat.
Dude, he's a fucking dickhead. Don't let
me out.
Where is that?
Fourth in Roma.
Fourth in Roma.
Yes. Fourth in Roma.
Wow. He was such a dish.
I don't know what to do with the
scooter.
Me to jail cuz I'm a fucking criminal
for riding the fucking scooter down the
ramps. What way? Oh my god. You're the
stupidest person ever.
You're the one going down the wrong way
on the roadway.
Okay.
Fucking Jeho to your job. You're doing
your job perfect.
Thanks.
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746B.
I'll be out with one at second in Roma.
Ma'am, you can't be driving that on the
roadway in the wrong direction of
travel. You know, you're going
southbound and the northbound lanes.
Do you realize that these scooters just
happened in Apple?
Yeah, I know they just came out, but
that doesn't mean that you can go the
wrong direction on the one way.
I know. And I was trying to like the
roads are not made for these.
So, why are you on the road then?
I'm saying the pathways are not made for
these scooters.
Mhm.
So, I went on the roadway until I could
find a great pathway to go. So, why not
use the sidewalk then?
That's what I'm saying. But
because you were this way when I saw you
north of Lis, you were coming southbound
in the wrong direction of travel.
So, you were going southbound on a
oneway.
I was just trying to avoid the leaps of
a of the crosswalk
or of the sidewalk that you say.
So, why did you get on the sidewalk
here?
I'm I'm not trying to argue with you,
honestly.
I don't think we're arguing. I'm simply
telling I'm stopping you because I saw a
violation.
Okay. Well, I'm sorry.
So, that is the issue. Okay. I need to
see your license, please. Or an ID card.
You don't necessarily need a license,
but I need to see an ID card.
Okay.
746. Do you have another unit that can
negative code?
Well, let me stop my scooter here.
Sure.
This is so cool.
It is quiet. Totally agree. I know.
Hopefully, nobody gets hurt on them.
What the hell?
Well, you're going to see a lot of
injuries on these.
I uh I kind of anticipate it and I hope
we don't. But hey, I kind of agree with
you.
But you're going to, so expect it.
And I'm not hurt. But here's my idea.
Thanks, Lily. Are you living in
Albuquerque or you still in Bend?
I live in Blend.
Yeah.
Mhm.
Where are you heading to now?
We were just going to Central to another
bar.
Who's we?
Um I was with like four other people on
the scooter that have left me now. Huh.
All right.
Well, um, as you can see, there's
another scooter coming that way, and
they're traveling the right direction to
travel on the sidewalk.
I'm sorry.
So, that's how it should be because
somebody's going to turn left and they
could obstruct.
I understand. I do. I really do. It's
just that the sidewalk doesn't have like
a an off ramp for the scooter.
Well, the sidewalks have to have new and
you know that.
I know scooters are new. Electric
scooters are new to the city. you get to
Marble Brewery, they it's not accessible
in in reality.
They don't have
because they don't have the up ramps and
the down ramps and the whatever
really go you want to go as close to
marble. They don't have nothing.
No, I understand how a sidewalk works
and I I understand that um sidewalks
have to be AD accessible because people
that have wheelchairs, they need to be
able to access the sidewalk. So, that's
how these scooters are um feasible for
the city because you can use the
sidewalks for them. So there's plenty of
I can see from here there's plenty of um
egresses for the scooters and other um
wheelchairs to get up onto the sidewalk.
So that's the safe thing to do. Not
drive the wrong direction on the
roadway. Make sense?
Yes, sir.
I'm not trying to lecture you. I'm just
simply, you know, I understand these are
new. So there's going to be some
discussion about them. Okay. Um
understand that these things in some
ways, you know, are um considered a
motor vehicle if you would. They don't
require insurance or registration
because they're under a certain CC.
They're electric powered. They're not
motor. They're not um operated by gas or
by electricity. So, but that also means
that they could be considered a motor
vehicle in some cases. All right.
You said you're coming from Marble.
Yes.
And you're heading to another bar.
Um
that's what you told me.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm like I actually don't know where
they're going cuz now I'm lost. But
yeah. Well, you're on the corner of
Second and Lis just
No, I know where I am, but my friends
left me. Okay.
Cuz they were scared of you.
Well, I tried to turn my lights and
sirens on you to stop, but you kept
going. Even when I got on my PA and told
you to stop.
I'm sorry. And that's like when I really
realized that you wanted me to stop.
Yeah. All right. Lily, have you had any
alcohol tonight?
Yes.
How much have you had?
Uh, I drank two beers at Marble.
How long ago was that?
In the last 4 hours.
So 4 hours ago you had two beers or
within four hours you've had two
within the last 4 hours I've had two
bears.
Okay. So Lily I need to check your eyes
real quick. Okay. I want you to follow
my index finger with your eyes. Don't
move your head. Okay. Just use your eyes
for me. Okay.
Okay.
Don't move your head. Okay. Just use
your eyes.
All right. Lily, give me a second. Okay.
Stay right there. Okay.
Yes, ma'am.
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45.
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Grand Central.
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Okay, Lily. So, like I mentioned before,
um in certain situations pertaining to
let's say DWI, um this does constitute
as a vehicle, motor vehicle under state
statute. Okay? Anything that's propelled
by either gas or electricity or
self-propelled in any way, shape, or
form is considered a motor vehicle. All
right? So, because of that,
welcome to the life of these scooters
because this is in every big city and
it's just got introduced to our city.
I've rode this scooter in Seattle and
Denver and like multiple places. people
drunk, people whatever.
And it's like taken away from DWIs and
people like being drunk, but it just got
introduced to our city.
I know.
And now you're like taking it away from
us.
Uh I'm not I'm actually just trying to
keep you safe and driving the wrong
direction on the roadway and doing the
I'm not denying that. I'm not saying
that it's like wrong. I'm not denying
that. I'm just saying that like
you guys literally and and I get it,
dude. our our city. I was so shocked
when we got these. I'm like, "What the
fuck?" Like there's people there's like
homeless that are going to take these
away.
No, I'm sure
like like all the problems. I can
anticipate all the problems with these
things.
This is not going to last.
They're I think they're a great addition
to this. You get to do really cool just
like you do, but at the same time,
things are going to happen last.
Let's just enjoy it while
this Well, let's not enjoy it while
going the wrong way on the road cuz
that's not safe. Okay. Um but we are
going to do some field riding tests.
Okay.
Okay.
So, let's walk over here with me. Okay.
Walk this way.
Can I meet you?
Please. We'll talk in a second. Do me a
favor. Can you put your um purse right
next to your scooter?
Sure.
Appreciate it.
All right. L come over here, please.
This is why it doesn't fucking exist.
Well, if you think that there's an issue
with it, why are you causing the problem
by going the wrong way on the roadway?
Dude, that's my mom. Let's uh
It doesn't matter.
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But if somebody were to go this
shank,
well, we're going to investigate and see
how you do and then we're going to go
from there.
That is a possibility though.
Yes, absolutely.
Are you joking me? Look at me in the
eyes and tell me.
Do you think I would have stopped you
and done all this if I was joking?
Because I was on a scooter and I went
the wrong way.
Yeah. You were on a vehicle on a state
statute going the wrong direction on a
oneway. You're going south to Second
Street. So, yes, I'm stopping you for
that reason. I smell alcohol. We're
going to do some filter Friday tests and
see where you do. Okay. Can you push
your gun out for me?
Sit my gun out for you
on the street?
Just throw it in the bush. It's fine.
Any medical conditions at all?
Nope.
Any issues with your balance or standing
on one foot?
Seeing a doctor for anything?
Nothing.
All right. Do me a favor. Put your feet
together like this.
Put your arms aside like this. I'm going
to show you a light.
I cannot fucking fathom this. I'm riding
a scooter because I don't want to drive
drunk and you're going to give me a
soriety test.
Absolutely.
Here I go.
Okay. Follow this light right here with
your eyes only. Don't move your head.
Okay. Just use your eyes. Do you
understand? Okay.
Yeah, my eyes aren't jittering. My
grandpa died today.
Just follow the light for me. Okay.
Sorry to hear that, though.
I just did follow the light.
The test isn't done. Okay, just keep
following it.
I just find this ridiculous, dude.
This is not ridiculous. Just keep
following it.
Do you not want to do this test?
I just find you so ridiculous right now.
Like, why are you doing this to me?
Because I already told you, you're
driving a vehicle in a state statue that
is considered a motor vehicle because
it's propelled by gas electric
and you're not used to this. You're not
you don't live in a big city. We're from
fucking Albuquerque.
It doesn't matter what city I live in
Mexico.
And he's going to tell me
it's up to you. I'm not going to force
you to and I'm not going to go to jail.
Well, if you don't want to do them, then
I'm giving you forced to place your
arrest. Absolutely. Yes.
So, it's up to you whether you want to
do these tests or not.
I just
these tests are to show impairment and I
can't um establish that if you don't
want to do the test.
So ridiculous, dude.
Well, this is real. Um you're on a
Okay, so then let's go back to the eye
test.
Okay, why don't you just follow the
instructions? Okay, keep following it
and then the test will be finished
sooner than later. Okay.
Okay.
Look at the light, not me.
You're shaking more than I am.
Don't move your head.
Can I blink?
Of course you are blinking.
It's going to go up and down. It's going
to go up and down. Okay, just keep your
head still.
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Okay,
dude. Whether I fail or not, you're
going to fucking do what you want. So,
no, I'm not actually. Cuz if you don't
fail these tests, I have no reason to
arrest you. So, face me a little. This
next test that you're going to do is a
walking test. So, you can keep your uh
Oh, perfect. There's the line.
Keep your wedges on. You take them off.
It's up to you. What do you want to do?
Oh, I want them on.
All right. Give me a turn. Put your left
foot on the yellow line. Now put your
right foot in front of your left foot
with your heels and toes touching just
like this.
Now put your arms at your sides for me
like this. Okay. Stay in that position
for me. I'll tell you when to start the
test. Don't start yet. Okay.
When I tell you to begin, Lily, I want
you to take nine hillto toe steps along
this yellow line in front of you.
Nine.
I'll say correct. Counting each step out
loud.
Once you get to your ninth step, you're
going to keep your front foot on the
ground. Then you're going to step out
with your back foot. Take as serious as
Hold on. Remember I said don't start
yet.
Oh yeah. Okay. Once you get to your
ninth step, keep your front foot on the
ground. Step out with your back foot.
Take a series of small
count nine.
Yeah. Just listen to me so I can explain
them to you. Okay.
You're going to step out with your back
foot. Take a series of small short steps
to turn yourself around. Then you're
going to take another nine steps heel to
toe back along the same yellow line in
front of you, counting each step out
loud. Going to keep your arms at your
sides the whole time. You're going to
look down at your feet as you're
counting and walking. And you're not
going to stop the test until you finish
it. Okay? Let me demonstrate it for you.
Your feet are going to be in this
position just like this. Arms are down
at your sides. You're going to take nine
heel totoe steps like this. One, two,
three, until you get to nine. Okay. Once
you get to your ninth step, keep your
front foot on the ground and then step
out with your back foot. Take a series
of small steps just like this to turn
around. Then take another nine steps.
Tilt to do it exactly like that. I'm
fucked.
Two.
Right.
Three.
That's what you're saying.
Until you get to nine. You're going to
do the turn just like I demonstrated.
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Do the turn just like you demonstrated.
Then you don't do it, I suppose.
So then I'm fucked. Then I go to jail.
Not entirely. No, not necessarily.
This is so stupid. Okay.
Do you understand those instructions
that you sir?
Do you have any questions about the
test?
Okay. Go ahead and get back on that line
now. Right foot in front of your left
foot.
I'm left footed. So
you're left footed
or I'm left-handed.
Okay. So place your feet together like
mine are. See? Mine are. All right. Now,
arms at your sides right here. Now,
whenever you're ready to begin the test,
you can start.
Use my arms for balance. I have to
No, you cannot. You have to keep your
arms to yourself.
I just told you I had two ears. Come on.
Okay. Whenever you're ready.
One.
2
3
4
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5
6
7
8
9.
This is my ninth one, so I got to turn
around, right?
Yeah, just like I demonstrated.
Oh, sorry. How did you demonstrate?
Keep your front foot on the ground and
then step out with your back foot. Take
series of small steps.
Turn around.
Back to normal.
Are you guys taking note?
I am.
You saw it.
One.
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
You can relax.
10.
Nope. You can relax.
Okay. This next test is a standing test.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Go, baby. Go.
Next test is a standing test. Okay.
Stand with your feet together like this.
Arms at your sides like this.
You want me to position for me? Okay.
Don't start the test. I'll tell you when
to begin.
Is it a friend?
I tell you to start. You're going to
raise a leg of your choice 6 in off the
ground. Okay.
6 in is about the size of a can of soda.
Whichever foot that you choose to
elevate, you're going to keep it
parallel to the ground just like I'm
doing.
Oh, wait. Stop again. You go too fast.
She a friend or
go like this.
Yeah. Remember staying in that position.
Don't start the chest. I'll show you.
You're going to raise a leg of your
choice 6 inches off the ground just like
I'm doing.
Don't start the test yet. I'm just
showing you.
Oh, I'm already started.
Well, don't start. That's not part of
the instructions. Okay.
Both your legs are going to stay
straight like this. Foot that you choose
to elevate. You're going to look down at
that foot. You look kind like this. 100
1 2 1 3 until I tell you to stop. The
whole time you're doing this, you're
looking down at your elevated foot.
Keeping it parallel to the ground 6 in
off the ground. Okay. Hey, how does it
feel to be like a police officer in
Albuquerque?
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Mont.
Do you understand these instructions?
I do.
Do you have any questions?
Nope.
Remember, keep your arms at your sides
the whole time. Both your legs stay
straight. Look down at the elevated foot
that you choose. Okay.
Whenever you're ready, you can start.
Okay.
How many seconds? 10.
I'll tell you when to stop.
Okay.
Whenever you're ready.
I'm ready.
Go ahead.
That was way more than 10 seconds. Am I
right?
Not sure that anybody said anything
about 10 seconds, but
He's a fucking Montana.
You can stop.
Do you have anything in your mouth?
That's your tongue. Thank you.
Okay. Push in the back. You're under.
Can you give her a breathalyzer right
now? Uh, not right now, but we'll give
her the opportunity to. So,
you want her to take any of your stuff?
Are you kidding me right now?
Do you want her to take any of your
stuff?
Um, I don't even know where my stuff is.
It's not our car. Her purse is
You guys really need to be fighting
other things besides it. And it's not
Well, scooter going down the one way on
the wrong direction is a big deal. So,
she was going the wrong way on Second
Street, southbound in the northbound
lane. It's a oneway only. So I stopped
her for that.
Was she crossing though? She
No, she was driving southbound on the
road.
I was trying to get on the other side.
No, she was driving on the roadway.
Southbound in the north.
She said she was trying to get across
and so I have to leave her.
Okay. So take care of this. This way.
Thank you very much.
Why are you such a dick? Do you have
Doesn't matter.
Do you have a wife? You don't
Doesn't matter.
You don't have kids either. Do you have
a daughter?
You don't have nothing?
Because if you did, you would like
really appreciate who I was.
You want to take this? You want to take
this with you?
No. My sister.
What do you give it to her?
Have a seat, please. Do you want me to
give it to her?
Yes. I want you to give it to her. Wait.
Can Can I wait for me? And have a seat,
please. Have a seat, please.
Have a seat. I'm not going to ask.
Can I talk to my sister?
No, you cannot have a seat.
Sit down in the car. Step back. Please
step back. Have a seat. Dude, he's a
fucking dickhead.
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I just need to end this, right? Can I
just
um What's your
Thank you, Willie.
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This is so retarded.
Come get me out.
Okay. So, where are you taking her?
She's going to go to the transport
center, which is down here on Fort
Aroma. She get an opportunity to do
breath test depending on the results.
So, we go from there.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
So, where is that?
Fourth enoma.
Fourth enroma.
Yes. Fourth enroma.
Wow. You're such a douchebag.
You're a fucking dickhead.
Huh?
I didn't do anything.
Okay.
Wait till you have a fucking daughter.
Dude, I was fucking having fun tonight.
Oh, you could have killed yourself or
somebody else. So
Oh, okay. Yeah.
I don't know what to do with the
scooter.
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and uh
we don't usually label
still alive but sometimes
so we we Googled it how it works and
apparently
I don't know about this company here but
there's a company Austin same thing
people go around and they actually take
them to go charge them at home
really
yeah and then they just drop them off at
point next next morning
well she was going one way she was going
southbound in the northbound lanes of
second street on the roadway
crossed through Lis
Um there was no light there because
she's going the wrong direction.
Yeah.
And uh she didn't want to stop. So I
signaled for her to stop a few times,
but
she wouldn't want to stop. So
I'm a fucking criminal. Come on, get
over it.
Please.
There's people dying and I'm here. You
fucking popper.
Get a real job, you fucking dickhead.
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Interesting.
Okay.
People come by with the app, they just
pick one up. If it's charged, they just
scan it and they start. It's kind of
like Uber, but and it just charges them
uh I think by the time the amount of
time that they use it or miles and they
all are like I guess GPS tracks. So the
people that come pick them up on the
same app, it'll show them the ones that
are that don't have a charge anymore and
they they have to go scoop them up and
depending on how many they charge, they
get paid like five for whatever.
That's cool.
That's at least what it says on the
internet about them cuz at least we
thought the same thing with our Sure.
Well, they're popular. That's considered
a motor vehicle according to state
statute if it's propelled by gas or
electricity. So there I'm going to go to
the PTC guys. So I appreciate you can
come down there if you need help.
I may not see. So we're close by. We'll
drop. Yeah. Great.
Go ahead. Cool.
Thank you.
746 PD. Can you change this to a 47 and
I'll be out to the PTC? Uh 0.0.
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You're fucking idiot.
Why is that? Because you arrest girls
like me.
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