Your co-worker is a He got mad because I emasculated him. Are you with them? Uh we're just observing. You're observing? Yeah, are we far enough? So I'm over 35, so we'll stay right here. >> I don't know if you're over 35. No, I'm over 35. I do construction. This is way over 35. So you're an expert in measurement. >> Yeah, absolutely. Okay. We have an investigation going Where Where's our No, no, where's the wall? Where's the 35-ft wall? There's no 35. So go on that side and we'll We out. We out. We out. We out. Yeah, that's That's so easy. Say no more. I hope that goes viral, too. We're done, right? We're done with the fighting. We're done with arguing. It's over. >> I'm not fighting with you, man. Like I've never been fighting with you. I literally called you for help. This woman and her wife just guaranteed themselves a trip to jail after a shockingly disgusting attack on an officer. But the craziest part of this arrest isn't the argument. It's the felony-level surprise police pull out of her wallet during booking. I want to go to jail. Go away. Go what? Is it Go away. Go walk away. Wait. I am way too old for you to tell me what to do. Andrea. Andrea. ANDREA. ANDREA. EXCUSE ME, DON'T TOUCH ME. YEAH, THAT'S SEND ME one more. I can't tell I'll walk out. Andrea. Andrea, you [ __ ] Send send her a female officer. Andrea. Let's go. Stay away or you're going to be the next one. Okay, you're touching me. You're touching me and that's in the camera. I need one more second. Sit down. I just want to I just want to Go walk away. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK? YOU'RE ANDREA, stop it. I just want to grab I just want to grab it. >> Are you going to walk away? I'm not walking away. Okay, step back. Excuse me, I'm not walking away. >> behind your back. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. We're not doing this. YOU'RE SUCH A YOU'RE THE DEFINITION OF A WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Please take me to jail so I can tell everybody you work with. I have two male two female suspects. Yeah, because you have I can't wait. We're in white hot. White hot street side. Wait, you you have And I'm sorry that you are. So you're going TO JAIL FOR BATTERY AND AN LO. I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE GOING We haven't That's really what I'm getting arrested because he's So you're going to jail for battery and an LO. I'm sorry that you're going to jail. We haven't That's really what I'm getting arrested because he's You understand that, right? I just don't understand why you're doing what you're doing. >> getting arrested because you have me in the police but you are All right, I'm lifting you up. Yes, yes, please do. I can't get up because I'm getting arrested. Are you ready? Yeah, go ahead. >> One, two, three. That's my wife. Can you please get her up? Just come with me first. I need you to get her up. Come with me first. Don't listen. Don't do that. I need you to get her Come with me, please. Just sit her here and get her for me. Your co-worker is a Why you doing Just stand right there for me, all right? He got mad because I emasculated him. I want you to know that. I'm going to get you up. Okay, I appreciate you, but please like he was like he's intense. Just have a seat over there. Have a seat on the chair. I just want to mess up on purpose. He just called me in handcuffs. I am a licensed I've never been arrested in my life. Gracie. >> Okay, just sit right there. Andrea. Who is it? [ __ ] I'm talking to my friend right now. Okay, I need you to look at me. Don't worry about it. Andrea. Your co-worker has some like emasculating like You know that, right? I don't know. I don't know what's going on. He does though. He needs help. We'll figure it out. I don't I don't know what happened. No, but like your your co-worker needs help. Can someone bring the car? Hi. Hey, your car is getting towed. We're okay. Take it easy. Yeah, I'm in here. Yeah, well, I was going to say if you if you need to break the window, break it, call out ASPCA and when they get there have them do a temperature reading. He's okay. He's with the Missouri guy. We're used to this. St. Louis. We're just going to get in the What's that? Pick me up. We We walked through the bar over there. You go go ahead and stay with him. I got him right here. Okay. Leave Connecticut with me. Yeah, I mean and he's a husky. He's a husky. Yo, we're on Yeah, do me a favor after you pop it, just take pictures of it all real good before and after. We'll join you and take care of our dog. >> You know what I mean. I see it. No, I'll hurt you. Are you with me? We're having fun. We're having a blast. Yeah, we're having a blast. Jeremiah. Where are these guys? Huh? Where are these guys? Are you with them? Uh we're just observing. You're observing? Yeah, are we far enough? That looks like an alcoholic beverage. I can make you go. Yeah, please. Thank Please take it. Yeah, it's done. We're just observing. We do have a open container ordinance in the city. It's arrestable, just so you know. Yeah, we don't have nothing. I got you. Yeah. We're just making sure that everything is legal. Perfect. So 25 ft is about four car lengths. >> construction, so we're okay. It's over 35, actually. Okay. All right, so I'm over 35, so we'll stay right here. I don't know if you're over 35. >> No, I'm over 35. I do construction. This is way over 35. So you're an expert in measurement. >> Yeah, absolutely. Okay. I'm actually in management. Okay. So if you want to measure me, you can get a tape measure. >> so this is how I measure 25 ft. That's about two and a half to four cars. Listen. So what's What's your ID? Listen. We're not playing that game. >> What's your ID? If you're going to move back to that fire pit >> involved in this? No, what is What is observing? Listen, you're going to move back to that So you're such a construction geek. Then 25 ft. It's the whole sidewalk. The whole sidewalk from yellow to yellow. That's actually 24. Okay, you want to be a smart ass? No, no, no. Okay, then get out of here now. I'm not [ __ ] around. You're doing too much. You're already breathing heavy. Where are you from? Doesn't matter. Okay, it does. In Florida we have a halo law. If you don't get back 25 ft, we will arrest you. Okay? You're taking our You're taking our our attention off of that and onto you. No, no, I got you guys. [ __ ] do it. We have an investigation going on. Where Where's our You bring a smart ass. No, no, where's the wall? Where's the 35-ft wall? There's no 35. Take this one seriously. No, no, I'm going to [ __ ] spray it now. No, I'm going to spray you. Get back. Get back. I'm telling you. Go. 25 ft. >> So I walked the sidewalk. All right, so back here. So go on that side and we'll We out. We out. We out. Yeah, that's That's so easy. Say no more. I hope that goes viral, too. I understand that this is still a woman if I I apologize for what Yeah, me, too. That's why I wasn't paying no attention. But And he's just like, "Oh, we're just making sure everything is You want to be honest? I'm going to [ __ ] them one at a time right now. The two of their IDs is in the golf cart. And um apparently they lost keys and uh uh the catering manager looked for the keys for a long time. Three other people looked for the keys as well. But I told them they couldn't find it. They've been upstairs to try to look for them themselves. They were searching and they almost fell down the stairs. If you see our stairs, it's standing. Yeah, it's Yeah, it's kind of steep. We the catering manager reported that she had advised the download. And they they might come back. They're drunk. I let them back up there. They might fall down again. So when they came back, I told them we look for your keys and I couldn't find them. We can't let you back upstairs. So you got mad, I'm calling the police. I was like, "Okay, call the police." This is where we're at. And I did witness their spit on the other cop. You did? It it it it was disgusting. your car. Yeah, oh definitely. Thank you. I spit in spit in his face. Yeah, that is not allowed. Disgusting. You guys You got their their information? No, they said their wallets were in the golf cart, but there's nothing in the golf cart. No, our wallets are not in the car. Okay, where they at? There's nothing in the car. There's nothing in there. I just walked over there. Was it locked in there? The girls were there, no? The girls need private time. Listen, there's two girls that were there. I'm not sure if they left or not cuz we've been trying We've been at this for 2 hours. 2 hours we've been trying to You can look at my phone. I can give you my Listen. I'm sorry. Go ahead and listen to him, okay? One at a time, all right? What's your first name? Crystal Tejada. Spell it for me. No. Like I called you guys for help. Okay, what's your first name? Andrea. Spell it for me. Canares. Spell it. Oh. A N Do you have your licenses as well? I want to see a car phone. I I probably want to Yeah, they're right there. Okay, I'm going to put this in the phone. Now you two going to jail. 25 ft, ma'am. This is That's where is my car. 25 ft. >> What's happening? We're doing an investigation right now. We'll explain to you in a little bit, okay? All right. Do you mind if I pat you down? No. Can you let me search you? Yeah. Okay, ma'am. Are you okay if I could put them both in the same car? >> fine. All right, ma'am. Stand up. You're under arrest for for battery in the yellows. Stand up. Can you come and make me stand? >> another charge. Stand up. >> No, no, no, but can you come and make me I give you a lawful order. Stand up. I have I can't understand why you're >> to stand up or not? Yeah, I'm not I can't stand why Cuz you're actively resisting a lawful order. She's not resisting. She's asking I'm not like Yes, you are. I'm not resisting at all. Yes, you are. Why are you hurting me? You said you couldn't like I'm not hurting at all. I'm not like resisting at all. Why are you hurting me? And how? If you're hurting Why are you hurting me? Is that what you're telling me? Okay. Stand up. You're arguing and you're not listening. When you put me in the When you put me in You're arguing. Yeah, because we were just arguing over there. So, now I'm telling you to I didn't argue with him over Just listen to me. What? Move your feet apart. Okay? Do you have anything on you? Anything that's going to poke me, stick me, hurt me, anything illegal? Anything illegal? Anything illegal? No drugs, nothing like that? No. Okay. Your wallet's right there, so your ID might be in there. My ID might be in there. Yeah, it's here. Can you back up on me a little bit? All right. We're going to sit you in the back of the car. All right, ma'am. Just we're done, all right? We're done with the fighting, we're done with arguing. It's over. I'm not fighting with you, man. I I've never been fighting with you. I literally called you for help. Have a seat. Ma'am, I know that you called me, but doesn't mean that that you can spit in my face, all right? I didn't spit in your face. Yes, sir. I think I didn't, though. Yes, you did. I didn't I didn't spit in your face. All right. I don't Is there anything else, please? Thank you so much. Now, if there's security, you need to put her in Ma'am, I I understand she was maybe too much alcohol. But you need to resist. >> much alcohol. I'm telling you. I called you for help. Why have we been arrested for? I don't understand why I'm in a [ __ ] golf cart, man. Why? That's [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] They calm her Calm her or not, baby. I don't understand. Why have we been arrested? But why have we been arrested? Why have we been arrested, man? You spit at the cop. I didn't, though. You spit at his face. I spit at the floor. >> Yes, I understand that, but to them, that's what it is, baby. That's so [ __ ] stupid. Just look at me. That's like a That to me, that's like a Baby. Baby. She walked into the jail facing felony battery for using her spit as a weapon, but walked out facing serious prison time after deputies opened her wallet and caught her smuggling cocaine straight into a holding cell.