I'm too cute for prison. Don't do that
to me.
I've watched too many documentaries.
>> On January 5th, 2022, officers responded
to a car accident. Upon arriving at the
scene, they received some valuable
information from a witness.
>> She's drunk.
>> Drunk.
>> I already Sam Dorado is my husband.
>> Okay.
>> But she's drunk and she already said
that I don't want to get a DWI. Okay.
>> In a single car.
>> Okay. Thank you. Was she in on in the
wrong lane? No, she was on that side.
>> See, I was coming this way right before
the curb and she blowed around me. I
mean,
>> blowed around me, blowed around another
car. Couldn't make the curve jump
right there,
>> hit the curb, and then smack this.
>> I don't know what the deal was.
>> All right, thank you. Let me
>> It seems like the driver completely lost
control of the vehicle and was fortunate
that no one else got hurt. However, to
fully understand what happened, the
officers needed to speak with the
driver, and it didn't take them long to
piece the situation together.
>> Okay, ma'am. So, I'm just going to have
to ask you a few questions. Okay.
>> Are you able to stand up?
>> Okay. You can put your key on top of
your car.
>> They said,
>> "Yes."
>> So, they said you're you're not having
anything medical that would
>> No, sir.
>> Okay. Now, just based on this driving
behavior and what people have been
saying when we came on scene, um would
you be willing to take some standardized
sobriety test?
>> Yes. How much have you had to drink
today?
>> Not very much.
>> Okay. What is not very much?
>> Like the legal limit.
>> Okay. Which is what?
>> Like very not very much because I ate
and I drink water between two.
>> Oh, okay. The driver is being honest and
complying with the officer's request to
take a field sobriety test. However,
despite her cooperative demeanor, the
test quickly reveals that she's still a
criminal who put many other lives at
risk.
>> All right, ma'am. Go ahead and put your
hands behind your back for me. Okay.
You're being placed under arrest for
DUI.
>> All right. I'm not to pat you down
before I put you in my unit. Okay. You
don't have anything on you that's going
to poke me, stick me, or stab me?
>> Sure, absolutely.
>> The officer pats the girl down before
placing her in the back of his patrol
car and reading her her rights. This is
when she begins to set her plan into
motion. A scheme she believes will get
her off the hook.
>> Thank you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
>> God,
I'm sorry.
>> You don't you don't need to apologize.
You know, I'm doing my job. That's all.
>> I know. And I respect that. I respect
your job.
>> I'm just sorry to like cause [ __ ]
like problems, you know?
>> Have you ever been arrested for a DWI
before?
>> No, sir. I've never been arrested,
period. So,
>> I hope at least I'm like one of the
cuter people that you've had in your cop
car.
>> Do not confirm or deny, please.
>> Oh, yeah. I can't talk about that. Yeah,
you can't for illegal purposes.
>> I'm too cute for prison. Don't do that
to me.
>> Anyways, I'm sorry you're stuck with me,
though.
>> That's all right. You know, I've been,
like I said, was worse.
>> Back at the station, her efforts to
seduce the officer don't let up.
>> All right. So, I'm going to count this
in front of you.
>> I remember you you would come up to the
oatilla with your face mask and I be
like, "That's fine." And then like
respectfully, though.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. obvious cuz like I'm a
mess right now. But I would be like that
man is so fine. You come up with like
two other officers and you would come up
to the oh like we're looking like the
last time I saw you were like we're
looking for this man and then we would
list out the description and I was like
no sir. I'm sorry. Like I checked the uh
the patio and then I'll be like go
inside and I come back out and I'm like
I can't find him. I'm so sorry.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Yeah. But you probably don't remember.
>> No I remember that. I was I was cuter
than this. But yeah,
>> you had your face mask on, but I was
like that is so
>> Yeah, don't worry about it. Let's get
back to
>> Nobody wants to date any woman that's
looking like this. So yeah, and going to
jail you. But yeah,
>> you are such a hustle man.
>> I appreciate that. I do.
>> You bet. Okay, I'm getting prepared.
>> I'm sorry.
>> I hope I haven't been disrespectful. if
I haven't been disrespectful to your
job.
>> But even while waiting for her medical
examination, she couldn't resist
flirting with the officers, hoping it
might help her get a lighter sentence.
>> What do you suggest?
>> You're there, so go ahead. Maybe a
little
>> Okay, maybe a little.
>> Hey. Hey, come over here. This way.
[laughter]
>> I just want to say hi.
>> I'm sorry.
>> Wild.
>> Come over here.
>> I'm sorry.
You lead the way.
>> Yeah. Just have a seat where
>> How the hell am I supposed to know? Hi,
daddy.
>> What are you doing?
>> I'm about now.
>> Oh, why you should?
>> I still have to triage.
>> Look how cute it is.
>> Okay.
>> Because because you're so cute, sir.
>> Oh, yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that.
[laughter]
>> She's super happy right now.
>> Hi.
>> Hey, might as well just be happy if
you're in a [ __ ] situation.
>> I got stuck with this. [laughter]
I got stuck with the mom. Amen.
>> However, her attempts didn't seem to
make any difference as she was
ultimately charged with aggravated DWI
and reckless driving by the end of the
day. Similarly, in our next case, Grace
Spoon's attempt to manipulate the
situation through provocative behavior
and defiance only escalated her
problems.
The next girl was willing to go even
further in her attempt to seduce and
escape the cops. In the early hours of
October 30th, a police officer in
Florida noticed a vehicle driving
suspiciously.
The car was almost completely over the
stop line at a red light and its plates
were expired.
However, when the officer went to pull
the driver over, things took an
unexpected turn.
>> Where you headed to?
>> Uh, I see it in Northport. I was trying
to um
>> Thank you. You got your registration
check real quick?
>> Um
your fake cut had scared me when I
walked up. Forgot tomorrow's Halloween.
>> Pardon?
>> I said your fake cut had scared me when
I walked up. Forgot tomorrow's
Halloween. I'm like, "Oh,
>> I know, right?"
>> So, reason I got stopped, a few things.
When you're sitting at the light back
here to make the left,
>> you're all the way out in the
intersection.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Like you were past the crosswalk that
you were you were on Toledo Blade for
making the left.
>> Um that the tags on the car is the car
registered to you?
>> Yes, sir.
>> Okay. The tags on the car expired back
in March.
>> Yes, sir.
>> Or April, I'm sorry. Um and your license
is suspended.
>> The cop was already suspicious of the
driver, identified as Naomi Furer due to
her strange driving behavior.
However, the more he interacted with
her, the more it became clear that she
definitely shouldn't have been behind
the wheel. Naomi told the officer she
had just come from a Halloween party and
was wearing a wristband given out by a
local bar. Convinced that she was over
the limit, the officer asked her to step
out of the vehicle to perform some
sobriety tests. But as soon as she
stepped out, things immediately started
to take a different turn.
>> Cuz your eyes are bloodshot. Your speech
is slightly
>> I'm just very tired. That's all. There's
alcohol. Okay. Check your eyes. Do a
couple exercise. Okay. Cool with that.
>> Okay. I'm going to move it back and
forth in front of your face a few times.
I want you to keep your head straight
and just follow back and forth through
your eyes. Make sense?
>> Yep.
>> Keep your keep your head straight. Just
look back and forth with your eyes.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Count out loud on every step.
>> Make sure you touch heel to toe on each
step.
Ninth step, turn around the way I showed
you by taking those series of small
steps. Yeah.
>> And then do nine steps back the same
manner you took the first. Okay, make
sense?
>> 2011 2012 2013 2014
15.
>> Do you think if I give you a number to
start on, you can count backwards to
another?
>> Yes, sir.
>> Okay. So, I want you to tilt your head
slightly back, close your eyes, and I
want you to start on the number 46, and
count backwards to the number 29.
>> 43, 42, 31, 40, 39, 38, 39, 30, um, 39,
38, 37, 36, 76.
>> What number do you remember? What
number? I told you start. Stop one. He
said start at 38 and then uh start at 49
and I forgot what the second one was.
>> Okay.
>> Unfortunately for Naomi, the cop wasn't
convinced by her explanations and
determined that she was well over the
legal limit. Right after he put her in
cuffs, Naomi decided to hatch a plan to
get herself out of this mess. I
>> I just didn't do me a favor. Put your
hands behind your back. Put your palms
together like you're praying.
You're under arrest for DUI.
>> DUI,
>> but I am not drunk.
>> Okay, I'll explain it all to you. Just
look back.
>> I'm going to take your watch off. Okay.
>> But I did everything that you asked me
to. Right.
>> You did everything that I asked you to,
but all those exercises you performed.
>> Yeah.
>> I look for indicators of impairment.
Okay. And tonight you have exhibited
enough indicators of impairment to
believe you are not safe by the motor
vehicle. Okay.
>> Okay. Sir, I can't have a DUI. Please.
>> I'll do everything. I literally I
promise. Sir, I'm from Switzerland. I
can't have a DUI. Please.
>> I don't want to get out of I don't want
to get
>> Wait until I have a white thing.
>> I understand. I won't do dental. Please,
sir.
>> But you
>> I won't I literally stop you're not even
supposed to be driving in the first
place. You have five different
suspensions on your license. You have an
insurance suspension and three fail to
pay traffic tickets.
>> Things were obviously not looking good
for Naomi. So when begging failed to get
her the outcome she wanted, she switched
her strategy to a more seductive
approach.
>> I promise I'll have myself pick me up.
You can take my car, please, sir.
>> It's out of my hands. Okay. So just go
ahead and walk.
>> But you're the one arresting me, right?
>> Yes, I am the one arresting you. But the
decision to make the arrest is already
out of my hands. So let's walk back. Hi.
>> Cuz everything we've done tonight is on
video. Everything. The car. Both of us.
We're We're videoing everything. We're
not
>> I have a camera here. I have
>> You can still make your decision about
who why you're going to arrest me for
what.
>> Do you have a pair of shorts or
something in here that we can put on to
cover you up a little bit?
>> Jersey. I'll put that on her.
>> Please, sir. Please. I'll take
everything off. Please don't charge her.
But I don't want to go to jail. Please,
sir.
>> I don't I don't want you to take
everything off.
Please, sir, you're not tonight. Please.
>> I I'm going to
>> I promise I'll have somebody pick me up
and drive me home. I promise.
>> I'm going to show you a little bit of
decency and cover you up. Okay.
>> You don't
>> You don't want to go into jail looking
like that.
>> Thankfully, the cops ignored Naomi's
seductive attempts and instead opted to
cover her up with a hoodie before taking
her back to jail.
>> I have nobody to call when I get to the
station.
>> They will let you get numbers of friends
and everything out of your car.
>> I don't have anybody. You were just at a
friend's house.
>> You have to know people.
>> The numbers.
>> Well, you will be any numbers you have
in your phone, you'll be able to get out
and we'll get there. So, please have a
seat.
>> Sir, please.
>> Please. I'm I'm not going to ask you
again. Please have a seat.
>> I I understand, but please can you make
an exception, please?
>> We are past that. I need you to sit in
the criminal.
>> What would I have to do to
>> Nothing. The only The only thing that
you could do to not go to jail tonight
is not drive. That's the only thing that
would stop you from not going to jail is
not driving.
And there's nothing I can do, sir.
>> No, ma'am.
>> Fortunately, there's not.
>> Even if somebody picks me up.
>> We're We're past that. Can you please
put your knees in towards the front?
Thank you.
>> A search of Naomi's vehicle revealed two
containers of whiskey and a beer, but
back at the station, she refused to
provide a breath sample. Her car was
seized, but as of this video's upload,
the case is still ongoing and she has
not been charged.