hi you have a driver's license on you I want to call my dad first because that woman is going off her rocker what happened today are we drunk today you're godamn right how much did you have to drink today I didn't have anything I told my mom told me that anything I thought she was about to pull out a whole canteen of liquor that's not your driver's license either man that's excuse me ma'am that's a wet white so how much did you drink today you can't make this up he asked for her driver's license and she pulled out a wet wipe like so confidently too like here it is Officer I'm getting it for you right now inden like the shock on her faed when she realized it wasn't her driver's license I mean if it was just the insurance paper i' would been like all right okay maybe but the license oh my God