I got to step out for me.
>> 608 DRIVER
>> I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, DUDE. DON'T
you step up on me.
>> You asked ME TO GET OUT.
>> WHEN DID
I TELL YOU NOT TO STEP UP ON ME? WHERE'S
your driver's license at?
>> What do you need my driver's license
for?
>> I'm going to write you a citation.
>> For what?
>> Where's your license plate in the back?
>> YOU'RE A STUPID [ __ ]
>> HOW AM I NOW?
>> COME HERE, [ __ ]
THE PORSCHE, YOU [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> Out of state commercial trucks from
single plate states like Indiana are
only issued one front tag. The stop was
invalid.
>> Where's your license plate?
>> Why you [ __ ] there? Did I
>> You need one in the back, homeboy. You
need one in the back.
I didn't call nobody.
You can just see it.
Okay, put your hands behind your back,
dude.
>> You're a [ __ ] idiot.
>> Stand right there for me.
Put your hands behind your back.
>> What is your problem, dude? You.
You stopped me for no reason.
>> Johnny, I'm 10-8.
Uh somebody on traffic. Let us out.
>> I don't want to be mean.
I have COPD.
And I'm in trouble. Can you have my wife
give me a give her my
>> You're what, thin there?
>> Yes.
>> Okay, so
just just real quick.
>> Okay, if you don't get it, I'm going to
pass out.
>> Ignoring or delaying aid during an
obvious medical crisis violates officer
duty of care and creates severe legal
liability.
>> I'm not armed.
>> By the Fairfield
>> Hurry up and call Jeff up.
>> I'm not going to call Jeff. You got your
wife in there?
>> Yes.
>> Tell driver.
10-4 and out.
Okay, so
>> You're an idiot.
I'm going to say it again, and I'm going
to get that body cam.
You're an idiot.
>> Why you shaking?
>> I have [ __ ] COPD, bro, and I'm
struggling.
And I'm excited. Because I get that body
cam.
>> Okay, and?
>> Yeah.
>> What does that mean?
>> I'm about to have fun with you.
>> What does that mean?
>> You just watch. I am well known in this
van.
>> I know.
>> We're not putting up with your no
[ __ ]
>> know you.
>> You will.
>> All right, let me get your driver's
license.
>> Ain't got it on me.
>> Where is it at? [clears throat]
>> It's in the truck, and you ain't going
to get it until you get a supervisor out
here.
>> I'm going to get a supervisor out here.
>> Okay, you do know that it's fans policy
that whenever a supervisor is requested
you have to get one.
>> Is this the law?
>> Yes, sir.
>> Can you show me?
>> I don't need to show you. You should
know it. It's in a book about this big.
>> Is it now?
>> Yes, sir.
>> The driver demanded a supervisor, but
here's the reality. Texas law doesn't
force officers to wait for a boss to
finish a stop.
>> Okay, well, you do know I'm going to
call [ __ ] Jared.
>> I don't care who you are.
>> [laughter]
>> But I ain't giving you my license
>> Okay.
>> unless we get Jennifer
>> I'm going to need to identify this.
>> or the chief of police. IT DOESN'T
MATTER. IF I'M NOT UNDER arrest or a
lawful traffic stop
>> Is this the law?
>> You said I didn't have a [ __ ] license
plate on the back.
>> You're missing one on the back.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ONE. IT'S A
COMMERCIAL VEHICLE, YOU [ __ ] IDIOT.
You don't HAVE TO HAVE ONE. I PULL A
[ __ ] TRAILER 99% OF THE TIME. I'M NOT
REQUIRED TO HAVE TWO TAGS.
>> OKAY.
>> AND IT'S [ __ ] REGISTERED IN INDIANA.
NOT TEXAS.
>> You
>> They didn't even if I got a [ __ ]
Texas driver's license one, IT WOULD
ONLY COME WITH ONE, YOU IDIOT.
>> Shaking quite hard, man.
>> HEY, DISPATCH.
SEND ME MY [ __ ] INHALER.
IT'S RIGHT THERE ABOVE YOUR HEAD.
THIS STUPID SON OF A [ __ ] SAYS WE NEED
TWO LICENSE PLATES.
HE MUST BE WRESTLING WITH CALIFORNIA.
He wants my ID, and I ain't giving it to
him.
>> Okay, so your first name is Michael?
>> Yep.
>> What's your last name?
>> Jared.
>> Michael Jared?
>> Jared, j a r r e t
>> Jared, okay.
>> I am [ __ ] dying.
Hello.
Yeah, you said it's out of out of
Indiana?
Yep.
They are.
>> Now comes the moment of truth. The
rookie calls dispatch to double-check
the law, and the answer changes
everything.
>> Hey, hey, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. YOU GOT
TO HIT that inhaler again. You need to
relax, man. I'm You need You need to be
cool cool comic collector like me. You
need to be cool You need to be cool
comic collector like me, homeboy.
>> You're under a year.
You're a [ __ ] rookie. You're an
idiot.
>> You need to calm down, man. You going to
have A MEDICAL EMERGENCY.
>> I'M GOING TO HAVE A MEDICAL You're too
YOU'RE TOO BIG. [ __ ] DIE.
>> YOU'RE TOO HEAVY. YOU'RE TOO short for
all that, man. You need to relax.
>> You don't worry about ME, [ __ ]
>> I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I'm worried
about your health right now.
>> What, bro?
>> I'm worried about your medical health
right now, homie. You need to relax.
You're too short and too overweight to
be acting like that. You need to relax.
>> You're too [ __ ] Mexican to be doing
what
>> Is that right?
>> Maybe.
>> You still a thug, though.
>> Yeah, well, yeah, cuz I have to. Yeah.
>> Yeah, there you go.
THERE YOU GO.
HEY, PAT, I GOT A QUESTION for you.
Are you familiar with Michael Jared?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yeah, so I I pulled him over up here.
>> [laughter]
>> Uh so, no license plate on the back of
his truck. So, he's up here causing up a
storm and stuff.
Uh out of Indiana, dude. Are they Is Is
it required to have two license plates?
>> Muting his speaker, the rookie gets the
reality check. Even without a trailer,
Indiana commercial rigs only display a
front plate.
>> I got All right. I ain't worried about
it. I'm not
Just one?
I got it. All right, well, then, thanks,
sir.
All right, Michael, I'll just
double-check, man. Yeah, you're good. It
doesn't matter. You know I charge $3,500
a second.
>> I don't care what you charge.
>> No, you don't. But I tell you right now
>> I don't care.
>> I do not
>> [laughter]
>> I don't care.
>> You're free to go. I'm not free to stay.
>> You're free to go?
>> Okay. Well, I'm going. I got a call to
go to.
>> First name Jesus, J E S U S. You need my
middle name, too, sir?
>> No, I don't need that. I can
>> You need my badge number?
>> No, I get that on T-codes.
>> Congratulations, brother. You have a
good one. All right.
>> I mean [ __ ] with you, man.
>> I'm not.
>> I'm not.
>> And don't let little [ __ ] get to you.
>> Like what?
>> LIKE PEOPLE accidentally not breaking
the law.
If you would, because our town can't
afford as many lawsuits as we
>> Have a good one.
>> So you're going to lose another one,
then. You need to lose some weight, I
ASSUME YOU DO.
>> IT DON'T LOOK LIKE IT. IT don't look
like it. IT DON'T LOOK LIKE IT.
It don't LOOK LIKE IT.
>> [cough]
>> THAT PART.
>> [music]
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