Get this [ __ ] away from me, please. Okay. Hey guy, come with me. What's up? Let's go this way. Where's your badge number? My badge number is right here. Now come with me. Show me your badge number. Okay, I'll show it if you come with me. All right, you have one more opportunity. What? Come with me. Come with me. Third time. All right, I'll go with you. Okay, this way. No, this way. All right, let's sit over here. Okay, sit. Take a seat. Shalom. Shalom. Take a seat. Get your hand out of your pants. Take a seat. Oh, Jesus. Okay. What's going on? I need a beer, bro. Okay. I just got out. Why are you harassing people? Huh? Why are you harassing people? I'm harassing people? Yeah. Why else do you think I'm here? Oh, I don't know. Who do you work for? Key West Police Department. It's literally on every angle of my office. Jones. Okay. Do you have your ID with you? Do you have your I work for the sheriff's department. Okay. Do you have your ID with you? So, you probably have an ID if you work for the sheriff's department, right? You're bullying the sheriff's department. You have an ID? A what ID? Israeli ID. Okay, I'll take that. You don't read Hebrew? No, I do. You do? Yeah. How do you spell Keith David Stevenson in Hebrew? Through a translator. Now, give it to me. Through a translator? Yep. There's something called Google. I got an Israeli driver's I'm a truck driver, bro. I I'll take that. I'm a Israeli Israeli driver's license. Is he going to take I heard you the first time you said that with my picture. Okay. Last time I'm going to ask for a driver. Pulling me over for, bro. Uh, this isn't a traffic stop. I'm a truck driver. I mean, I got You have a CDL? Yeah. So, you know, if you go to jail right now, you're going to lose your CDL. Okay. Do you have your driver's license with you? Israeli driver in a truck. Do you have some form of identification that you can present to me? You want to walk with me to my truck? You do. You have your name. First name? Keith David Stevenson. Dude, what the hell are you raing me for? David Stevenson. Get that plug out of your fake. You're lying to me. How am I lying to you, David? I got to tell you the answer. Okay. What's your date of birth, David? You're playing with me in my face, bro. How am I playing with you? Give me your date of birth. Should I? Dude, I'll bust your heart open, bro. Oh, how are you going to do that? Underwater. Tell me how. Oh, I'm a scuba diver. Certified scuba diver. So am I. Dive master for 15 years. Okay. I'm a shark. What the hell are you, a dolphin? Give me your date of birth. We can play this game all day. We can play what game? This game, the staring battle. I don't play game. I'll play all the way to jail and then I'll wave to you as you go into your jail cell. If I go to jail, you come up missing. Okay. What's your date of birth? Butter without the wrappings. What is your date of birth? All right. Last opportunity. What is your date of birth? Let's go with this one. Today, [Applause] what is your date of birth, Keith? Stand up. Put your hands behind your back. Ladies and gentlemen, we're just a few minutes from starting. So, if you haven't made your way up front, I encourage you to do so now. Sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 85. I think I've got 110 15, sir. Yes, sir. [Applause] Actually, let's go over here. Lean lean up against the vehicle. Right there. Right there. All right. Okay. You know, your pants are sagging really hard. I got money in my back pockets, bro. Don't take my money out. You got anything that'll poke me or anything? No, I don't have any. I got a quarter in my back pocket. Okay. I just got out of jail this morning. I walked from jail to Hey, hey, don't throw my quarter away. So, you won't miss No. What is he harassing me? I'm a truck driver. He just pulled me over. You're not a truck driver if you just got out of jail. Israeli driver's license. I work right across the street. So, Benny's shoes, bro. Israeli driver's license don't matter here. What's your name again? You okay this side? No, I'm going to put him on the other side. You mind? I know. All right. You ever heard of something called a belt that they made back in like the I don't know 1500s. All right. All right. I'm going to ask you this again. What's your date of birth? I don't know. You don't know? Nah. Okay. What name did he give you? Do you know his name at all? Yeah. I got his first. Yeah. Keith David Stevenson, but he's not giving his It's It's um Keith Stevenson is his name. Yeah. If you go to MCSO, you can look up all his information on the website. Oh, yeah. Yep. You have 100 times. What? You have the links page, so you can look him up. Uh we have history with him. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've dealt with him before. What do you I mean your date of birth and so long. Yeah. Where's my scooter? You told my scooter away, you ugly [ __ ] You did, you ugly [ __ ] I'mma feed you. If I go to jail, you're over. All right, [ __ ] Mother Mary, you're getting out of hand again. All right, don't Keith David Stevenson is back here now. I'm in control. Well, I'm the judge. The state of Florida versus Key West PD harassment. All rise. Be seated. How are you, my friend? Shalom. Shalom. [Laughter] Hey, man. I told you man. You know what they did? Fly me to the moon. Let me play. Stevenone [Music] Steven. Fly me to the moon. Let me play amongst the stars. Let me know what life is like on Jupiter and Mars. Oh, how do you spell Oh, [ __ ] Oh, how do you spell K? No, no, no. My bad. You No, no, no, no. How do you spell [ __ ] you? Uh-huh. No, dude. Don't hear me out now. Hey. Hey, Dad. How you spell [ __ ] And we going to [ __ ] you right on up. Hey, player. Hey, man. Let me hold something, man. I need a cold, man. Hey, you got a beer? Yeah, buddy. So, you're telling me la. Let me know what life spreading the news and I'm leaving today. Come on in. Oh, that's a good song. I like that song. Turn that up a little. [Music] [Music] We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year. W. [Music] [Music] Oh. Hey. Oh, did you bring my hat? I left my hat on the bench, bro. [ __ ] that. You know those dude, they going to take all my clothes off and have me in those ice cold Oh. Oh. And I don't even live here, bro. I live in Miami Beach. I'm here on vacation. If you give me a ride to Miami Beach, I'll give you $300,000. Take me straight now. Take me right now. Miami Beach. Soon as you get there, I we go to the I'll give you three I give I give you $3,300. Why do you have to type it in the computer, bro? What the [ __ ] are you a secretary? How do you want me? How do you feel? Coming up as a [ __ ] in a cash game, living in a fast lane life for real. Am I cool or what? Did I give a [ __ ] Now guess who's back in the [ __ ] house? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? with a fat dick for your [ __ ] mouth. Hoes recognize that [ __ ] do too. When [ __ ] get scul food do ain't nothing but a gangster party. Woo! You knock me off of my feet now, baby. Hey, pretty baby. With the way you make me feel. Way you make me feel. You really deter me. Hey pretty baby with the high heels on. Never ever know. I never look so the way you make me feel. Way you make me feel. You really turn me on. Really turn me on. You knock me off from my feet now. Baby, my longer late days I go. Lonely days ago. D. Where you make girl? Hey pretty baby with the I never look so in love. All I want to say is that they don't really care about me. All I want to say is that they don't really care. Tell me skin head everybody's out your body. Everybody litigate in the scene on the news. Everybody dog loose Scott man. Everybody talk to us. All I want to say is that they don't really care about me. He gone girl. Hey pretty baby with the high heels on. All I want Everybody got man. Everybody. All I want to say is that they don't really care about me. David. Ah, yes. GG. Oh my god. Oh my god. Davy. Davy. Davy. Davy. Davy. David. No, David. salesman. I need Can I sell? Yes, I sell t-shirts. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. What size? You can't afford it. Yes. Yes, I have. What size? I give you. Yes. I beg for you. This what? Yes. I I make for you. I get you. You like this one. How about lunch? Yay. We here. Oh, wow. Thank you. My pleasure. I'm the cook. I'm doing the cooking. Yeah. Let me do that, babe. I got you. I got you. I got it. I got it. Yeah. Open up. You know who it is. Open up. It's me. It's Keith. Open up. Where's James Keith? Dude, I've had it with the I got his phone up. James Keef is in Orlando. He left me a jail cell without the key. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music]