And I know like I've helped everybody in this community. I mean, I get you. But at the same time, I'm sure you understand. You wouldn't like somebody peeing in front of your house. But I wouldn't call the cops about it. I mean, but you wouldn't like that, right? What is this orderly kind? Technically, you're exposing you're exposing behind my door. Are you You're not supposed to urinate outside. I explained to you the first time. You can't urinate in public. I can't just come up here. What if what if it was just water coming out and it wasn't water? I I admitted to it, but I'm asking what if it was 29. Are you the driver of this truck? Okay. Would you pull over somewhere to urinate? Yes. Okay. I was on like a 2hour drive and I couldn't hold it anymore. And it was in the gutter like right by Do you see that? Yeah. I know. Yeah. Like I I was and I was using the door Mhm. to um like guide and hide myself. Okay. I I wasn't trying to be anything but due diligence. Any reason why you didn't stop at maybe a restaurant, a store? You were not far from your house? Yeah, I was not far from my house and I I get up at 4:00 a.m. and work and I was just so tired. I just wanted to come home and eat my food and go to bed. I mean, honest to God, I've been I used to work for Lumbar Body and Fender. They'll tell you the same thing. I'm a good guy. I'm not I'm not not that person that's trying to like cause trouble. I understand that. But unfortunately, we do have a complainant that did call in. They did want to file charges. So, they are going to file charges against you. urinated in public. In public, there's kids around. There's other people around. They can look out their window. They can be riding their bike by that obviously maybe weren't here right now, but in a second ride. I understand that. That's why I was using my door. He came around and said, "Oh my god, you're urinating in public." And I'm like, "I'm I have my door right here so no one can see me." Well, the thing is they saw you. That's the big thing. So, so you're going to arrest me for that? So, right now you're going to technically it is considered an arrest, right? You're going to be issued a court date. I'm going to go write it up right now. I'll bring it back to you. Um, and you have a court date and you'll have to go and say your version of events and then the complainant, let's say their version of events of what they saw, and it's up to the judge to decide what occurs from there. Okay. But we're not going to take you in. Yeah. We're not Yeah. I'm I'm Dude, I'm I'm a down to earth guy that just works and pays his taxes. Like I'm I'm not trying to mess with you guys over it. I'm I'm just trying to be down to earth and work with you guys. I'm Well, yeah. So, that's how we work it right now. So, unfortunately, this is what's going to happen. Yeah. So, I'm going to stay with you. Officer command is going to write out the ticket. Okay. And you're going to be issued it. Okay. I got a sign and uh well, no, not really. Uh so she's gonna explain everything once she gets it. And while I'm here with you, uh like really just from driving and having a bunch of water all day. That's Well, you know, usually there are places for this. I know, but like I understand this is my neighborhood. I lived here since I was a little kid and I know like I've helped everybody in this community. I mean, I get you, but at the same time, I'm sure you understand. You wouldn't like somebody peeing in front of your house. But I wouldn't call the cops about it. I mean, but you wouldn't like that, right? I not I think that's reasonable, right? I understand, but I don't I mean, my cousin's a Chicago detective who goes after murderers in Chicago. He doesn't answer pee calls, you know, like I understand. Well, now we have a complaintant, so that's that's why you're being issued a citation. That's pretty much why. Uh, Christopher, uh, can I have your phone number? Yeah. And your last name? Campbell. like to soup. Okay. You have a middle name, Christopher. M. All right. I never in my wildest dreams would have imagined that you guys would be here for this. Okay. Well, you know, we got a call. We got to respond. We got to investigate. We got never never in my wild. I mean there's people out there killing and trying to hurt other people, you know, like I know, but you know, to some people some issues are also very important. So that's how it is. And I'm sure you understand. You seem like a reasonable guy. So I am like my brother's the chief of Huffman Estates Fire Department and like I get it. You know, I used to work for again Lumbar Body and Fender. You know, I saw the girl's car come in that killed her mother and was like, "Oh my god, that's a Jimmy John's delivery chip all the way from um Morris." Morris. Okay. Yeah. So like I mean and I'm trying and trying and trying to get home and starts freaking out on me and I'm like okay you're talking about him. Yeah. Like you've never ever had to pee this bad or had like explosive diarrhea that you needed to get somewhere and do it right now. I mean that's an important important thing to take care of at this point. I'm just saying like it happens to us. We're human. You know what the hell you said? So it's okay. I had six big gulps of water. I was sweating all day. I Oh, I bust my ass. And gotcha. You guys came here and not my wife's house. Uh, what do you mean your wife's house? My ex-wife. Lincoln will be your file. That car is registered to a different address, but uh are you the owner of the car? Yes. Okay. So, probably your file. So, your name uh returned to this address instead. Yes. Cuz we're divorced. Gotcha. So, I was surprised cuz your car is parked on that driveway which is someone else. So, that's Marilyn and she asked me to park there because um that's an abandoned house. Um and they want somebody there. Oh, as in just a Yeah, like a presence. Makes sense. Makes sense. Makes sense. sucks that I'm getting this ticket and if they hear about it, I'm going to be like, "Ah, gotcha." Well, like the officer commander said, you know, it's an arrestable offense, so at least we're not taking you in. There's no handcuffs involved, so just a ticket to be honest. So, at least that. Well, I'm not a criminal, man. I'm a down to earth guy that pays his taxes and works hard. I was about to fall asleep upstairs after eating Arby's when you came. I mean, that's literally what my night consists of. Not out torturing people or drinking or doing stupid [ __ ] I'm trying to do something good for myself. And yeah, like I said, you seem like a reasonable guy, so I don't discount that. trying to do well by my family and you know they're getting older and they don't need this [ __ ] They're going to be real upset that this even happened. Gotcha. I paint uh custom bikes and stuff. That's all I do. I'm Yeah. Like uh trike bike kits. So we take a normal motorcycle and turn it into a trike bike. Oh. We sell the whole kit. We manufacture it. We paint it. We can do any custom color, which I do. you know, but it's it's rough. We're just getting started and I'm working like crazy. I'm there at 5:30 in the morning, so I have to leave here at 4:00. I could I'm like one eye open while I'm having my coffee just to get there. More is everything. Yeah. And back. That's That's tough. Yeah. How much is it like uh hour and a half? Yeah. two hours today just to get back because the the 55 and 355 exit is like um five lanes to one. Oh yeah. And you have to sit there and wait and wait, you know. And yes, I messed up. I got I had the one time that somebody came out and decided to [ __ ] be a dick about it, you know? like I wasn't by a school or anything like that, you know. Well, I get you, but still, you know, someone saw you. So, unfortunately, there's consequences to that. So, could he pick me out in a lineup? I mean, well, he took a picture of you. So why why why why does this world come to like you've never peed in like a a bush or something like that when you were a kid? I mean everybody's peed outside that's been a man at least once. You know you have you know you know you have. Well let me tell you definitely not on a public roadway. It wasn't a public roadway. It was Well, yes, it was over here. What street? It was a street by the gutter though. It wasn't like I was trying to be nice and put it in in the sewage, not you know what I mean? I wasn't trying to be like the the [ __ ] [ __ ] that came in the middle of the yard and started winging my wiener back and forth. [ __ ] you. You know, like I wasn't doing that. I'm not that person. I got you. I get you. I understand that. You know, I just I just wish you were just a little nicer and just uh maybe got to to your house, you know? But I wish I could have made it to my house. I got you. No, I get that. I I wouldn't have done it if I didn't have to. I get it. What's uh this ticket going to be? What do you mean? How much? Uh well, I can tell you cuz you're going to have a court date, so you have to show up to court. So, uh once you do the judge, Yeah. But what's typically what are they? I can't tell you cuz cuz it might vary. It It depends on It depends really on It depends on the judge to be honest. So once you're going to appear for your court date, uh the judge is going to see the case and uh determine the punishment. I haven't had a ticket in 15 years. Like I haven't even had a parking ticket in 10 years. And you could run that. Like I get it. Like I said, I'm old. I don't want to the drama anymore. I'm not trying to get in drama or any of that. I I got rid of my life because of the drama. The drama. I just want to live my life and do good things, you know, to be positive, you know. Yeah. Well, hopefully, you know, this was just an It was unfortunate incident. It was going for my record. You You can see I don't have trauma anymore. Last drama I had was you guys at my wife's house. Well, she wasn't letting me take my boat and my stuff because we were getting divorced. That was the last drama I've ever been in. Gotcha. Well, you know, divorce is usually a high uh emotional amped up situation. Yeah. And I was just trying to get my stuff low. I wasn't trying to be amped up. I wasn't trying to do all that. I already knew what was what. Got it. She's still trying to get back with me and I'm like, is that so? Yeah. I'm just I'm sorry that it got to the point that it did, you know, and there's nothing I could do anymore. Yeah. Sometimes it's not a good idea, you know. No, it's toxic. Yeah. If you if you think that way, then it probably is. So, it's toxic. Yeah. Relationships can be hard. That's true. When you have kids involved, too. She had two twin boys that she was their friend, not their mom. Wow. And your kids now. No, they weren't my kids. And then their stepdad lives over here in Lumbard and he was a [ __ ] douche, too. He would never come around. And so he's making it in the kids head like oh the kids are going oh you know like mouthy to me and like mean and gotcha. They just wanted things you know like oh yeah well I'll let you pay for my new uh PlayStation or my new computer or whatever and hug you for a half a second and then you're [ __ ] to me again. you know moving. Yeah, that's that's really hard. Yeah, when all I cared about was family. I mean, here these two, I I love them with my life and I'm going to take care of them. My wife tried to tell me to [ __ ] stop talking to them. They're toxic and they're they're the my brother and my sister don't talk to them, do anything for them and it's just me. Who's this guy? Delivery package. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's my dad. Oh, okay. Are you off though? Me, too. Yeah, it should be done shortly. So, just frustrated, man. So frustrated. Yeah. Not mad, just frustrated. Don't really care. I know you guys are doing your job and it's not I'm not trying to be a dick. No, I get it. Like I said, I mean, you've been pretty cool with us, you know. So, I admitted to you guys exactly what happened. Exactly. So, you know, like I like I said, come back to, you know, you seem like a reasonable guy. So, I just hope it was just like one time thing. Yeah. And you know, I have psoriasis and [ __ ] too, which gives me um here you can see it gives me like um like bladder issues and like stuff like that kind of Crohn's disease on top of it. They're like linked. So sometimes it's really hard, you know, to just wait. Gotcha. So, I've I've actually ran out of my truck and into a gas station and just like, you know, just so and it's all about me getting older. I never had these problems when I was younger. Now I'm older. And how old are you? 46. 46. I need my shots. So, I have my health benefits. I have to sign to get my shots and that stuff will start going away and the Crohn's will start going away and got but I was on my wife's insurance so I had to like wait that you know transition period to Oh, so I couldn't get my shots and I couldn't get the things that I needed, you know, the manager. Yep. get one bad neighbor that doesn't take that into consideration, you know. Well, they don't know you, so and I don't know them. So, if they're going to be like that to me, why should I be nice to them, you know? Well, I get it. And that's what's wrong with the world today. Instead of asking, hey, are you having a problem? Are you okay? They call the cops right away. And here you are. Gotcha. You know, that is what's wrong with the world today. Nobody has like neighborly, right? You know, rapport. I see what you mean. What is this orderly conduct? Technically, you're exposing you're exposing behind my door. Are you You're not supposed to urinate outside. I was waiting to see the first time. You can't urinate in public. I can't just pull up. What if what if it was just water coming out and it wasn't water? I I admitted to it, but I'm asking what if it was. Well, he said he specifically saw your genitals. It doesn't matter if he said. What can you prove? Does it? You just admitted that you did it. So, we don't need to go. I'm just saying no. Like, all right. No worries. No worries. What is the fine? So, you have to go to court. You have to see the judge. The judge will make the final termination. is was 75 to 100 750. Okay. So, it's between 75 and 750 is what it says right here. Like like we said, uh it's up to the judge really to determine the eventual outcome. So, you're going to know that for sure in court. Okay. Have a good night, guys. All right. Take