You feel good being a cop? >> Yeah, I do. >> Why don't you try to harass me? >> What about uh when you drove all the way through my town at high speeds when I pulled behind you? >> Can you prove it was me driving? >> Yeah, I got you. Thank you. >> How can you prove it was me driving? >> Because I also have your car key right here. >> Okay, that has nothing to do with me driving. >> Do you have me driving the car? >> Yeah. >> Do you have a picture of me? >> I got enough. >> Do you have a picture of me in the car? That's not >> I've got enough. >> That's not straight. >> Yeah, you're not straight. >> You know what straight is? >> Yeah. Me. The opposite of you. >> The opposite of you. >> Blue, bro. What are you waiting for? A [ __ ] clown crew to come over here? >> I can see that scene quickly and I'm letting them go. >> You're like being a [ __ ] >> Well, if you're cutting them loose, there's no need to finish it up quickly. Just get in your car and come. >> [ __ ] public servant. You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Those guys loose. Go pick up >> and your boys in blue. [ __ ] the boys in blue. >> A whole lot more. >> Can you call a supervisor? >> Yeah, he's coming. >> Yeah. Where? >> If he uh >> if he was closer, I'd walk this guy over here. >> But tell him to stop getting dunk >> at 56 300 lb. I'm afraid his fat ass would have a heart attack on the way over. >> Don't disrespect me while your wife is getting [ __ ] while you're at work. >> I know. >> [ __ ] slob. >> You're a [ __ ] pig. You're a disappointment to your family. >> You want? >> No, I'm good. >> I have a I have a soda that I was going to try to drink before all this started. >> Yeah, soda. You need it? You fat [ __ ] >> I'm fat. >> Yeah, I'm fat, too. I know. >> But you a big pig. >> You eat donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. >> Yeah, they give you free donuts at Duncan, >> man. Look at you. >> Hey, I ain't no pig, though. You kick me. You beat me up. You don't see you have me on the [ __ ] ground like I'm a dog. >> I saw you trip and fall. >> Yeah, cuz I was getting chased by your [ __ ] dumb ass. >> Because you're a [ __ ] Gordito. >> Yeah, [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] >> Hey, if if I ran from the cops and dumped my car. >> I don't care. It took >> I wouldn't I wouldn't have stayed 100 yards from where I was. >> I don't give a [ __ ] >> You're going to be on probably like uh the Dutch Berry's dumbest criminals. >> That's fine. I'll be out. I'll be out soon. >> Uh-huh. >> It don't matter. I'll be out quick. Why you think I did a burnout in front of you guys? >> Because you're dumb. >> I ain't dumb. I just don't care. >> Yeah, >> that ain't nothing. >> That's great. >> Hey, free the boys. >> Free the boys. >> Free me. >> Free Willie. >> Free Willie. All right. >> Free Willie. >> [ __ ] pig. >> [ __ ] orca. >> You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Yeah. You know, if you lost like 100 lbs, you probably could have ran away from me at least 100 yards. >> If you had that badge in that gun, I'll beat the [ __ ] out of you, right? >> Yeah. Why didn't you just square it up then? >> Because for what? To get another assault charge on a [ __ ] ass pig like that and that gun off and take these cuffs off. And what's up? Every time someone's in cuffs. >> Yeah, but