So, uh, we're going the wrong way down the road. I saw that as soon as you as soon as you saw that and, uh, I apologize. Have you had any alcoholic beverages to drink tonight? Negative. None. Negative. Cuz your speech is slow and slurred. Your eyes are bloodshot. That has been since birth. Did he spill something on you or is that No, sir. I think I peed a little bit. Yep. That's I got to burn my hand now. I want you to follow the tip of this pen with your eyes and your eyes only. Do not move your head. Okay. My eyes. My eyes only. Do not move your head. There you go. You're going to be placed under arrest for DUI. Okay. Wait, wait. Why? For driving under the influence. Is that pee or did you spill something on you on your shorts? I was surfing earlier today and you only got one side of your shorts wet. P. It's not pee. Can I level with you or are you going to bury me? I want you to tell me the truth because you have not been truthful. I have nothing but the truth to tell you to be honest. You've done nothing but lie to me. I'm sober. You are definitely not sober.