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foreign [Music] can I go into where the clip saved curve profile no do they have Clips anymore in OverWatch too or no welcome um I think they took it out it was a feature of OverWatch one that nobody used lame [Music] my golf [Music] who's ready to have some fun yeah we got rid of that right when they got rid of um hamsters infinite grapple time I got those are a few things that OverWatch players likes so they got rid of them foreign thank you foreign shoot me another time am I gone thank you there is no challenge I cannot face [Applause] keep you safe [Applause] I've been knocked down before bubbles okay the Battle of hates me we are future not a good way to go man my golf thank you guys all right thank you send them back to get you sucker foreign 2003 how you doing I got you Kevin back hey I'm back hey welcome back comment scratch these [ __ ] I might be a little laggy I have a tornado warning where I live victory for the small mammal [Music] no this is that part we're rejecting these tools off man oh yeah my golf here we go now [Music] together strikes him down just one mission good as I am ever asked you I was better with a sword am I gone OMG the wind outside sounds like the Twin Towers where do you live 2003 so there's a tornado warning really in California that's surprising tornado warning in California oh that's good we didn't get to play the game this is California is where I live where in California you don't have a tornado where you're at right no I'm fine I mean I'm the only tornado man playing this ball all right I'm with you it's just windy you got away this time watch out for Frozen ape dude yeah that one's gonna be difficult try again nice jack off right there I'm going for it it's still going huh I'm on the case little president got me uh Frozen eight my golf I have to watch my email [Music] it's Boogie I got a riddle how can you die in a coffin Mike on we got a riddle here how can you die in a coffin Jacob oh that's for me um if they you can't like a box of tie-dye and it opens up and it leaks on you and I said you can't you're already dead kick ass riddle dude I know the Riddler was watching your YouTube account I'll get him from there watch out frozen Nathan's here I'm with you I'm still getting them from the rear I got him he got they're [ __ ] me up thank you let me think of more riddles he said he's gonna think of some more riddles try to solve them as time goes on foreign [Music] thank you that's next once again and so Ram into the minefield all right we'll try that next time Zach I'll put the Minefield behind him and then you blast through them okay [Applause] foreign over there I will never Tire of this I can't think you try giving me a riddle or a joke that big old drain of his man foreign [Music] it's big brain time doing our game not being a wallflower [Music] I guess the name your glory is the cape what happens if you pour water on a rock capture Mike on what happens if you pour water on a rock uh can I get it right nothing happens he said nothing happens gas riddle he thought she broke ball fight get his ass good finisher I'm gonna go put some mines on there spawn all right people say the Death Star ain't real how do they know we haven't even explored the universe that much I don't know first round one baby let's go and at what cost thank you all right let me Adam yeah boy got two got three how about that that's a play of the game for sure come on Zach if you could play the game I'll add it into a short too good because it painting got shot a band a few weeks ago [Applause] got another one slam his ass back they love that kind of stuff oh I was gonna get him what are you doing we'll get them together then he's on the loose oh my God they also say the Megalodon isn't real we haven't even explode yet yeah my God nice all right let me see if I can edit it oh wait it's all about ball handling ball handling see how I didn't fall off [Applause] my brain hurts questions objective unlocks dead all right teamwork let's go unique here they come it's a metra let's have to get an ice cream ready I'll save you nice let's finish here well some Pro moves right there thank you do you see that dude uh I knew Reinhardt is gonna charge me so I I was I was on The High Ground on the stairs so I jumped over him with my little hamster ball he went right underneath me dude all right I'm with you Hammer is that oh he did me he's almost down gotcha get him he's on top thank you I'm still alive I made it there whoa not champ it's on Fireball you're coming down those stairs back there right up [Applause] all right stand kicking they've taken to rope all right Graham I'm into the mines Zach I gotta set it back here get an angle on him push him back this way yeah all right I'll go push him towards you going down Johnny continues about it so tell me all these out yet come back with that robot thank you I can take it push a minute foreign got you got this foreign [Music] come on thank you raging clue find up slam their asses we did it what even though they had a Reinhard [Music] all right I'm gonna take a break from gaming for a bit here I'm gonna be saying that if it was Boulder's Gate three I want to see if I can edit this um you want to watch yeah okay sweet I just want less right here he's on the loose oh my God they also say the Megalodon isn't real we haven't eaten yet [Music] yeah my God [Music] nice foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign oh ah the Discovery Education to play do this everyone keeps asking me this question who can make YouTube shorts the answer simply is everyone including exactly zero subscribers to 1 000 subscribers YouTube shots camera to make a YouTube show the requirements are at vertical format video or description but be a short however is entirely up to YouTube here's the short answer forgive the pudding anybody can make a YouTube shot right now you can start a YouTube channel today not have any subscribers or views as long as the video is made in a vertical format and it's less than 60 seconds long and it does not matter what device you use it does not matter how you upload it it does not matter even if you include hashtag shots in the title or the description okay I don't blame you YouTube still aren't depends on this button in the YouTube mobile app this will allow creators to make 15 you could create a channel today and make create edit and up seconds also to play it safe make in the video title or description but it is up this is eight YouTube shorts well in the desktop YouTube Studio go to the customization screen and on a layout screen click add section you can add a short video section to your channel which only appears on the YouTube app version of your automatically and looks like this essentially these are all of your YouTube shots seven if you follow all of the requirements as laid out in this video then your video has a chance and let me stress it has a chance we're going to be talking about a popular video format which has been blowing up lately so I personally um make shots YouTube shots and it generally gets more than 1K views very easily and so I'm going to be teaching you how to make it yourself it's very simple takes around like 10 minutes to make a shot and you don't even have to prepare a thumbnail for it so let's see what's gonna happen in the video okay jumping straight right to it we are going to be using Adobe Premiere Pro and if you don't have Adobe Premiere Pro you can use any free software and the most of the video will be similar but I guess you know um making the making the whole video into a vertical video I think it might be a little different so for this I'm going to be using Premiere Pro okay so first thing we're gonna need is a clip maybe it should either be funny or it should be like a wow clip okay so I'm gonna be using uh quick little clip which I get three uh three kills in a row and all headshots I guess so and I'm gonna be using a background filler video okay just to you know spice things up so we're gonna have this clips now what we're gonna do is make it into a vertical format so you go to sequence go to secret settings and you change it to 1080 by 1920 and that will give you a vertical format 1080 by so here you have a vertical and you change it to 1080 by 1920 and that the go to sequence go to sequence settings and you change it to 1080 by 1920 and that will give you a vertical format 1080 by 1920. so foreign foreign foreign got the YouTube shirt that notification Bell that [ __ ] right away nice I figured it out dude I know how to make clips now should I send that to my girlfriend dude he's gonna get me a lead for sure thanks bro oh yeah you're welcome dude you ready or what still on break time I'm still on break although foreign I only get two gamed out oh here oh my God foreign foreign foreign you wanna play some paladins for a bit or what don't play some paladins man I gotta watch these baby chimp videos though baby chimp video yeah you don't watch baby chimps on YouTube all right let's get going get this over with laughs [Music] what are you laughing at Jack okay paladins foreign foreign not even online it takes a while to load man all right foreign select a champion we need a tank we do are you gonna play taker oh are you tanked we need a Healer too all right I'll just be Hillier then Cassie oh this tricks playing tank okay tricks customize your champion foreign how many battles must we fight oh Fish Market dude where the Johann virus came out of here covid-19 origin story thank you prepare for battle foreign [Applause] And So It Begins Frontline needs help foreign thank you you're awesome I need to get back foreign killing spree double kill Shadows thank you foreign [Music] let me check them off bro see that that's good man Point spawning in 15 seconds five four three two one my life returns behind us thank you oh my gosh where the [ __ ] was my team at bro foreign [Applause] [Applause] thank you they wish me dead I'm not getting up foreign thank you for that you're already dead killing spree he's using his ultimate every single time he has it foreign spawning in 15 seconds my golf four three two one thank you but mine needs help enemy Rampage I'm needed on the front true kindness let's go [Music] enemy is Unstoppable thank you I won't get caught again pretty soon did I trick you foreign [Music] double kill 30 seconds remaining foreign nine eight seven five six five all right Adam right there [Music] foreign [Music] select your champion crash don't take me a minute to join [Music] come customize your champion Mike on probably gonna play healer again okay oh no um cancel the game because you didn't select your character all right man play whatever my golf [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign ER and I have one minute but it doesn't give me options my gone my golf Mike on that's all right man I can wait a minute oh is it a punishment for deserting I think so my golf this honorable discharge it says foreign [Music] is supposed to get 156 views already okay man send me another one of the Evite are you already in my group no okay but I can do more of your prank calls man mm-hmm that'd be good the only thing is you have to do them during the day that's the scammers aren't awake at night I like calling the scammers is funny we're at three levels through foreign Lobby damn it keg [Music] s Guardian left the chip foreign foreign ER I got you bro got a tank oh strix customize your champion Betty La Bamba how many battles must we fight foreign the battle is about to begin five four three two move quickly one let the battle begin what the hell you share this I need to get back the payload keep running well done thank you God bro where the [ __ ] was my team at [Music] I won't be caught again my life returns [Music] I need to get back thank you Point spawning in 15 seconds five four three two one oh [Music] nothing good now enemy Rampage enemy killing spree I won't be caught again I must return the payload it was called foreign [Music] work s double kill enemy foreign [Music] thank you on slot choose your champion if you're playing that worm guy you know big changes on customize your champion she gets with the booster I am called to battle thanks thank you [Music] foreign the battle has begun First Blood foreign thank you coin spawning in 15 seconds krigner [Music] [Applause] as always [Music] double kill flankers games [Applause] Point spawn in 15 seconds foreign thank you killing spree thank you princess I ride again I guess the real question was you hooked up with my team at bro I was holding that [ __ ] up in the lava breath dude yeah that was good [Music] come here little bastard come here I'll Eat You Alive coins spawning in 15 seconds oh look enemies do it enemy double kill don't grab the end and a double kill an enemy is Unstoppable Point has spawned that seven guys good you think so yeah he's [ __ ] me up dude I was under the impression that he was a little [ __ ] Rampage would I digress enemy is Savage enemy killings and enemy things [Music] [Music] yourself defeat did you ever find out the answer to that question what question where the [ __ ] was my team at that one minute sucks steak guys no good dude you only did 7K damage what the hell 72 000. no seven two hundred yeah all right all right I'm done playing this yeah [Music] like now if it was Ballers gate three there'd be a whole nother story we're gonna download it now see it's ready it's all ready to go I'll download it when you get your power man when you get the powwow unlimited power you should really think about getting solar power for your apartment now Jesse will be home soon yeah you want to wait for him yeah I'm gonna chill for a second and make another short probably going to make another short all right okay let's see how the ball one's doing pretty good last time I checked and we're taking the Internet by storm over that one 200 views foreign okay paladins oh this chick's playing tank okay let's strix customize your champion um the front line needs help thank you [Music] thank you foreign [Music] my life returns 30 seconds remaining much better I won't get caught again nine eight seven six five defeat ow I had him right there five four three two one point [Music] enemy Rampage [Laughter] five four three two one oh the toothbrush when you did it mm-hmm uh you need like six times more toothbrush action you gotta be foaming at the mouth man oh nothing good now thank you foreign foreign the only thing is you have to do them during the day foreign my cough [Music] loser Saturdays [Music] the price of greatness is Duty foreign what's up it's Chum how you doing this charm welcome back man prepare for battle I love you and a double kill huh hey what's up Trung how you doing foreign ers foreign foreign foreign flankers foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign [Music] what's up players what are you playing video game Monkey video game dunk TV what the hell is that one on YouTube oh I can barely hear you man Mike on we're playing Bowser's big bean burrito dude do you want to play no that sounds gay as [ __ ] what the Bowser's big bean burrito bet you can't beat it huh oh Zach cannot beat it is he Zach are you streaming I know oh yeah I want to see you play Bowser's big bean and cheese burrito chili chili dog PPG stream I'm laying on my bed not doing anything dude I'm just chilling oh well let's play some paladins or OverWatch OverWatch okay OverWatch it is just for the little Magilla yeah we're just playing cards for like four hours right now oh yeah did you win any I don't know maybe a tough nut to crack on that game room I like it baby all right let me get up I figured out how to make shorts on uh on clips of gameplay dude yeah he clipped the short of Me Knocking three people off a bridge on OverWatch dunked on those holes dunk on them like oil cookies in a [ __ ] glass of milk oh I could go for some of that right now bro yeah Jacob's player of the game got uh 200 views not only did I get Shadow Bend or taking my content offline oh they're starting to take it off that's not cool he told me I got 30 days to retrieve my videos or else they're just going to be deleted forever but they're already off the public View what were you doing here I'm just doing me bro my cough no man they're about to get me from the start as soon as I made it they're like all right shut it down shut it down dude I had 43 followers man I'm so sorry to hear that bro you mean a lot to me foreign fools [Music] yeah am I gone foreign what is this open q and so we when we do these days God damn it dude we don't give a [ __ ] anymore well at least I get to btps I ain't got no healer don't need them half of the damage and I douche the other half foreign that's me thank you for the heels [Applause] chat time again to try again beautiful okay let's get a word I don't stay down oh no our Zachary is down am I gone no experiment all right Zach I'm gonna need a butt load more healing from you okay right or wrong I'm gonna [ __ ] this [ __ ] to Mercy still watching away what is foreign oh much thank you Zach yeah get out of here get out of town oh no Zach back to B thank you Zach [Music] Reviving here Mary where the [ __ ] am I oh nice mind you thank you I'm working on it all day good job uh tall buff girl her name is wastelanders Wendy wastelands of Gundy that doesn't make any sense Jacob there you go I have my old oh [ __ ] back hit me [ __ ] double Cooper clutch oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it what's his name popped up right in front of me [Music] don't worry I got enough juice for next fight oh that was embarrassing I'm gonna have to figure out how to get on top or something ready to cook oh it's bringing them with the people oh is that got me you actually be another spawn are either black man his name is wacky Chan get it right I've been through more [ __ ] than I can kill is that what you're doing Jacob yep eating my Twizzlers hmm why keep our minds clear we can do this oh [ __ ] hey good night get back in the class you little bastards we're gonna go fight this girl over here wherever the [ __ ] she is ah you'll ever hit me in the head get the health pack right there a sec thank you [Music] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you did really good thank you Zack nice Grand Hill Stellar heels kill yourself you sack of [ __ ] talk foreign nice mines Jacob let's cut him up nice one Zach thank you Everybody Run Away damn it you got me bro I've seen tougher men's vaginas damn sounds like you've been through a rough patch huh they haven't kept the point their ashes on top of the circle come on it got it good man don't worry Kia okay Rock [ __ ] good job Bastian way to do nothing it's like a [ __ ] [ __ ] hate you oh he was too busy [ __ ] typing you are a blind bot Mercy back oh yeah he's been good and everything oh that was his right now son of a stupid [ __ ] all right Roku thank you oh my god a bunch of babies a bunch of babies uh Jacob what do you want do you not want to play I know you're sitting there staring at the screen sad sad sad day for little McGill you gonna queue up or not Jacob I did Zach who this man boo Jacob I'm timing I did do it again I gotta press y okay oh I have to except dip okay so I go press y now yes what the [ __ ] my strix video got 150 views dude did it what's your somersault your combat roll at um probably like like okay 12K no just 12. how do people not watch that [ __ ] was hilarious brushing my teeth got four interviews now it blew up a little bit tonight hell yeah brushing my teeth with the internet brushing my teeth with you I'm glad I figured out how to do gameplay shorts though yeah you're gonna have to teach me how to do that because we come up with some funny ass things every now and then is it easy do you just record screen record while you're doing your thing screen record and then I have to edit it in Premiere Pro oh Premiere Pro what's that editing software um I just clip it down and then that's it well I clip it down and then I have to change the resolution to B for short because the shorts have to be in a specific resolution oh that's lame yeah kind of around got off work was trying to have a good good day but you're gonna see I got bidenator in my Lobby don't be talking [ __ ] about Zach's boy he'll choke you out Jacob so Jacob you posted any more shorts Shadow Bend yeah how the [ __ ] did you get Shadow band dude what the hell did you do he's audio from no it's because of that one one girl that we were dissing I'm not self-promoting well it's so stupid because is it the audio that did you record the audio through something else Jacob or did you use the one like when it says like type in what audio you want to listen to they're using the ones that they provide yeah so like how could they get how could you get in trouble for that it was because I was it was dude it's for reasons that are beyond what they're beyond what they're was saying what does it say s that I got shadow man for being for having a big [ __ ] [ __ ] first of all how did they know that you got a big [ __ ] secondly how do I know that you got a big [ __ ] don't answer yet oh my gosh dude you gotta fell asleep you got any more Fallout Miniatures dude dude I got all the Fallout finishings bro did you give that fool a cowboy hat no I'm thinking freaking requests from my communist viewers oh that cowboy hat would be a good idea Jacobs lots of potentials yep too late man it's over they're supposed to say who's eating those squirrel buns over there who's eating those squirrel buns over there gotcha [ __ ] that's a rice cake stupid idiot hey I'm ready to [ __ ] [Music] Ed my concentrations must be awesome two one get off me dog right around this here's a question oh [ __ ] just [ __ ] on me thank you Zach oh nice one Jacob it's only got a nice one body oh God is that good job sacrificing yourself for the greater cause hmm it was the right thing to do you rolled over my body and it flew like into the outer space dude that's my main move man it's called tip assist get in there Zach you oh I got the kick and Jacob got the [ __ ] run over what are you doing stay on the point he's back good job junkrat thank you Mercy resume fool foreign you can't do anything up there I will get together got him thank you oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] foreign doing he has one [ __ ] kill ER nice death walks again thank you I'm with you Zack mine's up nice one weed him out she was dead who's that in Black well yes I get it girl get it get it get it get it girl get it oh get it girl oh Zack [ __ ] ate all those bullets from Bastion biggest main move yeah get back oh son of a [ __ ] all right let's let's all regroup let's all regroup team come on okay you guys could go out without me yes sir daddyin Jacob we need you to do something here man you got mine when you guys get over here you guys keep trickling in you got mines I got mines ready I'm ready to [ __ ] dump on these holes you guys ready for some mine foreign no unacceptable oh please we don't think that the last thing was enough man no our ball was definitely [ __ ] op Hank so Jacob are you playing on your PC hell no dude I'm happy you didn't finish the power hell no you had all day yeah and I pissed it all away why because man I'm living fat off the land now bro I don't need to do anything okay let me do my big money move how about tomorrow [ __ ] tomorrow dude he's good that's what I have man I mean power we got candles yeah yeah what do I gotta go to work for and make somebody else's money I got all the money in the world man I'm a king oh I should have known Congo because you're wondering why I brought you here I'll tell you I'll tell you soon really be this young lawyer Council what is long and hard what is that I think Jacob welcome at the end what man will go to Great Lengths for his ecstasy Redemption man Explorer are you talking about um your highness your highness dude you gonna play Congo or are you gonna watch yeah I wish I could play oh no no what's it called I don't know what's going on no data banks what do you mean you want to know what's going on I guess I guess I can watch oh okay Jacob you want to stream oh you hear it you heard it here first folks Jacob does not want to stream is it because it's Congo or [ __ ] Shadow Man all my [ __ ] doesn't count let's stream on Discord though can't make any money on Discord yeah yeah you can well that means you're doing it wrong yeah you're just doing it wrong you either suck or don't suck enough if you know what I mean all right I like this tutorial you posted about how to watch free movies you posted like I wash my boobies ad blocker oh yeah all the stuff that you taught me yeah I should have been put in like video cred a action shot with you giving a thumbs up did it make some more Clips dude and Jacob you got to be a good salesman yeah you gotta sell that coach girl you gotta sell an Eskimo ice and get them twice poisoning my brother's mind with these [ __ ] French words if anybody gets play of the game I'll clip it and make it into a [ __ ] short it's true he's already done it for me it's really hmm it's not a lot of pressure Jacob's playing on his not at all you want to see me get a clip as katsuni pulling up with my tablet Jacob's playing on his switch Yeah the kid loves it yeah my strix video got 167 dude nice did I get one of them with me Zach did I get any subs oh I did get subs today I got five Subs damn that's a lot Miss more subscribers watching this video in perfect you still do music requests on your streams or what you do the live one-man bands no I used to play music uh uh I never really did it when I played OverWatch you gotta start today or what yeah you got a song request yeah it's called horny honeys get the dick oh by Necro you gotta watch it you're on a plate or you want me to play it uh you could play it dude what go over your stream yeah excellent I don't want to post it for the common anal jizz you're so creepy tell me your fantasies hey you're shooting loads of come in my holes laughs can I clip this you're so kinky tell me your fantasies oh man that's such a good song dude [ __ ] love that [ __ ] play it Jacob what the [ __ ] I'm waiting for sex or SID Bill Nye this Exorcist time to eat some um nope they started selling those again yeah bike has them if you want to order them actually I think they're done oh whatever not cool because I want more isn't there like a peanut butter one yeah that's the one I'm eating right now there's like a couple of peanut butter ones why are none of the Girl Scout girls ever hot there's always the kids dude they're gonna be adult Girl Scouts can they I'm gonna make pull the Scout leaders huh I'm gonna make it a thing adult Scout are you able to hear it yet no I'm gonna call it I'm gonna call It Girl get the mutant my mic and all the girls are gonna be sad until you give them money is that what you're looking for at Congo traveling to Nepal yeah [Laughter] oh my god dude phase you have to make sure if you want to stay in this chat you have to make sure you're watching this you watch the Youtube video that I posted up from the sexes did a phase do any research I'm listening to any metal I would be disappointed if I died this is heavy metal right here face listen to it it's good oh my God good heavy metal oh wait we are yeah I can't we can't leave the game I know uh I should switch for a sec you want a piece of gum yeah do I want a piece of gum yeah no thanks I'm good yeah dude I want to come from a little kid it's not drug basically it's not bad dude good gum Big League Chew no what's what's the the uh the gum with the zebra no oh it's like a big chase there's so many big red guns yeah he loves big red gum it's still it's still crappy but um there we go disgusting dude did you guys ever know what a thing called a burrito ball well I love burritos dude no no burrito balls no I do not know what that is my mom likes those I thought it was I thought it was when your burrito had big waves in it dude new phase what's burrito balls like burrito but you eat it gross dude wait hold on I didn't hear what he said I don't want to hear it I don't want to hear it I said burrito off of someone's balls like but they have to have big balls monkey yes come here you were nowhere near black dude what do you mean I guess if you count Brown as being black but I'm black I'm Black's a kid there's no such thing dude those things are only in books how do you know I have done this study I have done field research on this oh peace deal research huh I have been out in the field dude I have I have studied them every Soldier needs a car oh no I'm trying to talk to you guys I got you bro I will fell asleep since like six in the morning sniper over here reminds me of that all right we got a big alt coming from music no but no how the [ __ ] does he stick me from there man all right I'm ready for Paladin zoo I knew it that's such a better game man I don't know about that is so better it's different it's interesting on that my mom leave for work oh yeah okay I'm going how was your day I just got off of work play some video games how about you that was that full eventful nice eventful or I am full baby because our Moria is not paying attention to me Mario yeah I eat non-gluten dairy or free cabbage muffins it's a lot of free USA 3.99 oh [ __ ] were they not the freeze of 99. dude I'm about to take care of this wood of myself Breaking Me Down Builds Me Up ow I need to move my backpack come on thank you come on Zach let's get this I love that sound think you're pushing around the champion stupid idiot hey foreign fight man no one's even over here oh [ __ ] we have I'm coming in with as much heels as I can for you guys not enough oh yeah that's enough baby I want wings all right moving through the point you're here which show are you watching you're on the point get three of them big turnaround yeah big turnaround man are you okay yeah I'm getting sleepy isn't it like 12 for you uh yeah around that time I think almost four in the morning oh yeah I like in like three hours I'll be up for like a straight 24 hours driving please I haven't slept like five in the morning that's good I heard that's healthy for you oh thank you you guys left me on point where the [ __ ] everybody leaves on point I gotta understand ball leaving but I'm here everybody else yeah from the point is that window maker still up there window maker window washer yeah yeah they changed their name it was Defensive for all the World War II veterans oh window Waker oh there she is window raker I'm coming for that window [ __ ] I'm back is very funny what was that like five volts nice one Tracer now Hanzo uh we just need to know what you're doing here man because if you stay alive I'm coming to help oh never mind she's upstairs on that thing I'm on it yeah I'm gonna need tank back Jacob this yes please Zack find diamond point double what was that Zach you said all held the ball oh hell ball oh you're upset because I'm balling out over here yeah oh she punched me through my shield oh they're on it Bob when did you get on it not dude [Music] Jack the mop that round I'm done that was [ __ ] dumb good job good job thank you Zach I'm gonna make your clip now all right we doing paladins or I'm gonna make a clip and then uh I make a coffee and then I'll play something paladins make a copy make a clip all that okay a coffee a coffee yeah my mom my [ __ ] boy needs his energico you know how late are you gonna stay up should I not make a coffee you should definitely make a copy coffee probably what yeah I'm like listen to horny honeys get that dick dude yeah can you turn that on for your viewers please I'd rather not you don't want to listen to that song Come on get Shadow down with me come on Zach Shadow bad I mean just look at the freaking the album cover right there dude it's like they're in Hong Kong Mexico he's just named two different places no there's a place in Mexico called Hong Kong check it out you will like it I'll go back one night jump oh jump back over the Border okay probably enough I will let you know I'll get back to you on that one yeah but right now um you tag team somebody what'd you say yeah my teacher I was my teacher your teacher yeah t-shirts Straight A's that's why you have straight A's nice because he's got a nice t-shirts did you get a nice t-shirt I slipped all my latest assignments into her box like that you got to man well there's this one teacher that has a fat ass I'm not I had my friend was like damn she got a fat ass I was like you barely noticed like he's really [ __ ] slow you know nothing about her like 2017. she's my exes sexually active that's for sure she is second job did you asked her she'd ask her yeah make sure I did I did that guy the the teacher with the fat ass over at our school and then the like nerdiest [ __ ] dude got with him fail what yeah yeah um what's her name this is Rodriguez no yes that was her name no that was the teacher oh that was she took a lot the [ __ ] Spanish teacher Miss Rodriguez can't say hell yeah not like that oh this magic is he was a dopest teacher her Mr Gugino and my one and then the other guy was Mr sneebly now it was dude no it's like this movie it was just its need Mr Snead yeah cause Mr sneebly was Jack Black yeah that's just me dude I'm talking about like this girl she was she was okay looking like she was old so it wasn't too good but her ass was just banging man it was a [ __ ] Mac Truck man I think it was a wagon right like uh then he got kicked out of school and like so she was like skinny with like hips type stuff you know and then huh
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