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oh [Music] [Music] [Music] got people in your head already [Music] what's up with my girls good job i heard [Music] sorry for the echo [Music] too can i tell you now oh my god [Music] if i have a favorite type of pizzas i could bring a pizza yeah if you just want to bring gender candy you remember the story of the first one um not really all of them but i'm not all decisive all i know is that this one is bad yeah because they were gonna use her to like cure the disease or whatever [Music] oh yeah like that there you go yo what's up chat got three people bring up the hype okay oh yeah he never told her that he killed him does she think that they just kind of listen he just she just thinks that it like didn't work and she was passed did you try to drink check there's something in shackles i know why are they so loud [Music] okay i'm a turtle hold on chat i'm turning you off because it's too loud it's burning my ears [Music] anyone has remember that time we invited you to come here for a cool party an hour and you were trying to put that cricket on [Music] he just loves our guitar man why does he love that guitar why does the outsider look beautiful it is a really good graphics that's why why are there people on the ground [Music] okay guys [Music] this is one of the few games that has like the checkerboard resolution scaling so it's like technically work there checkers board resolutions yeah what's happening it's like um it does like i don't know it's kind of like dlsr like it it um like the parts are out of focus it like uh lowers the resolution on them okay that's better than like my pc guys guys and you guys want to play our super frost stars yeah but after you guys played that you were thinking you guys want to play super bowl oh no stars baby jesse [Music] maybe if you clean up the house a little bit have you cleaned up the kitchen table we're playing uh nickelodeon golf stars i'm sure have a fence but that wasn't my fault it's not your fault i just asked you if you can help us please it was all of your [Music] yeah we should do cheers [Music] it cinderella i mean beauty and the beast i didn't see it in cinderella i saw him beating the b swiss gasps what if they go up here huh what will you do then the horse is skinny dipping me yeah right [Music] guys [Music] oh yeah you don't know guys guys today was friday so today was donut friday [Music] asap all right dude you said it was ranch it was garlic [Music] i don't know why i didn't read the big ass birds like garlic [Music] [Music] yo what's up chase's games and more make sure to like and subscribe yeah you and your sister like baby shark do you like baby shark anymore no you're like growing up things uh unicorns oh i know unicorns and sparkles uh you can't smile you can't smile it's okay guys what do you call a free eye pinky vibe yay let's go [Music] yes so you see this little blue guy so i get this heart and eyes squeeze it like you're inside out either shirt oh it's just inside out yeah that's cool yes pop out it's pop out i like it you just pop it out in it you guys are all grown down i'll bring it up here yeah jesse want to see me lift the weight what why do you see me lift away oh yeah okay whoa you're super strong i could eat him and with these kind of weights [Music] very strong let me see can i wait this way i told you last night that i was thinking about getting red dead is oh yeah i remember now it's a hip hop i call it a guitar [Music] yes like when somebody plays the guitar in like a game or a movie it's like don't laugh at how bad i am and then they play like the most beautiful volleyball oh you have to play it i screwed up yes zombie girl yeah zombie girls okay [Music] [Music] one they want me to move my gun [Music] [Music] [Music] baby shark put them on the table [Music] uh go put it on the table no grab it put it on the table and go get a baby [Music] i don't think so i love cheating you gotta stand right there oh just make sure you're safe well you know where we all went and we got a couple of those oh no carmine is a zombie [Music] look at me i play with daddy on this controller uh that's for your roller skater [Music] you drop it watch out for her [Music] don't ask your dad your dad doesn't have it who has it [Music] hey girls don't fight over that friends [Music] is [Music] sorry oh that's that black girl right she's a lesbian and she loves that black girl they like hook up in the mall oh you know i think she's with somebody [Music] [Music] no i can't yet why not show me where you want to go we're right here okay there's us so that means the other side of the earth is yeah yeah and this is numbers how long the earth is what the hell um what is happening oh [Music] and she was like i don't know where the hell it is okay play turn them on jack are you ready turn it off use me are you eating that [ __ ] or what that's a how many times is [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Music] is [Music] hey [Music] hey it's me oh yeah i saw that it looks like i'm like a moth or something was it a bug yeah [Music] [Music] i skipped through all of this stuff yeah especially on the i think you can if you're trying to start i'm pressing all the things keep saying that oh my god it's right there i can't believe you did a thousand thank yous are you surprised uh follow this guy that was probably like the least important customer all of this yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] fights yeah trust me they're like in front of snowboard get into a snowball fight [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] yeah watch this watch it look at it [Music] [Music] tomorrow i wake up at that time like right when i was sticking with it right when i wake up [Music] knows [Applause] dude look at that she knows man let's go [Music] oh shaving cream shaving cream even some did you take some of your dad's shaving cream no no don't worry i'll tell you where this is good why did somebody get their head blown off or something yeah something like that something like that it's not for a while though you're good for a while i'm coming for you oh okay oh my god is is [Music] [Music] all over you know those little cups to have those little containers or you can like put snacks and stuff in like the one right here [Music] that one's cool i forgot i think i was on instagram or something and like somebody was like oh the best game out there like you know whatever nominating this one to be it and um and i don't know if it was the person or the second one but they were and you were this girl you're hiding behind a desk and you have like a double girl and some dudes like oh i'm gonna get you you know whatever and she just goes like boom just plus freaking smithereens man [Music] [Music] by [Music] daddy i have to attack you [Music] yes yes [Music] bye [Music] huh be careful yeah [Music] give her a hug [Music] is [Music] it's a whole ass city right on the other side of them no they're at the place where the belly and [Music] oh this isn't helly yeah [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] they're basically they're basically here to take revenge on joel because her father was one of those was the head surgeon that got killed might go that way [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] let's say [Music] one more time and you're to go up to your room i hate this stuff man like always like you don't have a mini map or anything yes you have something on your head oh no i wonder what it is it looks like a tiny unicorn i wonder who put it there you should look at it okay let me take it off for you oh my goodness it looks like a person dude yeah it's a rock it is you better be dead that's just a pair of legs oh my god dj you have a kitty robot that's pretty smart what the hell [Music] oh [Music] that's what i'm about to do to you jessie yes okay what were they doing oh they were beating me [Music] you should take it off you should teach the giant to go [Music] oh get off your quack i i feel like uh jacob would love to play this and like have that turned off why are there people trying to kill you just like figure out where to go oh jesse you have a teapot on your head oh i always have your spit on my face now take it off no no please show me oh [Music] i don't think you can use it and grab is jesse would you like something to drink is okay let me serve it to you okay thank you [Music] [Music] try it it's just press x the road okay okay jessie hi chilly do i have a leg okay jesse i got your order okay let me bring it to you no thank you hey what's up tsg let me get you your dreams here's your drink it's a mixtape croissant pumpkin ice cream i mean vanilla ice cream strawberry ice cream pepper chocolate cake banana cookie and bread no ice though isn't yep funny here let me give you another cup of something something okay [Music] do you ever get lost in the level just stay on the right wall [Music] oh it's made out of pepper corn what's up [Applause] chicken sauce i think it's barbie barbecue sauce i'm still lost except for this era the voices yeah [Music] [Applause] okay for some reason yes [Music] guys watch this i'm getting this is gonna be a tough one guys watch this a peanut this is you want to see it no do you see it wake up jesse are you friendly wake up why isn't jessie waking up yeah just let me let him be [Music] wow uh this is great i mean his parents are great he actually sucks jesse i don't know does he want to see something cool yes okay [Music] [Music] let me show you something cool what do you think we're gonna see something cool what do you think i want to see something cool what do you think i get really mad when some people do that really yeah really yeah what did you say what did you say what did you say why i don't know but it annoys me so i punch so i hit him why because it annoys me why because it annoys me oh no she's turning into the gremlin terrorizing gremlin yeah there's a spider monkey that i heard jessie can i show you something let me show you something because it's cool yeah and random things it's huh random it's not let me show you look at it why because it's like crystal yeah look at it just look at it [Music] here let me just show you wakka wakka wine [Applause] gonna get chucked in here you need to calm down [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] i love your good playing a game and the girls are over here rocking each other backyard surprisingly she's being very gentle like all right say good night say i love you thank you they ate the cake [Music] um [Music] [Music] i love you guys daddy can you meet me cowboy i need a cowboy you got you fixed it carmen hey she just took off without me man i don't even know how to ride this thing did they go yeah [Music] [Music] living a long life oh my gosh [Music] no maybe got a lot of cursing in this game does anyone have any scissors so i can make cowboy lasso cowboy lasso daddy can you cut this i want to make a cowboy blast though okay make it this bit big make it so it could fit like this um [Applause] why did you do it [Music] you can tie it how do you know i could tie a little bit but not together oh okay that's a start practice i did practice already [Music] [Applause] one more okay we're trying to find another alien [Music] they're zombies the omega-3 variants it's the kind you get if you're really bad if you like if you don't listen to your mommy and daddy you'll get that on the virus [Music] is it real [Music] this is happening in real time can we try this please dad can someone try to try this [Music] oh carmen loves [ __ ] like this yeah she would play fighting got him yeah that was your last chance to talk did you do it oh no one more i'll try to find one more i got you oh no yes yeah i'm gonna get you [Music] i'm actually gonna get you this guy it's a necklace well now it's time to get up some pig rock some pig they're more than buddies here take my hand how about you take this bullet jesse pulled daddy [Music] you [Music] i know you're crazy [Music] ready for some overwatch or what um are you the you girl [Applause] can someone eat them i love cold pizza can someone eat my pizza microwave i don't think she could reach the microwave nothing i can't if i get a chair really yeah but i don't know what numbers to put in what what that's the number one let me see daddy that's the number one and just leave it in there for like a second or two a second just put it on top of that now press the number one oh you want pizza warmed up yes go ask your sister say want my pizza please [Music] thank you good job aria is it warm yep you like it yeah okay you have your pizza yeah go get your pizza it's ready go go [Music] go get your plate [Music] oh no did you would you put it there for three seconds and it's already like scolding hot she took a big old monster free willy by half of it dude i'm gonna buy you jackson what where am [Music] delicious because you delicious [Music] [Music] guys can we play nickelodeon bronsters yet uh you didn't clean the kitchen you didn't clean the kitchen if jesse wants to why don't we clean the kitchen after we play the games ah yeah not gonna happen why what i don't know what to do oh there you go what if we clean [Music] you gotta run and jump double jump this one who's this one who's is this one this is me oh thank you thank you you're watching the game no i'm watching you yeah really yeah oh my goodness i found a gun oh [ __ ] she's coming here i thought she feels an alien get in that corner yeah get in that corner [ __ ] go on girl yeah all right girl why'd you follow that because she's a girl that's your pizza your pizza take a bite i meant that foreign daddy wants hot pizza here he's pizza dad are you full say dad are you full no hey dad are you full daddy are you having to pull are you having a pull i got my [Music] how many bullets you had my rum royale store had like a commando chicken today the arnold schwarzenegger chicken i like that one because he goes bach why do you guys have [Music] guys why do you have linda's face mask things on why do you guys have one of those where's that can you put the pizza away for us please he doesn't want the pizza in his face it's not even heavy it's a little piece of wood [Music] [Music] [Applause] oh carmen scared too so you gotta throw a glass bottle with the face oh yeah [Applause] there's like three of them dude it's gonna be kind of hard [Applause] oh oh no oh there's a glass bottle there right next to it [Applause] [Music] [Music] right there one [Applause] more oh uh [Applause] okay [Music] [Music] and say sorry and then go right back to crying and eating your pizza [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] ellie ellie over here ellie stop looking at him cut out of a position out of position here for me oh my gosh but didn't you just see me drink it rotate it or put it away man that's a bottle [Music] why don't we play a different game why don't you put your pizza somewhere else no thank you hey [Music] a whole bunch of aliens you get to stealth kill all 36 of them [Applause] right there and that's why you're a goal what happened carmen i don't like this oh no [Music] why do i have pizza all over me carmen i don't know [Music] your legs i know do you want to kill a zombie [Music] it's funny [Music] [Music] that i heard of yay [Applause] [Music] yeah i'm ready i'm ready one two three go i think she's moving she got it down man [Music] oh my god carmen oh my god [Applause] [Music] daddy can you please stop all right what do you want to play i want to play nickelodeon okay i'm ready one two [Music] it out one more [Applause] i thought she was just gonna hide in like the do it all and she's gonna wait can you guys please grab it too many times we are not scary my turn just play out last time well you're right you want to play outlast [Music] you don't yes it play a piece of bread yeah you gotta make it to the toaster oh okay ready one two three oh your sister's trying to play what what i am guys do you guys want to play iron bread no my
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