Turn around place your hands behind your back. >> Drop the phone out of your hand. I'm going to tell you one time. A car dealership becomes the scene of one of the most bizarre 911 calls deputies have ever heard. Lee County Sheriff's Office, Gabriel speaking. How may I help you? >> I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine. So, y'all got to come make a report. I'm reporting myself. Deputies from the Lee County Sheriff's Office receive a call, [music] but this isn't your typical emergency. It's a woman reporting herself. Deputies immediately respond. Moments later, they arrive at the dealership lot and see her, the stolen vehicle right in front of them. What's your name? Oh, he was here. He's serious. One of them's here. But, we might need more than one. Turn around, place your hands behind your back. Turn around, place your hands behind your back. Okay. >> Drop the phone. Turn around, place your hands behind your back. >> think so. I'm all right. >> Drop the phone out of your hand. Drop the phone out of your hand. I'm going to tell you one time. Drop the phone. I'm really crazy for Brett Favre. Okay. Man. Yes, please. >> 37 head trauma. I will have one female detained. I want to legally One female detained. 10-4. Wait, my purse is back there. My purse. >> it. >> Oh, thank you, Jesus. Yeah, grab all the the evidence, too. I want it all. Everything's getting booked with me this time. Y'all ain't leaving out. You're doing your job right. Thank you. I'm sorry. You're being tested. So am I. I can do this. You have anything on you I need to know about? No, sir. >> Anything on you that a female deputy is going to find on you? Nothing in your bra? Nothing like that? No, sir. >> Okay, have a seat for me. Yes, sir. I need some sleep. And my phone is cracked up. 10-4 325 10-4. I'm sorry. Uh well, >> You you threw it on the ground. That was very inappropriate. 10-4 10-4 327 10-4. You guys should not do that. I'm going to I'm 10-4. Oh my Look, there's there's there's no cracks on the phone. Okay. You threw my possessions on the ground. >> didn't listen to my lawful order, so All right. I know my rights, sir. Well, I'm allowed to record. What's your name? Christie Lee. Show us your driver's license. >> under Christine, c h r i s t i n e. They booked me under the wrong name. Really, that should be exited off my um um background. Out of the matrix system. Ha. Yeah, Christie found a loophole cuz Christie keeps was pulling that she could be whatever she wanted to be when she got older. I I I can't make this up. I literally pulled in the parking lot. She's sitting in the car waving me down with her phone light on. The car's not even registered to her. So, she was legit 21-ing the car. I would go 10-4 56 10-4. Yeah. It's GTA over 21. Yeah. So, I like I you can't make this up. Are you ready You're already clear of I can't even get her name right now because she won't even give me her proper name. I'm going to do a polygraph test, you guys. Yep, y'all need the full sweep story. But, don't leave my purse over there. I will. Her Her Will we make sure the car is shut and locked? Somebody in the FBI, CIA, I'm getting polygraph tested today. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Cuz a lot of people need to go down for what they did. Okay, read me my rights. But, I'm not under arrest. I know that for a fact. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. Thank you. Just let me Just tell me. I'm sorry. Let me read it to you and then you can talk. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions have you with you and during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions without a lawyer present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time. You also have the right to stop answering any time till you talk to a lawyer. Do you understand those directions I've given you? I don't understand what's going on. Do you understand what I just read to you? >> heard what you said. >> Okay, so you do understand your your constitutional rights. Okay. Whose car is that? The woman, later identified as 37-year-old Christie Turman, explains that she believed she was training in a black ops game and that calling 911 would somehow make the act legal. It's a moment of disbelief, but it's real and it's unfolding in real time. It's a devil, demon and angel on your shoulder. Christine. >> Yes, sir. >> Listen to me. Yes, sir. >> going to be hyped up like this, I'm not going to work with you, okay? So, you need to take Hang Stop. Stop. You need to take it down a notch. I'm sorry. I I Do you have Hang on. Hang on. Let me talk. Yes, sir. Do you have anything on you? >> No, sir. Just clothes. Okay, step out for me. Hi. You guys are doing your job right. So, your name is Christine? Well, that's what they booked me in in 2005. >> What's your mom's name? for me. Uh well, she told me she she was going to name me Lucy, right? >> No, no, what did she actually name you? On my birth certificate, it's Christie, but it could be a fraud. Christie Lee. That means I'm I'm actually an immigrant, I think. I'm a foreigner. >> Where are you from? Uh Finland, Germany, Europe, Egypt. >> How long you been here? >> Uh Italy, too. How long you been here? Um well, technically, I moved to Fort Myers in 1995, but some of the [ __ ] on TruthFinder is incorrect. They need to update that. We write write write a letter, a strongly worded letter. Yes, cuz it's an app that you guys don't have to tell the world. We got to write uh what do you call it? The surveys or Yeah. And guess what the last three numbers of mine 10-4 528 10-4. >> is 007. Oh, lucky you. Did you have to ask for that or was that just a coincidence? God works in mysterious ways. Y'all don't even know. Y'all can't write my car down. You're writing my car down. I got to leave my phone on 10-4. a long time ago. I know I only got one, but I'm going to replace it. I'm getting my chocolate bar. I'm just just picking on top 10-4. I'm really disabled. I have MS, too. And I've already been diagnosed. Oh, I'm lovely. I'm lovely. Yes, ma'am. 52170. >> Thank you, guys, for your understanding. I mean, my shoulders hurt. I I have MS and I haven't had any medication and I'm off it. >> you're wearing a sports bra, right? >> Yep. Yep. You can pull all you want. You can touch me. You can shake me. I'm going to have you lean forward. Okay. Uh-huh. No drugs. I'm not on drugs, you guys. >> we like. Thank you. >> They're not good for you. I just haven't slept in two days, so I'm a little manic. That's all. >> you slept? I've been doing a lot of research on my family, my life, and I'm really related to Queen Elizabeth. >> Oh, lucky you. No, they lied to me. Everybody lied to me. >> Yeah, but that's good genes. Here, have a seat for me. >> So, I'm not incest. Like, I'm not inbred. Well, I mean, the whole the whole royal family is, but that's just it's really far back. You're fine. That's not cool. Please redact that. That's true. >> Please don't No, no, no. Don't tell me that's true. >> We're talking far, far back there. Can I give you a polygraph test, too? If I take one, you got to take one, too. >> Let's do it. But, right now you got Okay, we'll see who's really telling the truth cuz I don't want to be Have a seat for me, Christie. Thank you. >> it out after after this. And then we'll we'll set that up. We're turning We're turning around. Thank you, Jesus. I I am. All right. Thank you, ma'am. Okay. She She is. She's She's a character. Oh my god, this is going to be the best story. 23 10-4 10-4. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you. What's your name, sir? Deputy Linebarger. Huh? Deputy Linebarger. Linebarger. Oh, you're the Linebarger. Just kidding. Would you suggest me to keep my name Turman or would you suggest me to make it I I think you have a great last name. There you go. Turman, but I want to be Truman is what I meant to say. I think I said the same thing twice. Wait, you're not taking me to the actual investigation office. No, you're going to the Lee County Jail. What? Yep. For occupied tres- or trespassing motor vehicle. >> it making me think Y'all don't even know all the circumstances that actually happened during that. 528 head for 10-15. She said excuse me 10-15 10-4. I'm writing it down. I'm taking a picture of this. 13 minutes to 12 10-4. I'm studying law, too. But, I'm going to turn in studying law at AIU University. Yes, sir, I am. Yes. It's a long story. Would you like to hear my story, sir? Go ahead. 10-4 10-4 unit 23 10-15 1200. Well, well, I mean, I got a short story for you cuz I got a lot of white male in a dump truck. 10-4 10-4 10-4. She's just verbal. But, she's up and down. Is it Turman? Tur- Turman, t u r m a n. Here. Woods. There you go. Y'all can all come to court with me. Yes, I'm going to subpoena every single one of you. Oh, I sure will. Yes. You're You're getting subpoenaed. Call me, Paul. Justice. [ __ ] justice flaw. Please you know I can say guilty, but I'm not guilty. Yes, I'm on fire. Turman is taken into custody without incident. Charges? Trespassing. But, the story, this one will leave deputies shaking their heads for years. Want to see real police calls and courtroom chaos? Subscribe to Jury Duty Body Cam and witness the action [music] through real body cam footage.