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I don't have enough subscribers yet and you know this we'll get enough subscribers bro it's not that hard keep posting me those Barrel golems and they will are we in a game holy [ __ ] we waited forever for this game yeah I think you're like 43 years old now that's how long we've been waiting oh my God I am thank you everybody no I'm not my healer's got me that's surprising I'm gonna die oh no my healer's got me that Mercy is one shot dude killer killer killer killer kill yes oh my God they're [ __ ] awesome wants to be dead [ __ ] you yeah come on come up [ __ ] him up I'm coming in I'm coming in hot oh [ __ ] I got a big ass Shield roadhog what the [ __ ] are you gonna do smash your asses on the Pavements [ __ ] all of you [ __ ] [ __ ] all of you [ __ ] you're [ __ ] dead yeah I got immortality [ __ ] what you gonna [ __ ] do oh okay dude they got you man me neither dude I was [ __ ] them up I think they got a little impressive enough we need to regroup Widowmaker come back come back you idiot oh you [ __ ] dumbass I got you man oh don't go out there there's a hog out there I'm a bear is about to break up my barrier down my bear down oh he's [ __ ] me up with the oh we got the consumi oh the cartoon they got me oh everybody die everybody died everybody died everybody [ __ ] die everyone [ __ ] die Kill Them All uh I was playing the game tank diff laughs hammer down and get her done hammer down everybody the energy flows through my bones kill me you sons of [ __ ] oh come back here you son of a [ __ ] Bob do something Bob Bob they got the point for me ready for one one last chance [ __ ] you know what they say this is all you've got and you've got to take this one last chance Eminem One Shot One opportunity oh I'm [ __ ] dead we traded so yeah be careful [Music] I need to swap to the ball character never mind it's go top thank you this round will be better dude because I'm gonna be playing diva are you ready to play with diva I'm not recording and I don't have my chat up which is really dumb farting really dumb dude where's my chat oh my God this is all [ __ ] up is there somebody in chat right now no what a shitty oh I have to pee Jacob hey man just go on your path foreign kill him kill him kill him kill him with Tracer oh what's Tracer okay okay got him kill this [ __ ] Reaper or kill him oh yeah he's dead he's dead he's [ __ ] dead I'll go away from outside of Spawn a good job yeah kill the Reaper oh [ __ ] bro not kill me uh rarely killed my Mech no the our team is [ __ ] garbage my golf they're counting on our numbers get yourself together am I gone I'm sorry Jacob I can't remove from the game because I had to pee I got ejected [ __ ] hate crime dude the phase phase I think I have you muted hold on for some reason nope you're not muted no you're just not saying anything being all creepy and [ __ ] I'm sorry I'm trying to get my raincoats and competitive you're ranking big are we all gonna play on the Nintendo switch or what face you do you have a Nintendo switch I did I lost it you lost it yeah I lost it got grounded bro that's like 300 item what you mean you lost it my my parents thinking I don't know where to eat oh well then you didn't lose it you gotta [ __ ] take it away from you it's been two years yes well you're one you're one or whatever yeah you gotta take it away from you for two years where the [ __ ] is it no Mom Dad we're inside Nintendo switch yo where's your Nintendo switch though bro what you mean you lost it in the Clinger man yeah what the [ __ ] I'm still confused what do you mean you lost it your parents lost it yeah tell them where the [ __ ] is it right now bro we're about to play on the switch dude what are you guys uh competitive switch OverWatch that's easy we can't I play with you guys since I'm on Xbox thank you can play quick play right now that we're playing yes but but once my switch charges it's game on and we're playing switch players and competitive yeah can I play on the switch competitors with the license technically it's a console no I don't know I'm really tired but you could play right now are you online yeah but I'm in a competitive match like I just started bro I don't have a team well I'm pretty sure me and Stacy suicide are down to wait because we don't have anything going on in our lives bro and my team push with me please I gotta pay each and every one of you a hundred dollars like like just get Common Sense believe what hey phase you ever think about buying a PC yeah every day the owsg yo wsg West wsg dude what's that say oh no black lives matter wsg what have you come to what do you mean what have I come to Kenji the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean I don't even know who you are can she you never have my stream Mr Sub it's me Mr Sub it's me okay students you remember or not yeah oh I'm you can't see how you doing yo what's good Kenji how's WBU oh not very good country not very good at all to be honest with you uh damn why why oh I don't know if I should get into that it's cool DW gtgcya sorry all right can't you see you later oh yeah when you said it was one of my students I know exactly who that kid is he moved away that's why I told him um oh I'm so tired that I don't want to go to sleep or I go to slow tomorrow go to school tomorrow it's like five o'clock here dude what you talking about it's it's like eight o'clock I mean where are you living at what uh dude huh hey what's up FaZe oh no not face what's up what's up Face Clan what's up Tom shorts Tom shorts has a lot of subscribers LOL how shorts did you want to make YouTube shorts I want to see Tom shorts Channel real quick hold on tell me comment to play something horror thanks tell me what do you want me to play this for oh my god dude I'm looking at this thumbnail with my comments are not showing up on my main account that's so funny dude it looks so good okay I'm not getting any viewers except Thomas I am a genius for me are you like [ __ ] famous or something oh are you like [ __ ] famous or something you losers we're not touching go to channel Tommy oh you'll no you only have 92 Subs I thought you had a lot Tommy is this not your main this is not your main Channel no this is Tom May 13. your main channel is way more subscribers yeah you're on a short skill I know I'm on my shorts account what what's your main account again Tommy kamehame give me a [ __ ] shout out Tommy yes Tom May 13. Tommy 13. let's go yeah he has 7 000 subscribers dude WOW 7 000 yeah dude tell him to give us both shout outs yeah coming off a shadow band so Tommy can you give us shout outs or what dude like I will sub to you on this account I think well thank you for sending me to me on my account but you have 7 000 subscribers how do you have 7 000 subscribers uh ask them how to get 7 000 subscribers how easy tutorial that's what I just asked him how [ __ ] you know I get 7 000 subscribers did he answer ask him again shorts on this channel though too though yeah yeah of course he's Tommy shorts what the hell all right are we going to play or what what oh FaZe are you gonna play or what are you done with that I mean no he's grounded bro I'm not your ID I'm on my Xbox I don't think you guys have me I'll give you a shout outs you give me a shout out tell me you give me shout out give me uh give my friend a shout out here let me pull up his channel real quick dude you are gonna love my channel Tommy Tommy shorts guarantee you're gonna love it yeah let me pull up his channel real quick because he is a really cool Channel super unique nobody else is doing it thank you for looking we really appreciate it whereas it it's a it's on YouTube yeah on YouTube the worst prank King can I search for pranking yet and you show up or no yeah yeah print King 1191 King 911 no 1191-1191 and you still launch over first digging this remix one of my my shorts with a shout out 46 Subs oh damn you got almost 50 you can um that's what I'm saying man I just need a shout out oh shout out my friend [ __ ] prank King dude pranking1191 look at this [ __ ] beautiful Golem he did dude to paint the ultimate Barrel Golem so here you have it in order to replicate something like this you're gonna need about um I seen one of his videos before you've seen one of his videos before Oh my god Tommy senior videos before dude good man that's good he's infiltrating the system bro yeah just coming off a shadow Bond right now they took they took all my YouTube videos down yeah and then I wasn't getting any views for a month not cool not cool no Shadow bands for us dude I hope and you don't seem okay all right am I okay you don't see them okay no I'm not okay dude I've never been okay thanks for asking though yeah thanks for asking but yeah no I'm not okay why why am I not okay I'm sorry Tommy shorts you'll have to log in on your main account to access that serial anyways this is the rest of the video 400 and uh paints uh paint brushes my comments don't show up on my main account you've come to the right place oh yeah I'm just gonna play barrel rolls for three to four hours because you need about three to four hours of your time you can make that money back quite easily if you go ahead and you sell the miniature models that you eat a sauce that's watching they're kissing suicide but um what I was saying was you can make this money back quite easily all you have to do is to sell the models that you paint or you take commissions for example I got this particular Barrel Golem up on my Etsy store for 3 399 dollars okay give you both shout outs the fair price like that BRB one model can instantly make you back your investment and make a pretty uh you know Fair profit three thousand the majority of this model I painted in Vallejo model colors brown I love your new color dirt Brown be right back of this Barrel Golem all right man initial layers of dirt Brown you're going to want to go back and uh you're going to want to be able to do a little bit of highlights allows me to go ahead and bring up The Ridges of each plank that is on of the barrel Golem Vallejo is gonna kill me dude when they know that I'm getting there after this video their label's wrong but what was there was war paints believe it or not this is from the Army painters collection now while their War paints are significantly more gloopy than uh see more Elite paints like Vallejo if you apply yourself and your credit card and take my online classes you too can paint barrels oh you're doing online classes I can subscribe get rid of my shadow band and get rid of the [ __ ] a bit funny who joined our freaking server dude who is a face face what the [ __ ] dude what you done playing your shitty ass games or what yes I am a little game without us can you add me I know I'll never add you you [ __ ] up Pig no I'm just kidding oh [ __ ] that you you found drunk and high all at once um I'm partially correct you drunk partially correct okay I'm not I I will not admit anything and the perjury of the [ __ ] law hey free to play with me or something dude yeah start the game hey what's what's your name phase one one nine one phase what's your name what is it wait Frank King 911 your name what's your number oh I [ __ ] invited you because I never saw your invite okay I already have you added what invite me about you should I what do you have to offer another team good air support ERS you play Fur no I play Echo who do you like to duplicate person turquoise waving we'll see a tank like any tank with sidetracking ball are you gonna invite your friends oh by them I guess are you ready to get down yeah like a clown you know ICP person Turco is waving person turquoise waving you know interviews waving play tank right yeah yeah oh you better get some good healers bro we aren't really good good Healers we're gonna get [ __ ] [ __ ] healers dude you ready for that yeah I'm good game over Tour by turbine way let me group up with you turret online phase what are you gonna play Echo all right duplicate Brian every time I don't want to see anything else yeah okay Melissa don't have a rhyme and you're still gonna duplicate every single tank okay you know how to play all the tanks bro yeah yeah all the tanks yeah you know Sigma who yeah Sigma you know Sigma what's it all do it's it's gravitational think where it lifts you up and then it pulls your chin right now oh you [ __ ] no sickness DC [Applause] foreign I'm at 30 percent you ready Jake yeah [ __ ] Nintendo switch players up or what let me let's play one more game because we've been waiting for two minutes three minutes it's been so let's play quick play one more time and then after that Nintendo switch all the way all right thank you a phase what kind of Xbox you have I think excess having X X Plus X yeah oh damn what can I head to the UF I don't have a headset what'd you mean you're talking right now with your earbuds oh I dude oh babe [ __ ] you want to buy a headset from me buy a headset for you no buy it from me how much how much you're willing to pay for a good headset a dollar and two cents oh you're gonna spend more than that I'm afraid about uh I can't buy 80 bucks [Music] how about 50 bucks you don't have no money at all then you don't have 50 bucks I have a dollar and even ways of [ __ ] poor dude you should join my perfectly poor game dude I am you are yeah new or oh Jacob he's part of my perfectly poor game what do you think let them up what would you do for me [ __ ] are you scared fans of me yeah yeah oh well I can't talk to you anymore then what the [ __ ] he's scared of me Jacob are you scared of him he sounds like a mean person why does it take so long to go into a game sound like a mean person this is not true that's [ __ ] propaganda you know what I've been through huh face uh you think I got some like [ __ ] dick huh no you sound like you can beat me up this is like I beat you up I probably you can't be you uh phase wow I don't know I said you sound like you could not like a wood maybe I would why would not oh he gets all scared I can't beat anyone up phase I'm six to 270 pounds dude we got a mercy and uh What uh what's the bitch's name I forgot carico it's more to learn oh I'm gonna play [ __ ] right now dude maybe not as bad as our Echo but I have a wrecking ball Mercy heal me yes yes kill me killing me Mercy heal me [Music] oh my God Mercy Reyes that [ __ ] yeah doing that just like where's my team at bro oh I'm getting arrested Bear's about to give bro I'm not I can't my beard is done to give it's dead dude I can't do anything we're not putting out any damage Jacob your turn and [ __ ] all the damage no it's not doing any damage Jacob um I'm doing terrible as well I'm about to get the [ __ ] here and kill all even [ __ ] oh my God you [ __ ] are done foreign no you're done you're done you're done you're done you're done I'm powered up get in there [ __ ] I'm killing all of you I will kill you oh I'll kill you off I will [ __ ] you up I don't [ __ ] you up laughs watch The Vines no good choice thank you you died you died symmetry you [ __ ] died he [ __ ] died everybody [ __ ] died bro everybody [ __ ] died to me everybody [ __ ] died of me [ __ ] everybody [ __ ] died of me yeah yeah oh yeah please everybody's out of me [ __ ] oh my God you're [ __ ] stupid oh my God huh I can't believe we're about to lose these [ __ ] guys dude you [ __ ] suck face okay uh YouTube what the [ __ ] thank you why is he staring at me what the [ __ ] bro down before he's gonna get the payload again laughs what I'm not cat dude my cat had to play a game all right look at a dead boy he got five player kill streak and then he just killed you in a turret and what the [ __ ] man come on um My Stream So running that's good when is The Crew taking over by Savage [ __ ] playing The Forest you gonna play the forest tonight I know you do Jacob defend the forest I can't play that late you don't play paladins I can't remember the paladins yeah you guys want to go play paladins yeah all right a face ah we're gonna stop by your watch okay you want to play paladins with us or what I'm okay I'm probably gonna go to sleep I have school tomorrow don't play paladins with us I understand right now but I'm tired though no no yes yes yes we'll tomorrow what are you gonna do do some square root functions or what yeah I'll play after school tomorrow what grade are you in 8 billion oh damn you really are doing some squirt functions huh I can teach you I got eighth grade up my sleeve boy I know what do you want to know about eighth grade I'll teach you in like two seconds are there High girls are there hot girls yeah I don't know any situation but probably I thought you know these this is not the question you should be asking vertical question I want to be asking phase you should want to know how to level up bro I've been playing it without you so you've been playing without us yeah well you're gonna play without us because we're about to play Nintendo switch dude oh okay top music we're about to blend and hit the switch right yeah all right hold up oh you're my sweets [Music] all right probably that's the update OverWatch hey did they screw that stupid ass [ __ ] out of here or what you might ah where's my [ __ ] OverWatch bro the new update is gonna take oh there's never enough free storage 11 gigabytes oh my God taking data breath of the wild oh my God all right Jesse text me what do you say he said uh he said uh hatsuni guide you I'm off at 11 30. foreign so yeah foreign what's up what's up what shall we do to get a bunch of subscribers um to get a bunch yeah I should have Blitz on the forest or what I don't have access to Sons of the Forest right now I mean neither maybe you should do a dishes Channel a dishes one our deal oh my delicious [ __ ] you maybe should cook some dinner and stream that no I'm good there's my two great ideas where are yours I'm not gonna eat anything tonight dude [ __ ] it I'm just gonna starve to death yeah yep serve I'll just serve I don't give a [ __ ] oh you want to play Just starve that game just Starve Together remember that one Don't Starve is that the game don't deserve together can I pirate it probably I think they give that giveaway for free a few times I like this beer set I got this time dude will you make some dinner I'll make some dinner then we'll both have dinner virtually dinner what kind of dinner are you gonna make maybe like some eggs yeah you gotta make eggs I thought eggs were expensive dude yeah but I'm balling out so [ __ ] it I'll make two eggs these all the eggs huh well I'll make three eggs I don't give a [ __ ] you got that many eggs did you got three eggs dude I got six right now you got six eggs dude I got six eggs man how much I got you like 60 bucks no big deal yes yeah that's a lot of money you know how I do man I don't care make eggs all day you don't wanna play Jam or what yeah let's put egg making simulator you down bro yeah you doing to play pallets dude yeah after I make these eggs what's tutorial again all right guys I've been getting a ton of requests to paint the ultimate Barrel Golem so here you have it in order to replicate something like this you're gonna need about um 500 in printing equipment uh another four hundred dollars in uh airbrush you know paints uh paint brushes uh supplies like that and you're gonna need to block off about three to four hours of your time but don't worry you can make that money back quite easily if you go ahead and you sell the miniature models that you are you just saw Sasquatch when they're kissing uh the barrel gone but um what I was saying was you can make this money back quite easily all you have to do is sell the models that you paint or repay commissions for example I got this particular Barrel Golem up on my Etsy store for 3 399 dollars just to think with the fair price like that one model can instantly make you back your investment and make a pretty uh you know Fair profit the majority of this model I painted in Vallejo model color dirt Brown shout out to Vallejo for making wonderful paints I love your new color dirt Brown it really allowed me as an artist to capture the essence of this Barrel Golem should I please I can't you're gonna buy music you're gonna buy me Ballers to get right make some eggs oh what are you gonna make some food man I agree we can have food to make since when you have to be hungry to eat go eat for fun that's only 6 28. I'm gonna start myself that's okay I get some sausages man ages can't make sausages here the sausages I wish I could make some sausages I got no barbecue here eggs real quick what I gotta finish these eggs real quick you got a billion eggs or what yeah pretty much you gotta get ready for the Easter egg hunt oh [ __ ] that's coming up I want some eggs can you make me a nice Ramen with eggs I don't do that I make eggs poached and Benedict with some eggs benedict I want a nice Ramen with eggs in it please you come to the wrong place you make eggs over easy I want eggs with with Ramen we're going to want to go to the Brahmin store then you ever have any Ramen eggs dude no I don't swing that way there you go um swings but delicious eggs you know what I mean thank you A fitting in the abyss oh [ __ ] you see that YouTube video I sent you today my friend Jacob is dissolving it's the abyss you see the video I sent you today he's dissolving dude don't dissolve me bro he's just so thank you to be a mess bro don't dissolve me bro ethereal matter bro don't dissolve me bro [Laughter] what do you want see that YouTube video I sent you oh what I sent it on a text message today my phone dude it's so funny go watch it I don't care my phone dude are you send me and my Discord not on Discord through your text message on your phone no more my phone even is dude you gotta go see it man it's so funny hey Siri where are you hey Siri where are you you can do like a reaction video better get some views no you don't think so why don't you post some more videos dude because I'm making eggs I'll post to making eggs I already have that up you do on my other channel I did that in like 2016. this is a new Discord I'm going live what am I going live I don't know if anything go live well in my chat dude what the [ __ ] foreign I I'm trying very help okay what's up Jacob what's up bro new house or what yeah I'll host it after I make these eggs I'm gonna make a Youtube short while you're waiting I could do whatever I want to yeah like make a Youtube short yeah I don't want to why not [Music] drink dude maybe you can make the YouTube short telling your viewers I'm making eggs never get some views uh I'm trying to I'll get a beard by viewers offline oh you know yeah let's make a pie chart all right whatever oh let's hear you in there beam my last server you were you see that YouTube video I sent you no what'd you decide perfectly poor gaming at gmail.com broken watch and you like it what what email did you send to just on your text message straight to your phone number hey Siri where are you what the [ __ ] maybe you left it in the car no and then yeah hey Siri where are you what the [ __ ] um [ __ ] phone was that it's probably where you left it hey Siri where are you isn't it exciting it's kind of like its own little Easter egg hunt okay did you find it Mike off foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign foreign [Music] [Music] foreign foreign [Music] foreign quickly foreign [Music] foreign [Music] foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign this year okay thank you foreign foreign foreign foreign thank you foreign [Music] foreign foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign foreign [Music] [Music] foreign foreign thank you [Music] foreign [Music] foreign foreign thank you foreign foreign thank you foreign good what's up man what's up sitting here eating eggs by myself eating the eggs yeah it was [ __ ] up yes where are you man foreign [Applause] [Music] Tex-Mex Bowl here hell yeah man please press the power button until the device emits a tip sound it's got a tipping sound what does a tip sound sound like uh to bring sound find out that's it right there are you good students or what I uh photovolo camera really good students what are you talking about students uh oh this is quinoa foreign foreign I don't know it's a pain in the ass trying to get this thing to work gonna play OverWatch no you don't have to if you don't wanna [Music] uh I'm basically all right Belle huh I'm basically super drunk right now basically um play paladins yeah that'd be the gameplay right now confirm whether the device is emitting a beeping sound yes thank you [Applause] why is that oh someone's at the door no oh this is gross dude all right all right [Applause] this is candy ass almond foreign [Applause] are you ready Julian or what you know I got to set this up real quick and I'll be there without me then I'll be ready boom oh my God laughs off icers hey Jacob what's up bro hey replay game OverWatch or what we're going to play paladins right now okay what happened which one you want to play builders it's your day man we'll do paladins then whatever you want oh thank God paladins yes yes isn't paladins your favorite yes yes oh God yes mm-hmm pounds of my [ __ ] favorite oh what's up what are you gonna go on paladins dude you don't know how to play paladins dear there you go wait get the [ __ ] up foreign what the [ __ ] them my uh you ready to go what are you playing paladins yeah we're gonna play paladins am I screaming right now god this piece of the camera won't work I don't have any chat open [ __ ] up dude what do you mean what does that mean what does that mean that means I don't have any Shadow and so open one mean that means I don't have any Shadow and oh people are talking to me too I'm sorry I guess that's what I've been saying man I've been telling them to stay tuned that you'll be back her as well I have 763 subscribers that's crazy bro how many 763. how many do you need less than 250. and then what I can get ads and get monetized and make oh that's good yeah they can run the [ __ ] to the ads of my [ __ ] battery low I do it dude I dare you uh I will run a bunch of [ __ ] ads how many three they're gonna get like some premium content too three ads to watch my content sounds pretty reasonable all right you ready somebody all right let's play get this over with do any of your subscribers want to want to join us um only hot ladies wanna join us for seven three nudes I'm just asking Jim maybe they do uh did you join or what uh yeah it's doing that right now are you playing on the Nintendo switch yeah it's the only way to play 100 percent what 100 and what 100 percent you're making me yell man oh I haven't my charging mine I took it off the dock for some reason you can do it 28 percent that's good enough you want to play a comp after this yeah I um are you in my Lobby here or no no you have to send me an Evite all right or forever yeah yeah you started well let me start it keeps saying play daily Q bonus 300 gold my Lobby yet huh I need an invitation am I in my Lobby yet no I still need an invitation about me I marked her one I got you are you on OverWatch no I'm on power because you're offline foreign [Applause] I don't think you're on the right game because that's not even your name on this let me show you my golf because you're offline foreign punch man yeah all right hit me with that Evite oh maybe [ __ ] wash my hands okay wash them up now um mans are so washed oh my hands are washed yeah scrub them up good dude put on the live stream [Laughter] oh my hands are washed oh oh you wish your hands are washed like mine don't you yeah this is where I get more live streamers because I'm dumb I say [ __ ] like that Jacob huh am I streaming right now please tell me are people watching I where's my chat oh [ __ ] oh my God this is a [ __ ] okay nobody's watching this [ __ ] okay good you don't want people watching your streams anymore your choice fam I do I just there's nobody's watching it man there's one person that's me yeah I believe you told you I'd watch it man you think I should do my beard all up crazy here what yeah like uh director of Botany dude you're gonna join I'm starting the game oh foreign foreign no I can't connect I ever watch [Music] um can you play cumber arms with me dude no I don't have my computer you play paladins with me yeah you gotta play paladins yeah no we'll play OverWatch it's fine you choose my role though [Music] my golf my gone what are you doing are we doing the push-ups or what dude I can't I don't know what's going on man oh we're playing OverWatch we are yeah I sent you like an invite oh my God I'm sorry I used to Suicide well yeah no oh God pour me into it mutant [Laughter] what's funny man laughs nothing dude it's fine go ahead and started never competitive we can't play you want to play open q or quick play yeah Twiggy sir playing dude can we invite him Zen is in the menus look at they're all in here start it we got four players they left you took too long then joined it um I'll try again though apparently they're too good for us so another Back start it um as an invitation Jacob hey this second anyways bro who gives the [ __ ] oh my God they left again yeah let's play tank and whatever the [ __ ] you want to play why do they hate us so much I don't know man that's a good question okay let me see if I can invite him again or something or at least just be like hey just send him a message asking why do they hate us so much yeah yeah that's a better question who hates us again foreign let me see if anybody is streaming dude they would be grateful for us some three news is pretty good dude the only person streaming is are we still finding a game oh my God it's [ __ ] two minutes a little bit of how long did we wait last time Jacob took forever like 16 minutes oh anyways um the bike Queen is streaming Apex I think oh yeah yeah you ever get those digits man I never played Apex is this Apex what the [ __ ] is she playing the Apex Ray driving a Cadillac in the Apex [Music] all right [Music] David if I like the colors and black out it it's like the world is just more appealing to me and I like the guns a bit but Warzone like the mechanics are better so that'd be warzone yo this guy is such a g he's been playing this like every single day of his life all right Jacob I'm still waiting for this game is four minutes deep dude that's not for me don't even remember yeah me at this [ __ ] is um um the Queen the bike Queen dude when are you gonna ask her out man maybe tonight's the night you get lucky um and no I don't I don't think so maybe she wants to play OverWatch with us Maybe you subscribed me no I would never uh Buena uh because you told me that I was gay aren't you gay dude she called me a gaylord Faulkner do this you don't remember that no she's being a dick she hates me man uh why did hey I have a question though okay so we should watch her content because why the [ __ ] does she have so many subscribers we'll figure it out by watching her content and see what she does yeah let's let's see because she has some content that's like videos of what is she doing that's so successful she's got videos that are successful dude The Last of Us one times zero eight what does that mean I guess that's what I'm back with the Last of Us season one episode eight this episode is called when we are in need we're on the second to last episode guys oh my gosh the last episode was my favorite one yet just because it was my favorite extra bit to play over the game it was just such a great episode I'm upset the People review bombing it just because you know two women can't be in love um I'm pretty hyped for this episode I remember quite a bit from the game uh when Ellie oh my God she's a gay lover uh Europe all right we're in today if she's a gay lover correct Congo what looks Congo [Music] [ __ ] you I got huge Clips coming up right now dude hell yeah I'm streaming right I better be it's the only way stop recording start recording yeah give me a huge clubs right now yeah yeah yeah get behind me no way all right we got this ready my Shields down I'm dead foreign you better get playing the game dude easy come on now thank you very soon foreign thank you I can take more than that [Music] that's crashing these [ __ ] huh am I right or am I right foreign foreign [Music] for what uh all right hey you did pretty good man [Music] uh yeah is there anybody else who wants to join quick play I think Carlos did but you got scared and he ran off let me cancel real quick and just make sure anybody want to play quick play Carlos want to play wait Jacob we're gonna play on the switch yeah I'm on switch yeah all of them let me get on switch real quick foreign [Applause] no never mind 74 downloading don't never mind all right foreign what's up what's up you ready for the click play yeah man this rock and roll all right let's play some [ __ ] quick play what do you want to play you play healer you play tank you play damage dealer oh man I'll play again and I'll support you all right all right here we go you you're not gonna have a [ __ ] Band-Aid or a boost or anything okay no boo-boos for you okay nothing no damage oh the rebel daddy started playing OverWatch can we invite him yeah get him in here all right let me cancel this real quick get Carlos too let me invite fluffy and the rebel Daddy get Lexi in here uh listen online well is it Carlson the bubble Dottie and fluffy are online oh fluffy whip uh uh Twinkies is in competitive in a game fluffy didn't join me sent him another invite no she hates us so much and rubble's body is quick play in the queue should I wish for some sort of rubble die do you hate can we play or what yeah something like that very aggressive because it was in all caps but whatever oh it just got [ __ ] deleted by sauce for your stop playing OverWatch Bravo daddy full five already sorry my boy oh Rubble daddy got a five stack wow wow five say anyways you want to play OverWatch Jacob can we get one more person in this party I'm possibly fluffy or zany zeenie would be good in this game zinny's in the game can we wait till she's done and see if she'll join our party yeah to send her a few messages letting her know so you're like 10 messages so she knows yeah which is under um we're Parting Up We're we we are party uh please please please enjoying our party after your epic game that should do it foreign thing is we should get one more in here where's your brother he's gonna join at 11 30. dude he's gonna be on it like that like oh my God so let's just start with Adam then we need one more player we need to see me this is gonna join their party you think so yes I thought she hated us you think she hits us I thought she did she played with this even though she hates us well she probably won't want to play with us if she hates us why I mean why does everybody else hate us t-rexy freaking Carlos what they do yeah you're right you're right dude with a flag of [ __ ] American Pride give me some [ __ ] dude you're right you're right man America probably got nothing now dude there's nothing I got nothing on that American Pride there's this thing is American Pride anymore that's a problem you still got it what do you want me to leave a flag that has rainbows and dicks and [ __ ] no way man the good old red white and blue wave the red white and blue give me something give me something to weigh the red white and blue I'll tell you what I'll tell you what you want me to leave the red white and blue right sure do give me something why one reason why we can play competitive on the Nintendo switch that's the reason right there you're right oh all right oh [ __ ] I almost fell over Dude oh [ __ ] oh this is bad dude I'm in not a good mood are you recording this Jacob yeah I got it on camera oh please no okay I'll turn the camera off no big deal man all right camera's off well I have a recording so I don't know what's up with that but I never really spread the [ __ ] hold on who are we playing playing competitive Crackdown oh we're playing a bit of OverWatch no I'm not oh I want to play Break never mind hold on hold on I'll play breaks with you hold on they gotta leave this live here okay how do I join you like this I'll show you here I sent you an invite Z said um sorry I'm in a group already enjoyed my game oh wait I can't do anything fluffy is in my game citizens of the medium T-Rexes in my game T-Rex is gonna join dude T-Rex is gonna join T-Rex is gonna do it just get your ideas bro should I send her a message like what the [ __ ] whisper T-Rex in the menu for the group leader foreign what the [ __ ] ing do not have me Discord um what the [ __ ] though foreign yeah you know what dude I'm getting sick of all these people not joining our game to be honest oh yeah um unranked and [ __ ] quickly and we are where I'm at foreign foreign Gunk on these oars [Music] Here We Go Again Shields up my gone I'm sorry but right here is the best hero so that's who I must choose oh foreign oh my God I'd say about emergency everybody oh I'm not true just yet you go in the escalator boy or what dude oh he's on the escalator way dude right side where's the [ __ ] [ __ ] where it said right side right side all right oh go away everybody go right Through Your brave recuperate regret rear right rear bright real bright or you're right everybody we could break up again oh my God he's puffing oh oh my God he's pumping all you better get some build that bro oh you're right right oh my journey continues there is still more to my tail coming ahead I'm never tired what the [ __ ] debate this [ __ ] hey fluffy where's Fluffy yeah dude she was jacking him off what's up with the Discord dude what you want to get her in here yeah I want to get everybody in there um hold on where the [ __ ] is my server mm-hmm what the [ __ ] is this server why do we only have two people in here oh my gosh I think it's because they hate us you're right but what the [ __ ] White Jacob I know we're kind of [ __ ] but I'm not yeah you were like the nicest person you know mm-hmm ah post post to any of your ministers right now then are you that nice will you post 200 of them no problem hey start the game Jamie says start the game or she's leaving Jamie fluffy oh my online girlfriend oh really I'm sorry I thought you were all into that since the four [ __ ] dude I'm sorry it's okay man just don't do it again you know I have a really good luck on like what's popular and [ __ ] yeah of course this stream is popular I'll tell you that much don't know why My Stream popping off I think is it I I don't even know uh I'm playing tank okay um uplibrating her just go figure Zach plays Reinhardt do you hear that everyone to be expected at this point my subscriber said that they knew it they knew you would [Music] differences tomorrow people like I think on an eighth bro they took the point oh they have the point dude we've been [ __ ] much bro foreign [Applause] thank you attention [ __ ] you got this bro hold on to the point don't move off the point be on the plane piano on the point this is the turtle uh though foreign [Music] again and wait how far on the point drop on the point all right we gotta make a comeback man we gotta come on their backs this round you know what I'm saying bro dude oh barely bro we did barely we had him we didn't come on their backs dude we should have pinned them then [ __ ] them we should have [ __ ] them when we had the chance we didn't become mother Braxtons it's funny man I play red hair dude you just play Reinhardt where does the come on some backs all right well yeah he comes all over foreign [Applause] take the barrel break take the barrel raccoon Rage Against the Machine bro I'm getting her bad dude I don't deserve to be alive because I'm a dead man that's [ __ ] up I've been knocked down before can we retake it or what oh yeah thank you thank you there is no challenge I cannot face me [Music] foreign 's too late yeah I'll make you group leader because um not in this room now what did you just call me I got you an answer an instigator no an ant eater uh integer oh you did not you exported [Laughter] I got math jokes bro you're [ __ ] editor I'm not I'm not get off my case tell me how your exponent how are you an exponent at all you little [ __ ] yeah I'm just [ __ ] around do you oh the bike Queen is playing online or she playing I don't know you want to live there ask her if she wants to join our game of OverWatch is she playing or what I hope so the Viva Queen seek out there immediately which I said or want to play OverWatch with us what'd she say is she Chapman you no she said yes she said yes immediately you better give her a bunch of links right now give her a bunch of links the links you want me to send your links like sausage links thanks bro nice bro my golf foreign battery low battery low foreign foreign I'm not waiting eight minutes I'm gonna go play paladins bye there are you like that my way to aim is to play game I'm going to flip out us he'll be back no we'll be going [Music] I'll be with the in paladins for you guys soon we just started we found a game we're gonna have fun we're playing new Bonnie all right so turn it up so you can hear it I hate you guys and uh also I'm gonna go make more food because I hate you guys make some more sausages bro please Channel 9 News [Applause] capture laughs come on [Music] [ __ ] thank you foreign thank you foreign questions thank you God thank you what up all right I should cook a pizza or what yeah if I get your pizza that will bring you more views make it short a pizza yeah make the YouTube short of that pizza all right hold on no all right let me just make a pizza all right [Music] thank you see that video I sent you on your phone foreign my gone Jake what's up hey man did you make that pizza short yet I I got pieces of [ __ ] that's already happening dude dude we cut them off last time you should have been there [Music] I [ __ ] up my keyboard those sorts of [ __ ] racing [ __ ] dude [Music] you have no idea how bad I [ __ ] this [ __ ] up dude I've been up to watch it my [ __ ] that's it I [ __ ] my keyboard up should you sit on it or something I just put rice all over it oh my gosh she did not distill rice all over it bro I was like the number one thing you don't want to do to a keyboard spill the rice on it let me ask you this why did you spill rice on it you think it was going to give you some kind of edge over the competition because it's not how that works bro sometimes I wash my hands are they gonna help with this at all yeah just keep them washed keep them scrubbed up man yeah I'm about to watch this [ __ ] um Mass path everybody get on this mess Pad but we can look again so we can Lemay all this [ __ ] [ __ ] oh wow that looks horrible thank you [Applause] thank you [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] foreign foreign just see Jacob no just seen that here Zach Jacob Jessie's at work dang it uh Zach what do you want to play paladins man we're gonna play collagens now uh are we thanks man you gotta stay up late tonight or what I'm draining off my uh huge wet pad yeah dry it off bro I spilled I spilled rice all over Dude yeah show me it nice little rice all over it yeah I want to see no you don't want to see it it had rice delivery dude I know that's my thing I can bring back the pad now though Maybe okay it's not that way let's see [Applause] what path what path foreign ER at dude what does that work man where's yours at um I don't have a brother oh okay if you did have one we'll already be at holy [ __ ] rapping hippie rapping yeah that makes sense gonna make a Youtube short of you rapping you want that I think everybody wants that I think I've been seeing that in their comments that they want YouTube shorts that you're wrapping oh my God well it better [ __ ] pop up then what the [ __ ] are we doing we're rapping on YouTube shorts no it's gross it's five we're locating these keys they want to be hit anyways yeah that's crap dude you want to be rhymed you want to be sick you want to know what I see in a sick flick and then stand dude you recording that [ __ ] yeah I think so let me see yeah stop recording start recording should I stop and start again yeah go ahead and stop and start it gotta capture 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