okay what shall I play what kind of deck shall I play like Undead should I do the Quest for the death knight I've never done it I could do that on stream again it's probably got nice voice acting and stuff check it out how do I play it um yes solo Adventures join me on the path of the death knight Yeah March of the death note and then I can make a Reno death knight my power back after I'm done did you get folders gate three no we'll wait till it's edible yeah both I'm gonna play a little bit of this though thank you all right prologue March of the Lich King yeah [Music] I was the prince of lordaeron when the undead Scourge came to my land and butchered my people I swear revenge on the architect of the Carnage dreadlord malganus hi the demons and claimed the deadly was running blade I'm playing uh Hearthstone weapon of unimaginable power to wield such a weapon comes at Great cost but I would make any sacrifice to avenge my people artists I have been waiting for you you young prince malganis you will pay for what you did to my people all right let's see what cars I got here anything good the light protects me [Music] remains of the Fallen a source of Limitless power the dark lord told me nothing will prevent me from having my revenge demon reporting for Jews reporting for Duty back to your homes [Music] frostmourne there's hungers for blood so you've taken up Frost moon phase left just as the dark lord said you would save your breath malganus I heed only Frost more now mostly I'll make sure you suffer the battle good good with frostmorning hand you will be the first of my death Knights Prince arthas I'll make sure the battle the battle the battle job's done thank you hear the voice of the Lich King his power flows through that blade I can feel him whisper to me now okay [Applause] reporting for Duty all right foreign he tells me the time for my Vengeance has come what he can possibly mean to foreign [Applause] [Music] Ed me to return home to lordaeron to seek the remains of kel'thazad a necromancer I had slain in my battle against the scourge he would teach me to unlock my full power as a death knight foreign [Music] cards have a rune value this matters only during deck building it has no effect during the game thank you who are we hitting today I will not let you defile these lands stand aside and I'll make sure you die quickly these Citadel stand strong even in death my soldiers shall prove useful [Music] stop this madness [Music] Mountain [Music] s this dark magic will lead the world to ruin arthas that's the idea old man let's go [Music] [Music] all right blood magic will not save you from the light boy [Music] to your homes [Music] your father ruled this land for decades and you've grounded to dust in a matter of days very dramatic oother embrace [Music] let me light the way [Music] Rihanna making monstrosities evil has truly consumed you eternity [Music] [Music] no more tasty I'll make sure finding the lives of the innocent is this the kind of monster you are now two arms men [Music] honest I dearly hope there's a special place in hell waiting for you arthas we may never know Uther I intend to live forever [Music] all right [Applause] Luther's men proved useful in swelling the ranks of my Undead we marched through the forests of quailthalas towards the great elf city of Silvermoon I sought the sunwell a font of mystical energy and the source of the elves Immortal powers there I would raise kel'thuzad as a lich no Army had ever broken through the gates of Silvermoon before but no death knight like me had ever tried arthas versus Sylvanas ah wondrous Eternal quell from us I haven't been here since I was a boy you are not welcome here Prince I advise you to turn back now [Music] oh Unholy death has come to your land Ranger do your worst the elf gate is protected by our most powerful enchantments you shall not pass Ed shock Arrow [Music] so great [Music] raise all the undead you wish Prince no enemy will ever break through our gates these lands will fall soon enough [Applause] that feels good thank you [Music] run for help you cannot stand against the inevitable curse your monsters our first gate has been destroyed won't get new bones [Applause] Warriors of Silvermoon defend the city show them the true strength of quilt the Lost more defenses its Ranger is beginning to vex me greatly Citadel Stands Strong run for help [Music] did you really believe this plan would work Death Knight I've grown tired of these delays are useful years of the Arcane search Within Me so much [Music] [Music] done [Music] [Music] survived rise my Warriors now we make our final advance [Music] laughs [Music] it is beyond my reach my salute your bravery elf but this battle is over then I'll make my stand here butcher finish it I deserve clean After all you've put me through the last thing I'll give you is the piece of death no you wouldn't damn [Applause] following my Triumph at the sunwell the Lich King called out to me for Aid the Demon Hunter Illidan stormrage had laid Siege to The Frozen Throne where my Master's Soul was kept in an icy prison the Lich King's power was mine I would have it but one last adversary stood in my way thank you just need to fight one more of these dudes and I get the Lich King everybody hmm what are you playing Hearthstone I don't know you can be electrical that night well that's what class is Lich King is a death knight that's cute OverWatch yeah all right OverWatch foreign one punch man skin for my doomfist dude the low 50 then yes uh all right I get you with this Evite where you at Nintendo switch today I have a lot of food over here man there she is how I wasn't playing Hearthstone I was jumping OverWatch I was like damn yeah I'm not you gonna play Phase he was on what Jacob I can't hear him I was on apex [ __ ] rocket League what the [ __ ] you were playing rocket League no Jacob don't lie down we'll be right there oh actually I don't have my hot spot activated I'd rather play I'd rather play rocket League than Apex rocket league is actually not that bad of a game I don't but I can get it could you I can get it bro oh could you you don't believe me bro how long have you known me FaZe what kind of earbuds are you using Apple One airpods they suck dude get rid of them crap cradle crippled crapple is more like it they sound absolutely terrible and Jacob what kind of your airpods are using what kind of headset you're using yeah they sound amazing dude what are they cool okay yeah exactly so phase why the [ __ ] are you using those trash ass crackle pods dude yeah but he's got such evos it's like 50 bucks you have a hundred fifty dollar ones in a week or four um he stole them dude he's badass like that yeah it's not good I'm not gonna have it ended up in jail that sucks did I add sachivos those were nice I don't know where my airplane my Bloods are yeah they're pretty easy to lose man they always break them you know they just wear out and then yeah finally they used to be thank you yeah especially those are nice hey dude what's up how you doing yeah what are we playing for the game Battlefield Battlefield fantastic for sound qualifying rocket League can you hear me yeah you're not lagging dude that's just how it is in this game mode Hannah yeah silly oh my god dude this is associated I can't respond oh this is a discouragement all right so you never got that hot tub though right now playing OverWatch [Music] she read a letter to him or something dude it's [ __ ] up foreign by reviewing their crappy policy yeah I think it was just a advertising motivated like uh makes sense yeah it's shitty dude should do a deep dive on another YouTube channel and do that please stop um I think California foreign dude the console players have it rough huh yeah we'll be getting it on to the early mall but it's an infection I'm gonna Rebecca you know that song yeah yeah it takes it back can you find it i n f e c oh okay I need a code you know the code or not oh you just type it into custom games I can find it right now infection never mind we found it real again are you ready for some blizzard World action boys dude is that a real place should be we should go summer vacation I don't think it's gonna happen with other sexual allegation lawsuits going on dude foreign it'd have to be like Activision Blizzard's world oh my gosh jokes it's gonna get that Call of Duty VR dude yo they come out with them y'all no I'm saying they would need like a Call of Duty VR uh sort of thing dude if Call of Duty came out was VR it would freaking catapult VR into the Forefront like everybody loves Call of Duty man they made that stupid freaking the Battle Royale version of VR oh my gosh did everybody would be fire NVR tomorrow okay oh my God [Music] phase time to swap Hopkins yeah take that you dumb [ __ ] I'm on point it's gonna let you back up enough Joe Winston's coming yes you got two points on it that's pretty good [Music] the whole thing thank you all right normally switched no you got two texts man ticks bro you got two tickets stop hanging out in the grass how do you play Genji on the controller do you got the claw grip going or what I use paddles oh you hear this guy he's got the elite controller oh you sick little monkey s [Music] Stacy suicide on the Tracer oh baby [Music] that's just how I do bro kill the monkeys Focus that monkey down he's [ __ ] everything up slow oh foreign baby [Music] what do you have lucky one to show you [Music] thank you Dad [Music] kill the Reaper the green reaper all right thank you funky's love Reaper's half monkeys really well don't be our cart I got it help our help our uh regroup the group it's very good place monkey hop [Music] which is low I'm about to die [Music] oh my God that may just face what the [ __ ] [Music] you walled me off face I didn't mean to you okay this isn't Hearthstone this isn't Hearthstone um Advanced alien gaming nice to see you here you couldn't resist the Hearthstone huh [Music] of my player of the game I wasn't even watching it yeah it feels really good man was it good LOL one that will be talked about for it ages now I guess I have time to clip it now that uh we ain't gonna be in Cube for 10 minutes oh this is what are you hopping on Jesse he's on break bro oh you're a break mlcc Major League Cloud Chasers you said Chaka Khan yeah break time what do you say lazy so the Mad genius have to say yeah break time there's a pit move right there taking a three-hour break on a six hour shift oh [ __ ] up but I'm editing so it's kind of hard to hear you what'd you say Jacob that's a pit move taking a three-hour break on a six hour shift oh yeah [Music] can't move slow oh you would agree that that is hello hello the rest is just wandering around eating pizza [Music] hello yeah thanks Eddie's only work two hours today but the court records reflect that Jesse only is going to work four hours today go he's [ __ ] everything up I maybe have two more hours in the tank then you'll have to hibernate as if I hyper being someone ask him if he's willing to play the sons of the forest today uh Jacob butts it down if you're loading up sons of the forest today yes when I get home yeah when he gets home that is it can't move that's two pit moves in a row he's going for the pimp combo which would eventually unlock the paper score multiplier pimps score multiplying 12 pm Commandments foreign guys check them out that one's for you Jacob yeah we're going to see any live action here Zach or what any live action let's see what it's all about you can watch my shorts we gotta wait for the queue though all of us so are you falling asleep before I get home or n a slow um you got a lot of clips of your play of the game oh yeah hey let's see here the YouTube shorts so yeah Boom headshot man Boom headshot man you're sucking them up bro roadhog Road I'm like it was jacking you off bro I know that monkey wanted me bad I thought you said you uploaded too I did strickson OverWatch okay and I'll upload another one right now if we do good for real should I play Reinhardt yeah I [ __ ] hate this you should buy whoever your heart tells you to play oh but reinhardt's so good Jack what is wrong with you giving that daddy soda and Taco Bell free sponsorship they better pay you for that this is like the cup for water I don't know why backup plans I like your smile on the skin you have smell against my name [Applause] whatever um foreign all right hello it's my team at bro oh let me see [ __ ] [Music] ahead foreign [Music] [Music] oh yeah I mean understand [Music] all right nice the revive bro anything tell you can [ __ ] find the wrong holy [ __ ] no problem thank you for some food Luke foreign oh [ __ ] is nice chips 28-6 and on YouTube I'm not sure what do you control what thank you [Music] oh what a waste foreign foreign [Music] [Music] that's it for Taco Bell taco hell foreign [Music] I I can't even turn on ads yet even if I wanted to ages foreign see you later hi I was just about to read some of this book I was getting bored too where are your PPE tennis said Flint hesitantly as the band neared the same the newcomers bearded face split in a wide grin he held open his arms and before the dwarf could stop him and go flit in a hug that lifted him off the ground the dwarf clasped his old friend close to for a brief incident then remembering his dignity squirmed and freed himself from the half elves embrace hell he's putting us in a custom game download yes I was reading a book phase where is next what book am I reading Jacob come on back into the bottom partly because of this one's laggy ass server dude what is this is this the Gay Pride of OverWatch or what keep reading all right I doubt there are many who remember us Tana said this sturdy sake this sturdy is stockings friend fondly time doesn't pass for you and me it'll dwarf as it does for humans five years is a long time for them a few moments for us then he's you haven't changed the same can't be said of others Flint's sat back down I'm gonna say perfectly hey what's up guy for how you doing congrats on 700. thanks goiper BTW what the heck was on with that other screen what other stream what are you talking about those are acting wild or what the third one from the current one hmm yet did you know this get enough subscribers bro that's not that hard yeah this was a long stream it was just like one that was very weird I fall asleep on stream I didn't even watch it yet [Music] is that what you were talking about Jacob fell asleep on stream I was tired thank you that's next you up the game no so as we left the grill somebody already filled your spot I mean you are still in the lobby what yeah I'm looking at the main menu you're still in my my party this game with me oh now we're just updated all right that's the game you ready for some paladins anyways dude yes without interested foreign what's up uh what's up dude how you doing LMAO good Clues clouds you're jumping on Paladin does yours take a million nothing like a good cup of sweaty balls am I right or am I right hello I'm with sweaty balls mug laughs oh you're level 15 you're good for comp dude let's get my party you're not my party I did okay I did that I did it I did it yeah okay let's see if we can play comp are own at least 15 or higher on at least 16 champions what level am I [Music] how do I check oh I'm like level 21. [Music] I guess need to buy more Champions dude how many do I have are you at Boulders yet well I only have 12. drogos probably by drogos next dude it's a good plan thank you Siege choose your champion customize your champion you play tank right now for me yeah yeah you girl you know I'm gonna play what do you want to play you know I'm gonna play bring the [ __ ] Ruckus for the work hello it's so 2008 oh my God oh Pirates of the Caribbean dude we're playing Blackbeard I'm playing Davy Jones and the Temple of poontang now you got a problem with it dig it up with the freaking judge freaking thought so ghost feather reporting who's gonna get the most damage the battle is about to begin foreign let the battle begin on the objective enemy has drawn First Blood brother killings for free I need to get back the Halo [Music] that's a little better true kindness [Music] oh my God [Music] three like this my life returns [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] 30 seconds [Music] 15 seconds remaining ten nine life seven six five four three two one [Music] heck y good how's it going Jacob you [ __ ] them up with her little barrels yeah you see that man Point spawning in 15 seconds okay check out my score at the end of this game five four three two one [Music] share this [Music] killing spree okay [Music] [Music] daddy Never Dies how'd you fall off the bat Jacob we need to get back oh man I got pushed off [Music] [Music] what are the dots that the Indian people have on their heads what is that dots yeah they felt like red dots on their forehead enemy double kill [Music] I need to get back Untouchable in this round are you tearing up um I don't know exactly it falls off or what man it's kind of hard to take that one [ __ ] is like going up in my grill you want me to do something about it I don't know what can you do a little pee on there like it's nobody's [ __ ] business color s [Music] Kennedy Rampage thank you yeah we're not gonna keep him in point dude whatever changed I did check out my stats on this round all right let me check yes no Jack and these fools off probably the best shot I've ever played dude didn't get a single freaking amount of damage on me I'm gonna get a single headed wait you have zero dude I was like a ghost man I was like freaking Untouchable man they didn't hit me at all that round we just jumping off the map or yeah Jacob or my death count 18 dude look at that I offered myself 18 times in one round no wonder we were doing so pretty impressive [ __ ] Jacob it was funny man uh looking and I still did I still did good man I'm like I got half the points that rock cell did you take a screenshot of this dude what the [ __ ] um I was jacking myself off and spawn laughs for under what you want to do it too no what the [ __ ] her mom will be funny dude the whole team just killing ourselves no [Music] he wanted to go do that on OverWatch yeah you want to do that in OverWatch that'd be funny yeah let's go do that let's go play get into some competitive I don't want to play if we're gonna throw dude come on now I hope this plan to have fun so whatever is fun let's do that that doesn't sound fun to me though I thought it was funny dude it was like way funnier than just playing the game regularly it was fun you had a good laugh you got yourself a nice little screenshot very simple story to tell for the rest of your life man you'll find divinity yeah you wanna play that jack off again pretty sure you yeah dude last time I went to go play Divinity you fell asleep dude on my five minute drive over to my computer oh yeah what's up with that man Evike will you play him he said OverWatch and I forgot throw out of my throat why not let's play uh divinity and let me win no unit you like that let's go over once then we'll go hide and seek hide and seek I thought you were gonna get Rocket League dude will that take too long yeah probably take like a minute or two let's see how many gigs is it [Music] [Music] T-Rex is competitive in a game dude foreign so what we doing here man rocket League all right let me make sure my lip did hold on where's my rocket League I think I have a download don't I anything good on the free store what you got from me free games did fall guys go free to play can you download that maybe you do is for free hell yeah dude I don't know let me make sure I have a rocket League install Ed for this [ __ ] back you know how it is man you hurt him now so this is my library I know you know I need to update it though because you've done it you've done it before man you know I'm just a small little update Jacob nothing to panic about forever connecting connecting I don't know why you like this game so much what game don't like it that much that's why I want to play Fall Guys and four guys we should just get Boulder skate buy it for me dude three well those get three don't go hitting one or two it's like 60 bucks isn't it yeah 60 bucks [ __ ] that [ __ ] in my hand if that money doesn't show then you oh we owe me yo yeah open the face you're sad that I asked myself 18 times when my last game was when he quit that's it goes down to watch our team lose so badly what what channel has the capacity to off themselves now Jacob you're not just gonna kill yourself this time right oops Tracer and do what I do best foreign foreign [Music] got a got a fish swimming on the skateboard using sweatpants [Music] [Applause] [Music] on my butt s [Music] [Music] can you hear it or no through YouTube that have been like really helpful in figuring out what works uh as a good We're not gonna talk about that but uh people like thought underscore gamer and uh stands I I don't know his whole name so I'm just gonna say stands uh but he's he's helping me with like a camera I was on a different stream so I'm coming back okay gotcha but yeah luckily I found a bunch of people to help perfectly cool gaming yeah what's up t-e-l-e-n-o-x hey I even know yeah uh thoughtful thought on wait yeah thought underscore gamer uh helped me build my PC and it's freaking amazing uh got a good setup I have the uh the audio setup so it's pretty much like something that I'd never need to upgrade on again it's like it's like a perfect audio build I'm happy with everything Telly will you make subnautica um maybe maybe you could be like something I revisit but like still I don't think that there's much subnautica stuff that's trending so it wouldn't get much reach I don't think I remember when I did the subnautica video was that like when we had 200 subscribers or something that was like it was like really uh it was like when the channel was a lot smaller I'm in 200 to 400 or something like that nice shot it's the same [Music] stay close bro foreign not feeling like gaming or what um yeah that started a long time ago Dude got booted out [ __ ] oh my gosh Discord apparently I don't know again great foreign [Applause] foreign [Music] [Music] 30 seconds 30. should I leave this game Jacob yeah you got rocket League download or the other game yeah [Music] oh so they did two you want to play ball no I'm good too good at that ball I've already mastered old triple final you there dude mm-hmm okay when's the next uh miniature tutorial coming man we're gonna get some new 3D prints oh [ __ ] man I had um her mom's friend wants me to print a broncosaurus for her kid thing is like 16 inches freaking tall man it's like 24 inches long six inches wide it's got like a city on its back hmm she said she'll give me 20 bucks for it I don't think she realizes that's like 40 dollars of resin dude and like a hundred hours of work so how much would you commission it for like 200 bucks 300 bucks yeah people are selling the same model between the 150 and 250. foreign foreign [Applause] does like reactions on movies dude we should do that I don't know but we should do it she just plays like little clips from it she doesn't play the whole movie because then it would get monetized but I could edit it like that oh my goodness I said yeah she watched like Terminator 2 Judgment what about South parks oh South Park episode yeah that'd be good that'd be shorter to editor man I don't care which episode we watched dude that'd be hilarious I'd love to edit that come on you got to buy some food [Laughter] yeah let's do it dude all right you started are you gonna watch it on stream yeah just Spirits me all right are we backing out of this to do that then yeah let's do that this thing's taking forever man it's like going off and I go do other things you know yeah all right which episode is Japan and then it's like and then you're like hey man you got kicked out I'm like from what yeah the games it started I was like I have 15 minutes I've been waiting and I get kicked out because I didn't realize it started that's how I just get distracted dude I'm looking for some Pokemon it's like what do they want you to do it just [ __ ] sit in the lobby and stare at the screen until it's ready you know yeah um how do I find this episode what episode is it I just played it so let me let me check I'm in like uh I'll have the season and everything I just played it bro yesterday I was gonna figure out how I'll be able to edit this I guess how would I edit it I would have to overlay the episode yeah just do a screen and screams so it's in season three and it's episode nine or ten but I can't play the whole episode yeah just make clips yeah I'll just have to make sure I'm on to it oh season three episode 11. so funny man so funny you know freaking South Park is reckless man I don't care who they are from they don't give a [ __ ] I'm gonna get painted I gotta shoot foreign season three episode 11. write it down I had a client once who was a respiratory care nurse during the height of the covid-19 pandemic better help quite literally I think provided her what she needed in an acute way she has an Apple Jacks bro and I was grateful to have been able to yeah gobble's back because you know she was she was a hero not me you know like Denzel Washington says I'm gonna drive you a while Sandy you want to see something really cool of course you're doing recon work on her anniversary I was really open to avoid that at this time yes so how should I edit this though I should have it like oh [ __ ] I should have this probably be on my second monitor and then on this monitor I can just put my face on it and then I'll just add in some clips all right that works The Longest Yard bro [Music] s [Applause] put the volume up man all right hold on somebody came in my chat uh where's my chat at what the [ __ ] I'm going downstairs [Music] come on can you hear it all right you gotta turn your volume up I got no volume about Minecraft PPG doing about Minecraft Jimbo games do I turn up the volume so hot what is it Aaron man I can't hear it oh this is a good test doesn't work together so everybody else does because then I'll be okay can't it wait till tomorrow hon what's up Comet how you doing but ma'am [Music] I had to get to Chicago one good WBY I'm doing okay coming out right dude the volume is not working bro sucks that was our whole plan you were gonna say [ __ ] A bunch and poke on my own all right I fixed it oh God damn it hey badass hey dick hole I guess you saw the commercial too yep I got rooster lamb Chon [Music] I got my pancake Kenny I think it is my favorite that's the last one Kenny Kenny honestly I don't see what they find so amusing about those things they're so strange where are they from that's some new big thing from Japan I'll tell you those Japanese really know how to Market to kids I've got to collect Pokemon I've got I've got them all so I can become real Crunch and Poker Master oh I ordered team Pokemon I am a girl whatever I'm talking about super hot okay Kenny I'll change me for your opinion hey dude what are those what are these they're cheap Pokemon huh you don't appear to have any chimpago mine no but look I just got this sweet cyborg dildo hasn't been Pokemon you can complete the primary main objective what's the primary main objective you don't even know what the primary means yeah the identity of the evil power will be revealed until auction Pokemon are connected by Royal Crown to Pogo Master what yeah give me the times dude mom dad can I have money to buy some Pokemon what's a chin Pokemon I'm not sure why do you need one I don't know well then the answer is no Kyle you just got money to buy your cyborg Bill doll yeah but cyber bill is totally gay now please Mom everybody else has some Pokemon well Kyle that's not a reason to buy something that's come and go and the chipokomon is obviously nothing more than a fad you don't have to be a part of it in fact you can make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers I'm not going to be a part of this fad because I'm an individual do you understand yes yes I do dad now let me tell you how it works in the real world in the real world I can either get a gym Pokemon or I can be the only kid with that one which singles me out and causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass good point here's ten dollars thanks wait here's 20. get one for yourself mm-hmm there you go son I honestly don't know what you see in these things neither do I one two pause it right here all right a little does Kyle Noah dude I don't care is about the Pokemon stuffed animals anymore it's all about the special to Pokemon video game now and he's yet to find that out but at least um down with America reflects on the um keeping up with the Joneses you know mentality by American people it's a never-ended cycle of consumerism no oh you didn't get a better team Pokemon game controller the big question is primary does it ever lead to being happy Japanese girlfriend talks did you know that can he die here Kenny has a seizure all right [Music] there's a little crippled for the rest of the show this is my favorite part dude you know this part so hot I want to know what the hell you people are doing with these dolls talking about bringing down American governments and all I am president and this is Mr Jose nice to meet you we understand you have big concern about our fine product well yes do you mind telling me what the hell this is about out well that is so strange I do not know how this could happen but let's assured I will make sure it does not happen again well now come on I don't think that that quite satisfies me you are American yeah yeah oh you must have very big penis can you what you're up to with these toys nothing we are very simple people with very small penis Mr Jose penis is especially small is so big so big penis well I guess it is a pretty good size man has a very big penis hard Japanese names dude well it's Dubai thank you for stopping by where's your garlic and German penis mm-hmm yeah what you guys just witnessed was the funniest the funniest part in the entire episode probably the funniest thing that ever happened in mankind I have to clip that part in touch and shoot his penis ES you're not the only one that suffers from problem gambling a million other Californians oh wow problem gambling one million people can't skip this but there's a way out there is why wouldn't you want to man to get some real help Metro offers MLS season pass on us yeah yeah oh yeah it says it on the poster it's really Rush man dollars now at Metro when you know what you're looking for you pursue it and with the Delilah the pursuit for your statement is no exception it's time you had a proven choice to help restore what's yours absolura is the first and only FDA approved prescription treatment for non-segmental video steroid free cream that you can apply yourself absolute can lower your ability yeast infections commercial and people taking Jack Inhibitors serious infections increased risk of death lymphoma other Cancers and major cardiovascular I don't get dude whether they do an advertising for something like that it's such like a small percentage of people that have that repigmentation maybe it's been like millions of dollars like to reach the freaking one percent of the one percent of the population that has the credit score everybody else just doesn't need it how many [ __ ] ads I have to watch all this [ __ ] [Music] oh it's got this neat little tracker on it too it says like hey man we block like a gazillion ads which you know estimates to about like 700 hours you didn't have to watch all right I think I'm just gonna end it here guys makers of the world can I rewind it rewind it we can go to their website all right let's check this out now and sweat and for the ultimate bladder leaks come in styles for good at nicks.com which one's your favorite man oh it's over stallions found diamond skill seven hey I'm gonna take you a brew store and put it in this bag where it will flourish or expire depending on fate hey is that a good idea roosters aren't like you shouldn't enemies they have in the heart for such Endeavors oh oh are those good moral values I don't know what the hell they're talking about dude you were gonna freak when it gets back to the classroom with Mr Garrison so funny robots or what I don't know but I suddenly kind of want to own them all Randy we can't allow our son to watch this stuff well it's not like it's vulgar or violence no but it's a what battle of the Network stars did to an entire generation [Music] haven't made any money yet what you've been out here all weekend how are we gonna raise money to get into the Pokemon Camp I'm the one who's been standing out here with this gay guitar like a goddamn heavy all weekend one of you two [ __ ] done we can't do anything Kenny still hasn't come out of a seizure I got it I got my Pokemon game controller he just tapped as he cries get with the program calf yeah nobody plays such a Pokemon video games anymore Camp I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all so we'll see you there I dude did you just say I yeah you know like Lauryn Hill right oh my God that's so yesterday yeah dude nobody says I need more what it's not cool either hey [Music] bring it to everyone's attention because honestly we don't know how to feel well I'm letting Eric go to the camp I mean it seems to me this two Pokemon thing is just another harmless fan yeah we told Kylie could go if he did all his chores and he did yeah I'm not sure this blatant commercialism is good for our boys well you know how it is the more they're gonna love them you're right Sheila I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go until they get sick of it sure apparently they've been doing these camps in every city around the country how bad can they be get out of the way move it can you see anything dirty it's starting I've got to buy it I've got your fire is my own this is the gym Pokemon cup our hearts Kenny what is the primary main objective destroy the evil power big twist [Music] that's right Japan is in its history and it is based on that history that Vision again rise to the dominant one power is this cool they're not I can't tell it is again how you roll the Rising Sun to [ __ ] tour in the sky one Japan one Society we will begin with a language and the exercise skills [Music] this is my favorite part right here [Music] no goddammit it's 18. judge is 18 years and son for the last time my name is not cheers and you all better start talking in a manner that I can understand [Music] get it [Laughter] [Music] we can only speak one at a time now Mr Garrison you were saying I can't take it mayor you have to put it into this chimp Poco Camp my son hasn't made any sense in days I tell you mayor of these Japanese are trying to change our American children somehow all right people Mr Hirohito and Mr oh say we're nice enough to stop by to talk to you gentlemen toy company are very concerned about your concerns that is why we make gym Pokemon Camp well how is it good we don't understand what the point of your product is there is nothing to worry about we are Japan to a company are in all of your large penis what you Americans have such humongous penis well I guess that's true true well he's got a point there well I guess that settled I'm sorry we took your time gentlemen oh no thank you another chance to be in same room with big American penis nice guys whatever that's not funny man you lose your sense of humor I know this chimpuku man fat is causing a lot of problems but I think we've already found a solution you have children are fickle all we have to do is come up with a new pad we find the next toy and turn them all onto it as soon as possible now of course that's a great idea but what toy [Music] you tell us which toy interests you the most now watch carefully hey kids do you like gym Pokemon yeah well then you're gonna go wild for wildlife well wacky action bike is almost impossible to steer and to close in the dark I'm gonna try to ride it all day long but I'm gonna fail cause it's wow thank you okay here's the next one hey kids do you like gym Pokemon yeah then you're gonna love Alabama man [Music] you can take Alabama man to the bowling alley where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco wow with white ass and where he's been just use the action button an Alabama man bust her lip open [Music] it is oh dear well let's keep trying how about this you're not the only one that suffers from problem gambling a million no right one problem with a degree from Walden you can make an even greater difference for you and those around you Walden University knockout phase Europe's yearly Do or Die Battle Royale full of David's anger lives where the Dynamics have you seen anything like that the hair is on the hunt for some Hardware on this stage winning is all that matters so you wait for Champions League knockout rounds stream every match live exclusively on Paramount Plus you could say we're out of our minds who've done this for seven years in a row the circus is six months or more the big question for 2023 is whether partisan 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your penis wow what he mean is that old man in this town have very large penis can't you see what's happening they're just using that talk to distract you he doesn't really have a small penis oh shut him up my God is there nothing we can do wait a minute wait a minute I think I know the answer I know how to get our kids to stop laughing liking and now for a special announcement dude this person's the best part right concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States the new Japanese emperor Hirohito has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor I spoke with Mr Hirohito this morning and he assured me that I have a very large penis he said it was mad dinosaur and absolutely dwarfed his penis he assured me it was nearly microscopic in size my penis he said was most likely one of the biggest on the planet I applaud Mr Hirohito in his honesty thank you your plane we just came to support you we loved him Pokemon too it's super toy number one you like it I got shoe come on in let's try to battle your rooster with my Dawn it's a jig hey Stan look at my new bumper sticker Isn't that cool no oh dude anymore [Music] the best way to make our kids not like something is to like it ourselves you bet Stanley school anymore [Music] sometimes [Music] confused [Music] oh I'm sure glad this is all over him he's not dead yet well that was my idea all you have to do is make the call call 1-800 again depends some American conservatives like what they see a tremendous job [Music] what [Applause] yes are you gonna go over your parents I'm going to use my computer your computer okay [Music] you foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] my God so when are you going over to your mommy's house [Music] Jacob Jacob um dig up Jacob dude can I have a second um oh yeah you said you were talking to your hot ass asian girlfriend how's that going great she left me she's not leaving you dude she left me she said oh what man you're gonna go talk to Zach dude I'm trying to call you and be a hot ass asian girlfriend and I was like oh I'm sorry babe I'm sorry it won't happen again and then she's like you know what no and then she hung up that's what happened right now okay oh pretty much your fault okay sorry bro that's all right a big deal she'll come crawling back what was your super important question that uh got me dumb um yeah I don't know I forgot plastic background you gotta be honest if that's what got you dumb to kind of Dodge the bullet there I dozed the bullet dude I dodged the bullet we'll call her back dude call your hot Asian girlfriend back then I can't man I don't I don't have a long distance telephone yeah [Music] all right like that hey ma'am if the rules were in reversed you'd be freaking out on me right now I'll tell you that much all right my bad dude it's all right just don't ever do it again oh yeah I wanted to know when you were going to Mommy's house am I going to my mommy's house I'm going to my computer why are you gonna go you're gonna go take a nap then you're gonna go fall asleep for the rest of the night um no probably not I bet you are dude I bet you as soon as I get in that car you fall asleep it might take just a little nap she's close my eyes for a second so funny dude it was sitting there snoring on your mic you know I'm gonna have to start calling you right yeah call me wake me up no you know I'm gonna have to call you if you fall asleep on your mic again oh no no don't do it all right I guess I'll get started in this horrible edit that we decided to do for some reason if it doesn't complainer tremendous idea to just you know off myself through the whole entire game of paladins you get this wonderful screenshot and you get the story to tell for the rest of your life and then you're like okay like what can we do to get YouTube shorts because then I'm like all right well you know how everybody else just freaking comments on a bunch of bullshits that's not even theirs we can do that too the funniest South Park episode of all time we were like well I don't know what that is I'm like I know what it is it's a Pokemon Man episode 11 season three so I'm doing all this and you just starting to sound ungrateful Pokemon all right that works The Longest Yard bro [Music] nizzling a little worm I don't want to do better it's going to take too long no wonder she has 36 000 views on one of them not right now anyways I'll start at it again I guess foreign let's chop it down a little bit and I'm gonna have to like line it up with the oh man it's gonna be hard to do and then I'll just add in some cliffs all right that works The Longest Yard bro [Music] I'm finding this back [Applause] all right yeah I don't want to do this right now all right let's go make sure your Divinity is updated I'm gonna play that then all right let's just close my eyes for a minute all right call me in a minute I'm just gonna stay on the chat dude I got can I see for my phone you do oh y'all are you like a Secret Agent Man you ever see that dude let me show you that was so funny oh can we play my campaign I lovingly crafted on Divinity and you guys never played because you said it was garbage yeah no problem man I have to remember how to use it it's really intuitive divinity [Music] let me open my stem foreign dude [ __ ] up okay I can skip it yeah good foreign [Music] for your YouTube channel all right I want to send you a video and then you'll pretty much get the idea dude it's you commenting on other videos but like making fun of them like this one you ever see this one [Music] okay I don't know about that I can't remember how to play yeah I'm trying to figure out what's it dude it's funny I'm trying to figure out how to play this [ __ ] dude hold on hold on man oh don't ask me for help then foreign [Music] 's gone dude what the hell [Music] and it's so [ __ ] up I can't even remember I'm trying to remember how to use it my golf my gone my golf am I gone oh now I'm figuring it out yeah there you go man don't give up I'm looking for a bar I can't find a bar foreign foreign foreign how do I make them hostile I don't remember how to do that I just had it too yeah it's important foreign I got a little campaign ready for you to go hell yeah so we're talking about man and go over there the next guy my campaign ready dude first you can play it for like hours man what else two campaign true campaigns then I'll be happy foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] how do I save this enter Kirito foreign what did you say I quit the game oops I'm on my way I think they'll be awake by the time I get there yep I don't know that it's gonna take me like five minutes foreign record of staying awake these days [Music] okay foreign [Music] okay no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no ah did you make it I can't hear you over the primary threat first foreign okay foreign yep foreign are you ready to get [ __ ] up by my campaign dude good foreign [Music] take it back [Music] [Music] [Music] to me God thank you foreign hello what let's see if you investigative wow like two-thirds of the way the half of the panels and then they connect them all the way so they don't you know fires and then I spend some sometimes up there and we ordered a lot of stuff we did a lot of thinking about just like kind of sitting there thinking and trying to find it out I said no I have fun you know eating all the things that is that we're gonna need another 300 of this stuff look what I saw a little nicknames you know a little cramps and boxes and outlets and Breakers we wrote a bunch of new Breakers and there you go a lot of breaker yeah I got a whole bunch of them that I'm not going to be able to use he says you did this for the solar panels like this other happened iron um employment college and the need to proof battery research the other one out front is just that bird Kitty California thank you finally after a month away from um okay there huh you there yeah I'm here for the game or what are you going to bed well I'm here for you your mic sounds like kind of off though but yeah I had to connect it back to my headset what's up I think that's better back to the to the headset [Music] all right you ready to throw an online Arena or what I bet you made a campaign uh I was having trouble inviting they haven't traveled inviting people yeah I don't know how to do it I think you'll have to invite me brother operation will trigger The Return To Zero action leather to continue and confirm we Return to Zero please wait do not masturbate please Arena returning to zero calculating routes should I make one or you want to make one uh you make one dude you have that the campaign all right let me see if you can join that hold on yeah it's not a big deal dude that's easy they spend my ears all the time run smart scan now or later oh [ __ ] never broke I don't see no [ __ ] noise like invite failed the Lobby's visibility is set to nobody change your connectivity settings or use Direct Connect well uh that can be an issue class exactly right there man oh there we go I fixed it uh-huh I bet you then thank you I need to calibrate the bed Bros shoe shoe foreign stallion but that's exactly dude I have almost 500 hours in this game did you know that really that is that's a lot dude that's a [ __ ] running hours into this game man like you hope I like the campaign dude I am gonna love the campaign dude you don't even know how much I've been looking forward to this campaign all day is asking me to pre-order Boulders gate three stupid [ __ ] don't even know I have it they should get that game because nuts it's like this game but like 10 times better and halfway done isn't that funny yep ten times better run halfway down that's what my kids you online bro I live online bro dude I've been online place the red currants kind of looks like penguin doesn't show that you're online get it up you're gonna have to turn online mode activate here you go show us Offline that will have a horse is my my uh inbox all right I'm ready all right all right press shift the time through your fine let's see how this goes it's gonna go again I'm not gonna yell at you you didn't know that one all right no it's not gonna go foreign I'm surprised this game mode didn't catch on man especially during the pandemic when people can play like face to face okay I guess I'm just talking to myself today let's see how this goes all right where would you like to go uh I'm not even in yet dude I gotta get a character customers lizard wizard it under the wall thank you cool man all right enchanter oh she saw that dude it's gonna be like whoa she's so hot all right let's start start you still have points to spend oops let's go so would you like to go to the Green Light District yes where everything's a go and if it goes oh this is cool is that a map you got a map bro after this one I go to the path of exiles it's not done yet to fight the exalted ones oh my gosh you find yourself saving against yours they want your nuts you're not three one two nuts for each instruction by Joe nuts you'll nuts we want your nuts way strong or as you say huh I know what I must do I must make it rain on this horse get it it's a joke uh yeah I see you guys [ __ ] much easier since you never at home you killed one of them for that hilarious joke and this guy too if for maximum critical damage the most excellent now I go into the bush [Music] get it because we're talking about [ __ ] we're gonna have these boys take their turns [Music] your turn times two thousand those are my turn it's your multiple turns dude okay didn't think that you'd have to play all these characters huh I think there is a way to Prada the [ __ ] are coming for you what will you do it's coming when I'm around nothing because of my disabilities are you just like two already [Music] I can just intern you'll only do that for all these [ __ ] oh it's my [ __ ] oh I'm blocked off over here well something is weird like I can't see right my guy I can't like go I can't take my camera back to where my person is I can't cast this build this horse ah here we go I cast cold shoulder on these toys oh damn you got like [Music] oh how do I do them it's my turn still and then I cast lesbian fist oh damn you got like a [ __ ] ton of level UPS from that do you really smoke those [ __ ] uh you're funny really funny DM we're gonna level up now party management not what I'm looking for character combat abilities thank you hydrophists uh through term age civil abilities I'm gonna have to get bartering for these boys oh my God the [ __ ] are dying of chlamydia dude you gave them all STDs how dare you that's good [Music] yeah what a rush the tune is Ice King [Music] oh somebody's on the rag somebody's it's not over yet though some guards saw you the armored [ __ ] is this one [ __ ] lived through it though she lived through the chlamydia attack a few of them live through it your ice actually stopped it from happening to them you really froze their chlamydia [Music] yeah that one dude solid but the corner [Music] thank you rosarius who really is so tilious [Music] oh hit me that's an arrow you're under arrest sir would you like to come with us quietly [Music] yeah surrounded by boys can be a bunch of fresh eating Newton we saw you kill all those [ __ ] with your dire chlamydia now it's time to die I yield [Music] let me hasten this [ __ ] over here dude she can get the job done quickly all right my actions nothing I cast punch to the face and then I cast another punch to the face let me see did you see how that one died your your horror committee is up roll your over chlamydia oh let me roll for you let me see how effective it is you know I don't have any abilities dude I just have the even though you gave me all the levels it didn't like prompt me to get new skills oh well it turns out it turns out the horrors have changed sides and now they they're in love with you I love affair you saw that so he's got to kill him too kill all the [ __ ] have a shoot a horror watches down dude what do you need a health potion no I don't need help production the Jackie's goes off to choose I Choose You lamb strong see how that [Music] next move okay next next move [Music] okay next option I Flee for my life [Music] how do I make skill books for you um you just like spawn them in and drop them item generator yeah I got water and ice still watering ice they feel so nice [Music] I got ice and electric or water and electric well there's a device in a thorough mage [Music] I don't know how to spawn them spells you want some Mage paper divine yeah and uh blouse with big wizard sleeves [Music] yeah that'll do let me just garment I also want the I wouldn't still know what I'm doing this is a nice level man Farm I don't think I've ever seen this one all right when am I supposed to be playing a guy I was giving you stuff it's okay fix that I'm gonna pick it up during my next turn yeah the color is worth I remember you can spawn in you can spawn in NPCs and stuff and you can you can have them on different teams you know did you know that yeah that's a cool feature and then when you put like auto play like they actually take turns like fighting each other which is really cool because they have some enemies in this mode with different abilities that they don't even have in the campaign like we have dragons and stuff man yeah we have to try that next I have to give you a bunch of games like really badass like abilities now thank you [Music] how'd you get you better win this encounter though first before you moving on to dragons and I gotta figure out how to spawn you in some spell books all right your commodity of blood magic is spreading dude I see it ooh look at that I get my I'll roll for you I get my man why are they all running away from me I'm interesting then I hammer this side here oh okay I don't find that right now almost hit cameras are gone don't even like that huh we didn't do when I moved position now what [Music] maybe when I [ __ ] green do you want to take that over behind this cart bro when I cast get [ __ ] what is happening right now come back here fight to the Dead real-time combat I've never seen it like that so you have time to combat all right how do I spot you some books so I can give you a dragon now um you go to like there's an inventory panel and then there's like clothing there's weapons and there's like books and potions creatures and items items uh I had uh like a whole village dude at one point it was cool you know I had like all the vendors out and stuff skill books here we go [Music] what skill you want all the like water and electricity one that's what I got on I see a blue ring in the dirt you can just drop them like that yeah yeah the belt of red shoes [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] let me give you some more experience too while we're at it you maxed out now arcade Stitch passes lettering Goomba stop did they get like a bunch dude like that were never even in the in the story man really yeah well apparently they are you just have to like figure out how to make them on your own like by combining all these different skills looks and like this really complex manner I was like dude like anybody was ever gonna figure that out I think I gotta read these books there's only like half of them too not even wait I mean you can see it for yourself dude like that's way more than was ever even in the in the campaign what level are you there you're pretty pretty hardcore now you want something big yeah you ready foreign let me see what I can give you that's good creatures [Music] [Music] oh you want a black dragon or a frost dragon what do you want me to put it in the middle you want to put them in all the horrors dude they spawned out of the floors oh yeah everybody has all dragons are [ __ ] let's see if he's friendly or what I can possess him yeah [ __ ] me up [Music] I know his enemy all right I'm Coming For You Jacob I got fireballs and [ __ ] man you never know where I'm at [Music] I found you I've been spotted hey yo yikes bro that's what I'm saying believe it or not man [Music] and have a good time together [Music] hello are you 20 I'll give you a few more level UPS hello [Music] Kitty healed up you are an epic fight after all let's see where you're at level 17 that's it something take the edge off [Music] quickly oh it's a stick bro get the stick [ __ ] up all right despite my head off and get it over with okay let's see what I can do he was stopped a very good dragon's a little hard huh yeah they're really uh quite strong all right get ready for this power Moon I got no abilities let me level you up again supposed to level up to this um like I gotta expect for two particular like skill trees and you gave me like three books and none of those books are are like useful about like the source management so there's one move I did Brandon naming you need Source magic how do I give you Source magic let me see I think it's getting mad if he's still only do like a couple hundred damage you guys got four thousand holy [ __ ] it's wait wait wait wait stronger than me [Music] all right it's your ally now dragon it liked it liked your ways and now it will help you you're ready on your back very scary let me give you guys something else you remember that do you remember the dragon in the campaign oh can we do a dragon on dragon fight dude we can [Music] really go They're gonna fight each other get these bronze Scout boots oh [ __ ] dude let's see how this turns out did you figure out how to make an enemy yeah good man blue eyes white dragon versus the black dragon that is chomping each other another casting [Music] oh that's fun foreign [Music] [Music] look his ass I mean kick his ass quick and Kirby stomp dude I think our guys coming out on top dude got him done just for like an hour amen all right are you ready to fight each other now we're up right to the Dead yes but here's the catch we're gonna fill it with Bobs too and it'll soon be a free crawl understand where I'm coming from it's gonna be the ultimate tournament hey how'd you die dude uh I got this AOE damage see what to go over here real quick no problem you miss me now you have to kiss me [Music] Frozen egg the protectron he's trying to [ __ ] yeah man oh Lord [Music] looks like I'm good put them on peace mom about this foreign [Music] [Music] Health man I'm gonna take this guy out [Music] all right hey you want to play the actual game Arena time huh Arena join the game matchmaking found zero refresh refresh I have not made it yet Karina Arena laughs can we play a horror encampment in this month I don't think you can be like a PC you can only take control of the NPCs which is just as good you know return to the flat Japan you want to be on a team together then um I mean if you want man if you really want it's like your thing there's no like difficulty scaling on them or anything just leave it free foreign okay I'll be ready canals with it bro [Music] be rocking Frozen ape [Music] the blind Samurai the wizard lizard [Music] and Alexander the Great [Music] the same guys I see you bro I'm gonna make this a fair fight huh oh Heroes get to Moon [Music] so it shall be done foreign [Music] that was amazing you just grew at hacker Shields now Elemental totem right in the middle of them that's daring thank you foreign [Music] it's counted for you man eat first oh oh [ __ ] that lost connection bro oh I saw it said you little player left camera um Arena doing a game I see you outside dude we're the only people playing those who came home it looks like it's rejoining yes is it still my turn are you doing oh yes like monkey s oh you pulled it back you know I hated these little people fortified living on the edge not necessary thank you oh where'd you go foreign [Music] you know like you remember this one is any original a good thing he hated um well hey thank you do anything next Friday maybe you need some time for the components to arrive anyway so I ordered them tonight yeah foreign [Music] found that like I said doing a week without sounding and the same parts well that's good thank you thank you for talking to him foreign all right God damn you knocked us all day that's your turn it's the big move there Zach [Music] that's so thank you say good night foreign thank you foreign foreign [Music] foreign thank you foreign [ __ ] it's nice one man very safe for you guys oh living wall straight up now let's see how you feel against my ugly flower poison way [ __ ] slap one down man here comes the lava you know that right I think everybody dies take your turn it comes oh right on the melon dude what do you got two guys left oh my God you got one guy left oh skipped over me oh nope hit me right in the head all right I lost the guy I lost two of my guys dude that is so [ __ ] they were like Full House man that was the Wolves yeah you know it man I get burnt this is your turn man your last guy foreign [Music] how'd you do that oh probably do teach me your ways oh there's no way you make a comeback that's for sure that's the damn show thank you foreign [Music] thank you that way guys down dude if shackles of pain that can't be good what ah that was my last guy dude did you see that [ __ ] that man I was down I guess don't move dude if you move you die okay so he can catch it and he doesn't freaking instantly die foreign Zach even here I don't know I think he's been real quiet today like he's mad at me I want to stream this I think he's mad at me because I died dude and I left him hanging with all these Bots the fight on his own now the sun death now I don't know what that means my golf [ __ ] is this game Divinity original thank you I have 500 hours 500 hours in this game dude oh Jesus and then that's how good it is no I still play I'm playing it right now Liam playing for like the last three hours man just like Diablo right it's turn based Diablo oh okay Mike on um Jake well then can we starting again no I gotta see how who wins now there's two old guys left you ended the game no it's just him he's the last one I see yeah so it looks like you won yeah you got a score that's cool I didn't know that there was a sport on here usually let's stop your guts out oh call it a day how about you get one AI team and I get one AI team however we don't have freaking four players each dude everybody just get like one player you know what I mean that's no fun though but okay that's like way better dude is that you're gonna have to cycle through horrible characters that they don't really know all right plus the rounds will go much faster yeah [Music] I'll go drinking yes you're going blue team of my my AI it's a good guy I not enough people play this that's why you have ai dude nobody plays this game even when it like first came out oh really yeah um we could just play against each other but he would just smoke me go on Blizzard Man yeah he's not very good is he I don't know I was saying Matt thank you oh my head is getting all wet over there at the dropping bombs on your ass man oh he's no dear Paul that's good I gotta go help him now what are you gonna do exactly I'm sticking man don't get nervous where's your other character hiding if you want stealth bro yeah hey come back here man all heroes get wings so why you can fly or something yeah yeah um can you pause it there I gotta go help my step down I don't think so all right [ __ ] it that's the seat yes I won you heard him I'll be back in like 15 minutes maybe like five minutes it's a big difference Jacob well would your stepdad need help with an 11 o'clock at night on a [ __ ] Friday dude there's a sewage tank that we're working on right now exactly yeah yeah okay five to ten minutes Zach why don't you play some of that card game while we wait all right Zach do you plan on playing Diablo 4 or do you not care for it I don't know I haven't seen any gameplay or anything really that much of it I mean do you think it's gonna it's not gonna be any much different than the previous Diablos I'm sure yeah I'll probably play it I don't know if I'll get it like when it first comes out but um and it Edition is 70 like deluxe is 90. 70 dollars man yeah Jesus all right I was actually playing the the death knight yeah see it loaded me into the Death Knight game are you playing against like AI right now yes I think I just have to win this fight and I unlock it different I don't mind watching anything I guess the scope I sacrificed everything for this power Death Knight I became a monster to hunt monsters thank you [Music] yeah will take care of this fool this way you fools [Music] there we go all right that requires yeah [ __ ] all the way right now I just don't like leaving that open man yeah freaking cat to fall in there oh I'm looking good I will destroy the Frozen Throne throw only then will I win my heart's desire the tragedy of a broken hearted demon how pathetic good um [Music] I roll I lose this one solo yeah I have to retry this I don't know what any of these cards do so it's kind of hard [Music] shouldn't you just restore all's health he went [ __ ] full Illidan stormrage on me dude I thought that was your favorite fell still hot out of the kill today the Lich King will meet his end who's hiding now this way you fools The Kill [Music] this is our chance oh one that's it right [Music] you must not win at the last frost one has brought you to me oh the time has come break the ice that binds me Release Me From This prison prison thank you [Music] We Are One that's a little hurry at the end of like such a dark storyline yeah I think that's it that I think all I have to do is a prologue for the Lich King what's the prologue just listening some watching some texts reading some text join me on the path of the death knight oops I quit the game oops oops I just wanted to unlock the Death Knight class so I can play some crazy Runner Deck with it [Music] thank you thank you yeah I've definitely know nice I could just play chord death knight and see how it goes I almost have enough for Crimson scourge yeah I'll probably just follow this one and just make like a Reno deck or something oh that I am anger cruelty vengeance I bestow upon you it's my chosen Knight as my immortal Champion you will Herald a new Dark Age for the scourge and you will start by building your first death knight deck most death knight cards have an Associated rune blood Frost or Unholy your Tech has three available slots for dinner tomorrow one room type one of each or anything for dinner tomorrow is that tomorrow uh Monday I think Monday is that will you be going with them they want to go to shrimp dinner some spicy jalapeno shrimp your favorite you can watch Zach and deep throat uh jalapeno and then turn on red and then we'll tell you that it's not hot foreign thank you foreign cards with three of one Rune are extremely powerful but you may not add cards with any other Rune to your deck like foreign farmer's market going maybe not what'd you say you guys get the farmer's market going no no so your brother ain't never gonna do that [ __ ] man push yeah we had to push him and try to get behind him grab him by the hips push like yeah oh yes or no you know do it together you know gotta help him get over the hump kind of bite down on your bottom lip and I can Ram it into his head man it was uh surprise rack together good foreign foreign I think I got on decent do it get my steak in the days your favorite the chicken run I'm in bronze so if I can't win then that'd be kind of sad wait look oh dude big city my power 21 Grams food six pairs of fat is like 225 pounds [Music] down I was very not too thirsty [Music] you ever play that anniversary yeah [Music] first yeah but we have to wait for Blake to host it all right your brother should be home soon right now like on right now but he's chilling I don't know what he's doing I was snacking but I was just waiting for your brother he gets here now doesn't he says he's waiting for Jeffy [Music] okay right I don't get a plate often so I don't get to play often so whatever everybody has really late schedules everybody's gets off of work at like 11 . I think like this works whenever he wants but he's happy and then his other friend get off at like 11. oh perfect but like I think it does man you can do that [ __ ] all day long rude that was usually wait for Jesse all right yeah but the great advice three hours goodbye then he couldn't play yeah well like thinking along with that like that we'll play games together me and Zach and then Jesse and Blake ain't that right Blake where do you meet him where'd you meet him here or something like that dude like well I'm not saying nothing you know did that just boys sounds a lot like oh yeah I think they met in the RT program [ __ ] about the awake whatever bro I guess yeah they're best friends or whatever don't landed on it like yeah you and Ruben don't have that 12 years old man you know like a year ago crazy arteries they're not upset um all right guys maybe two or three times we did some of those Escape rooms together [Music] yeah I don't know frostborn hunger wait are you gonna go have a trip in there with Richard yeah what if I want to go have some dinner with that older men so well with somebody middle-agedy okay you don't think so I'm middle-aged all right now you can see how frail I lit brightly rail all right see you later well yeah that way it's only 20 grams of sheds three three grams of fat for a donut here okay round portions foreign anytime oh you ended the game are we gonna make a comeback man all right [Applause] you want to keep playing this are we going to play Sons of the forest or what's going on we're playing Hello Kitty's ultimate island adventure [Music] whatever you want to play man that's your day blah pretty special day can we play Hello Kitty's island adventure there yeah man just gets a fit girl rehab more bones to knock on we're not done this yet [Music] who knows what Secrets will uncover oh you're streaming a Hearthstone still I lost a set of cards who stole all my cards well done cretan welcome Lodge let me introduce myself thank you for your service foreign did you try that Warhammer three the other day you tried it should I own that [ __ ] dude we talking about the [ __ ] out of those again or however two we're number three um millions are great now I don't know why you guys aren't into them dude they have like two kings they have the rat people the lizard people dude like all these different you know factions and they have like subcategories underneath them how is that not more popular um they got the dragon bloody Two Gun guns dude in the whole freaking Terracotta Army you have the Russians they have the brutonian knights this is what it calls deleonis the French your favorite Zack there's a bridge you guys have vampire Coast the dude like vampire Pirates what a freaking combo off yeah you don't give a [ __ ] I can tell like you don't care about anything important these days now Warhammer three probably the biggest game of our time you could not be bothered to even get the fit rally back the FICO repack would probably be good too dude it's probably got all the DLC in it yeah dude that one time I didn't realize what I had man I was like oh that's like the fun game let me just delete it and like I'll go patio again and then I realized like how much I liked that game and then how much it actually costs to have all that DLC it's like a 300 Yankee I was like uh man I added all to um repack you live and you learn man I'll tell you that right now foreign competitive on the switch I want to play Sons of the forest if I'm over here let me play some more of the Divinity game I still have it come on don't have my switch with me I think if it was like portable I'd bring it around but in your brick my golf Mike on how late are you guys gonna stay up pretty late that's like three or four party with us or what yeah yeah snacks some Doritos get some the Sun to the horse with us bro have some fun just go in there dick around with us go die in the caves doesn't freaking Nova I'm having such a hard time just getting his ass Ram shackles and the caves by like a little smeagle looking guys I got attacked by the tuxedo zombies yesterday man it's not good so it was funny though they're sitting there at the dinner table it was a box bite tuxedo zombies dude it was like a man in a white husband and wife and they're like seven foot tall and in their Formal Wear jumping around like spider monkeys dude it was cool had to when we won them in the food court 1v2 then all right I'll be back I'm gonna go get some snacks at the store yeah 7-Eleven be careful man okay Mike off as you know it's customers up there at night zoom in ah Jacob oh my God Jacob [ __ ] what are you doing dropping Donuts 18 deaths dog yeah man what's up left and right bro god dude I gotta go yeah me too what's up man I got a [ __ ] on your face gross gross I will take that you can take that back to the bank and cash it yourself is Spanish for rude for rude right mucho mucho is right you guys ready to play [ __ ] Daughters of the desert no dude okay I know a game don't know what game that is there's no game called we're playing a game called sons of the forest oh okay okay excuse me yeah let me delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete yeah don't give a [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] about none of this dude bone daddy 69 15.5 hours played recently I just see it we need to have an intervention we've been playing games too much stop it Blake no dude I will never stop for what your the amount of video games you've been playing okay it's not enough we need more we need to step it up a notch I'm watching it right now Jacob what's that um that full body silhouette Target that you shoot what is that called it as it is man um silhouette no more I want to build finish building this wall and then we're gonna go Cave Diving I want like oh why does this sound like this dude why is it still [ __ ] winter bro why are you playing I'll tell you what are you even there because we come over I'll get you some little cheats oh yeah 10 inches oh that sucks all that law all those logs that dude what dude he chopped down that tree no he chopped out why are you talking about a tree I didn't I told him to gather lost whatever I was watching him yesterday and I'm like oh look this dude there he goes collecting hugs that was the only tree man now we have to now we have to set up our own logs yeah dude [ __ ] chopping down logs a [ __ ] idiot that [ __ ] idiot he's a [ __ ] idiot dude who chops down hey you you're a [ __ ] idiot come here he's a [ __ ] Mo ring follow me follow me we're gonna go for a nice long swim mm-hmm [ __ ] douche and all the logs are gone where's the Rope I got I got more okay well I'm not gonna have him gather logs anymore you you just you just go away okay you get out of here stay here take a break clear hey clear just go away just just [ __ ] take a break dude I'm trying to think well I mean I guess it'll be kind of good anyways because then you could uh get chopped down new trees hey Brittany just kick me out of your beam when the the fans thing is done because I'm not paying attention at all anymore enjoying this moment so we can stay there sure sure whatever you guys say okay okay okay okay okay well let's spawn you in no you're not even in the game I'm not in the game I told you why why are you starting that one I wanted to finish this stupid [ __ ] wall dude the one time that I need some computer time okay and everything I'm not I'm not ready you're just like [ __ ] let's go let's go let's go whoa usually you get on around like 12. maybe one uh well your brother's been wanting to play I think you're step dad too so I was like uh I'm in I'm kidding I need to 3D print that [ __ ] rope no 3D print the zip the zip Shooters and then just assemble it with rope I don't know for oh you know what I'll just build one of those [ __ ] Lookouts right well no easier to just get like the logs and stack the logs on top of each other you can make like a uh uh you know what I mean but make sure you put it like recessed into the mountain so you how far away can it be can it be far about as far as I put it okay so yeah that was like the that was like the I think that you could probably go a little further than that but it does have a distance it does have a distance can we build them or is Nova a homie mine is sight I don't know dude I was talking to him earlier chaos Nova for that um Can from his job they're like you did yeah he's like I got some news and dude he was just unleashing hell on us like ah that [ __ ] sucks dude he was like super depressed I was like dude I know you're depressing I understand but like it's for the better man like [ __ ] that place if they're gonna play you like that and whatnot and then he goes but I'm gonna fight it I'm gonna fight it I was like dude honestly like if you have to fight tooth and nail like that look at it this way well he's super optimistic about it and I'm like I'm I like the fighting Spirit dude but I want to tell you this from personal experience from myself and others you do this you win and now what nobody likes you hey does it the [ __ ] job you know you're doing you're getting the [ __ ] hours the [ __ ] days everything man I was like just find another spot [ __ ] those guys Hey listen does when I stacked logs into a wall do I have to make one like sticking out or something for you to attach the line to no no you could get the logs and like stack the logs on top of each other yeah I just made like a wall I made a wall like standing up like laying laying they made a stick like it's a giant stick right like a giant log going up or it made a legit wall like to a house okay imagine I laid One log down on the floor and then stacked clogs uh share your screen that that's easier I don't know why you're not understanding this well because a wall is like a [ __ ] giant wall no you're stacking them sideways on top of each other but that's fine you could you could do it like that too I was talking I wanted to do this so watch it I want to show you because then I'm going to cut a door through it and then uh the logs will just go right through you know oh actually I think I'm just gonna leave it the logs stop right where the Rope stops correct so but like on that side all the way back by the house like the logs fly into the bottom area like the top area like shot in there yes which was cool but the main reason is I just want to be able to grab them from each side so I think even just that is fine foreign like up here so we can have a double zip a double zipper huh [Music] Ring Ding Dong don't do it like Sylvester Stallone like that yeah that's the best remix bro kick ass full but again then thank you everyone yeah thank you foreign he's strong ER what the [ __ ] is this tree snap weird look who it is key brain P brain Blake do you even understand what these [ __ ] monkeys are saying [ __ ] the girl that I'm broadcast I'm sitting in yeah I'm just teasing Britney's a [ __ ] bit of a clown but yeah I can understand her she's kind of a clown regular [ __ ] clown shoes over here huh hey Brittany brown shoes Jesse you are sexy please do not man there you go good thing you muted your mic or something because nobody heard that [ __ ] yeah you didn't hear it you should know yeah that ain't here you got to say again hold on I've been exactly the same way yeah that's so weird screaming it I'm like he's never uh had a Brazilian girl say his name so I'm starting to doubt your um pool Powers Blake you said that you can get her to say it we said it twice what yeah he's a guy dude things I'll tell you my gender dude yeah I didn't tell him you're a joke this guy he's like he him I identify as he him bone daddy yes pronouns are dick and sucker good one yeah no around here did I wait Ed on OverWatch no way I'm gonna play Sons of the Forest man he is one game I can't I can't even do one game because first of all I'm eating a pizza and then I'm designing some stuff and then secondly right after I'm done designing this I'm gonna go play what kind of pizza it's a cheese pizza and a pepperoni pizza it's free it's basically it is but it was free pizza freeze pizzas I'm trying to get me some free pizza or freezer pizzas show me a new one tell me I'm the only one I love you're the only one baby you're the only one heard I need a square a square one on a circle only a square would do uh makes sense [Music] I need a UFO beautiful everybody wanna see me break an egg yeah those were the best one all day blah blah try to follow treasure things on his books hi delivery three but not from me I always said that down left 50. what are you mumbling over there like who are you talking to head a bit of head ahead I know it's just babbling yes me no I'm looking at your chat and nobody's talking to you Brittany oh oh me now we'll just carry someone out for no [ __ ] reason damn for kids there we go um uh suicide Isis yes if you keep acting up you'll have to answer to my Tara centipede you see the human centipede the movie yeah I have never so [ __ ] up man good boy say it with your chest [ __ ] I [ __ ] suicide built a whole goddamn [ __ ] sport for this [ __ ] fire and it still goes out in 10 seconds it's [ __ ] lame what am I even doing I'm gonna sleep are you guys coming in or what I told you I'm in here man is that zipline gone too or you just can't see it no it's right there I made it with Jacob where are you go to bed oh man after I just walked away from one oh man I'm not tired and I'm ready all right cool going right now oh look at that fully stocked on freaking energy yes now it ends tomorrow well you got to piss me up oh it looks like oh no dude there's some dudes right there there's a lot of dudes right there you get a suck oh huh [ __ ] I'm on my way be there in four days oh good four days oh God that's just how it is bro all that ammo well there he is oh my God what are you oh come on now you want a run dog Daddy there's a whole bunch of these fools over here absolutely nothing I got searched you played search I got searched at school oh well until you understand that all this stupid all these stupid things that you do isn't cool I'm not gonna ask why I wasn't even doing anything there's the appointment I didn't do anything foreign The Walking Dead squirting let's do a move one shot him with the [ __ ] crossbow oh you over here trying to [ __ ] this place up bro or what are you doing dog was that right Congo being a Toyota Rodney no that's that little kid eighth being a [ __ ] one of one of my pet peeves dude I hate it when people like [ __ ] dude none of that [ __ ] is cool none of that [ __ ] is funny none of that [ __ ] is whatever you know she's one of my pet peeves I should really be nice to that kid but I see the only thing you're hanging out with this man every time he's in there I'm like okay better not say anything yeah that's all like streaming with him it's all like on tape and stuff I was like it's like guys yeah I'm 13 guys I'm like nobody asked you but yeah yeah but I know it's kind of like this it's kind of like oh go away it looks like this I can't tell if the snow is gone or not but it's just yeah it's not as gone hey Brittany is your thing done because I want to go value my day no because I'm not gonna pay attention I'm just gonna sit here and play games I want to do nothing uh if you want to that's fine then you just gotta yell at me every time it's time for a rematch or something okay all right uh just call me whenever okay all right bye hi Francis bye Francis oh no yeah so what are you what are you doing Jesse designing okay where's this uh 3D printer place it's one of the green blue oh damn it dude I just freaking left it now I'm walking all the way over there to the zoo closest to the base uh it's one of them I don't know like any one of them any one of the green ones go let's go [ __ ] turn some of this rope do I have to print the arrows too or just the Rope no you print the arrows and then um I have ton of arrows I have to have those specific arrows yeah you have to it's like a specific zip line Arrow and then you combine the rope with it okay I think it's [ __ ] Springtime [ __ ] made it through the winter looking good I'm charging my phone pretty loud [Music] who are you talking to like that you don't talk to your mother like that the meatloaf how the [ __ ] do I fix this did I put it alone am I gone oh it's my favorite game The Dark One Zach you're here you missed your your [ __ ] little super friend over here [Music] yeah one of your super fans came in here what do you mean what's up to go go to the computer first yeah oh I know whatever's there you have to finish printing somebody's printing something watch it be a big ass LED dude that was pretty nice people laughing my ass off it was if it was that [ __ ] I already said 80 so I figured it was okay okay so I need arrows yeah look at the thing you need no not those arrows keep going those ones grappling hooks grappling hooks read that computer real quick and play Record Man does that say anything I can't really see eyes security risk Urban assistant grade c clearance two okay nothing oh Prince two yeah oh so who's my Super Fan Josie no no you're super friend super friend a little it's uh Carlos's friend like grappling hook huh that's all I need is a grappling hook yeah that's all you need to grab on the hook and then you go and um who's that right Congo no no no eighth Ace and [ __ ] Mr donut you know or donut man whatever that strawberry delicious [ __ ] a strawberry donut that's like one of my favorite ones yeah dude it's bomb I got two of them and I ate one um pizza too um I got an Italian Job sandwich dude oh what's that [Music] make sure what what you say I missed that that Italian place you used to work at so yeah man that place was bomb is there anything else in here Jesse do you remember worth it down hang on left and go down that hallway I think we need a cue card oh yeah we have a key card now right yeah there it is a one you already have the keys no no down there right there like why are you going places that's good you guys ready to do that one no well we'll wait for Jesse oh my gosh dude he's he's designing right now in the era yeah this Falls deep in the pizza why are you balls deep in a pizza yeah exit over here oh yeah foreign might just eat all this pizza in tonight let me drink this water then go to the kitchen I'm gonna put all that other food away save this thing we're going to head to the base finish up that zip line here I'll be right back thank you yeah yeah [Applause] foreign [Music] question well thank you thank you thank you thank you grape was good exactly get the free game this month for epic no just free my God where's the [ __ ] idiot dude [Music] what was it though I forgot what it was um but it was it was something dumb it wasn't like Mike off you're loud enough now me yeah you're talking to meet you let's see if I can actually use this stupid [ __ ] fish trap name Zachy coming in you're like no I hate that game anything okay who took all my sleep [ __ ] Wise Guys oh I think we got bad guys in front oh yeah they're coming oh dude just use your freaking crossbow bro no I like shooting just the first one to see if they'll oh [ __ ] sometimes they are like oh this nigga's mad foreign get out of fire like [ __ ] what other crazy guy go what the hell he's running up the hill uh no the big guy no no no the big guy with the mask on his head oh I don't know I think he went in our oh he's right here rapping at the wall oh dude chest shot oh he's coming after me wind that [ __ ] up Blake I am I was running while I was reloading oh he dropped the skin pouch oh yeah well this guy dropped his [ __ ] head on the floor nice so how do I shoot these zippies uh you aim it um how do I equip the grappling hook though is what I'm saying no no no you get the grappling gun uh okay foreign all over her teeth remember that dude we played OverWatch with like a long time ago huh that dude we played OverWatch with one time oh um I's man no yeah that's oh no Zach no he's not playing well that guy sucks [ __ ] dick dude he's pretty good in this game he's playing in a little hard mode dude okay let's see I get the are you sure yeah man but if he comes in if he comes in here then he has to get all the uh like attachments and all the things and everything got the shoe one in each end or what yeah [Music] too close is one in your in your gun you have to press the reload it yeah yeah no so you see the little white little white dot oh that's what I'm saying it's too close yeah oh look I did that one I did the one you did but I want to make another one this is too close like why am I gonna waste my time I want to move it back oh you put this one way too high what do you mean you gotta put it so we can get up to get up okay like in the middle yeah go to your side hold a left or hold C I think it's c for you okay all right so so shoot it like right above my head yeah yeah hold on I'm gonna place this thing my golf hey you wanna die honky like giving it back the arrows I wonder yeah you you grab it all right above my head locked in the back in the movies no no no right above my head ah I wanted it by the window sorry hey Brittany anyone that sends them gifts sends me gifts make sure you tell them uh thank you okay no I froze damn it Banana Phone banana phone oh you're sick you're a silly boy [Applause] foreign thank you thank you for the gifts thank you for the flowers please like share and subscribe true am I gone oh damn my Roadhouse play got over a thousand views in the whole [ __ ] again I might have to restart my entire computer I think did I get any subs from that nope Big L uck ah this is my [ __ ] she's so pissed off about my golf my gone my golf foreign thank you bro appreciate it oh I honestly thought that trees would not squash you I've been [ __ ] ignoring them the entire time my golf thanks bro you're welcome what are you doing with all this wood bending it down we're gonna finish up that wall don't send the little logs oh you have the same problem too as your brother it's going backwards gravity no I I just watched it come back I just picked him up gosh oh that one went down okay Is this different on your screen I mean I picked up the two logs that went up huh sure he's very welcome what the [ __ ] was that there's me you guys gonna play Sons of the forests we have room for like nine eight I'm gonna watch okay okay okay okay I don't own that one don't be scared yeah but soon it is pretty scary like Nova last night dude Nova was having the hardest time of his [ __ ] life since we're like a little bit of his pants yeah we're a little little more advanced you know than everybody else it's so like he had to catch up and get like a shovel and get like a flashlight things like that so he was trying to solo caves and stuff now bro don't talk to me but yeah so like he was over there trying his hardest to get like a cave done and he just kept dying and then he just kept getting scared and it was just bumped this was hilarious Bonkers bro it was out of this world my gone you don't play OverWatch I'm done with OverWatch I don't want to stop your game he's not playing I know Zach's around here I believe clicking tree wouldn't fall down yeah I don't know how you guys are making it go the other way I'm kind of like get a running jump just go forward yes while you're putting it on just go the direction that you want to want it to go and it's [ __ ] going backwards I just stand there and [ __ ] look up at the rope and press the button that's what I used to do and it just used to just shoot oh all this together doing this on your own [ __ ] that [Music] this little Deep Forest this place should I make peppercorn yes I have I have some right here that I'm really debating whether I did but I have like seven slices of pizza all right another piece of pizza right now and some fish and some rice I really need to watch it foreign oh I went there baby I will beat you to death of a sack our rocks you're real I think uh at night time we [ __ ] sleep and then ready to start the morning we go hit up that uh key card place thank you whatever you want man it's your day apparently you don't get a safe we should you don't have to be forcing anything on this oh he did not ask for my consent I didn't hear anything to that nature either whoa Casino bro thank you man appreciate you thank you for the galaxies bro perfect come on do you know how you blocked oh it's going well apologize to him now if Casino uh she needs to send you nudes that's what that's code for appreciate you bro man it's for real thanks there we go I got one yeah [Music] he doesn't know if he has your block bro thank you man appreciate you okay over here trying to play some video games can you smell the kettle corn through the microphone is that what that was I was thinking I was wondering you guys want to hit the hay here I appreciate you guys thanks for hearing me so I guess I have to be on the right side and then logs down the crazy no if you go to sleep all our logs are gonna be gone I don't think so yeah no it's only when you let's find out anything else let's find out come back for sure you ready Zach I'm sending logs down I'm sending all the [ __ ] logs I can down because I can finally do it oh it's working now for you yeah it's working and I think I think I have to be on there yeah I'm excited oh man I think I have to be on the right side so it's side sensitive not Direction sensitive oh yeah it's it's definitely Direction sensitive I mean ah it works same same side for me I will [ __ ] you [ __ ] you Willie um is Teddy playing Teddy Austin yeah do you want to play OverWatch uh not tonight how dare you well you want to play a competitive and you're just drop down again yeah yeah okay these aren't working I [ __ ] hate this game okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] get flung oh all your body parts fall off of your [ __ ] torso I think they did oh there's a pouch right there I'm about to call it up to it oh you set him up I think I shot you Jacob got him yeah put your arm around Jacob yeah you shot off two of them though behind you [ __ ] hell yeah see who's got the gun oh our the girls got the gun he just [ __ ] gathered him bro thank you all right I'm ready to slap get all these logs you're saying I'll leave like the room to see if it despawns but yeah they're saying if you had over like a certain amount and you sleep or if you wait like 10 minutes yeah they'll all be ER I know like 10 minutes [Music] thank you foreign oh there's people in here he's in here I just want to get rid of all these things completely different dude oh they capped it recognize this girl at all I've never seen her who's the plebeian with the freaking lighter and not the Fleshlight yeah I don't even waste my batteries all right now you don't got like a bill you got half a nice rest dude let's get a My ultimate is ready come on let's go back to sleep we're gonna go in the in the thing right now oh it's not even daytime bro yeah we're gonna go in the thing it's gonna be nighttime anyways we're gonna do a whole dungeon and come out here we only got half grass dude let's finish it up you don't get yes you can look at your energy bar you can sleep again and she disturbed our sleeping bro no not anymore there you go look at that damn yeah it was the 10th event okay both logs are still up here though yes thank you rope like climb over how are we gonna get in and out dude I have to make it uh the logs the other way oh [ __ ] we're gonna get attacked really yeah send out a Scouts my shot placements yeah nothing breaks that I cannot mount oh whoa Jacob oh who's hitting me he thought Jacob you [ __ ] bastard he thought it was an enemy or something how are we supposed to okay Billy and I want to look at this uh Jake you drop a shotgun let me know what we'll do is we'll do it like this we'll set the logs the other way now there's a way that you can use broke to like climb over you gotta get there basic beans yeah it's a wall okay he thought he was oh they added the door lock here that's funny oh okay so the Rope is on the logs that are up and down okay so I think foreign connection [Applause] oh my God foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] Bridget At Your Service oh my bone what's up buddy looking back yeah because we are playing oh dude these guys are freaking attacking mode here a bunch of them you're a big fat red guy a big headlights mostly thank you yes I got him I know I did put them down oh what the [ __ ] Gotta Do what the [ __ ] is this monstrosity that's it that's all you can do dude you gotta do it the right way why did you do all wonky what do you mean the right way tell me what the right way is you can line them up right next to it you can't sir nothing to worry about do this from here I'm trying to finish this one where's my other lock though oh boy I ate it bro plain and simple dang it whoa right all right this side's good on this right cold all right look Thomas I'm Gold On Healing do you want to do it and entrance on this side too right yes out of here thank you all right I'm gonna stay here all right so many freaking zip lines to take oh then we're gonna bash our heads together thank you bro you're welcome oh my God okay oh my God what now I'm playing sons of the trailers look inverted [ __ ] armor thank you let me get that shotgun just huh I'm gonna get that shotgun oh hell all right where do we go I have no idea uh This Way somewhere I think all right there's this one over here you know a casino I should have told you to save for my league head to head that's all right you guys like super fast because I have these flippers on there you go uh if we win on Sunday I'll have one on Tuesday yeah we're gonna win so I still like saying that but foreign thank you we won the first round I don't know if there's one more did you get the the laser sight on your pistol yet now I put it on my pocket you can't even aim look at they put it on top so when you look down the site you can't see what you're seeing what you're looking at anymore it's way better on the jacket anyways this will be all right this is this oh they're rocking out over here Jacob oh cool let's throw some grenades yeah it's kind of swarming huh I guess they're going for Blake is this right past us um dude [ __ ] chopping down trees the grenade the trees the grenades of trees yeah I didn't knock out like nine trees already like three of those dudes just ran right past us and they're going straight for you man yeah more shocking big ones more shotgun here what are they [ __ ] rocking out oh repel this is a place I was talking about man what were they having the [ __ ] orgies and [ __ ] oh yeah they have all these radios on uh cans of food rope pelts I've been looking for pelts they all [ __ ] ran away from us and went straight to you for whatever reason come on let's go wait no time to scallywag okay bro no it's time to Scalia I thought you called someone a scary way you look scallywaged cheeseburger walrus you silly really go for a cheeseburger right now after all that he said you better stop okay I've been really good 50 pounds that's scary that's really neat I think that's good so I can no that's all sunken in I don't even know I look exactly the same it's effing [ __ ] but I feel better that's cool I don't feel my blood pumping through my veins anymore before and after like big pants that's funny all right drop down to back down to 532. damn that's right standing in your pants extra room got three of you in there I think one says 34 I don't even know walking safe [ __ ] just building [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid my golf I'm sorry okay this is it's further why would you place it right there if I follow you anywhere oh well we're going this we're going the correct way it's just a little further a little further now Magilla you hungy yeah my backpack [Music] together it strikes them down oh a natural spring hear these clowns yet yeah I'm leaving them for you my cat is hovering from my kettle corn drops [Music] look at this look at these like 60 people get the grenades up bow and what's kettle corn delicious popcorn I got one yeah Grenade wow they all left because he freaking alerted them dude I would have got them all in one shot are you one are you purple shotgun you guys getting that texture where are you guys at getting a shotgun you want one bring you back one half off yeah we need all these points pick up all these coins Jacob can you make it great time bomb yeah okay I love that what's up here I'm Bob coming out like a slug from a 45. um what are you doing in that Hutch I rabbit I'm literally pressing rewind you get that outfit you gotta outfit over here yeah behind me behind me on the ground [ __ ] we're at we want some my team is so uh how do I look I have it on oh it looks great oh it looks great Sporty Spice Girl it looks good on you girl oh my God glow up oh dead let's just meet a cruise see this line nobody oh something what role you playing Genie bad heels uh I'm on something else right now ah bro you hear this [ __ ] jelly Green Giant over here yes so apparent apparently you can dig anywhere Jacob thank you and maybe you get something good yeah maybe you get something good good look at the metal detectors in this game I'm out with my freaking Manticore 5000 my Equinox my head's about to explode we're down here start digging for me oh God oh we [ __ ] shotgun Master bro the Remington 800 oh my God you guys are nowhere near me right are you dumb yeah it's fine I go who wants to get [ __ ] go ahead please never lucky yeah I want a [ __ ] cupcake or a Twinkie what's your favorite fruit do you Daddy you're [ __ ] oh look who it is what's up you guys oh it sounds like [ __ ] Nova's in his car yes sir oh my God I gotta tell you guys what happened right now what happened right now remember that you got dumped oh don't even get me started with that [ __ ] foreign what the [ __ ] you doing here on the phone you should be headed to her place giving her that nice Venom tonight you know what she told me what she told you she told me that I have to wait and I was like ah oh what dude so would you like proper question or did she pop the question or is she just like no so I put your brakes or what we went we went to dorms we got all food and she was saying she would eat it off of my plate whatever talking to my friends and at the end like she was like so I had to drive back to her car because I drove and then I can't move right there bro you know yeah so then I was gonna be like oh no I ran out of gas you know you know and so next you know like we're driving and she's like [ __ ] like I'm holding her hand and [ __ ] so we park and then she's like oh get married already [ __ ] and then the next thing you know you know I started magnet and next you know I try to try to go on a second bait macaroni I was like oh do you have a what she's like you can only have a sample it's not going down the street for 20 bucks she hit me with that that's all they are cool then then at the end I get rid of my car she's like all right so we're gonna slowly hang out tomorrow too at the lounge again oh okay so this sound gonna be the Venom oh yeah tell me that you got some pictures now you got [ __ ] Zach going God damn it dude I just want to Bone you discreetly well don't forget the 12th Kingpin Commandments yeah you gotta watch that video Zach I wrote the Commandment big dog shall not catch feelings now did you know if you look a girl's butt hole that she'll love you forever and then you'll love yourself forever key to self-love I have enlightened myself oh look over there a gay have you guys seen that video for Zenyatta um well I need Vlogs for what I'm doing but you [ __ ] Mastermind over there took over you know I was like okay well you're not doing what I wanted what I had an envisioned building my little Hut that you're in right now oh okay continue to bring all those Vlogs over to the other house I need I don't need any of them off again who left the goddamn game what happened [Music] I think I finally got this figured out to like come on away boys good oh yeah get on in here God damn it I hate this yeah I do so so I did that so I was like I was like oh man yeah I got canned and she was like oh no I also like she's like oh no she grabbed my hand I like it's okay you know like it's a Universe telling me I gotta do better did she give you with the over and under ham sandwich dude looks like it and then I saw her and then I show her my my my my my little my little uh Frenchie dog yeah oh as soon as she comes back she's like I'm sorry you too much for me it's okay I'll be like it's okay baby girl this is so stupid but I I think but I think she's I think she doesn't know I'm Hispanic oh oh yeah I remember you telling me that the other day yeah I think I think she thinks I'm Packy or something or Middle Eastern oh but good come on come on come on good thank you hey man she lives in part of the rider so I'm like hey E4 she got that dope imagine like oh like yeah my dad was like yeah I was talking to this one dude he's um one of the new employees here over here at working he's like yeah man I used to date the you know the guy who he's like you know WinCo I was like yeah WinCo I like that place yeah I'm dating I used to date his daughter throwing names out man yeah I'll be like damn dog you that rich look at a hand job in Albertsons once man whoa yeah see how many logs do you think we need man I have no idea Mr Hand Grenades bro we found out it works really good yeah I'm gonna do a time bomb I'm gonna find a cluster of threes and put a time bomb and see if it is as always uh yeah let's tell me something new favorite are we gonna spend a whole another day doing nothing no wait for me no no but you need a rebreather at least my God you need a flashlight at least I have a flashlight you need a shovel at least I have the shovel you need a shotgun you need a flashlight I don't have the shotgun oh yeah you can't do it then sorry no I didn't [Music] play with us you guys can always play with us unless you're a zombie unless you ain't got no shovel yeah are mean to other people like me what the hell is Twinkie or this freaking cupcake split in half make some clips for YouTube that gotta clip it I'll be back in like 10-15 minutes you got full minutes a few days huh Jacob come on over tomorrow I'm gonna have a um Fast and the Furious Marathon by myself you can watch it with me oh Jacob wasn't kidding Jesus yeah these yellow trees are knocked down no I just heard the explosion nice so time bombs look like grenades they just detonate after a while I've seen same amount of time what's that noise Pizza time Mom I put on the back here no exact or it's Blake shooting all these [ __ ] logs up here next to me uh ziti so you're like 20 shooting his load super fast and you have no cooldowns what I already put a custom game yeah dude freak the ax man I wish it was just like I wish it was teens if I just took people names no I think I'm like two logs [ __ ] short dude I got you bro uh maybe four so I got four man I wonder what happens if you trap um Kevin and and the girl in there yes so I just want a place that I can AFK a little bit dude this button smashed I have no idea of walls like an AFK well technical treat was not as filling as I thought it would be [Music] good but if I say that I'm gonna eat my little uh Frenchies slap me on my ass and tell me I've been slapping my hand and tummy though okay as always well yeah yeah at least you need a flashlight uh peekaboo I wish I could do it oh my gosh I didn't even see it I was standing outside I was really confused okay I'm sorry it's getting so dizzy she goes fast we broke it how's everyone doing yeah we're doing good not as exciting as yours that's for sure they all [ __ ] ran away from us and went straight to you for whatever reason I like ice cream but then you had a happy ending it's good oh yeah time to rest time to squeezing the soft breasts all right now time for the second layer guys and no we're not doing an outer layer or not an inner earlier we're doing an outer layer So You Think You're Gonna Save eight logs though I don't know I can't believe you and maybe you get something better [Applause] take them out they'll have the tops back on I'm on something else right now ah nuts the sons of the forest bro you named your cat Android huh wait before you do anything uh I want you to sleep I swear I promise oh no like over here look how far you can throw your bomb like look how fast it was pretty nice somebody was printing something and they didn't finish printing it okay uh yeah it was Tech Armor or something can you do a booster and then YouTube because I really sorry who knows oh my God we're gonna head over there right now let's see how many logs let me know I can sleep right here Jacob's already ready I'm going over there too it's a sleeper Jacob is yeah I'm gonna go to sleep oh you're right here by the pen all right you guys sleep too much 420. I'm gonna do a time bomb I'm gonna find a cluster of threes and put a timer as always well yeah tell me something new favorite or we're gonna spend a whole another day doing nothing like wait for me no zany lives in Europe I don't even know what time it is yeah is there a log inside the house yeah is it 120 you live in Europe no how did you not know that and you know her longer than me all right I'm gonna go grab some pizza I didn't know about that I'm sorry sorry your personal information you're fine she's like I'm gonna kill you now behind you outside have you seen them like that before you wanna see yeah look at there's a slinky monster right here kill him I know that they got a shotgun you can like jump forever I don't know what this time again so I can study him [ __ ] I want that skin really good dude pin him ready get the creepy armor ready one two three clothing um you passed me you see me nope creepy armor but I guess not all right now but we're on our way how are you we're gonna we're gonna start the we're gonna start the temple without Blake because he's over there in [ __ ] Pizza Land just yeah when he gets to the thing just go to the entrance and be like oh yeah we haven't started it yet and everything's gonna be done it's gonna be hilarious he's gonna yeah he's gonna love it there's nothing in here wow this one sucked what though that was lucky I did not see you at all no you probably have hacks on oh that's my kitty mud oh that's so cute I'm scared now I'm [ __ ] my guy's hungry and I eat some all right I'm gonna move around as fast as possible already oh I can't pick it up yeah oh [ __ ] it's all brand new Meats baby hell yeah did it work again yeah it worked again wow they didn't fix that we tried yesterday it was weird and we couldn't find the meat or at least I couldn't find the meat and especially like right now I threw it and it kind of threw it like really far come on bro I can't control the ball Jake do you have more armor you're missing your headpiece yeah I should have drank water and whatever it's stupid too fast for you or for me I'm laying down for a minute I'll be the best don't even you have everybody waiting for you Zach I'm just gonna go ahead and lay down I'm gonna close my eyes for a second all right you guys ready basically just start one because he's he ain't gonna play for the rest of the night have you guys ever found the candle you're gonna fall asleep the last three days in a row it was funny as hell because he was he was sleeping I was like I get home from work and I was like hey Jacob Zach's in here he's like oh [ __ ] dude this guy man ever since like four o'clock like today in the afternoon he said let's play and then he takes like five minutes which turns into like an hour and two you know or two hours whatever two years so Zach is sleeping when I get home and then I don't hear him and I guess he has the mic on like next to his bed or something he rolls over but rolls like into the mic and you just hear him what hey I thought we're going a 3D printer thing where are we going all the way here for you hear him Jesse where are you guys we're going over to Nova because Nova's at the 3D printerpy no no one won the right by base the one I just opened it well what the [ __ ] what is he he's at a three I'll be ready to play you can play one of those there's a 3D printer every one of those green ones [Music] by the base the one that you guys by the base the one over here dude turn around and go this way oh but the one I opened on the stream no we you gotta look which way I'm going I'm going this way you got to turn around because you're coming over towards us I know I know I'm just saying I was following you why you following me I don't know where the [ __ ] I'm going because I thought you guys were headed to the right one oh I never know where I'm going Mike um have you have you ever played it because that's like one of my favorite games now which one paladins politics it [ __ ] sucks bro no I like it hates it if you're good at it no [ __ ] Donuts man who drops Donuts in that game you put your name on it and you get 400 points palladings that were where we found like no you need to come to where I'm going so we can all do [ __ ] together um dude no we don't oh yes y'all were the ones going Adventure Time without us you guys take forever I'm over here waiting three in-game days to go to this [ __ ] uh 3D printer thing all right well let me just get what do you say let me just get this you're gonna stop it I'm gonna get the shotgun from the um without you then you go in the wrong way man that's not where that's not where that shotgun's at I'm just trying to eat that's popcorn yeah the popcorn and here for the comments do you want to play a real match please uh you want it okay so the shotguns were you all right no where is it at 3D the 3D the shotgun is below you to the right wow oh it's that perfect next to the beach [ __ ] yeah all right I'll just go with you guys I'm pretty sure you have the crossbow the crossbow is really good I like that thing no that's where you get the crossbow over it's around there where you are now I thought oh no remember okay where are you going are you coming okay yeah Jacob's on his way oh [ __ ] uh Blake's starting without us guys no I'm getting [ __ ] up without using why is it say that you're over here to the left because it's to the right why is this thing moving right here turn stop stop stop where you going bro I'm going over here to this little thing right here all right I'm out of here yeah there's [ __ ] evil little [ __ ] Golems walking around on top I can see behind your eyeballs super Hydra who the [ __ ] said it all weird like that man what's that thing called the s s ASM or ASMR Jesse asmaar yeah ASMR oh [ __ ] did you bring me to the wrong cave no oh we're gonna die bro Jacob you freaking gabagoo dude wait why is the fire alarm going off somebody said there's a set of fire inside there oh you guys were already doing [ __ ] way too loud let me get all this extra [ __ ] resin dude you guys aren't even gonna ask what happened to me careful Jacob hurry up bro I got [ __ ] downtown bro oh my [ __ ] I found some flowers I want you to Subway spring hurry up okay high security risk what do you say I am Batman can you sign my notebook s for later wait for me I'm almost there Blake's already in the tunnel he's like I'm just looking relaxing I'm just looking okay I'm just gonna go look too energy drink oh yeah telling you guys what loots in here somebody screaming right now you guys I'm just I'm just looking at it looks like there's enemies over there are you guys that was free oh okay we got it we got another it's hilarious find find let the kid have his phone no it's okay uh another energy drink that's two energy drink flutes oh what's this oh money okay so I'm here where you guys keep walking to the end uh there's like four enemies over here and you see me in the club I swear these quick play games and competitive oh this guy get his face slammed in born Oh I thought you were fighting God damn it no I'm not fighting they're coming and you're taking all the creepy armor uh help me Jesus Oh why'd you attempt Jesse I barely even poked my head in dude I thought you said you were just looking looking yeah you dipped on me no I didn't I did not dipped on you you did I didn't even why'd you even start fighting did you save it over here no oh yeah yeah [ __ ] Jacob's here watch that one [Music] is anything coming out of my [ __ ] gun oh don't tell me it's the Slugs all I can hear is shotgun blessings yeah don't worry daddy's coming thank you you need me to pick you up yeah please beg yeah there's Creek armor right here okay here here's a oh where oh you guys ready for creeper armor you guys come over here [ __ ] it through there let's get it big it's already been part of it I have no time to wait for you guys I'm like no I got a date tomorrow at six yeah yeah bye you know I'm a taker I'm not gonna take it to North I'm gonna take it to drop some arrows if you see some around I think you're something I still got plenty but which way do you guys want to go this way or that way that way okay that's that's this way your monster over there bro I can't do anything there's only one way to go chupacabra oh wait a bigger guy right here oh over here by this pool there's like a generator or something humming on the other side of the wall oh babies can we both Harvest it or yes be a part of the club with us oh there's another one right here yeah I got it for like 20 bucks way back when oh yeah yeah less than a hundred oh dude it'll be dope it says Hank you spent all this time setting up golf course and you haven't already any golf clubs or balls how are we supposed to play golf miles Goldstein