foreign foreign what up what up everybody foreign [Music] [Music] what's up nothing much oh man that was a good nap good one yeah I think I passed out [Music] play around with elimination where's this hero mastery test your skills that I told you about courses Oh I thought you were talking about something else I can souvenir weapon charm and spray do we get any party leader is inviting him no sectors attacking cities all over the globe I asked the world I don't have any of this body member does not answer God you've been by the luxury pack oh my God infection if I can change yeah 12 people in the fobby someone needs to fill this up man I can't be anybody for kids around the only people that are still alive got this I don't know I'm gonna do the same characters select your hero what Vegeta dude to help me [Music] oh there you are I'll take Ash ES yeah pretty much surrounded by zenyattas oh my God there's big old oh Jesus Christ did you have a good day today pretty much slept right now oh my God uh just left right now dude what the [ __ ] man oh no man I just went to work and uh okay right came immediately oh no I went out to breakfast with Chris Green octane and um then then I came home and I passed the [ __ ] out go and we can only do this character oh yeah these sucky choices I really want to play 3v3 I'm gonna wake you [ __ ] I'm trying to answer questions and share just a little groggy but yeah went to work had a good day went to breakfast had a better time and then uh came straight home dude I love going home from from these shifts from these night shifts and seeing all the traffic going towards La you know it's like for the past I have no idea past like 20 years dude that was me waiting in traffic all day waking up you know and leaving two hours early to get to work and I'm seeing all these oh no yeah we he did look you backs in it had a good day dude I had an IEP meeting it went pretty good I had the IEPs um did you talk with your principal when he was like I [ __ ] sent you the freaking smiley emoji dude and you didn't reply I talked to him today and he was cool he didn't even I sent you the smile you just talked to me about the IEP he gave you pointers select your hero I don't know why his text he said Ariana is that one of your students or something he probably just wants to talk about that if you maybe maybe take care of each other any uh single moms well um you know one of the cool things that um I really like about you know you being professional me being professional you know all this stuff is that if you if you weren't teaching you'd go on like Tinder or something right and you whatever that person is a profession with what that's who you'd be dating but now like you know let's say if I was single or whatever I'd be dating oh [ __ ] and uh been dating there's a God damn it dude I'm [ __ ] tired are you [ __ ] married Bro no yeah yeah that's what I'm saying so like I had to be dating like doctor nurses you know people like professional people you know like McDonald's worker Target worker you know I wouldn't be dating that like you wouldn't be dating any of that either you'd be dating teachers you'd be dating principles you know things like that let's go some people don't want to work you know things like that and not even be like dude I got a teacher I got another teacher salary what um my calculator yeah see bro good thing you didn't date him you know ladies and gentlemen right side right side right side [Music] pretty fast Made Easy work of them huh again you make a YouTube channel foreign big tire s foreign right your son is barely recently blessed art thou holy mother praise the young Lords praises to the yard Lord the Praises To The Yards Mighty Heroes of the young Lord oh man into place I'm on my yard hey brother I haven't figured out a good deck for it you got no good dick for it yet this match is taking forever dude and I just got this big old giant [ __ ] in my stomach can you do that before I didn't know and now I kind of like jiggled it down like I really jiggled it down dude holy [ __ ] I'm prairie dog in it foreign oh never mind there's just gas okay yeah Zach and I on flames I usually just take a bunch of caffeine pills in the morning and then I just have one really like really big knife just really dump it all out oh my God just get it out of the way early in the morning the day dude right before I take a shower [Music] got four people watching you where they heard my [ __ ] store oh my god dude people are hearing me dying over here let me see if I can do another fart there's a little one now man go buy another [ __ ] half gallon buzz ball we're like 50 alcohol it's nuts one five Oh I thought you said five oh and I was like dude there's no way do like a sip pretending more than a beer I'm not a big fan of that foreign Shield or be behind them so they'd have to turn around you know I was like yeah let me do that pharah went out and got me good movie tap this place really fast oh yeah yeah just directional you just you got a bigger building [Music] DMV [Music] no heels from me [Music] yeah bummer recharging okay I kind of like wiggled it back up [Music] I'm not true just thank you foreign [Music] oh my gosh challenge [Music] [Music] score three to three switching sides [Music] [Music] our future will be forced it is good to see you again likewise I hope to repay you for your generosity at our temple with the wisdom you shared you already have my husband is charging I don't have to poop anymore stronger no I just gotta clean up so the winners oh yeah bashing on top left that's cool bro is it foreign [ __ ] three to three sides [Music] [Music] our future will be forged in Conflict a devastation I wish violence never solved anything it will make peace so much easier this guy's name is Sexy Sky delft dude let's give them give us this year stations thank you oh shoot oh my God gosh nuts play of the game oh the hug got it what the hell [Music] that was lame compared to the others oh wait thanks that Starfield game but it ain't multiplayer play the multiplayer New Vegas mod a New Vegas Fallout I liked I'm for oh I'm pretty sure prepare your defenses select your view you down or what uh uh can I do like can I add a mod and it works because if I can add a mod then well wait oh no Fallout 76 you said no you said Fallout New Vegas right yeah I like New Vegas a lot dude I was actually thinking about that today on the drive home I was like man I want to play Fallout New Vegas I'm gonna go download it so yeah if they have a multiplayer on that [ __ ] dude [ __ ] yeah let's see if Jacob wants to get in on it too look at all three of us going into a dungeon putting it on uh survival mode or a hard super hard mode you know dude one you get clapped once in your [ __ ] dunzo [ __ ] thank you oh [ __ ] Zach Ryan back the [ __ ] up Jesus Christ [ __ ] this guy's like your rhyme thank you kiriko you good on solo healing everybody thank you there is no challenge [Applause] get up face I'm getting nasty bro I can take Mars instead objective lost stop the payload you and I solo from the top rocks dude you got nobody I thought you killed her okay you're up but I died my Throne is where I say it is thank you why seek answers when we do not know the question foreign [Music] come on oh was there a miscalculation [Music] you already did score [Music] [Music] thank you hello stay close do you have Fallout New Vegas yes sir it's on Steam I believe where I have it but what about you you have it yeah oh I might have it on Netflix [Music] see if you can understand oh I have Steam you can probably get get it on Steam dude it's only like three bucks foreign you just have to like really fight and scratch to get it but you get like infinite Charisma infinite everything foreign dude I want another Mexican plate man I've been eating out breakfast lunch and dinner all day oh no Today's Pizza day remember we have pizza day for us still want to do that dude it's only 20 bucks you know you come over I'll drive over there we'll pick it up uh I already had a couple Foods I could pick you up then your house ain't that far and then I was like I was thinking I was like dude that'll tell later but dude it's probably like five o'clock [Music] goddamn healer death for sure bro uh feeling good appealing all right yeah yeah yeah [Music] feeling good I'm feeling all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no is it the band of Zachary Revolution feeling good I'm feeling all right yeah yeah yeah yeah don't get something strikes him down you need with all DLC one why would you need all DLC that's so stupid oh behind us hey Daddy oh well pretty good dude I've been playing games I don't know two hours oh what's up baby dude fat healer diff oh Zach finally got a little gold pedal for his character hell yeah boy not much LOL so here's the apartments it says depending on where you play you might need but then it says oh okay so it's saying depending where you play you might need DLC so like depending if you play into the stream some beat saber for a whole other world that you go into but then it says red and then in in uh on stream your screen let me see let me read this with you and then we'll we'll take a break and I'm hungry okay so getting started with New Vegas multiplayer um requirements Fallout New Vegas English game Windows 10s dream and Gog version only what's that oh steam steam man sorry um depending on where you play you might need DLC yeah so if you have the DLC you're gonna need DLC to play um public server all you oh I mean you need all DLC so radd public server so I'm guessing that's like a whole world server just like um 76. Co-op SDK you need the DLC the server host host has okay so I don't have any DLC I don't believe if I'm thinking if I do have the DLC then you need the DLC vice versa so you know what it probably is I think we're good well I'm looking at it it's probably rad is probably one server a public server yeah that's what I said like a 76 Fallout 76 server and then Co-op would just be you and I so yeah dude let me um I think we got it let me go ahead and download it the game let me buy it real quick well let me let me see what what I have first you're getting it on Steam epic epoch Epoch times probably like 10 bucks no no absolutely not hopefully no connect can you hear me okay I don't know why my steam says no connection yeah it's 10 bucks what that's [ __ ] [ __ ] uh where is Fallout 76 um not 76. I look at the instructions yeah yeah Fallout New Vegas here's Fallout New Vegas don't use mod what are mod managers oh putting in failure and error occurred while falling no internet connection how the [ __ ] okay Zach I ran into a problem here I'm talking to you on the internet I opened up steam and it says no connection I tried downloading the game and it says can't because no internet connection okay like everything's popping up now never mind just took a took a long while Fallout New Vegas install and dude there nine gigs not bad uh what else does that thing say anything else it's telling you theme steam library right click Fallout New Vegas okay uh oh we're gonna have to uninstall what go back to steam library right click Fallout New Vegas manage uninstall wait so do we download it does it needs to be in an exact location program file a Fallout nuke okay so stop the download the download delete it okay download stopped add remove program um [Music] Fallout New Vegas uninstall okay Fallout New Vegas uninstalled foreign Dead Island two um let's see what games are free for on Epic about it I need to install it in [Music] after all the room so step three in the installing Fallout New Vegas fresh you can now install follow New Vegas from steam or Gog Ensure it's in this exact location steam program files 56 I could do that while I'm here right let me see Fallout New Vegas install um install two here we go um okay so I got this far press install all right let me go back so click install yeah and then it says Fallout New Vegas create desktop create shortcut menu and then right below that it says install to all the way to the right it has a cog gear click that and then now we have this menu um so it says uh where are we steam you want C program files okay here's C program files um oh I figured it out you have to hit add a new drive and then you go to C Avenue Drive what is Avenue Drive program maybe six okay second seconds steam apps so steam steam apps common um your steam apps is probably in another file or another memory bank then now I'm going program 86 program 86. so I'm assuming you you find a file it doesn't have to be in your C drive you find the file and then you need to make one that's all I do it oh okay you need to make one okay how do I navigate through that to make one okay so you wanna stream okay yeah can you show your screen please hmm okay let me do it real quick and then I'll show you okay okay okay uh uh okay so what you do is um when you have steam open are you watching yeah steam is open add a new oh okay how'd you do that Drive uh theme settings how do I get to steam settings up here on the drive um hold on let me go to storage where's my storage your storage and then you would add a drive okay and then I'm gonna add to them let me choose another location let me choose another location got it and then it'll pop up like this I don't mind mine popped up with uh a whole bunch of [ __ ] so go to local disk C drive programming hold on hold on local Drive and then okay goodness snaps okay so go to program 86. and then go down to stem say Steam okay I click Steam and Steam maps theme apps and then common then you make a call at New Vegas folder in here you right click um new folder fall out New Vegas I Could Just name it anything right it doesn't matter correct um yeah just call it newbig okay there's that file I don't think it worked for me because I already have a seat Drive fold same here but I don't think it matters okay so now we're gonna install it to that folder it didn't let me make it folder though because it says I already have a C drive folder um let me see if I don't even know why you have to do this [Music] it let me make it I have the my folder in but I also have a Fallout New Vegas folder as well should I clean delete it yeah probably but let you do it it didn't let me do it yeah let me clean delete this real quick so I'll go here um mine just keep saying you're driving drive already has a library I'll I'll help you I'll walk you through it real quick let me what the [ __ ] where did I go uh team apps common Fallout New Vegas I want to delete you okay all right do it again start go you don't you don't have any um follow New Vegas files on here at all right no okay so go let me choose another location this drive already has a library folder hey how you doing that the hell okay so go to your file all the way at the bottom left on your desktop yeah that that file thing go to your C and yeah click through all that we're going to see what kind of things you have go all the Steam app oh what you went through two Commons I only went through one common one through one you just went through two no yeah go all the way to the C again let me all right click that yeah see you're you're gonna go through this common files that's what you did so go back one and then go all the way down to steam there it is and then go down to steam apps and in common this is this is how I went I only went through one comment and then you go down to no no no so okay you're in the comment and then you go yeah you're gonna have to delete that one and then make a Fallout I typed it all weird okay there's that now you're done I've already had the library fold um I don't think it matters dude now how the [ __ ] do I foreign alrighty let me uh delete all this [ __ ] that I put in here yeah it was kind of kind of weird I don't know why I was asking to do all this so I will put it in my what driver are you putting it in okay I'll do that as well okay the GTA La Heist dude I like I like your monitor man it's a very clean a lot cleaner than a than what you usually have had to have all right I'm done you ready to try it here's the next step though you 's The Next Step oh my gosh here's this [ __ ] fast as hell dude mine's at two percent Jesus Christ he was just [ __ ] burning why is yours six gigs in mines [ __ ] seven you have some of the no and you'd have to like click download the DLC you won't get it just by getting the game I'm at eight percent Zach I need to download something called install call loot loot windows 64. you have seven zip yes I believe from when you gave it to me okay go get loot or let me see would I just go on the internet l-o-o-t space Explorer the load order optimization tool or Nexus mods pull it up uh so okay there's download load what version do you have 0.20.0 all right uh okay open it with sevensup and the characters hold on one second Okay so let me show you I got this I'm at this page there's a assets it says here's the win.64 version here's a not this exe one I got the stuff oh this is seven zip version okay I see take that I'm gonna click this huh oh yeah this is the one that you told me to get yeah a long time ago it's way better and so here I am salute.exe and the drop down you want to select New Vegas this one okay so I'll take this put that there alrighty now I just wait I'm at 37 percent damn why is your internet so slow did I have no [ __ ] clue right now it's I was playing uh what's it called perfectly fine with you right now I loved it wasn't lagging no nothing but dude downloading this look at this like my speed is where can I find my speed 11 megabytes per second I don't know what to do it's [ __ ] these internet people man they're [ __ ] sucking a bag of Blicks all day so while this is downloading which is going to take a while let me go fire up some pasta on the grill warm up some pasta I'll be right back [Music] foreign foreign [Music] let's go oh download is done hey there's that yeah how you feeling pretty good trying to figure this pretty pretty [ __ ] litty titty dude off of that Twisted Tea oh dude so it looks like I've got the multiplayer thing work here the lobby I don't know hmm foreign foreign [Music] I'll be here to help you shortly Zach foreign foreign foreign okay I think I got it figured out all right I think I got it figured out now so you don't need my help uh just kidding I wouldn't be any hope really what do you need to do now to download the mvmp launcher what in the world is that the biggest multiple player launcher okay um New Vegas multiplayer launcher mvmlp your MPL and VMP nvmp okay getting started New Vegas multiplayer launcher roller uh do you know where that's at all right means things to know things to avoid is it um installing required software drivers sorry I am so it looks like I need NET Framework Microsoft Visual and 7-Zip you have them okie dokie um you went way down uh this one hiccup Windows protected your PC um oh here we go I'm not running anywhere oh he's gonna take seven million years now uh go a desktop go to gotta go to your call Button program ADC in the Fallout New Vegas what is my I thought we weren't playing this on Epic we are okay um games passwords okay epic epic epic Epica or the steam origin oh here we go login now what the [ __ ] is this man please click on the head of the animal s there I apparently I got it wrong Zach incorrect response please click each image complaining a c-plane what's a ysc plane okay Zach [Music] get it no I keep saying this response or whatever please click on the head of the animal okay I'm assuming we're right there at the cheek so right there at the cheek uh uh [ __ ] right there at the cheek again okay hold on I got mine first try baby okay there you go so I had to open it up here and do it it was I think this one just fished your fished my password which is which is [ __ ] let me let me change my password in the bottom right oh let me change my password oh yeah probably did all right Zach how do I change my password then on the bottom right but I want to all right this is the bottom right the thing that opened browsero oh oh [Music] this thing so now uh we should be able to yeah IP [Music] ad and what's that um oh connect via IP so I would type yours this is mine localhost 27015 IP address and Port of a server to connect to foreign okay so I have localhost do I do this before or do I delete everything and then just type what you're going to tell me okay deleting everything typing what you're going to tell me 47 uh one four nine uh 150 . 1 that's this thing right okay yep [Music] okay and then uh once do I do it now or like once you're up or uh not sure could not connect unreachable yeah I guess launch first oh [ __ ] here let me stop this I gotta go guys ah just kidding for just kidding what's up I think we're gonna play uh Fallout New Vegas multiplayer bro please damn this is like about PV PVP or what um no although I think this one I don't know the servers are weird and all that stuff but this one four out of four it says factions housing based building I don't want any of that I want to just you know me you Zach and roll around going in the tunnels and everything [ __ ] up the tunnel rats I don't have Fall Out Boys it takes forever play some Borderlands right now oh yeah which one Pandora Edition and that came with all the DLC and all the content for one two and three oh oh so you got Borderlands one Borderlands 2 and Borderlands three and all the other ones too how much was that 60 bucks well I'll pay 30 because I already had Borderlands 2 and 3 but I don't have I didn't have all the DLC so basically for everything was like 33 books okay that's good it was like uh I think 30 or 60 dollars for Fallout New Vegas I mean uh sorry for Borderlands three and uh Jacob and Brett got it and they were like oh yeah you [ __ ] come and play come and play I was like no no no like you know school and testing and all that stuff I don't want to delve into some new ass game and whatever yeah in like a week later Borderlands three a Gold Edition came out free on Epic and I'm like oh yeah so I got it Zack and I played it but I don't know how to play it why we never I never played a game get your bearing but it is pretty fun I got like it's basically there you go I see it what can you tell me a looter shooter kind of like this oh yeah yeah yeah so like I like those kind of games they're fun but I don't like um like the division where you have to grind for a specific perks Destiny you have like the three specific perks that you get I just like looting and shooting you know and then along the way getting bigger and better things you can see she's eating yes man I don't know I don't have like this is my only day off I usually don't get a day off dude I've been working a lot a lot I asked if Jacob was telling me are you working working man yeah dude saving lives giving breathing treatments okay you being a nurse say look at you being a saint getting Earth I was about to say getting nurse tail [Music] yeah someone let's just be be hot man [Music] I was dude speaking of which I'm finally I'm dating a nurse actually are you really yep hold up oh was that pics of you pics of you Bowman or it never happened bro I'll take some pictures next time let's see here man post her up sheesh give me a bit of Max in the middle of a game um all of a sudden in the middle again whatever happened to that [ __ ] Peruvian princess that was your client oh my God no I basically ghosted her oh good what happened [Music] dude that uh day that we went out with zini she's like yeah dude you could totally Park here it's [ __ ] fine I parked here yesterday dude we come back from that little club and uh big old like 60 tickets I slapped on our cars [ __ ] [ __ ] like dude last time dude tell me why the beat some guy hit my car too what you've been up yeah I don't know if I told you yes I went back to where I parked there was a [ __ ] scratch on my car like on the right on the left-hand side like someone backed out or backed in or whatever next guy's outside of it but [ __ ] can you tell me your name so much man I hate people in Santa Monica I was just like bro Santa Monica yeah it was like that's why I don't come out of places people are just [ __ ] yeah exactly dude and it's like I'm I'm sitting here like making big boy money and everything in the um I'm like okay dude like in like three months three or four months I can go buy like a new Tacoma you know yeah did you like no no no I haven't um but like I'm already though I don't I don't know dude because like I'm making good money and so hold on okay yeah oh do I have the game launched no I'm on that little um multiplayer server launcher thing do you want me to try to launch the game completely perhaps yeah okay let me launched the game so I'm going I'm launching it through Steam that's what you want okay Fallout New Vegas will know detect your video hardware and okay it's fine well I'll just message your settings or this um someone just messaged me who message me this game is loud same okay I'm launching it now just wait for it to load up hahaha that is up for me too God damn once you've loaded up alt tab over to the big player window and then try to connect same numbers [Music] okay for you but if that's your name that's your name I'm dog Mitchell welcome to Good Springs now I hope you don't mind but I had to go rude and around there you just need a little river hell yeah I take prizes this is way more difficult I don't even know what's gonna work I just need a little revive I miss that all radio is going all the way up I love listening to the radio myth yeah I got most of the ride anyway stuff okay Zachary I am any of the numbers again well I'm at the main menu I can continue I can new I can load s why don't you walk down no you said go through Steam and launch it I know but you can't open the server brother well yeah alt tab and then here sorry alt Tab and then now I'm at the New Vegas multiplayer the thing that we downloaded uh the New Vegas multiplayer the little server browser so now I go connect via IP you're a 47 149 19 215 27 0 15. I'm going to connect could not connect unreachable yeah you put the com or the colon 27015 with that yeah so it's 47.149.19.215 dot or semicolon 27015. now I'm gonna try connect again nope are you in the game like you can move your character around yeah okay let me delete this type that in there nope okay let me let me launch a new game damn mercenary pack items added to inventory Caravan okay I think I do have the DLC damn it Jesse well I don't know what all this stuff is tribal pack classic pack all these things are just getting added to my [ __ ] bad people crap people crap people [Music] oh my God I blew my body [ __ ] and he became buzzer food he became Buzzard food is on cannot connect unreachable like what the [ __ ] those are the co-op stuff started Apple blew the [ __ ] up you um when you go to the multiplayer launcher thing do you see a browser in there an official browser and it has like four people in it right now try to connect to that it won't let me because I might be able they need dead money cards oh it says that I need to install these yeah so yeah so I have dead money I have hearts I have Blues uh The Lonesome Road I have Arsenal you have them all yeah so I have all that but I just need to download the um last five the uh oh I don't know what I'm downloading on these things what are these like Breezy press Jr Watcher what are those it looks like their New Vegas uh install and join then I'll just buy the deal you must link your Discord to connect to this server open Discord and link to Epic there is already an instance of Fallout New Vegas running okay so I guess I just fall out down I gotta go buy the DLC hold on hold on hold on hold on yeah it launched but let me let me make sure I'm joining their game foreign [Music] there we go I have The High Ground awaken we have the high grounds there oh show me level 12 what am I supposed to be against the holy damn how am I supposed to compete but you all right I think since I like [ __ ] clicked a million things this game froze I had to give up on this [ __ ] let me just restarted oh [ __ ] I'm about to refund oh [ __ ] that's so [ __ ] we have with two shots all righty let me okay so let me see I'm gonna click this click authenticate oh [ __ ] I'm not gonna stream or anything yet Zach let me just go ahead hi Jacob you guys ready for tomorrow's Ultimate Chicken horn that's ultimate Jacob to you that's awesome for Jacob to you what's going on yeah you're gonna play The Ultimate Chicken War dude you're not gonna play um multiplayer New Vegas with us whoa yeah baby that's what I'm saying it doesn't work no I'm in yeah I am I have to create my character though it's a new game I guess just kidding I'm not in yet it's still loading oh [ __ ] there you go plan o that's how the cookie crumbles about that cookie God damn it let me give me another Dr Pepper can you just need a little revive give me one are you talking to Cindy Jesus Christ I have to strike her down or what I'm gonna have to strangle her sideways dude hey yo hey hey yo what though that doesn't work it's still in the loading screen dude if it's going to be like this I don't want to play so I'm gonna just exit down it's modern gaming bro get used to it Amy he's a modern gaming Jesus Christ it is a bunch of [ __ ] oh you thought you're gonna play a game tonight no you thought he was playing tonight yeah nope oh wait it says what does this says uh it says front spreadsheet file MVP was not found on disk or failed to load due to graphical error try changing your resolution via game launcher Fallout New Vegas has certain texture restrictions that's why it's not loading up of course game bro yeah it is mm-hmm over breezes she can ride me she invite me for Fallout New Vegas is such a great game too is it I never played it oh dude I [ __ ] love around for real yeah yeah sir should you go play it right now [Music] you'll spend the one dollar now it's ten dollars no I think I do have I think I got it from epic I think epic gave it away for free yeah and I think I didn't get it I'm sure though yeah that's it's a great uh game to get into it like it a lot I don't have to finish board let's all get into it you play Borderlands I don't want to play that I have Borderlands three he's all about it tell him Carlos what's up I'm playing Borderlands one though but I want to start from the beginning that's what I'm doing bro what the [ __ ] why are you playing one yeah of all of them yeah I would I would really go up to three the long game The Full Experience [ __ ] I'll play for you I paid for the full experience I'm gonna get the full experience played two of us bro two's the best I don't have to oh my God oh my God works like one there's no four dude I know you little Kidder uh jokes are you with your jokes second ZR magaha the trickster um foreign [Music] yeah hopefully one round of this I'm gonna go jack off or what until you're trying to jerk off hey yo what the [ __ ] hey let me join hey yo what the [ __ ] my name tips and tricks foreign I barely left act one two which is crazy jeez oh I do have Borderlands too oh hell yes well I have three downloaded already down for whatever fool I think Jacob has three as well we got three okay play three let me know start up my shirt you just set up your [ __ ] dude oh no Zach's uh downloading wait class exact move freaking downloading video games what's up oh no Zach [ __ ] that I'm not watching that I'm not watching that [ __ ] headache of a game dude [ __ ] that dude it's the most intense chaotic pinball game ever dude I remember Zach was playing it and then Blake and I joined his like uh watching thing his stream and immediately Blake and I just got immediate headache backed out of it and we're like Zach what the [ __ ] are you doing to us let me see just pause it real quick Jacob your face is going to be grimacing okay let's go [ __ ] wasting my time bro look dude in like five minutes in order to be able to wake up on time funny you got work tomorrow Jacob yep except for you tonight dude today's my day off but it sucks I worked all last night and then I fell asleep and Zach woke me up at around like five o'clock he's like hey it's time for video games like oh yeah hell yeah dude that's how I slept half my day only rectangle huh what are they okay so Carlos I think you missed it dude was acting all crazy that's crazy but like dude like uh okay so you know like like you and I okay we're we're the same a girl comes in whatever if they want to play with us hang around like okay you and I were the same like we don't stiff over girls like we can come in and play like okay yeah come in and play enjoy you know but we're not gonna be like oh my God like zini come on in here like [ __ ] CD in my queen you know like whatever Congo has been [ __ ] like Victoria and uh so she gets in and immediately that's that's funny ha ha like yeah she does sound hot but like and then he goes what's your number like what's this what's that it like keeps oh like uh what's introding you know like I'm crying I'm crying crying in front of everybody and then so um he's like hey do you have like Instagram I was like yeah she has an Instagram so like he's like [ __ ] cough it up you know whatever so she gives it to him and uh she gives it to him and he's like hounding her on it and like sending her messages and then posting up in the like in our chat and uh sending her DMS and that's like the funniest one Jacob and I make fun of it it's like I have he posts a picture of two rules you guys like inside of me are two rules one wants to fix it apart and like make you bleed and the other ones that tenderly soft love you like things like that and it'll like attack Victoria I was like Victoria this is for you maybe you know like oh no it was crazy bro so like she she calls me she messages me like hey dude hit your boy like he's very like this and that and whatever doing this this I was like Hey Congo you know like calm down dude like [Music] and then he's like he's like hey dude like this may seem a little like out of whatever um but I was just wondering do you mind if I talk to her and I'm like dude what the [ __ ] what are you doing first of all I don't care what you do you know this is America you're an adult and I'm not dating her like I'm not her daddy or not her boyfriend I'm not her husband [ __ ] whatever dude yeah he keeps calling me and texting me and this and that and he's just like hey you think I can he's like do you think I can message her do you think I could do this why why do you think that she's not replying and I'm like dude you're weird because you're weird yeah dude he lives all the way in Fresno and she lives all the way in La Quinta and um so he's like desperately trying to make it work like dude yeah oh this guy does he know how to talk to females yeah I don't think he does you know 100 gigabytes yeah Zach but that'll be like two seconds for you you had that blazing fast internet I don't know why mine was taking so long but yeah like I was like dude do you know how to talk to girls man like do it like me like because then he was asking me like it got to the I was giving him players and helping him out but yeah but then it got to the point where he was like hounding me and I'm like dude [ __ ] off dude like dude just do yourself man like you know whatever I'm not gonna help you don't text me don't message me don't do anything about this anymore yeah and so like dude I'm over at Victoria's place right and we're just kidding yeah well we're just like kind of like hanging out whatever and um so um what happened oh so we had a we had a couple of drinks and all that stuff and then um well because because the [ __ ] King of the castle is here dude stuff like that bro and uh and then uh so anyways we're just like hanging out having a good time whatever enjoying each other and uh she what is she she goes to the bathroom or something and then she goes oh my God and I thought she like [ __ ] died or something and she goes yeah this guy is [ __ ] calling me why'd you give him your number dude and um yeah you don't understand how much courage it takes to call someone nowadays dude [Music] all these guys man they just ghost me and he got like conch putting in the effort totally putting in the work the work of a true Soldier and so she's just like oh my god dude this guy's like so [ __ ] weird and so this and that and then I think like I leave or whatever and I'm back home and then he texts me he goes hey dude he goes I'm so sorry I'm like you okay dude he was hey dude I didn't know that you were [ __ ] talking to her like you and Victoria were talking and like you guys are you know getting together and all that stuff he goes dude if I would have known that I would have never stepped and he goes I didn't want to step on another dog's you know on another dog's like a doghouse or something he goes dude he was like dude that's totally my bad you know like [ __ ] respect brother like I didn't know and you know this I was like no dude we're not I I known Victoria for like almost 20 years you know like she's a really good friend and this and that and uh but what I said was is like I was like no dude I have Cindy like I'm not I'm not talking to her at all you know like this and that so I think um what what she meant as in like hey dude like Jesse and I are a [ __ ] thing stop bothering me oh you know so I was like damn dude like you just [ __ ] I was like if you so I texted I was like dude if you want to play it like that like yeah let me know prior [ __ ] Came Out Swinging it was crazy oh that's crazy bro he must not know how to talk to females because Jesus Christ apparently he does dude but not like that again I don't know about that man like I was telling Chris about it today over breakfast like when I went went out with them um in friend everyone's welcome nobody could ever pronounce your name he's married has two kids all that stuff but he's kind of like a little nosy when I oh he's like he's like who is that you know I was like oh that's my buddy you know known her for x amount of time and he's like oh dope man like whatever we're inside I started talking we started he like asked questions but it's dope you know because they have like a whole bunch of [ __ ] to do as well um last time I went yeah well last time I went there there was Coachella you know Coachella yeah yeah way the [ __ ] out there so like from her house you could hear the music and everything so like we had a whole bunch of friends no it's it's not butt [ __ ] nowhere it's far dude nowhere bro no but um like there's there's Costco there's like all these little things over there there's like a hole yeah where people like old people go to retire so there's a whole bunch of old people there and all that stuff but like yeah we had a whole bunch of friends come over and we're all just chilling in the front yard listening to the music and you know with that little fires and whatnot so um it's dope because every other weekend her almost one kid stays at the dad's house you know she's a she's a not one really mess with in that way you know so she is yeah she has two baby daddies one is with her once yeah one kid stays with her 24 7 and then every other weekend he goes off to the dad's house and then the other one stays at the dad's house 24 7. so every other weekend yeah is her like free weekend so like I don't know like once every couple months like I'll go down there and we'll have like a big old hangout thing and um yeah yeah so I was telling him all that and he's like yeah Jesse but is she hot though I'm like dude she is [ __ ] like if she were to have no kids you know final stretch marks now then she'd be like a perfect kid yeah oh is she crazy though because no she's not like crazy crazy as far as like you know like yeah like that I I do qualify as crazy because it's just like dude you can't get your [ __ ] you can't get your [ __ ] straight you know that's a big deal you know so yeah that's crazy but she's not like Jesse Where Are You Jesse who is she you know like she don't care she knows this type of stuff um but okay I'm gonna die [ __ ] Congo dude and then zeny gets in the chat no no not Zina girl yeah my poor little my poor little innocent babies and so she's in the chat and I I thought they met each other before I guess not what is it but then he's like oh you sound hot and I'm like hey I'm like oh my God Congo dude you should check out I was like you struck out on Victorian man come on don't start with Becca bro yeah she's like a little innocent girl so like fun this and that and it's funny too because uh Blake texts me or calls me he's like hey man how'd it go you know you went to the whatever with her the other night or whatever he was talking and he goes hey these dudes are like zany man like you you finally got to see her and like hang out with her and everything I'm like yeah dude like it was fun you should have went you know and he goes oh yeah yeah so did you bring Cindy is a really good friend and you know I wanted to share the experience and all that stuff and like zini and Cindy like hooked up like really well together and um so he goes oh okay like it was shooting for the threesome yeah he's like dude is she like is she like really hot or something I was like no I was like honestly I was like I love zini to death but I was like no dude she's like not a looker at all and then uh he goes oh that's that's odd I was like what do you mean that's odd dude I was like she's cool yeah so that's just not like you [Music] inside of you know I was like we're not like the rest of the men yeah I was like dude if you're cool like yeah I'm gonna hang out with you like whatever I'm not like drooling over somebody constantly or whatever but he's like