hold on stop we can't stop this whole police thing stop why not well because you don't want to go to jail it might make it more adventurous I could non admission of guilt just saying you got a copy of it just right there well I will I will admit the guilt I will admit the guilt anytime they want me to because I am guilty I'm a guilty as [ __ ] as any other one just right here where that X is where I sign right where that X is sirch 237 yes uh I'm over here on Dayton Street and some car just flew down the street and hit something down here at the corner of banok and dayon Street and I don't know whether the car's still there but it sound like it was pretty bad accident all right we actually have several calls coming in we have a met where did the how you doing where did the driver huh driv you were you driving I now we crashed our car the brakes when I [ __ ] crashed the damn car okay so you were who was driving well my son was driving but it doesn't really matter at this point does it it does cuz you hit a hydrant you hit this hydrant it was my bad it was a mistake okay I got how bad is the hydrant it's huh it's sideway sideways well it's not leaking flu fluid right right that's a good thing but still an accident so we've got to get everybody's information trying you do what you got to do okay you have few to drink tonight that's why he's driving nothing wrong with it if you're not d a second hold on hold on I'm trying to call hold on you're all right why would that matter it doesn't cuz you weren't driving that's right that's I'm just saying sir you got your if who was driving call it does no it doesn't okay it doesn't matter who was driving are you are you human or are you them oh my are you human or are you them which part are you it's are you human or are driving which part of this life are you Mom let me tell you this which part of this [ __ ] life Are you Mister Hey listen man dad tell you right now dad just shut the [ __ ] up and sit the [ __ ] down I don't submit to anybody because nobody's injured everything's all right was a what's your last name don't confront with us S A don't confront with us and is and Nancy is and NY don't confront with us shut the [ __ ] up and sit the [ __ ] down hey chill out listen man listen talking to my dad I'm sorry I'm a Hey listen man get out of the street come over here and stand on the sidewalk Dad I'm AER do you understand I'm a bander I'm a bystander I got you okay I'm watch I'm going watch what you guys do understand I'm watchstander I'm going to watch what you do and I'm going to preserve and make sure you do the right thing so do it I'm assuming he was in a car I don't know going to end up going for disorderly back up I've had it I told you three times enough three times what hold on three times what three times what get out of the street three times what to back up get out of the street three times what get out of the streets three times what three times what cigar no I won't put my cigarette down I will smoke my [ __ ] cigarette where I would smoke your cigarette down or get I will not put my Street then I'll Stand wherever the [ __ ] I want hold on stop we can't stab this whole police thing stop no stop why would I get on the sidew supposed to be in the middle of the street get on the sidewalk but I'm wanted to do what I want hold on a second this is the whole police thing this is wrong this is where y'all Y wrong this is where yall wrong put it down my wall in my pocket right here not aat my wall is right here put in my pocket can you see this don't arrest me because iest me because I [ __ ] don't arrest me I don't like it you have a CU key to double don't arrest me y'all don't yall arrest me don't yall arrest me because that's bad don't arrest me all you had to do is listen I'm going to give your wallet to your son is that all right yeah but don't F don't shoot hey don't shoot don't shoot [ __ ] hey dude shut up what don't [ __ ] shoot [ __ ] you're an [ __ ] come on you're going to come to the car yeah I'm a [ __ ] I'm going to do whatever yeah [ __ ] you look at you look at you for drolling me along again here we go here we go as again I know it's a [ __ ] damn stop as please don't pleas don't make an you got anything on you go poke sticker stab please don't make an example of me please please don't make an example of me all right sir no example we made you're already under arrest yes young lady girl hey tough girl hey tough girl you [ __ ] bad ass what I know yall got I know y'all got to have your control feet thank you welcome put your feet in well thank you very much thank you for showing your control put your feet in I will okay put it in no don't act like a child any hold on hold on don't be a dick about it hold on give me put your foot in hold on I'm the one SM cigarett yeah you know absolutely man you're totally fine so listen well you got a ride coming my mother okay so your dad is for right now while we working his paperwork as of right now he's going to be at summons so he's going to have a court date for disorderly conduct okay and everything like that uh do you know how far away she with your dad my mother yeah from 50 minutes she's 50 minutes away yeah you guys said you live around the corner I I live what we're on dating right I one streight over on picking okay um well your car's getting tow no I mean obviously so listen either we can uh drive your dad over there [Applause] and that would be ideal yeah like we can drive you and your dad over there that way you don't have a walk for him to do whatever cuz I don't I mean he's been drinking a lot tonight obviously I me he's four years sober he just [ __ ] up last night I got you it's really a problem I mean I it was my niece's birthday today and we were at a birthday party hi since it was technically like our devil strip do we need to do anything no it'll all be in the report where it happened at okay um so it at all you guys are okay okay no I see that you have the for sale sign yeah no um you can uh I can give you the report number if you'd like yeah that' be great um Let me let me go grab it real quick um so that way you can let your realtor know okay why it's all a yeah we're closing tomorrow so oh good okay yeah give me one second okay yeah all right so go ahead step out I'm going to take your handcuffs off and we'll take you up to uh sign your summons and I'll give you a copy all right going there we go Dad this was a night he no he was cool he was nice this was a nice gentleman right here I appreciate that you actually talk to me like a human being sure did he did actually no I'm not going to lie he he talked to me like I was a human L pops what mom's coming here's the [ __ ] lesson learned is not all police are bad go ahead and walk up to the front of the car Budd not all police are bad can you walk up to the front of the car for us please thank right here to be written on your copy just right here uh your court date it's going to be written on your copy it's 8:25 which is going to be Thursday sign here it's non- admission of guilt just saying you got a copy of it it's right there well I will I will admit the guilt I will admit the guilt any time they want me to because I am guilty I'm a guilty as [ __ ] as any other one just right here where that X is where sign right where that X is Sir this one right here yep that'd be the one all right well I'm going to tell you what let me get that and I'll get you your copy sir like I said your court date is the 25th and it's down at 217 South High you understand that it's going to be at 1:00 what if I don't show up if you don't show up you'll have a warrant and you'll go to jail so don't do that we don't want to do that why not well because you don't want to go to jail it might make it more adventurous I could all right sir well you have a good night you're I hear your wife hold on something I got to say about D okay well come on man we're holding up traffic yep everybody's locked in oh have a good night mom's coming to us all right sir have a good night well thank you all very much yeah all right let's go come on