Hey everyone, they thought they could get away with it, but karma had other plans. Welcome to the ultimate compilation of package thieves getting instant karma. The owner wasn't home, so the porch pirate had it easy until the badass neighbor stepped in. That's when everything flipped. A few minutes later, I've never seen the cops show up that fast. While driving down the road, he spotted a package in front of a house, and decided to steal it. [Music] A few moments later, he grabbed it, made a run for his car, and then bang. Oh no. Karma hit hard. Meanwhile, this package thief picked the absolute wrong guy to mess with. Take a look. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry you got I'm willing to bet this was the last time he ever tried stealing a package, wasn't it? The house owner had no idea about the thief, but the neighbor was all over it. Man, I wish my neighbors were that loyal. One can only hope. with your [ __ ] ass [ __ ] What the [ __ ] This is just hilarious. Just watch this clip. [ __ ] I wasn't trying to steal it. One man in Tacoma got so sick of porch pirates, he turned his front steps into a prank show, Jy rigged a fake package that explodes with sound, not shrapnel, using 12 gauge blanks. It's like Home Alone, but for adults. Oh my god. So far, 15 thieves have picked it up and instantly picked a new life path. In Chicago, one burglar picked the wrong house and got sauteed instead of stealing. Homeowner Jason Williams grabbed a frying pan. Yes, a frying pan. And chased the guy out like it was breakfast gone wrong. One swing at the door. One swing at the fence. No eggs, just charges. Burglary and a side of aggravated battery. This person just came and picked the box and left. Beautiful. Yeah, forget porch pirates. This guy's a driveway desperado. He swiped a $1,600 iPad right out of the FedEx driver's hands like it was a relay race. Wait. The camera caught it all. Grab dash. BMW getaway. The homeowner shocked. The driver shaken. The thief clearly thought signature required meant his. This porch pirate thought she was slick. Grabbed three packages. Then boom. Oh no. Karma tackled her harder than a Seahawks linebacker. Her ankles doing the floppy fish. She's crying. And the getaway driver. helps her up, then goes back for the loot. Teamwork makes the crime hurt worse. In Colorado, one porch pirate got prime time busted. A woman saw her package get swiped on her ring cam, jumped in her car, and went full Amazon Avenger. Tracked the thief down midwalk like, "Excuse me, ma'am. Return my box before I return these hands. I'm going to call the police. Package recovered. Dignity not so much. I've got you on camera. In Portland, Matt Coats served up a special holiday delivery. A decoy REI box filled with dog poop. A porch pirate took the bait, then ditched the stink bomb 25 minutes later like it was radioactive. What? Moral of the story, steal a package, get a whiff of karma. Porch pirates struck what? Then got chased down by a boy band. In Arkansas, five teen BFFs dropped the controllers, turned into crime fighting legends, and ran down two package snatchers. The thieves mumbled apologies, did the walk of shame, and returned the goods. Lesson learned. Don't steal in Fort Smith. One Direction might be watching. She came. She crouched. She cleaned house. This Miami porch pirate hit the jackpot. Four packages in one swoop. But plot twist. Her big heist might get unraveled by a possible [ __ ] stamp or maybe just a tag. Either way, she left behind more clues than a Scooby-Doo villain. This porch pirate didn't even wait for the coast to clear. He snatched the package right in front of the homeowner like it was a relay race and the guy was handing off the baton. Six iPhones gone in 6 seconds. Even the delivery driver was like, "Wait, was that part of my route? Bold move, buddy. Now the cops want your autograph." This porch pirate pulled the old beer made me do it defense. Swiped two packages on a dare, then returned with a handwritten apology letter like it was 1853. Dear sir or madam, I regret my foolish deeds. P.S. I'm from a good family. Nice try, Shakespeare, but the cops still want an encore at the station. Forget Santa's elves. This little porch pirate is out here doing holiday heists in footy pajamas. Outside Cincinnati, a tiny tot casually boosts a package like it's snack time. A while in Florida, grown-up Grinch Kinsley the red-nosed bandit cries but won't give back the goods. Tis the season for sticky fingers and security footage. This porch pirate tried to jack an HD TV. Oh no. But forgot to check if it fit in his clown car. First the back door fails. Then the trunk laughs in his face. So what does Genius do? Drives off with both flapping like he's launching a Best Buy parade float. Smooth move, Einstein. This porch pirate brought back up a baby. What are you talking about, man? He sneaks up, grabs the package, then pulls the old just out for a stroll act when caught. That bro really said nothing to see here. Just teaching my kid how to commit petty theft. Ah, yes. The Riverview Rocket stealing packages in broad daylight like it's Amazon Prime for criminals. Smile for the camera, buddy. You just earned yourself a starring role on Dumb Crimes and Doorbells. Maple Shades stealthiest porch pirate thinks a ski mask and shopping bag make him incognito. A spoiler. Ring Cam says, "Nice try, but we see you." Yeah, thank you. Blanch is back on the porch prowl again like it's Amazon Prime for her house, too. Okay, now think about what you're saying. I mean, you're She knows she's on camera. knows she's on YouTube and somehow still struts over like it's her unboxing channel. That's the way I was trying to help you out. Okay, girls got more nerve than my Wi-Fi router. [Music] Camera recording. [Music] I was just joking. [Music] Come on, man. [Music] [Music] [Music] Where you [Music] [Music] And that's a wrap on Porch Pirate Patrol, where the only thing stolen is dignity and karma's always got a front row seat. Stay safe. Watch those packages. And remember, your neighbor's camera is basically your new best friend.