Okay, all right, all right. Am I being arrested? 4,486 patients were treated by a woman who was never a nurse. She didn't spend a single day in jail. Adam Bardisa graduated nursing school in Florida, but failed the national licensing exam. So, she did what no one should ever do. She stole another nurse's identity, a real nurse who happened to share her first name. She handed AdventHealth the license number of Adam Rooba, a nurse at a sister hospital. When HR noticed the last name didn't match, Bardisa said she'd just gotten married. They asked for the marriage certificate, she never produced one. They let her keep working anyway. Over the next 7 months, she treated 4,486 patients. She allegedly sold Ozempic to a coworker and injected another with birth control. 14 felony charges, a judge said there was no evidence any patient was actually harmed and handed her 5 years probation, 50 hours of community service, and an apology letter. Adjudication withheld, meaning no conviction on her record. Zero days in jail. The real Adam Rooba sued in court and asked why her license was stolen. She never got an answer. Fair sentence or failure of the system? Tell me what you'd have done.