Top five funniest moments by police officers. How freaky do I need to get for you to tase me right now? Would I tase? Well, if I just like start peeing on your car, will he tase me then? No, I won't tink. What if I like start wrest I like start wrestling you? If you start wrestling with me? Yeah. You just don't wrestle. There's nothing I can do for you to tape me right now. Damn. I just want to get my freak on, bro. No. All right. You have a good one. Yeah. You're standing. You're standing in the road. You're standing in the road. Get out of the Come here. Come here. Get over here. Get over here. What are you doing? What are you doing? So, no helium. No, I don't want any helium. Who you texting? Excuse me? Who you texting? Who's that? Is that any of your business? I just want to make sure it's not my mom. She's having daddy issues right now. That's her problem. I know. But you're not texting her, though. Sir, walk away. You're not texting her, though? Sir, walk away. I just want to make sure. Like, she said she likes Z and uniforms, though. Walk away. Who you texting? That's none of your business, sir. Just need to make sure it's not my dad. Who is your dad? He's looking for a sugar mama. Oh, Lord. Where? You're looking for a sugar mama? Yeah. You lying? Uh-uh. I just want to make sure you're not texting him or nothing. Your daddy ain't looking for a sugar mama. Yeah, he is. You look rich. That's why I'm asking. I'm rich. You're not rich. So, I don't need to worry about you or nothing talking. I'm just here make sure no one's talking to my daddy. No, I'm not talking to your daddy. If I wouldn't have slowed down, y'all was not going to catch me. And let me been in that new scat pack, I would have took off on y'all, dumb ass. You two [ __ ] just made the biggest mistake of your lousy career.