foreign it's just a Campfire story for the kids it's um they're supposedly an old woman who died in a fire a few years back she haunts the woods looking for a lost baby boy they're like reports of these birds or whatever and this figure that floats around you know textbook stuff some people say that if she catches you alone try to turn you into her son or kill you or something I don't know it's never really been clear anyways Corey leave that up it's right here in the podcast right cool story bro hey what's up David Martez oh yeah you got a cooler one yeah no I wasn't being sarcastic I didn't really tell it no no seriously dude I think it just it came out wrong you got to be careful with this stuff man this shit's true dude [ __ ] what's the hold up hack of Tears yeah nearly done Mr H we're up to it get those butts in gear sorry mystery yeah it deliberates the ladies follows ghost stories you asked ghost stories the hag of hackett's Quarry hey you still have the van key Mr h well yes I do it's me you know I'd lose my head if it wasn't stuck on back to the office give me a hand would you Ryan oh okay yo Mr h uh what's Up DJ Dylan chance I could get a little charge I want to have some tunes for the rest no can do come on that's like super hey dude I'm like the chillest flipping bro in the whole world man I just need some tunes for the ride man all right that's enough five minutes like like five minutes that's all I need man he said no okay yeah I know but I was just hi Mitch of the van okay hey what's up loading Frost how you doing foreign Chris I'm actually glad we got a moment to talk uh oh I'm not fired am I no I am doing good it's just you know about the whole thing with the hold that thought partner I'm gonna have to take this oh yeah okay okay sir hello they're almost out of here all right just hold your damn horses all right everything's A-Okay on this end this is a waste of time no should I have probably staying out of the way speaking of which the longer you keep me on this damn phone the longer it's gonna take me to get rid of these damn kids of course adios sorry I was a Oh I wasn't listening I was just like waiting I mean I heard oh yeah I mean I would I didn't hear what you were we're cool champ just come on in sorry I pushed you out like that thank you you need a hand looking for the keys no end of summer busy busy anyway you were asking me oh oh yeah yeah it was just the whole animation school thing we thought I should do right you know whether or not I should like leave my sister with my grandparents since I'd have to live on campus you know I'm not exactly around so I wouldn't want to leave Sarah on her own her family's small enough as it is well family is important right dang it is everything okay you got a hot day tonight oh boy feeling new so uh what what did you need me for you're one of my favorite counselors Ryan you know that one of the good ones but do you know how many calls I get from parents letter after letter these terrified kids that they send home I didn't realize that believe it or not scaring kids away from sleep away can't it's kind of bad for business so maybe just ease up on the ghost stories sorry I didn't realize it was such a big deal gotta understand the repercussions of your actions Buster it's a big part of being a counselor's leader yeah yeah just stick to Kumbaya next time okay what's that you guys don't do Kumbaya anymore good grief I'm outgrowing My Own cliches seriously Chris what's going on I just want to get you guys safely out of Dodge before the sun goes down what it's getting dark Ryan and it's not safe to drive in the dark and safety is the first step towards fun just give me a minute I learned good God damn are they please say goodbye to Caleb and Kaylee for me he's sort of just snuck off I don't see him again next year Caleb works at the scrap yard during the off season and Kaylee well she's still figuring out what she wants to do she's got her whole life ahead of her they both just come and go as they please really teenagers am I right I actually could have used to help packing up since we were short stuff hey you guys seem to manage all right but I'll tell them both you are sad you missed them unlocked the van put the keys in my pocket came in the office right where I left let's get at them make sure they're all ready to go for real this stuff wait how did you get your phone back before the rest I never turned it in be sure to turn it off before you handed it in Dylan them's the rules you noob I try not to dwell on the past man good because it's time to dwell on the minivan get on with our respective lives move it let's go what's the problem ah dude I don't know I I think there's something wrong with the engine Mr H yeah I see that yeah dude it's just like kaput all right let me try dude I'm telling you all right it's busted well maybe you're doing it well maybe you're doing it wrong what the [ __ ] dude enough both of you [ __ ] come on come on chill out chill dude I thought I told you kids to check everything no we did it it should be working yeah well Coulda and Shoulda doesn't mean it is does it damn it okay okay look it's not that big of a deal okay we'll just spend one more night here no no just stop let me think foreign damn it you're right you're right yeah what yeah you're right hey Brian come here for a second make sure that everybody is inside the lodge for tonight lock the doors no one in no one out no one got it okay I'll be back first thing in the morning and we'll get you all on the road you just have to keep everyone inside can you promise me you'll do that yes sure we'll stay inside and a boy lock the doors after God's sake keep the noise down [Applause] so what was that about yeah said to stay inside that we're not leaving until the morning [Music] you kidding me what are we supposed to do well we'd go inside like he said we could go inside until morning yeah or or we could do something else what how are you talking about no Mr Hackett no screaming kids just a bunch of grown-ass adults ready to cut loose and get down with their animal side oh p-a-r-t why the [ __ ] not all right it seems like the stars have aligned for us now okay okay okay one last epic bonfire blowout for all time oh dude [ __ ] yes I meant Nick you're in yeah I mean Dylan's in obviously my man Caitlin I go where my people need me yeah okay um what do you say yeah Mr Hackett seemed pretty insistent we stay in the lodge she's just trying to freak us out you know like um like one of Ryan's stupid ghost stories why would he want to scare us I don't think he was trying to freak us out Jacob I think he was really freaked out by somebody Jesus Christ Chris seemed real serious about this guys just say you're in man come on one last night dude he won't even know I promised no no no dude dude all right we get it you know you know you uh with Daddy yeah well someone's got to give a [ __ ] oh you know what I don't care what you guys do oh Ryan come on man wait all right all right all right hacketeers party planning committee let's do this um okay first things first Nick and Abby you ever get some firewood uh Emma and I will go to stores for some supplies and uh Dylan you just I don't know figure out how to charge the phones or something all right let's do this that way foreign I was hoping you'd come back to me [Music] found you need to look around you find my cards and I can help you where I'm from we look out for each other find them please you better be going it's still early and the Moon is bright but time won't wait not for those with a story to tell be careful look out for yourselves and look out for my cards so here we are stranded in the Great American wild with nothing but our wits to guide us will Humanity Prevail or will we grow ravenous and resort to eating the Flesh of the deceased like I saw in that one plane crash movie first course Jacob rich and full body this rare Beefcake may leave an irritating taste lingering on the palette and acquired taste well what looks like you're trying to thread a needle with a packet of loose sausages oh my God I'm almost done okay Jesus guy and for the record your analogies are very hurtful okay I'm almost there one second I mean I could have kicked it you listened it for me Okay so if I were a beer where would I be hiding baby baby what are you oh it's my beard helps me Dar for beers how am I just noticing how super lame you are what but it's my beard dude I'm just gonna I'm gonna go over here well the kids really wipe this place out Mr H The Love Is accessories hey it's meat skirt hey what's up Fusion hey I think it's locked I don't know what I was expecting foreign check out my giant melons you just cut a hole in it you pull in your vodka it's party time you just you pour the Vodka right in it yeah it's the most fun you could have with the hole in a watermelon or wow second most okay I'm Gonna Leave You two alone and go look for some more party supplies surprise subscribe Karen mascara foreign everything um what you uh what you doing shut up whoa good darling I want to get this place locked up I mean he left a strategy it's like um human rights whatever all right now let's see what we're working with hold that the door latch otherwise oh hell yeah in and out job done boom I want to look around go for it foreign there's 10 seconds fire pit so just let's let's go did a bear oh what what is it what is it a gun [Music] oh no okay I'm done so yeah yeah for Bears okay uh well I am gonna find something to call this lot foreign fireworks you know you know you're right you're right firewire oh yeah fireworks oh um in mind I just said um fireworks bags back there they were pretty messed up and I think they may have had blood on them oh oh stop stop stay right there oh dude peanut butter butterflies dude peanut butter [ __ ] butterpouts what are what are butter boxes I can't believe it um okay um oh my God they're like the greatest snack of all time what are they are they like popcorn what no no no no no they're nothing like popcorn they're like their own thing like their own sub-genre of food snacks you know what I haven't had these since I was a kid you are in for such a treat wait is there an expiration date on them um no they're still good oh my God they're like 20 years older okay look they predate expiration you're gonna love them well I saw a wheelbarrow out front so we can load up all our booty in there uh I'm sorry what booty oh it means like um like treasure or butts no before that wheelbarrow uh yeah yeah um okay uh it's like um it's like a barrel with wheels you can put stuff in it and just wheel it around ladies first which way which way [Music] all right he intercepted this is where the magic happens let's go and engage podcast yeah yeah all right uh what's it called the one that you're listening to right now uh bizarre yet bonafide so like ghosts and stuff it's like um yeah like the the weird and the wonderful digging up Weird Mysteries and discussing if they're well bonafide Banner all right get it yeah no bounds so should we check out Mr H keeps in his private denim sin uh I don't know man I feel a little weird going through this stuff okay well I don't I mean come on what kind of dirty secrets is the owner of a summer camp full of impressionable young children do I have anyway not Mr age I know he's cool it's always been cool to me foreign they're pretty reclusive hello what is this you hear that is that a truck I knew that there was a secret Sex Dungeon around here I bet you Mr H is into some real kinky [ __ ] I doubt it weren't there a couple counselors you never showed up why secret Sex Dungeon it's not funny probably just goes to the basement or something open it up all right well it looks like it's hit of Eternal Darkness so you're being dramatic climb down take a look look you can squeeze through there you opened it you climbed down what's down there oh my God Ryan you will not believe this what what it's nothing oh I had you going there for a second didn't I no maybe just shut up it is uh pretty spooky down here though and it smells very unnatural so yeah okay I'm coming back up oh that's a nice chair I could get used to this you better hope Mr H isn't catch you taking this baby out for a joy ride oh sorry bud gotta take this one second hello hack it's glory summer camp what doesn't kill you will make you stronger what can I do for you on this darn toot and doozy of a day is that your impression of Mr H uh yeah yeah yeah yeah I you're absolutely right he does need to be nicer to Dylan and uh what's that you want him to give Dylan his phone number that's a little forward but I can see what I can do let's move oh Lord Tierney and Max friendly oh yeah those are the ones that never showed up yeah it's because of these goobers that we had to work extra shifts this summer hey what's the gun for uh Chris Mr H told me it was for uh bears Bears here yeah yeah he said they don't really come around because he's got the gun leave it alone dude we're gonna be out partying in the woods tonight right what if the Bears try to crash okay it's it's like my mom always said if you want to party you gotta bring protection well I think that she was talking about condoms I'm not gonna [ __ ] a bear the most dangerous thing I've seen in these Woods is a pissed off squirrel that sounds pretty scary okay fine well we know where the gun is if we need it your call man yeah oh my God toss me the keys uh so you can poke around and Chris's private area I'm sorry is that something that only you're allowed to do party our heart come on what's the harm in looking it's you're not a little bit curious I'm not going to touch anything fine don't let me regret it can't promise that but nothing but none you're using that wrong huh fashion icon Mr H knows what he likes sure he does wow yo hey maybe we shouldn't [Music] hi Brian whoa what the [ __ ] these monitors this is the cam is Mr H spying on us no I mean no no you can't these are just they're all different trails in the woods around camp sure most of the cameras are pointed away from cam so it's not like he's spying on the kids unless they wandered out into the woods you know these are just probably just trail cameras what are trail cameras people set them up to catch weird random [ __ ] okay yeah like what like Bigfoot sightings you know that kind of thing so okay I'm going to upgrade Mr H from super creepy Herbert with a spy cam to you know super crazy conspiracy under Fair Bigfoot's not a conspiracy okay fine how about an aspiring cryptozoologist hey maybe he likes the podcast that we listen to sure yeah let's go with that okay but why go through all the trouble of hiding this room through a secret door in the closet I mean exactly secret right like it's just hidden by stuff yeah that's what a secret is Ryan it's weird it's majorly weird I don't disagree with you but it's it's got to be something juicy in here Dylan it's it's none of our business and if you really want to know you can ask him tomorrow I'm sure that won't be an awkward conversation like at all okay yeah maybe I will all right I I'm leaving this secret layer have fun hey you just admitted that it's a secret layer okay these are boring huh foreign [Music] so got anything going on when you get back home school or Jerry's out I understood girlfriend uh uh not exactly boyfriend free agent cool yeah me too are the uh phones oh yeah probably you want to check oh let's just give them another minute or two so if you do go to school in the fall have you like picked out a major I don't know man it's kind of hard to talk about right now oh have you not decided what you're going to do with your life hey are the phones done yet hey so did I tell you dude right nice full oh hey Denzel all right cool let's go thank you this would be a lot easier with Mr H's chainsaw it's really very pretty out here when there's no kids around kind of they always see me listening to you during painting class you've seen my class just the art cabins all the way out of the way yeah well there's this shortcut that I take which way should we go why don't you choose let's go this way oh my God are you okay I'll be okay come on I'll spot you foreign foreign thank you I think it's a ranger box oh like a Supply Cache for Rangers or whatever if they're out in the woods naked ranges oh insane [Music] foreign foreign doesn't know There's No Escape so where does the stream actually go the lake oh yeah I'll keep I think we're back into the house again I know where we are yeah up here is just wow foreign but if I can get a little bit of it down then I'll remember it better later it's really cool you know that about yourself um yeah not everyone knows what they're capable of you know I'm sure whatever you know you're okay I mean of course I just don't know what you'll figure it out boom boom it's probably not oh listen there's something there so tiny oh my God hold on hold on [Music] [Music] you're in danger hunted by a creature indeterminate origin don't breathe you need to stop breathing tricking the Beast into taking you for nothing but a corpse and where's the fun in hunting then which is already dead watch the videos alter or listen to the sound change as the threat approaches when the danger is passed come on pick the right moment and run for your life be warned exhaling or running at the wrong time creatures causing serious consequences perfect Jesus Christ he almost dead I'm sorry [Music] at least we gave her a good story to tell a pig husband no it was the mommy pig I got a pretty good look I think she was coming onto me oh got yourself a little girlfriend she wasn't that little foreign [Music] hello he has hidden cameras everywhere and a secret room that's not whoa now back up what his eyes are everywhere watching us get off man he just got trail camera instead of you know Forest around attack on there ow you don't think that's weird well he's got a perimeter check kids to protect you know probably just to keep track of wildlife you guys have no imagination so uh what's going on here everything ready still no service ah yeah Sue pretty boring I wonder tomorrow maybe a satellite fell out of this guy or something yeah and landed in the forest what's up it's Terry how you doing okay guys we may never see each other again after tonight you can't have just realized that I was trying to set the mood what mood mood the vibe you know speaking of setting the mood I have work to do okay because playlists don't make themselves I mean I guess they do but all right right guy time to get wood yikes wording oh I know what I said Abby Nick just in time we got wood we've already done that joke mostly just kindling that's all we need there's already a big pile of Vlogs here we could have gotten more but there was a hog or a boar but Nick was very very brave and took one for the team oh my gosh can't be the hog back it's Quarry what thought you hated that phrase big jokes take big sacrifices so brave I just want to shrink you down to a little pocket people and put you in my pocket and give it to her I need a little pick me up okay special delivery whoa whoa whoa where the hell did that gun come from dude relax okay it's not even real uh I mean it's a real gun but it's just for shooting Bears I found it in the storage room okay fine fine we'll put it down thank you guns are no joke and and we bring you a hand-picked selection of only the finest that package Quarry has to offer in the freaking way yes freaking way Papa peanut butter butter puffs I didn't even know you could still find these anyways hey cool your jets there Cowboy all right these are spoken for dude you can't just shove those in my face and not expect me to want to pop pop them in my mouth come on am I please hand me the shotgun what you're gonna shoot me over there no dumbass okay we are going to shoot for them WTF mod rolling on the floor laughing emoji rolling on the floor laughing emoji rolling on the floor laughing emoji rolling on the floor laughing there's no way I'm looking Dill weeds along right over there okay it'll be fun okay look you and me old-fashioned shootout first prize peanut butter butter pops all to yourself dude I guess you don't really want them then huh fine you're on yeah yeah Jacob can you give me that gun now I mean nobody's handling any Firearms we're gonna act like a dick about it okay then you can be the ref you need an objective third party okay we're trying to get a party started here Jacob okay well the main part is not gonna die just because you're off in a little side quest come on all right I guess we're gonna have ourselves an old-fashioned shootout look there's a clearing we can use as a shooting range back there but if I see either of you digging around I am turning this car around oh we'll be good foreign just so you know I was an expert Marksman third class third class three years in a row ranked highs from Camp each year I'm just letting you know that your goose is cooked Nick but if you back down now I might like to just have one little peanut butter butter pop if you're lucky no way you've never even seen me shoot yeah that's because you've never shot before you know that you know of okay I think I would know if you're next boys I'm gonna have to stop you right there as much as I'm enjoying your Charming machismo the moment we step foot on the shooting range we're filming by my rules okay and what I say goes got it okay good now I'm gonna go set up some targets and get more shells do not move a muscle or touch his gun until I'm back and so is it just me I said I'm always hot pencil yeah okay thank you bye bye it was it was okay hey I had a boy so I mean what happened well we flooded a little she's really smart yeah yeah [Music] and then you see the deal don't be gross no sweat okay we all get performance anxiety sometimes you just better make your move before a real man shoots him speaking of let me show you how a real man shoots his gun are you guys seriously still flapping your chest at each other no I think he's got brain damage okay please just give me the gun you'll have it when I say you'll have it all right huddle up boys this is how we're gonna do this you're shooting the one on the left make first then Jacob's turn keep your fingers off the trigger until you're ready to shoot you got it I two things remember the spread Remember The Recoil this is a shotgun we're not sharp shooting here the flashlight shows you where you're aiming Ops all right Nick one point okay we're too far back to do any real damage let's go for it a little and uh [ __ ] these guys up again all right next it's time for real nice shot [Music] point to you Nick good job Nick all right see what you got all right you might want to uh overt Your Eyes Nick I don't want to give you any more performance anxiety all right all right just shut up and shoot Jacob I thought you were an ultra elite pro Max yeah with like a rifle okay that is how you get someone shot no it's okay you probably would have missed me anyway hey disqualified for being a dumbass no oh what's that shaky huh huh peanut butter okay I get it I get it blam you thought this was over Hot Pot peanut butter pops foreign new idea party game but people we might never see each other after tonight let's make some memories we'll be how about the ultimate game of secrets and lies Truth or Dare but still in style okay house rules are someone asked you truth or dare then you choose and then you do and there's no ifs ands or buts so like normal truth or dare yes so we can like make people kiss if they choose dare yeah as long as everyone can sense of course I mean keep it in your pants until it's returned but well who does get to go first well it's House deals so Abigail truth or dare you really dodged a bullet huh all right here goes have you ever slept with anyone oh I have you ever slept with anyone at this Camp no no sorry all right Abby it's your turn all right okay um uh Abby oh my God just pick someone okay okay um I don't know too late it's my turn Ryan truth or dare give me what you got okay Ryan your dare comes with a choice can you do that I can do whatever I want and I dare you to kiss either Caitlyn or Dylan wow that made I guess both this off the table sorry I don't make rules but okay let's do this Dylan let's go laughs [Applause] all righty who shall I pick well uh me and Jacob haven't got a turn yet good point all right Jacob let's see what you're made of oh there there man come on okay I dare you to take a flying leap over that fireplace naked oh dude yes oh I will jump over this thing I don't care yeah I don't think that's a good idea no Jacob wait don't do it stop dude I say veto you're gonna [ __ ] yourself up what no come on man I got this Brian come on come on veto you know what [ __ ] this game all right someone else can go okay fine then I call your turn whatever Emma there Emma so you have to kiss Jacob or Nick well then um uh sorry Nick this is not there obviously I don't know I choose Meg um seriously guys thank you Nick it's good I bet you're like kissing my girlfriend [ __ ] it was man Jacob grow up well I guess I should probably go after him you should probably go find Abby so anybody want to play part Jeezy what the Sun goes welcome back I am as always delighted that you're here so then what more has been found you return without any more of my cards yet you return nonetheless why is that do you think I can't help you without the cards I want them found I want them returned to me please my friend that's all I have to say for now to remain buried and the night grows darker I'll see you again you can count on that be careful where the wolves go the Ravens follow thank you Middle School why should I even care I think I can kiss anybody stupid the hell am I all right so yeah thank you Nick Abby chat again I'm over here Nick hey hey Renault I think that game just got a little too intense for me hey yeah I know what you mean so all that stuff back there ever really wanted to make Jacob jealous huh you think I mean yeah why the heck else would she kiss me like that playing alone yeah it's just a game right right you look [Music] is it another more fast [Applause] thank you [Music] oh my God thank you my heart foreign foreign [Music] it's not G does just when you first again [Music] now you can hardly stand though but now we know it's not going to start to you what's up no it's not going to start no it's not going too slow w w jocktown softball course what's up dude Jacob I thought we agree that this us you're supposed to be sorry I haven't even been in stream oh that's not a good joke I appreciate you being here now I am Ronaldo remember you just love having an audience out Jacob I mean I can't believe you you [ __ ] French them you know in front of everyone Jesus wept friends are we 12 no but Nick is kind of you know I love the guy but I don't think he's actually ever seen a girl naked before well I hate to break it to you but he just had his tongue down my throat and he definitely knew what to do with it you you really love [ __ ] with me huh wait no I'm Sourpuss please is this a show or game what it's a game you don't want nothing nothing never mind fine you can stand here sulking driving yourself crazy imagining Nick's tongue in my mouth oh you can go grab us some towels what do you need towels for what we agreed some are fun right apparently summer is the beat saver stream been doing I'm doing good okay foreign who in the [ __ ] was that you know some kind of crazy monster there's no towels what is the main purpose in the game exactly zero the hell uh the main purpose of these games is to keep the characters try to keep as many characters alive as possible okay okay well I guess we could just like drip dry and you could shake it up doggy style wow you really know how to talk to a girl don't you wish me all fellow though can't just pretend that it didn't happen oh but I can because you see it oh help help I'm I'm drowning and I I need a big strong not at all insecure man to come save me okay what's this a female in need fear not fragile thing for Hurricane Shake is here Cannonball coach come in there snd swing with the lady hurricane Jake [Music] plan oh okay okay now you're gonna get it see damn night I've been back today attack foreign okay take a picture of me yeah for your like um little subscribers or whatever top 10 guys who will keep you satisfied at summer camp so I get nine more what okay I'm gonna be [ __ ] kidding me Jacob oh dick thank you foreign that was some mighty fine social disruption there Caitlin I have to say ah was it just the nudge that I've been eating you're an evil genius who do you think is gonna make the first move Nick rabi oh good cue my vet's on either I don't know Nick's got the beast in him but if by Beast you mean some sort of mild-mannered baby deer hey don't let the cute prep the aesthetic fool you it's like a steel barbecue grill under that shirt so you notice that too huh so what do you guys want to do now are you playing yeah yeah just the three of us all right Dylan truth or that I sound like heavy oh my gosh you gotta help her wait where does it come from this way come on where's Nick I go after Nick go okay I got this foreign that shotgun's got a hell of a spread be careful all right [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] thank you [Music] hey get the [ __ ] off of him stop stop holy [ __ ] dude oh what happened uh so monsters attacked and like yeah stop it stupid oh Jesus go waiting for you back there Jacob what he's doing thank you [Applause] huh [ __ ] Jesus oh [Music] please please man just just let me down okay just don't hurt me please oh Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] are you doing oh son of a [ __ ] ah [Music] what are you doing quiet helps if you close your eyes what are you doing stop help tastes bad boy it's for your own good thank you what are you off to now girly [Music] [ __ ] [Music] seems like just a blink and you're back to see me again so then what have we got it's the star Stars stars in the night dreams of Hope purpose or a reminder of our insignificance fear of Despair trusted in the light of the star where that comes clarity and sometimes [Music] the toe jump three of your troubles right off light that's the question we all ask ourselves but often when weeping out of danger we're still faced with certain parallels watch your step could be the last remember there's always more than meets the other would you like me to show you no okay if that's what you want back to it then back to heck it's worried now it's horrible it was it was I I don't even know what it was it was so fast and and there was a there was a hunter and it was just oh Abby here what oh try drawing I'm trying what can you draw what attacked you Nick hey buddy can you tell me what those guys did to you Josh did he's super out there the the Hunter yeah there was a guy if there was something else kind of I don't know I'm kind of an animal no no I only saw a dude trying to take him away it's probably just disoriented that's all the dude was massive and angry I mean she's okay dude she's right over there on top of me with a crush no way I thought we don't get Bears right here oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that black stuff that's that's infection that's and it's it's spreading this is bad this is really bad dude sorry foreign we should amputate we should cut it off before the infection spreads what why would we do that I don't know man look at that black stuff what what do you think it is do I look like a doctor hey and I know how to use it sort of Emma what's up be careful it was probably nothing yeah but is it gone yeah you better run very brave all right so uh Lodge is sounding pretty good right about now yeah don't you don't shoot I'm here to save holy [ __ ] Nick is he okay Nick and Abby were attacked in the woods hey does anybody have any dry clothes I'm [ __ ] freezing bags are still in the minivan [ __ ] of course they are so wait wait what happened to you right right okay so like I was saying okay I heard Abby screaming so I came running like as fast as I could from the leg Yeah and then out of nowhere I stepped into this like I don't like like a booby trap like some sort of Hunter's trap Hunters I told you it was Hunters the goddamn thing snared my leg hoisted me halfway into the tree so I'm hanging there half naked and then this guy with like a [ __ ] machete comes right up to me looks right in the [ __ ] eyes but I thought that guy lesson booked it right the [ __ ] out of there we gotta get Nick and Avi back to the lodge like right now uh hard agree also why are you covered in what I hope is strawberry jelly oh yeah no um I'm pretty sure it's blood it was this guy with like a he had like a bottle I think I don't know dude it's like a really long story ew yeah super [ __ ] up oh Jesus Christ I can't believe I haven't told you this yet I I saw a [ __ ] body in the lake like a dead one oh no no no no no um one of the one of the swimmers from the varsity swim team he got lost on the way to practice and yes a dead one dumbass of course you did Jacob no for real I did I I figured it must have been one of the counselors that didn't show up but I couldn't tell because it was like oh oh bloody and gross this one is not right I gotta go get him uh excuse me hey I need this okay it's not safe out there dude we gotta protect Nick and Abby yeah and I need to save Emma all right she's out there alone you don't even know she's in trouble you don't even know if you're in trouble are you trying to piss me off no I'm trying to save my girlfriend's life [ __ ] yeah I don't think she's your girlfriend dude you're acting like Pricks both of you Jacob we're keeping this Nick and Abby are injured we need protection there's someone around here Brian sorry this is [ __ ] make sure she's safe if she's on the island she's definitely fine and what there's another run-in with Captain Deliverance no thanks okay there's probably another boat by the zip line either way I can make it to the island from there we need to get back [Music] foreign foreign is foreign [Music] um on a strange uninhabited Island this Brave Young Soul found herself okay full disclosure I suddenly found myself on a a strange tiny little island all along with nothing to do but show you guys around so there's a tree house over there I'm gonna go and see if I can't dish out some of that sweet sweet Panorama goodness yeah not that I want to go back because they don't but even if I did can't because then I look like the super needy one when he was the one who who stormed off in the first place no sorry I'm bending floor vending you know [ __ ] it let's do it spell explorers so this island is like an unexcavated part of the Quarry that rewilded itself after it flooded into the lake pretty cool huh you know when I was little I used to think that Islands just kind of would float in the middle of the water kind of like an air bed but I'm older and wiser now and realize that not everything's always As It Seems kind of like how you thought you were just having a Hot Summer Fling and then it turns into babysitting a big hairy man-child he's all sad because you don't want to go steady with him and write them with love letters every freaking day and while we're talking about you don't mind that we're talking about it right why why is it after me to justify my feelings when he's the one who got a look about it you know oh metaphor in the narrative but I mean a fork in the road how fitting here's the big question do I take the high road literally and forget about it or do I continue on the path I'm on and ranting about my stupid Time Life my guess since this isn't live the choice is up to me okay moving up in the world let's do this now you might notice the darling rustic Vibes this walkway is radiating and that's no accident I don't know what y'all are doing with your walkways but if you're not spending a full hour pulling a splinter out of his naughty kid's finger don't you dare call it authentic don't worry the kid was fine I'm a good counselor and what doesn't kill you will make you stronger [Music] this is where we're heading not too shabby well literally is too shabby but these views oh man you're gonna blow your tots there's also a zip line which I guess you can watch me crap my pants on that thing what the hell in here aren't they I'm gonna Carpe this damn so damn hard it won't know what hit it first we gotta get there and there's still so much to talk about I hope Abby's okay she ran off earlier if you didn't see it I kind of sort of made out with Nick but it was a dare I'm not like a [ __ ] or anything oh and for context Abby likes me well actually they like each other in truth I just wanted to Fan the Flames a little watching them stumble around each other like drunk jellyfish was exhausting poor kid was like a Deering headlights it's cool though they're smart they'll get it I bet they're out there in the woods right now just absolutely going for it [Music] and here we are as promised one extremely rickety and even more underwhelming treehouse in Another World perhaps young Jacob and I would settle down here and play house together honey I'm home what's that now I forgot the children's bedtime well now that's a fine how do you do take it all in folks that's the summer camp experience right there and oh look it seems somebody you forgot to clear the place out seems somebody you forgot to clear the place out I guess when the kids love their stuff or maybe one of the guys back there but I can recognize this looks like we have toys on our hands do we snoop through someone else's belongings or do we open the spooky trap door and die a horrible pink bulldog there are literally no games foreign Goodbye cruel world the final curtain is calling and there's no time for an encore foreign easy easy I got it he's okay are you in pain no no sorry I'm just I'm really hungry we'll get you some food inside okay oh man I can eat a horse well I don't know I'll be able to find you a horse but maybe some granola yuck I had granola this will open the nurses station should be plenty of stuff in there we'll hopefully enough now I'll get you something you and I are gonna find a landline oh uh yeah um isn't there one in Mr H's office yep we'll come meet you copy that do you think that would ever attacked them out there is has their Center something what I don't know like what if it got a taste for blood and now it's gonna track them down I I doubt it I just feel like if we stick with them we're sitting ducks I really don't think that would ever attacked them out in the woods is gonna get into the lot okay yeah yeah you're probably wrong come on let's go call Rebecca it's pretty weird to see this place so dead you know we came down here at night well Camp was in Social what no did you a couple times yeah where are you going hi I I thought I just heard my name I didn't hear anything I don't think Nick's injuries are as bad as we thought that's good news yeah that's what now we got a call for help who should I call uh Mr h M the only number I got is to this phone okay then 91-1 you mean 9-1-1 who says 91-1 anyway yeah but like what should I ask for like police ambulance huh well do you need to specifically ask for an ambulance or can you just say to help help so they'll say 9-1-1 what's your emergency and I'll say help help my friends may have been attacked by bears but maybe not a bear but definitely an animal with teeth and then one of them was kidnapped by these Hunter guys with blood on their faces and there may have been shots fired but not by us but also maybe by us and they cut my friend Jacob down from a tree separate incident long story yeah yeah that's that's good okay what's wrong dude well that's weird phones go dead sometimes out here right when you're about to call the cops though it's a coincidence you try the hang up thingy what here what are you doing I don't know it's what they do in movies when the phone goes dead we're not in a movie okay well you know how do you know that maybe that's just what they want you to think this one's a no-go no one has signal is there anywhere else in the camp that has a landline well not a landline what the radio Hut has some old broadcast gear where you do your announcements where I curate My Sweet Summer Jams yeah and where I do the PA announcements it has some old equipment there I think we could probably break something up and get a message out all right yeah let's let's head over there and see if we can contact somebody put that back Dylan you gotta be [ __ ] crazy if you think I'm gonna go out there without something to defend myself it's more of a safety concern how do you think I'm gonna shoot my eye out or your whole head don't be a dick man I know how to use this okay probably the weather what weather Ryan maybe it was the Bears fair and why does everyone blame everything on Bears okay so for the sake of argument what if that bear that uh cut our phone line and just cut out all the power what if that bear is waiting for us out in the hallway thank you I should probably tell Caitlyn that we're going to the radio freaks yeah okay yeah let's go oh God yeah we should probably leave that well maybe we should just leave her with your gun I'm a much better shot you don't know that okay I might be an amazing shot I might be just give her your gun no no [ __ ] that I'm keeping it dude if those Hunter guys come back she's basically a Sitting Duck in here you're being really selfish right now it's not a good look on you no I'm just being safe I can't believe you're being such an [ __ ] right now look you don't tell me what to do man okay I'm sorry but it's it's not gonna happen why are we even what are we even talking about just give her the gun we don't need it we already have a gun [ __ ] dude why don't you just give her your gun I can't believe you're being such an [ __ ] right back at you Buster seriously is this worth fighting for no not with your argument oh okay so now you just want to win the fight not cool man not cool am I interrupting something chin up big guy it I wouldn't really know what to do with it okay I trust you oh thank you so much Dylan you're so generous and handsome yeah no problem oh good to see you good to see you a time again is it strength strength can be surprising knowing one's own more power tapping into it tapping into a previously unknown energy I suppose there are forces that work within us all and with one hand it gives and with the other a good rip away as always there's more to see and as always the choice is yours would you like to see more [Music] no okay so it's goodbye again I'll leave you with this remember who your friends are remember who's looking out for you [Music] foreign I couldn't find anything to eat kitchen pretty cleaned out I love my back I brought you this that was [ __ ] I don't even know what happened it was all just to play how are you feeling how are you holding on well I I'm just happy you're okay are you okay I'm sorry I I just asked you that it's okay all right they're off to find a radio or something what's with the um oh uh we found another Strange's office so just in case oh what happened to the lights not sure any better I'm doing okay kinda wait are they going to the radio hot phone's dead they're gonna try to send out an SOS or something we're old another fort did anybody else hear that I thought you said Dylan and Ryan already left stay here I'll check it out we don't know what's out there be dangerous yeah that's why I'm gonna check it out foreign foreign thank you thank you Bobby she's sweat [Music] foreign yes so like I was just you know thinking about like the status summer when we first met and I started camp and we're like now that Summer's over and you know he said like the last time I'm going to see each other you know hey I'm kind of pouring my heart out here I'm sorry can we talk about this later I'm really freaked out it's not a good time situation back then kind of felt like a little bit more was going to happen well did you want a little bit more to happen so are you dumb hey sorry I just mean of course I wanted it to happen I just didn't know if you did too that that seems like such a long time ago now didn't want it to happen though um yeah yeah I guess you're saying that cause I'm hurt Nick I'm just going on out there we're tired we died I got this foreign Jesus where's the gun we gotta get out we have to hide thank you actual radio I thought it was just oh yeah oh yeah yeah it used to be more of a actual radio station actually you know I mean it is still technically but nobody brings their radio to Camp anymore it's weird actually that there used to be in their radio and you know nowadays everything we need is on the phone but Mr Hackett takes it on the first day of camp so we're distracted by technology technology give us so is that something like that you want to go into Camp radio no like uh DJ or music or something oh um yeah I mean I like music but I think I want to major in quantum physics but what yeah uh you don't really seem like a Science Guy oh yeah I mean you know not not here I'm I'm sorry I'm so completely fascinated by this what do you mean by not here not here at Camp I do that at home and here I um Euro was was cracking smartass uh that's a little harsh no okay so maybe I was a little nervous when I arrived in an uncomfortable social situation and I overcompensated a little bit by making a bunch of jokes you played into it yeah I mean people kind of enjoyed the blase Dylan and do do you enjoy the blase Dylan not yet like you know whatever man it's pretty cool um I like Dylan Dylan well it's nice to meet you Dylan Dylan I'm I'm Ryan Ryan well actually I'm let's get the [ __ ] out of here Ryan yeah I like him he's that makes a lot of sense all good I guess okay foreign okay when I was a camper here it was barely working it hadn't been used for years and it took me a really long time actually to get this place cleaned up and looking the way it is so I'm sorry if it's not up to your standards but I've been putting in a lot of TLC okay okay let me get this set up anything over here we can use the power tools no um that's Mr H wanted more storage so that's kind of how he lets me keep the station going to try so uh how far does it go oh um well it was designed just to broadcast to the Pas around camp for announcements and to you know portable radios and whatever so I think the range is about a mile that doesn't seem like it's gonna help us much don't underestimate the power of Technology uh is technology the right word no yeah you're right this is more like magic man oh so you would be the magician in a manner of speaking sure anyways this thing's gonna need a bit of a power up um but that's where this comes in that's my it's supposed to be a signal booster it's kind of janky looking but it's worth giving a shot so you can actually talk to people with this thing yeah well it's not a two-way radio so um you know we can talk but then the best we can do is switch it over to the receiver and see if anyone broadcasts anything back which is unlikely but well I mean it is what it is I guess yeah so what should I say uh just like make it sound urgent okay hello how's it going to need help this is uh we are counselors at hacketts quarry summer camp and there's been a horrible accident attack some stuff bad here we need your help there is a swarm of bears and they are everywhere and there's these Hunters too and they seem to be shooting at the bears but also at us which is not good and a few of our friends are hurt and we are in desperate need of help so please there's vicious bears and uh we don't know what to do so please uh come help us SOS uh this is an emergency s savar's ship come on down please help us [Music] did I do good was that swarm of bears yeah herd of bears yeah I've heard of theirs but all right I guess I should just like switch this over to the receiver and see if we get anything back okay yeah I'm gonna keep an eye out while you do all this techie stuff okay yeah sure foreign [Music] foreign holy [ __ ] they're talking about us because we just told them on the [ __ ] radio [ __ ] I know where we are man we can't stay here not very good why [Music] let's let's take off okay um let's let's go find Caitlyn and everybody okay okay oh my God I wasn't sure man [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [Music] uh Ryan foreign foreign foreign foreign considering I'm in the [ __ ] hospital and about to have emergency surgery I didn't remember what happened oh no oh yeah okay that's really fun yeah I'll get better all right sorry about that I love you all right thank you what was that what is that foreign we gotta warn them um what about the PA up top yeah okay yeah yeah we can tell them to hide or something no oh gosh all right hold the button uh Caitlyn get into a building now do not come up here there's an animal outside the radio oh [ __ ] dude they're gone what the hell is there anything you can do I don't know I I don't know it's just an animal right I mean maybe we can scare it off uh well yeah I mean if it has hearing like a dog maybe we can play like a like a really high-pitched feedback loop and just blast it and and I mean it would hurt like hell but you know do it okay come on down let's do this it's almost hey Dylan just take a breath I'm sure you can figure it out okay yeah right there's something missing I do it's missing oh crap hold the wire fix it I'll cover you enough go quickly questions [ __ ] spread it you have to cut it off cut it off cut it off [ __ ] [ __ ] no okay okay just just hang on hang on another thing keep pressure the button the button oh we blew the speaker she did the trick nice work Dylan I'll [ __ ] my head just hold on why did you do that you told me to that was a bad idea is it safe I think we're okay for now this is out of the lodge I think who lost him on the way up here you get a message out I think so great how was going on oh my God Dylan what happened oh um I'm okay I I mean I'm not um but it doesn't doesn't hurt you're in junk holy [ __ ] [ __ ] did that thing do this no well sure Caitlin where's your gun I lost it I want the friendly locals wanted to say hi what the [ __ ] did you shoot at us who's there who was she follow her oh [ __ ] Dylan what is that oh my God oh baby [Music] looks like that's one less Vermin in the world let's take a look once more no cards means no greetings simple as that keep looking though there are still cards to find somewhere out there we spend so much time looking toward the future it's easy to forget that the past told secrets too worth remembering that so it's goodbye again I love you I'll wait for you foreign oh man God 's like success [Applause] am I that you foreign foreign foreign