I didn't do that. Do you realize that? I'm not [ __ ] doing that. He has the phone. What the [ __ ] are you doing? He didn't do anything. He didn't do Come on. Come on. No. Welcome back, everyone. Today, we're in Florida, where Officer Patient is about to deal with a master class in how to ruin your own night. Our star of the show is the controller, a man who thinks he can command the police and his wife like he's directing a low-budget drama. He's already been seen getting aggressive, but he's about to find out that protecting your wife from the law usually ends with a free ride to the station. This one gets messy, fast. Let's see how he handles the inevitable. Do you realize that? Hey, hey, hey. [ __ ] what? He's even taller. It's college. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. No. Can you hear me? We're good. Y'all good. Y'all good. He says bye, guys. From watch. They good. Hold on. Oh, they're not done yet. Nope. Open the door. Both of you out. You step out, everybody. Come on. Don't. No. You get your hands off of her now. No, no, stop. Step out. Hold on. No, no, stop. Don't talk. Stop. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. And here we go. The controller is already trying to run the scene, barking orders at everyone to shut up while throwing out some lovely insults. Notice how Officer Patient doesn't even blink. Pro tip for the viewers, if you find yourself screaming at the police to not say anything while they're watching you commit a crime, you've already lost the plot. No, stop. Shut up. Don't say anything to these [ __ ] little [ __ ] white people. white people. What did I do? Put your hands behind your back. First of all, you hit a guy right there. >> Do not Do not resist me. Do not resist me. Do not resist me. >> resisting you. Do not resist me. Do you understand? You understand? No. What are you She's grabbing her purse. Eunice, you don't stop resisting. You keep turning away from me. That's resisting. Here, take it, bro. Take it. Take it. Eunice, don't [ __ ] talk to them. Don't say anything to anyone. >> Let's go. Because they'll [ __ ] arrest you. What did I do, bro? I didn't But then your girl has got a black eye, so now we're going >> That's not my eye, bro. That's not my eye. That's me. Relax. I clubbed the cops the other Ah, the classic I'm trying to save her defense, while the poor woman is standing there with a fresh black eye. It's a bold strategy, isn't it? The controller is trying to frame his aggression as some sort of heroic act. Legally speaking, Florida doesn't really care about your hero arc when the officer literally watched you batter someone. We're night. We're going to get it figured out. >> him. But right now you're resisting our efforts to investigate that, okay? You understand? >> look like I was in a [ __ ] [ __ ] It's not me. >> I've been watching you for the last 15 minutes, bro. That's not me. >> The amount of times that you've grabbed her, and now I find out she's got a black >> to save her from them. So, Eunice, let me ask you, how did you get that black eye? You didn't have that earlier in the night. What happened? Hey, it's not from my husband. It's not from your husband? >> No. Who's it from? Look, it's from like Hey, Eunice, I'm serious. Did he hit you? No. Did he hit you? That's my best friend. No, he didn't. >> He did not hit you. Who hit you? Cuz that wasn't there earlier. Who hit you? Because I'm [ __ ] stupid. And then we went to [ __ ] bar Okay. >> with [ __ ] Alec. You could like go to 2513 Cattleman. Okay. At the car The bar at Cattleman? Yes, ma'am. >> Okay. Who's Alec? Did he hit you? Hey, I have his bag over here. You good? Everything's out of Yeah. He didn't. >> Who's Alex? It's It's like a friend. But the thing is like you feel like that my husband. >> Alec. That's Alec? So Alec can like prove to you that my husband didn't like [ __ ] hit me. But who did hit you? No one [ __ ] hit me. >> Then how did you get that? Ma'am. So So you could like ask someone like a police man that went to [ __ ] 251 to the venue. Okay. And they know that I told them like my husband didn't hit me at all. >> So you already talked to police down there? Yeah. Were they in a green? Yeah, ma'am. >> deputies, okay. How the hell were they like going to here? Okay. So what happened over here? Because they're like drunk. We're about to go home. Okay. Ma'am. Do you have your ID on you? Yes, ma'am. Okay, please have it. How the hell are you? >> your husband hit somebody He never Dude, we we saw it. No. Ma'am, because they're drunk. Yeah, they're drunk, right? You know it. You know it. You know that we didn't do any [ __ ] >> I know you didn't do anything. Ma'am. I'm serious. Ma'am, I'm going to say I'm going to be honest. Uh-huh. I I'm going to tell you one thing. If ever someone's going to hit me, I'm going to [ __ ] ask for some money. But my husband never That's your husband? Honey, they're going to kill me. Okay. Dude, I'm not lying to you. I was trying to save them. >> What's your name? No. No. Hold up. What is your name? >> I'll tell you my name, but I was trying to save them, bro. She's not I was trying to save them. >> If we determine that that's the case, you go out of here. But you resisting us actively and telling us >> No. No. No. Stop talking. That's my wife, bro. As if a marriage certificate is a get-out-of-jail-free card for witness tampering. Officer Patient just dropped a major hint there. Telling a victim not to talk to the police is a felony in most zip codes. The controller is currently digging a hole so deep he might actually hit the center of the earth. That's my wife, bro. >> Stop talking. Dude, you telling her to get away from her, bro. She's my wife. You telling her do not talk to us is called witness tampering. >> from me. Don't get her away from them. Do you understand that? >> from her. Just Just My partner's over there. She's dealing with it. Just Just take them away from them. She's dealing with it. We just moved here, bro. Get her away from them. >> She's dealing with it. What is your name? >> No. Look, I'll tell you my name. Just get her away from them. You need to get back into the car. Dude, >> Relax. We're going to >> I'm not going to relax. Just get her away from them. You're going to figure it We just moved here. Get her away from them. From where? From them. We just moved here. >> here from where? Dude, I don't want to talk. Just Look, I'll tell you everything. >> to talk to me. That's fine. No, I'll tell I'll tell you everything. I'll tell you my name. I'll tell you my >> social just That's what I'm asking for. >> her right there on the street. Just get her away from I we just moved here. Please. >> Okay. What's your first name? No. Dude, what's your name? What's your name? I'm Officer Jones. Officer Please, just grab my wife. She doesn't She just moved here, bro. She's not American, bro. She's with my partner. Dude, just get my Relax. She's with my partner. She's okay right now. Please, just get my wife. Just get her away from this [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] Please. Dude, I will tell you everything. >> your name, man? Dude, I'm not telling you [ __ ] Just get my wife. You're not going to provide me identification? >> tell you every Listen to me. Where did you move here from? I grew up in America. Please. >> Where did you move here from? Please, just grab my wife. Where did you move here from? Did he really just brag about winning every court case he's ever had? That is a very specific type of flex for someone currently sitting in the back of a squad car. If you've had enough court cases to have a winning streak, you might be the problem, mate. Officer Patient's face says it all. He's heard this legal expert routine a thousand times before. Cuz clearly you're not understanding how this process works. And >> You think you don't know how this process works? Bro, I know how every [ __ ] court case I've ever had in my life. >> Clearly you don't because you're not giving me your information. >> You know what you know what I have you know how this works? >> Get in the car. Yeah, yeah. You're going to jail. Younis, it's okay. He didn't hit you. He didn't do anything. I see I watched the whole night. Wait, wait, you were with her earlier tonight, right? >> Yeah, we were with them the whole night. Yeah, yeah. So what happened at the other bar? Nothing at all. >> So how did she get this? She been had that. She told me about that. >> here for like 2 days. 2 days? Yeah. She been had that. Okay, so then what happened over here at the corner? I ain't going to lie. The other guy the other guy was just like The one in the blue shirt? Hey. I put like So he didn't do anything on her. So why would that guy say So why would he say if you put your hands on her? Why was he putting hands on her? No. I don't know. I don't know why. He wasn't being aggressive or anything. Thank you. Okay. He wasn't We've been with him the whole night. I'm not even from here. I think you're Worst people that we met here. Younis, come on. Your rights here. All right. Can you like So your husband punched somebody in the face in front of us. He's not. All right. Can I like talk to him? I do have the rights. In a second. I do have the rights to like talk In a second. That's up to the officer if he wants to roll down the window. Okay. Sir. Jones. Sir. Can Hey. Hold on. Hold on. Let me ask because you're you're you're really heightened right now. I know you want to >> I am not. I am not at all. I [ __ ] for the whole night. >> That's all. I am not. >> That's what I'm saying. Yes, you I know [ __ ] emotional. Sir. Okay. Could I >> This is Younis. That is the wife. Okay. Could I tell you one thing? She's saying that that's not from him. That's from 2 days ago. And that I watched her do it. No. I watched her do it at the Hey. Oh, he didn't hit her. I saw >> I didn't hear you. No worries. No worries. Hey, could I tell you one thing? >> Sure. Sure. What's up? My husband doesn't like hitting anyone. I watched him do it. I watched him do it. So, welcome to Florida. This is how it works. When I watch something like that happen, he goes to jail. Okay? He has to go to jail. >> Can he talk to him? No. Please. I will tell you anything. Just just Dude, she's We've only been in She's only been in America for like like a year and a half. Just Just take care of her. All right? She's scared. Well, that's what this is for. >> tell you anything. Just take her to >> Well, clearly you still aren't giving me your name. That's That was the first question I asked you. Just Dude, I'm [ __ ] living in America for long enough. I I know you guys are [ __ ] wonderful and great. I will tell you anything. Just But you're not. I want to know your name. My name is Connor. Connor. There we go. Now we're getting somewhere. >> St. Michael's, Maryland. I have no I'm a saint, said the man who was just seen hitting his wife and is now screaming at a woman cop. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife. This is the moment where the ego finally starts to crack and the desperation sets in. He's gone from I know the law to I'm a saint in record time. Dude, I'm a [ __ ] saint. I Connor? Yeah, thank you. Hey, what's the problem? What's the problem? What's the problem? >> She's a good woman, bro. Okay. Stop banging your head against the window. Stop. >> doesn't understand you guys. She's not American. >> She does understand us. He speaks English perfectly fine. You just don't want her Hey, you just don't want her to talk to us. There's a difference. No, no, it's not It's just She's scared. >> Okay. All right. Stop banging your head against the window. Please. Call the hell. They're trying to like put my husband in jail. >> Slow motion time. Look closely at the body language here. He claims it was just a push, but in the state of Florida any unwanted physical contact in a domestic setting is enough for a trip to booking. Watch the controller's face as the realization finally hits. His theories didn't work and his saint status hasn't saved him. Cuz I watched him batter you. I didn't watch him punch you. It was a push. I watched it. It's right there. It's on camera. >> He didn't. He did I watched it. He never >> I watched it. And then as we pull you guys out of the car, he's telling you, "Don't tell them anything. Don't tell them anything." That's a felony. So, he's messed up pretty bad. So, we'll get that figured out. Okay. Eunice, how do we get him out? Yes. >> Can I say something? Sure. Okay. How can they get my husband get out of here? He's going He's coming with me to jail. I'll follow you down there. Yeah. He's coming with me to jail. So, I could go home? Yes, you can go home. You're free to go. Um can we just do a quick We'll need a victim rights form and >> any Yeah, I got you. I'll get all that. Your husband is going to go to jail with us tonight. You can get him out in the morning, okay? We're going to We're going to give you all the information tonight, okay? How? >> pamphlet. He's going to go grab it and a case number. All right? Cuz in the state of Florida, it's not a matter if you want to press charges or not. In the state of Florida, if you are married, in a relationship, or dating, or anything like that, >> No, I'm married. Okay, so you're married. So, if if I if you put hands on him, if he put hands on you, if anybody touches >> He never If anyone touches anyone, then someone has to go to jail. There's no discretion. Because he saw him I'm just blowing myself up. Okay. So, how do we get you home? Some [ __ ] tried to [ __ ] do that. Hold on. He's writing up the paperwork right now, right? You see? He's writing up the paperwork for you. That way you can know how to get your husband out in the morning. Here's Here's your copy. Does that okay? There you go. No. That is for you. That's That's for you. That's That's not for me. >> How do >> get your husband out of jail tomorrow? Do you want to know how to get him out? How? This It's all in here. This tells you everything. >> This tells you everything. >> rights for sure. This tells you how to pick him up in the morning. This tells you how to pay pay his bail if you want to. This This tells you how to get him out. >> you everything. Okay? Okay. Oh, my I don't know. >> They'll call you in the morning. >> They'll call you. Why would you >> How long have you guys been married? Sir, no. No. How uh Sir, no. How long have you two been married? >> have you guys been married? >> you do this? I I just need to know. How long have you been >> have one [ __ ] friend. I know you're [ __ ] police. No, I'm going to go [ __ ] on stop, Connor. Why would you guys do this? How long have you guys been married? Why would you How long have you guys been married? I'm going to go home. Okay. >> Stop, Connor. You guys been together a year? 5 years? Hey. Yes. You [ __ ] family. Okay. If you find that out >> her information. I just don't have her phone number. Okay. If you wouldn't mind just uh >> my phone number. How could they lose it? So All right, Connor. You going to work with us or we're going to have to use force against you? I I know. I'll go with you. Okay. Yeah. Middle class white woman You can keep your leggings cuz it's on the bottom. I got you. By the way, I was hanging out with your mom earlier, right? No, you weren't. No, I really was. I really was. Cool. And your mom was I really was. Cool. And your mom was like, "God damn, Connor. I [ __ ] appreciated every minute of that with you." Okay. Excuse me. And you have a wife, so you actively beat and Oh, I didn't beat my wife. You're the [ __ ] who thinks I did. I watched it. We're sitting there in the corner. What do you mean you watched it? We're sitting there in the corner and you [ __ ] skinny Roller was charged with domestic battery and witness tampering. Turns out you can't actually order the police to ignore what they saw with their own eyes. It's a sad situation for the wife, but Officer Patient and his team did exactly what they had to do. Hopefully, the saint has a good lawyer for those court cases he loves so much. Thanks for hanging out with me for this one, guys. If you want to see more egos meeting reality, hit that like button, subscribe, and I'll see you in the next one.