foreign it's like uh he uh he plays GTA role play but he has like hacks that let him uh use like forced emotes on players so he can like he can like put them in like doggy style position and [ __ ] that's so funny yeah doggy style like he's [ __ ] the doggy style it's hilarious oh man and they're all like it's all guys and she's like whoa whoa bro well you homo huh I couldn't drink my buzz ball should I go throw it in the freezer I bet if I put in the freezer or turn into a slushie because it's so high alcohol oh you're drinking a wet slushie an alcohol slushie of what no I can't I can't hear you I think I was lagging because I was loading in the game it always does that now um but I was saying I still have been drinking my buzz ball but I was thinking I bet if I put in the freezer it'll turn into a slushie no mistakes dude that'll be good just uh what what you do is you just you have a blender over at your place oh did you just uh put like five ice cubes in that [ __ ] and then blend it up dude immediate slushy it would be [ __ ] banging yeah but I'd rather just put it overnight have it not I diluted and like drink it all slushy tomorrow didn't feel good because that's what I did with a bottle of hypnotic it was like 17 alcohol hypnotic it would be some kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] I bet oh yeah baby the [ __ ] off me [ __ ] yeah I can't drink it today though it's probably gonna take a long time where are they coming from man oh those are good those are really yummy oh [ __ ] that right here [ __ ] hammered us yeah I got one lemonade Twisted cheese it's all cold not expired like your [ __ ] modelos watch out for above oh what oh yeah dude I got a whole team kill off this bitch's special one uh yesterday man this [ __ ] was amazing and also just to let you know dude I've been [ __ ] uh monetized here I can't type for 13 days I've been silenced it says all right that's uh that's uh oh yeah maybe I'm making money off of it I don't know oh [ __ ] be honest I was like even mama said I'm about to be monetized I hope so dude you want me to do more subs foreign come on Zach we need to grab this point again so hot in here it is thank you it's so hot over here what's that the first thing I'll wait it's you yeah Flashpoint he just said what's that black thing oh wait it's you what the [ __ ] does that mean I have no idea I'm eating [ __ ] beans on toast today super kind of beans Jesse uh uh like pork and beans you can leave I like those barbecue beans you need to do prank calling soon yeah dude what's up with that no ground beef with barbecue and beans I got like a spoof on my phone and everything for you calling the same person like 100 times that [ __ ] sucks for them poor guy dude anyways I love you in the absolute weirdest way possible may I love walking up the stairs behind you um [ __ ] silenced in chat too I don't know I was saying that I was saying like abusive [ __ ] when clearly I guess that's what they do instead of baby you know maybe I have no idea it's gay either way you know what's next yeah I really don't like this map as this healer but all right foreign disgusting yeah well this is that or what what nothing I didn't say anything buzzny the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I was like what's buzzing me like a nice Lizzy that was here [ __ ] died again [Music] playing tender watch dude I'm trying to find the love of my life tender watch I think I've played that before Oh that's a that's the thing well it's also just been referred to that as people flirting on OverWatch but it is a custom game along with Smasher pencils Tinder Watch 2 now with new traits get your workshop codes you guys [Music] McDonald's bro yeah I talked to one of my friends right now over in the in the desert area and she's like dude it's [ __ ] like 120 degrees right now oh right here place that is I'm dying right now it's 103 and I'm [ __ ] dying the house is absolutely Bonkers hot Zach is streaming lettuce let us tune in you still got that Malibu Kush yeah you wanna hit that Malibu curse no I was teasing I bought one of those vape pens instead those are like they're a lot better I like those not better for you but uh I like them you did you get them at like the dispensary or did you go to the smoke shop smoke shop okay so you know the difference between getting them at like the actual dispenser it's like a different developing strain or whatever we had a smoke shop right you cut out it's like a different Delta strain yeah it's a lot weaker as well so just just letting you know yeah it's a lot weaker I like it weaker that way you're not just [ __ ] passing out oh I like this yeah if I wanted it stronger I just smoked the actual weed I have yeah I'm sure some would disagree she doesn't count because that's just strong did I take like three hits of that no mistakes no more sex for that I'm tripping bowls in engaging enemies thank you thank you let's go back side come back a lot of us have died today oh son of a everybody died there is no challenge what I was just saying like the skin quality is like really bad [ __ ] you see where my little healing pylon is right here Zach okay nope I don't know where that [ __ ] Cowboy is I got my ship somewhere oh behind me protect me while I get my Twisted teeth no I won't do it right now protect me yeah I got my footsteps everywhere but it's not that far away what's on my bed honestly like if you drink like three of those you get pretty close oh [Music] wow even your students straight apart okay I mean honestly who knows how many of them are doing so who knows how many of them are awesome I can tell you I was uh ah dude have you not been to Middle School Zach lived a very sheltered life okay well if you change your gender you can have this vodka this thing you're an average American an average American household think of how many times first of all your parents were there how many kids parents aren't they yeah get him uh these kids I can tell you I was doing all kinds of [ __ ] so you're right to your right we assumed if they're Innocent but the little [ __ ] got the internet did you hear about the middle school teacher that uh got arrested yeah was it almost you amazing [Music] no [ __ ] space the sunrise should have wasted in my school says why as substitute teacher with smoking weed with the kids oh where were these teachers when I was in school that's what I say all right [Music] I had some teachers that were pretty weird at Townsend you had teachers that were pretty weird yeah I remember this one teacher like like this girl in front of me like it was pretty crowded class like math class or something and uh this girl like a few seats in front of me she like kept like ripping ass like really [ __ ] loud yeah what and we were like what the hell like what like over and over again ripping ass and like it turned out the teacher put one of those fart machines under her desk and was like [ __ ] weather oh okay I was like yo that [ __ ] nasty bro oh you purple baby you purple sleep [ __ ] sleep I don't know if they were weird I just had some like pretty Adventure creatures they were kind of weird too I have like a really good science teacher and I had a really good debate like the science teacher let us do all these crazy experiments with [ __ ] car batteries a rocket let me know when your guys the game's over you got it buckaroo car battery huh yeah plug in a few nipples oh we were like uh I don't know what we were doing we were like putting [ __ ] metal on metal like conducting metal on the difficult his belly what first of all you said belly yeah I don't want to see this silver belly here speak up thinking what the [ __ ] is hitting me dude I watched like the Patriots and Gangs of New York in school chills music yeah he used to be cool back in the day this whole bear is cool too and just everything after 2016. I don't know Donald Trump really brought like everything out of everyone 's like not as funny anymore sure at least the bitsy does are a lot like that funny we we should make a group on the OverWatch the OverWatch lfg and try to find it yeah then we should put them in 5v5 Mysteries huh what did you say I said yeah and then we should put them in 5v5 mystery Heroes and listen to them complain Heroes dude stop doing that what are you doing you're just doing that on purpose what are you saying what I'm saying yeah every time like Jesse he's doing it on purpose isn't he no his Internet's been acting up all I'm trying to say is that and the you know the the things yeah I can hear you okay listen here [ __ ] I see right through your damn tricks okay Zach think he's [ __ ] got us huh where are you at come though I'm right oh here oh all right shut up okay so I'm gonna count how long it takes for fortnite to Launch one two okay dude we're not doing this start it up Zach [ __ ] he's over here thinking about fortnite what fortnite [ __ ] no 14. 14 seconds no get out of queue I accidentally said fortnite 14 seconds lunch what okay who is making me not be able to play [ __ ] healer uh uh Congo I think that's [ __ ] you bro Kraken what up what up dude I cannot believe it's that [ __ ] hot over there I'm over here dying wait how how hot is it 120 over there by her this one 120. let's see Fresno it's not that hot today here oh yeah it is but that's only 98 [ __ ] 98 must be nice dude to live in [ __ ] Antarctica right foreign does weather work like decibels because like uh every like 10 decibels it's twice it's twice as loud like 80. so we'll be talking about Fahrenheit yeah and you guys I just got my ass handed to me in this game what do you plan you and three other people couldn't beat the little people bruh I killed one person and then two [ __ ] disconnected and one Escape I'm like bro you shouldn't be able to [ __ ] this are you using a blender or taking a piss I was washing my hands what are you playing um okay who who is Johnny and is he attractive I keep seeing memes about him um no wait it's one of the killers Johnny his name Johnny uh I think that's Johnny Jimmy something like that you like that game they look kind of boring to me but it doesn't work by daylight yeah it's kind of like a cup I'm excited that there's three there's three killers though instead of just one because that is gonna make it boring dude it was so stupid we only played like one game though maybe we kind of got a little bit better no we played a couple games remember oh yeah we did we played it for a while I liked the new movies did you guys like the new movie yeah the new movie was really good but it ain't good we should play them again dude or not done by daylight uh what is this Evil Dead we should play that again dude no I think I deleted it yeah me too probably got lost from a Great Purge of my computer you had a great Purge I [ __ ] we installed myself yeah you had to reinstall the whole thing nice great minds thinking yeah but your computer was [ __ ] broken the chipset on my CPU was oh Ryan is what functioning drug really my computer is broken too why what's wrong with it wrong all right well you're using it now so well yeah I reinstall Windows okay yes yes see sorry you guys have Leatherface let's see if I can substitute streaming it you gotta watch me be terrible yeah see what you got oh can you stream it on YouTube so I can tell my friends so I can tell my friends all about it hey you guys want to storm the capital uh no [ __ ] in trouble by the FBI guys the capital in Minecraft okay oh okay okay what kind of special powers do you equip yourself with I feel like level oh [ __ ] idiot you just left be embarrassment that's hilarious [ __ ] chicken hell yeah these [ __ ] chickens huge tank Dip black oh oh [ __ ] I forgot I can't even type in the [ __ ] chat it says you have been silenced for 13 days due to multiple reports of abusive chat from other players I am probably one of the most supportive people here but are you know what the [ __ ] but what the [ __ ] Eva I mean there was a time that Zach and I were playing for I don't know how long Zach and every single day it um pinged me as verbally abusive and and whatnot what not yeah you know all the what nots and the wobbly bits at least they didn't ban you for [ __ ] sexual harassment dude you keep harassing women stop doing that man hey hey but they're so easy but they're so fire bro [Laughter] this guy said go chill and smoke oh I wish I wish I could [ __ ] see it dude women are just squishy men squishy man huh I think I like that I mean you're only one you ever feel they simply feel like a sandbag if you know how like the because the [ __ ] is like an unformed penis it even looks like a little penis uh yeah dude but it's hard as a rock okay bro hey what happened they left oh well I wish I could see them all [ __ ] leave it's a common misconception dude maze I'm gonna glass case some emotions drinking drink your sorrows away are you in here [ __ ] no one you in this [ __ ] box grandpa is a Oh I thought I said grandpa is a Dancer I was like okay what kind of [ __ ] like what kind of game you playing I want to play Payday 3 dude I hear somebody where are you laughing uh it's been out it's been out what the hell that's why I don't know why we ain't playing it right now I did not know 60. get him get him girl get him bro that's it that's an entire uh Popeye's family meal bro sixty dollars dude what whoa did you look it up no I think you can get uh oh I forget I think it's like 15 pieces for like 30. the family meal is like 44 bucks or something I remember one time I ordered uh one of those chicken sandwiches came out and like it was actually uh if you're able to get them I ordered like 20 of them and then you sold them no me and my me and my nephew are another nephew me and my cousin got Popeye Chicken Sandwich out but that was when uh I was on unemployment and they were giving you that extra 2 000 or extra 900. is that I was doing Uber and getting unemployment and they're handing out stimulus checks how are you oh [ __ ] I wonder if I can still refund battle this I might refund it though see myself playing it so much are you really I mean you're sleepy when we played it that's true I was pretty tired but I mean what what yeah it's uh 14 days or under two hours I'm pretty sure it's two hours or 14 days I might just keep it it's just 15 more dollars yeah if you're gonna complain about 15 you have no business buying a 60 game it's 40. oh okay that makes sense per game I paid like 80 for Diablo dude yeah and you don't even play it son of a [ __ ] I lost him you were right on his [ __ ] tail oh I finished the battle pass last night oh yeah my boyfriend uh I'll probably if we still have 40 days so I'm in no rush to buy it I do want to end the skin oh I hear you [ __ ] I'll have you know I bought OverWatch three times more than three times dude what game have I bought like every time uh I forgot I feel like there's a game games I bought the most OverWatch oh I have fun oh how do I get to you oh you in my whole basement Oh wrong button yeah oh they caught up with this paperwork let's get to that almost 2 000 killing oh this one Zach where's the uh shooter I don't think I bought any other games more than once does it remastered camera did you buy Resident Evil I did I repeat why okay so I never played it before oh really he moves so slow back in the day dude legendary I guess I did technically buy it twice because I bought I bought it but it didn't work on my computer you're the Diplodocus killing me oh nice I think I've refunded it both times because it didn't work that's just like whatever you got one of those things Victoria they are no longer usable yeah blocked me anymore oh okay okay you can't lock that door that's [ __ ] stupid this is trying to make it we're not trying to run all right maybe we don't need to dude pushing the payloads like so 2016. yeah it's literally been the same game here you are playing it the [ __ ] did this guy know let's get it oh hell yeah should we watch the movie I don't know if it'll be done for work but really at work today Grandpa's level three what kind of do you work uh today today I work uh I'm going in it nine nine o'clock nine o'clock what do you work at like a sleep apnea place or something sleep lab sleep lab for weekends I don't think it's that video payday three file size oh my God it's 100 gigabytes oh my God off stem or what that's not that can't be right hold on get him get him get him he's not a victim he's part of the family oh like Otis and Mama Firefly um what oh girl man you don't know about uh Devil's free jacks [Music] where is this [ __ ] bean bag s cheers payday 3 only 39 Oh yeah how come I can't blow this uh check on g2a in England oh yes that's right a little unepic so I figure it's probably not gonna be much no it's on Steam no it's on Steam as well yeah that's where I bought my last one yeah no I'm saying payday 3 is a lamb Epic no yeah payday 3 is on Steam I'm looking at it right right now no that's pre-order I think why don't you even hey I can see the chats now pre-purchase okay I think I just lagged out when does it come out and steam that's that's actually I've never seen that before where they had it for pre-order on Steam and it was already out on usually it's just only on Epic and then it'll come out yep Jessica I think they did it with Kingdom Hearts three sorry we call it coin Kingdom Hearts now tonight foreign [Music] he says he doesn't have dookie internet but I don't know it was all alive not afraid I'm not trying to get lost in the Maze that is the house come try to escape and let me kill you oh that's embarrassing she has 10K and I have 5K authenticated are you [ __ ] kidding me oh I hate that just uh exit the desktop and then open it again yeah oh but I don't know if it's gonna damn it I don't know if it's gonna let me join back in the beginning I think it should but yeah I remember does that um you know what I think it happened uh the other day I was talking to Wade and he's just like oh hey um so I started downloading it no we have a leave we have a lever believer did you not tell him that I was coming back oh my gosh everybody [ __ ] left we can still win we got one one of each [Music] I'm making an executive decision to leave this game wait hold on let me damn it hey now I'm probably [ __ ] oh yeah [ __ ] those other [ __ ] dude hey what the [ __ ] okay hold on Zach unclick that one unclick tank let me see oops okay what's everybody open for Zach could probably DPS and Ill what he wants to play tank okay so I'll let you guys pick whatever you guys want I can only do tank I can only do tank or you can go back to Hill you could probably go back to Healing now if you want to uh honestly think Zach what do you want to do okay okay okay Grandpa tell me where he's at [ __ ] I was watching some music it like kind of fun I don't know dude the game does look fun it looks fun but it is so boring you remember that it looks more fun to surviving that we were playing yeah dude it's the same as what we played and then um dead by daylight yeah it looks hella hectic fool that Predator games I like about you a Predator game yes I played that for a while when it was free it was fun oh man I thought you were a [ __ ] okay where are they at speaking of free games let's just look at Epic World is one of them oh yeah oh my God oh my God either we [ __ ] or I'm [ __ ] learn that from Jesse if you [ __ ] then you definitely [ __ ] if you [ __ ] see what we got anything good I think the last good thing was ESO but I'm still not gonna play it probably yeah oh there he is where in the house I'm glad I got it for free because I know I bought that game eventually everyone [ __ ] then I bought it for 20 bucks back in the day I used to play it all the time on PS4 but can't transfer my account so I don't want to play I got [ __ ] up what's up Chrissy how you doing it's Jacob's birthday on the third Zack so uh make sure say I love you little one oh [ __ ] I already got these games what the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding me it's a secret um sup not too bad yourself on my credit card um Kim's been going uh better uh parliament's up that street yeah I think it's a now that I'm recalling it I think I returned something and they gave me credit they gave you negative credit yeah I think they gave me negative credit because I don't know I bought these scrubs and then it's like oh yeah Amazon Prime and uh then they're like it's gonna it's gonna be here in two days and they're like oh it's gonna be here on like October 9th all of it like all orders and like I I want them now [ __ ] I need I need them now where'd this hoe go you have any fun scrubs that have like Mickey Mouse or something tuna Farms yeah there he is I've never actually seen it he was downstairs go downstairs whoa oh this [ __ ] I'm like what [ __ ] that [ __ ] up where did he go he's right there inside no he's not where oh [ __ ] I can't climb that oh my God Victoria come on where you tell me where blind baby hey you know you know what the [ __ ] left him already yeah dudes look at your ugly ass face don't make fun of him can I turn this he's beautiful um um why can't I destroy all this [ __ ] and I can't I can't even I literally can't even you can't even where's this [ __ ] well none of my other teammates are really [ __ ] helping us yeah they say who who are your other teammates I don't know whoever's in this game not like their name like what um killers are they [ __ ] there he is yeah I can't even [ __ ] get to him there he is [Music] throw your chainsaw at him or something no why why do they have so many barriers like this like what the [ __ ] then I gotta figure out how to go back into the [ __ ] house and get on to that [ __ ] side it's so funny there's no door or anything can you just change it through the window yeah through the door through the window through the [ __ ] window you could just chainsaw through the barriers you can't I am here to tell you that you cannot I've seen people look through the through the barriers yeah but not through the wall there's a door like not like this you can't go through that you can go through a [ __ ] open ass door where's this [ __ ] at hanging right hang it right that's he was right there in the corner but he is not anymore because he ran away from you would have led to the same spot he can be hiding in this [ __ ] how do you do your pulse vision you gotta feed Grandpa what the [ __ ] is he under the did he die then I'd kill him though what does it say it says press y or something what the [ __ ] blood collected did you kill him oh where the [ __ ] did he go you hit him into Oblivion there he is but no that's not him that's the family where the [ __ ] did he where did he go though he ran away like how was he there and then he was gone and like oh he probably dq'd or DC you won the game right that was so clear hey hate speech watch your mouth I don't care I don't feel comfortable I killed no [ __ ] buddy but you won but I killed nobody that was [ __ ] stupid oh yeah Victoria do they ask you if you want your kids to like learn about like all this like LGBT stuff or they just teach them they have then wow basically yeah you tell me and I'll come over there and then I'll be like they teaching these kids all that garbage all you gotta do is just say you're a Muslim and you don't want your kids learning that stuff I don't think they'll care it's hot in this room mm-hmm you mean you don't have a Bulbasaur to keep you cool let's just say Squirtle but I said okay Bulbasaur is very cool if nobody picks a man I feel bad bro I tried to try to try to shove the Bulbasaur down everyone's throat oh nice [ __ ] kill Jesse you know how you said that if people put their pronouns on their thing that people like throw it in the trash Oh yeah I was talking to some younger people and I mentioned that and they were like that doesn't happen and you wonder why you don't have a job [ __ ] I'm trying to explain those people are like almost walking lost their liabilities they have huge liabilities yeah man the first one's the [ __ ] girl why wouldn't who I love and who I want to be the liability just call me Cesar these deserve them and if anyone gets it wrong I'm gonna sit low yeah dude some places it's a um felony New York it's a felony to do that which is so stupid your own child can sue it yeah that that's another thing to do your own child's gonna sue you I didn't ask to be born foreign