Get out. Dude. Get out [music] of the car. For what? Dude. Stop. This is harassment, dude. Do not. For what? What crime did I >> Get out of the car. >> What crime did I get out of the What crime did I commit? That's it. >> [music] >> Hey, you got a gun in here, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. >> [music] >> Hello? What am I Welcome back, everyone. Today, we're in Florida, where Officer Cool Hand Luke encounters our resident script reader in a gas station parking lot. This one starts at 100 mph because our friend in the driver seat decided that a stop sign was merely a suggestion. He's already clutching his imaginary law degree, and honestly, [music] the level of confidence is almost admirable. Let's see how long that window stays rolled up. What do you mean, "What am I doing?" [ __ ] harassment, dude. You guys Harassment? You guys were sitting there Roll your window all the way down. No, I don't Roll your window down. This is a stop, you're going to roll your window down. If not, I'm going to take you out of the car. It's an [music] emergency. Roll your window down. If not, I'm going to take you out of the car. Okay, man. Okay? You ran that stop sign coming out of the racetrack. I ran that stop sign. Roll your window down. Get your hands out from in between your legs. Get your hands out. Roll the window down or I'm going to take you out of the car. Right now, you're giving me a furtive movements. You're reaching in between your legs, and you're not getting out of the car. You guys are harassing me. Get out. Dude. Get out of the car. For what? Dude. This is harassment, dude. >> Do not. >> For what? What crime did I >> Get out of the car. >> What crime did I >> Get out of the car. What crime did I commit? That's it. I'm taking you qualified immunity is gone, man. Get out. Get out of the car. >> violating my [ __ ] rights, dude. Oh my [ __ ] god. Are you kidding me? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Wow. You guys are [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] Get over here. Get over here. Get up against the car. Get up against the car. Spread your feet. >> Harassment. Spread your feet. Oh, you [ __ ] dirty bastard. Yeah? Yeah, you're [ __ ] lost, dude. That's why you were reaching in the seat, aren't you? What? >> Come here. Come here. Hey, you guys are [ __ ] This is harassment. Make sure you don't have anything else in your pockets. I got my phone Can you put it in your pocket? You can use your lights when it's not an emergency. >> Where's your ID at? My ID? >> Yeah, where's your ID at? >> You're under arrest for obstruction. Yeah. For obstruction? What's the first offense? It's a second offense. Hey, you got a gun in here, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Hello? What am I What am I originally arrested for? >> What are you What are you sovereign? Sovereign? Yeah. And here we go, the tell-me-the-statute dance. It's the classic move where the script reader pretends that if the officer can't recite the entire Library of Congress on the spot, the law simply ceases to exist. Officer Luke actually drops Pennsylvania v. Mimms on him. That's the 1977 Supreme Court ruling stating an officer can order you out of a vehicle for any reason during a lawful stop. Not that facts matter when you're traveling through your own imagination. Why? Cuz I [ __ ] know the law? Well, I'm just asking. Are you sovereign citizen? No, you guys are the [ __ ] sovereign citizens. You think the law don't apply to you? The law applies to everybody. Yeah. Okay, so what am I originally arrested for? >> So, you were stopped for a traffic violation. All right. What's that? A traffic violation. >> What did What did I get stopped for? Uh he said you ran the stop sign leaving racetrack. No, I didn't. So, that would be a traffic violation. Oh. Okay. Then you refused to say roll your window down and step out of the car. >> law. By law, you have to step out of your vehicle when you're ordered to. Yes, you do. No. There's Show me the law. It's case law. >> I'm not showing you >> Case law? It's case law. >> Oh, cuz you don't [ __ ] know. That's why. >> Pennsylvania versus Mimms. Look it up. >> Okay. I'm not looking it up for you. So, Whatever, dude. You can look it up on your own time. >> Yeah, all right. >> But You violated my rights. That's what you're doing. I will be going after your bond. You qualified immunity is gone. That should be fine. That's fine. That's fine. I seen you sitting across at the bank waiting for me to leave. And then when I went to pull out the first time, I seen you leave like start driving to come [ __ ] chase me, so I parked. And that's not harassment? >> problem? Is the problem that we caught you? Caught me doing what? Is that what it is? You don't have a license. >> You're going out of the You're going You >> You don't need a license. You don't need a He's sovereign. Oh. for it. There it is, the I-don't-need-a-license defense. It's a bold strategy to admit you're driving, sorry, traveling unlicensed while already being detained for obstruction. Our script reader seems to think the road is a magical neutral zone where rules are optional. Officer Luke is just doing the mental math on the paperwork at this point. Oh, okay. He's a sovereign, dude. You guys don't know the [ __ ] problem. You guys don't know the [ __ ] law. You guys are ridiculous. [ __ ] ridiculous, man. Over a stop sign. Was he a new cop? What am I being arrested for? What am I being arrested for? Nothing? Got nothing? What am I being arrested for? We already told you, obstruction and driving without a valid license. >> Obstruction is a second offense. What's the first? >> Driving without a valid license. Oh, yeah. So, you knew that [music] when you pulled me over, huh? Huh? How were you going to know that when you pulled me over? >> I thought it was running a stop sign. Yeah, that's why we stopped you. That's a traffic offense. That's not a [ __ ] >> offense is driving without a license. It's not a crime. >> Yeah, it is. To drive without a license. This is [ __ ] ridiculous, man. This is your world, we just live in it, right? >> Dude, you just go out of your way to do this [ __ ] It's my job. It's my job. Yeah. You don't even know the [ __ ] law. Take people off the road for committing crimes. That's Okay, it's my job. >> Yeah. That's a [ __ ] crime. >> Take me for You hold that for a second. See? That's why he was reaching in between his legs. Well, it was underneath the >> Oh, was it? >> center console. Okay. I had a I had a good visual on his his hands. He was just He's just being a sovereign. That's all. It's not funny. You want some You want a hot fry? Nah. It doesn't agree with my stomach. Did you That and sovereign citizens. You're Spanish, dude. You should have loved hot fries. And no, it's not racist. No, it's okay. I love hot fries. >> It's okay. I didn't I didn't take any offense to it. Did you see my little trick with the handcuffs? No, I didn't notice it. >> it. Grab the hand, put the handcuff on. Use the handcuff as a grip. I'm sorry? What are you What Yeah, I'm sorry. What are you saying? I couldn't hear you. No, you can't even get your story straight. Huh? No, I already told you what it was. Obstruction. Uh-huh, obstruction. No, that's a second offense. Driving without a license, first offense. Okay. Running a stop sign, traffic offense. Why we stopped you. No, it's okay. It's your world It's It's your world, we just live in it. >> Waiting for me It's your world, we just live in it. In the end, our friend was hit with obstruction and driving without a valid license, proving once again that YouTube law tutorials don't hold up well in a bond hearing. He tried the it's-your-world line, but in the real world, stop signs and licenses are still very much a thing. 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