Step out. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. >> April 14th, 2024. De Moine, Washington. An officer tries to stop a speeding car that ignores lights and sirens for eight blocks. Usually a sign of impairment or someone trying to run. But when the car finally stops, it's not a hardened criminal. It's a woman with a law degree from the University of Facebook. She calls herself a service processor and a planetary judge, demands a supervisor, threatens treason, and insists she doesn't contract with the state. What follows is sovereign citizen fantasy colliding with the very real window smashing reality of police procedure. And it escalates fast because the roadside isn't a courtroom and the officers aren't there to debate someone's self-issued titles. And honestly, that's the part that makes this so relatable and so ridiculous at the same time. We've all wanted to argue our way out of a ticket, but most people don't claim necromancy or call themselves a living woman exempt from the law. If you're ready to watch a simple speeding stop turn into a forced extraction and felony obstruction while she screams for air and water like she's in a Shakespeare play, click that like button. We're going to need the moral support for this level of legal gibberish. Hi there. My name's Officer Hake. Just to let you know the traffic stops being recorded. The reason why I'm stopping you is for speed. 48 and a 35. Not only that, I really strongly believe you're just not paying attention because >> I'm sorry. My I'm sorry. My father, my father's in my VA right now and and I just >> Well, we went about eight blocks with my lights on and you never even pulled over. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm listening to this. I'm so sorry. Why didn't you make a sound? I'm not >> Because you weren't stopping. That's the reason why. >> Oh, well, I didn't hear. >> We went eight blocks. >> I didn't see any lights. I I I didn't. >> It just means you're not paying attention. Do you have your license, registration, and proof of insurance for me, please? >> I'm getting my lawyer. One second. >> I don't need to speak with your lawyer. Can I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance, please? >> What crime have I committed? >> Speeding. Can I get your license, registration, and proof of insurance, please? >> Ma'am, I can't hear you with this window halfway rolled up. >> Crime of speed skiing actually become a crime? >> It's an infraction. It becomes a crime when you don't provide your license, registration, and proof of insurance. Ma'am, how many more times am I going to have to ask for this? >> May I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance, please? >> Ma'am, are you going to provide your license, registration, and proof of insurance, please? Or does this have to escalate to an arrest? >> Um, if that's what um you would be choosing. >> No, I'm asking you to provide by law. Stop. Stop interrupting, ma'am. I'm trying to explain it to you. By law, on a traffic stop, you are required to provide your license, your registration, and your proof of insurance. I've explained the reason for the stop. I've requested the required documentation, and you're refusing to provide that, ma'am. Is there a reason? >> I don't contract with the state of Washington. >> You don't contract with the state of Washington. Do you have a driver's license? >> I'm I I'm with the planetary federal postal judge. I'm a service processor and a >> You're a what? >> Service processor and >> service processor. What's that got to do with providing your license, registration, and proof of insurance, ma'am? >> Prosecution and judicial notice, sir. And um I'm I'm I'm sure your your sergeant can come in and >> Oh, he's already in route, ma'am. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> What's your badge number, sir? >> You'll get that momentarily. >> Okay. What's your name of your KK? Is there a reason you're not providing your license, registration, and proof of insurance? >> Um, just because I'm trying to get my lawyer on this one. >> Okay. I I don't have to wait for your lawyer. Okay. I'm not even going to speak with your lawyer. I nor am I required to. >> However, you are required to provide your license, registration, and proof of insurance. And I've requested it multiple times. >> Um, can you give me a minute? >> For what? >> Um, so I can get my It's got nothing to do with this traffic stop. Ma'am, >> grab your sticks. >> I I'm being stopped right now. Officer, >> I'm being stopped right now with an officer. >> I'm on I'm >> Ma'am, are you providing me with your license, registration, and proof of insurance? Ma'am, >> um >> are you going to provide me with your license, registration, and proof of insurance? Can you guys get Dean or Janine on? One second. >> No, ma'am. >> Step on out of the car. You're under arrest. >> No, I'm not. >> Step on out of the car. >> Step on out of the car. >> Do it now. >> Do it now or I'll break this window. >> Step on out of the car. >> You're under arrest. >> Step on out of the car. >> You're under arrest. >> Step on out of the car. >> Can you listen to my >> You're under arrest. Can you please can you please >> step on out of the car? You're under arrest. >> They You don't want to >> You want to do this? >> I've provided you multiple requests for your license, registration, and insurance. >> Okay. Step on out of the car. Do it now. >> She does. I do not have to show. >> I will break this window. >> Have to show that. >> If you break that window, you will be >> step on out of the car. >> Which treason if you break my window? Step on out of the car. >> This is so illegal. I would not do that. >> You can contest that in court, ma'am. >> You're under arrest for obstruction at this point. >> Court. It won't make it to court. >> Yes, it is. >> No, it won't make it to court. >> It won't make it to court. You guys, I I I assure you, you don't want to do this. I'm with the federal postal courts, okay? I am serving the judicial notice and global constitution to the world. And this is not correct. This is not what >> you're being recorded, ma'am. Everything's being recorded. All your statements are being recorded. >> Okay. You have an option to step on out of the car. >> And if he threatens to bust your window again, that's crazy. >> That's crazy. >> Step on out of the car. >> Is this your um is this your >> Are you going to step out of the car? >> Supervisor. >> Ma'am, are you stepping out of the car? >> Which one is the supervisor, sir? >> Are you going to step out of the car? >> Supervisor. He's not here yet. >> Okay. Then we'll wait for the supervisor. Do not wait. You don't want to break my window, sir. >> I will here in a second if you don't get out of the car. >> If your supervisor gets here, he will let you know you cannot break my window. >> Oh, I doubt that. >> You're being recorded and you can face treatment. >> Yes, you are being recorded. >> Everything's being recorded. >> Yes, we we know. >> We know. >> We know. We know. We highly know this. >> 6 David 1 creating necromancy and trying to put me in jail. >> Well, you are going to jail. I'm not. You're under arrest at this point, ma'am. >> I am a free I am a free woman. I'm not a cop. I'm not a corporation. You can't contract with me. I am a free woman. A blood, flesh, breathing woman. I don't >> Okay, I'm not disputing that. But >> you are under arrest. >> Your supervisor will tell you different, sir. >> I will wait for the supervisor. Can I have your guys? >> Can I have your badge number? It'll be on the arrest report, ma'am. >> What's your What's your badge numbers? >> 2301. >> 2301. And what's yours? >> All be 2302. >> What's your number? >> Yeah, it is. >> Ma'am, do me a favor. Turn the car off, please. And put the keys on the dash. >> There's keyless. >> Can you shut the car off, please? Put in park. >> It is in park. >> Thank you. >> A few moments later, a sergeant arrives to the scene. >> All right. She's refusing. She's under arrest for obstruction at this point. She refused to provide identification, registration, proof of insurance. >> Woman. Okay. >> I'm not a corporation. >> Okay. So, I'm going to tell you this right now. You're going to get out of the car. We're going to pull you out of the car by force. >> He just said he just said I'm He's going to pull me out of the car. >> A living woman. >> A living woman. And this is treason, sir. >> Nope. >> It's a traffic stop under revised Code of Washington, Title 46. >> Are you going to step out of the vehicle or are you going to be taken out by force? >> I I haven't done anything. You are under arrest for failure to provide ID. Are you going to step out? >> I Well, the speeding is Are you going to step out? >> You can give me a warning, >> sir. Can you please don't? Please don't. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Step out of the car. Do it now. Are you going to step out? >> Step out of the car. Do it now. >> Step out. OH MY GOD. OH MY [ __ ] GOD. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. >> David one in custody. >> And we'll take a break. My father's window. >> Oh my god. My eyes. Oh my god. >> 9 David 8. Start us a toe for impound. >> Stop. Stop. Don't rub. >> I need an ambulance. >> I NEED AN AMBULANCE. >> My heart hurts. >> You good? >> Yeah, I'm good. Are you >> okay? >> I see your cut though. >> Yeah, I'm good. We're going to dance. >> They're on the way. >> Coming. >> I can't believe it. >> She hasn't provided nothing. She refused. >> Do you have a knife to poke a hole? >> I got it. That's >> Please. Please. >> Perfect. I was looking for. >> Please help me. >> Give you some water. >> Going to give you some water. >> Please. >> Oh my god. >> I can't breathe. >> Look up. >> Look up. >> Open your eyes. Open your eyes. >> Open your eyes. >> Open your eyes so we can get in there and rinse out your eyes. Okay. >> Yeah. I >> stop. Stop moving so we can rinse out your eyes. >> Ouch. Oh my god. Oh, please. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, please. Oh my god. >> Sit down. Sit down. >> I need more water. >> Then stay still. >> Stop moving so we can get you in. >> Okay, stop moving. >> Help me. I can't breathe. >> Yes, you can. >> Stay seated. >> Please seated. >> This could have all been avoided if you provided your license, registration, and insurance. Sir, >> stop around. IT HURTS. IT HURTS. >> WELL, that's what it's designed for. >> Will you do the search incident arrest while we got her down here? >> Can you ping me up? I can't. >> Well, I've been trying to keep moving. >> I'm too hot. I'm too hot. >> Stay seated, please. >> I'm too hot. >> Stay seated. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey. >> I'm going to start. Do we have a ID on her at all? >> So bad. >> Might have to. >> Oh my god. Please. >> Sit down. >> I can't breathe. Please. >> Oh my god. I can't breathe. >> Please take off my jacket. >> Fire coming. Okay. Oh my god. Please. Oh my god. >> Stay still. >> I'm trying. I'm trying. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Just think how this could have all been avoided if you provided your license, registration, and insurance. >> Oh my god. >> I can't breathe. >> I can't breathe. >> Huh? >> You guys, >> I haven't even gotten that far. >> She was being stopped for speeding. And then >> information on your side. No, just >> Okay, >> just so you know, everything in the car is audio and video recorded just like you're being recorded right now. >> I didn't do anything. >> All right, going to reach across to get your seat belt on. >> No, >> no, I can't. >> All righty. Here you go. >> I can't I can't >> Hey, CAN I can is all my stuff in the truck? Can I get my stuff in? Can you please I cannot believe this my whole life right now. I don't believe that. To understand the absurdity of this encounter, you kind of have to zoom out and admit what we're really watching. She isn't debating a traffic stop. She's performing an entire worldview like it's open mic night at the courthouse. And I don't mean that as an insult. Okay, I do a little because sovereign citizen ideology runs on this weird kind of magical thinking where words aren't just words. They're treated like cheat codes. Like if you say the right phrase, the officer's badge turns into a Halloween prop and the whole stop just evaporates. In her mind, the law isn't a set of rules that applies to everyone. It's a commercial contract, and contracts only work if she personally agrees to them. That's why she keeps saying she doesn't contract with the state. It's the same energy as someone trying to get out of a gym membership by saying, "Actually, I never consented to leg day." Cool theory. The treadmill still exists. So, when she announces she's a planetary judge, she's not giving the officer useful information. She's reciting a script she believes has legal force, like she's casting a spell. I am a living woman, therefore you cannot perceive me. And then she drops necromancy, which is honestly the part where my brain has to take a lap. That's not a normal insult. That's somebody who doesn't see government as boring paperwork and traffic laws. She sees it as a metaphysical villain doing dark magic. In her head, this isn't you were speeding and didn't pull over. It's a cosmic battle between her living, breathing woman identity and what she believes is the dead corporate fiction of the government. Which, look, if you're narrating your traffic stop like you're in a fantasy novel, it's going to be a long night. Psychologically, this stuff works like a coping mechanism. It turns ordinary accountability into persecution. Think about it. Most people when they get pulled over, they might get annoyed, maybe embarrassed, maybe nervous. Sovereign thinking lets you skip all that and jump straight to I'm not wrong. The entire system is illegitimate. It's emotionally comforting. It's also completely detached from how roads, laws, and society function. Sociologically, I think the real hook is that this ideology is basically a status replacement program. It gives people who feel powerless a way to feel important instantly. You're not a driver who needs to show ID. You're a judge, an ambassador, a special category of human being. It's like putting on an imaginary uniform and hoping reality salutes. And the language is theatrical because it's not meant to convince the officer. It's meant to convince herself. Every phrase, no contract, living woman, treason is a mental handrail. When she feels cornered, she grabs the script harder. That's why the whole interaction has this weird rhythm where she's not answering questions, she's reciting lines. It reminds me of when someone is losing an argument and they start repeating the same point louder like volume equals truth. We've all seen that guy at a family dinner who read one article and now he's a geopolitical expert. Same vibe except here the article was a Facebook thread and the stakes are handcuffs. Legally though, none of it matters. A traffic stop in Washington is governed by statutory law. If an officer lawfully stops you, they can request your license and registration. Refusing isn't a brave civil liberties moment. It's obstruction in practice. And this is where sovereign thinking is so self-defeating. They treat non-compliance like a chess move, but the legal system treats it like a safety problem and an evidence trail. Every refusal adds friction. Every delay increases the officer's concern, and eventually the stop stops being about the original violation and becomes about control of the scene. Also, and I say this as someone who understands the temptation to argue, there's this myth that the roadside is a courtroom. Like you can demand jurisdiction, request a supervisor, call the officer a trader, and suddenly the stop has to pause for a debate. That's not how it works. The roadside is more like airport security. You can absolutely argue with TSA about philosophy, but your shampoo is still getting tossed and you're still taking your shoes off. Procedure doesn't care if you think it's unfair. That's why the window shattering is such a big moment. Not because it's exciting, but because it's the moment where the fantasy hits something solid. The broken glass is basically reality's response. Ma'am, I'm not here for your spoken word performance. She's trying to filibuster the law with nonsense words, but procedure doesn't get tired. The officer escalates from commands to extraction because she refuses to exit the vehicle. And it's important. The force doesn't happen because she lost the argument. It happens because she refused to comply with lawful orders and turned the situation into a prolonged standoff. Then comes the psychological pivot that always throws people off. The second the glass breaks, she goes from arrogant sovereign to dying victim in a blink. Now it's my heart. I need air. I need water. And I'm not saying nobody ever has a panic response. Some people genuinely do. But in these sovereign encounters, it's also a very common pattern. When the authority script fails, they switch to a crisis script. It slows everything down. It forces the officers into duty of care mode. It's also a way to grab the narrative because she knows certain phrases sound powerful on camera. And yes, that's part of what this is, a performance for an imagined audience. She's trying to turn driver refuses lawful orders for 20 minutes into police torture woman. She wants the story to be about pain and panic, not about refusal and obstruction. That's why body cam context matters so much. The camera doesn't just show force. It shows the 15 minutes that led to it. It shows the part the slogans try to erase. Finally, the post arrest bargaining is what really exposes the whole thing. Once the cuffs are on and the magic words didn't work, the planetary judge disappears and we meet the desperate negotiator. She asks for her brother, her car, her freedom. Now the system is suddenly real and she wants to trade late compliance for an undo button. You've seen this in normal life too, honestly. Someone ignores every warning. Then the moment consequences show up, it's okay, okay, okay, I get it now. like the person who refuses to pay parking tickets for 2 years and then acts shocked when their car gets booted. But I'm willing to pay today. Yeah, that's kind of the issue. Her I'm so wrong moment doesn't necessarily feel like moral clarity. It feels like a cognitive collapse. The instant where the physical reality of being detained overrides the metaphysics. The jail cell is the ultimate fact checker. It doesn't care what title you gave yourself, what court you invented, or what words you recited. And that's the harsh lesson at the center of this whole encounter.