Well, if salsaritas wants to go to you know Yeah. then we can walk. Okay. You're awesome. Mr. Salsarita How are you doing, doll? Good. Why are we drinking? I'm not drinking. Oh, yeah, you were. My buddy caught you. It's pretty cold, but we was heading to Salsarita. cold beers help when it's cold? No, not really. Till you get it in you. How you doing, doll? Good. Joseph, come with me. She's got to talk to you, okay? Yes, ma'am. Well, we were going to head and Are you rushing me? Give me a favor, read Mr. rushing me? I forgot your ID. I just We got to take You got to talk to Joseph first. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, you're good. All right. All right. You are under arrest for open alcohol. What's your name? Yeah. Yes, Joseph. Okay, I'm just going to put her in my car first. Okay, yeah, I'm ready. Battery 6. Can you put me 10-15 adult male on the second open alcohol please? And sir, can you send me a PTU please? I said I'm not. I know, you have to ask her. But you want to ride the You want to go to Salsarita, So, you can go to the back. Yes, sir. Yeah, you can write that down there. Yes, sir. I want to go to Safe Harbor, man. Joseph, were you guys littering? How many of I'm not, man. How many of those What was it? Steel Reserves? Yes, sir. How many of those Steel Reserves did That was one. Well, who drank the other one that's over there? I don't know, man. Okay. Was it your friend over here? I don't know, man. He ain't a snitch. Joseph ain't a snitch. say that. Stitches get stitches. you got on? Jeez. They make my job so much harder. Heroes for Hope. It's cold, though. It is cold. I know it is, man. But not cold enough for them to open the cold shelters, cold weather shelters. Isn't that crazy? Mhm. What's it have to be like? 40? 40°? I think something something like crazy like that. I was honest. You were. How many pockets you got, man? Two or three. Now, you don't have anything hidden on you that you know about or anything else on you? No, sir. No, sir. No, ma'am. No, sir. Okay. The only reason I say that is cuz it's um Oh, yeah. I can imagine. Yeah, you already know. Yes, sir. You get a text from You probably got my text message after you left, didn't you? Um probably. Dang it. That's okay. I'll run in Shell. I asked if you could give me a code red while you were I'm assuming you went to 7-Eleven. Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah. But I I figured I asked you way too late. Don't worry. I got your money. All right. He's going to pick that up. We're going to walk to my cruiser over there. Yes, ma'am. Okay. All right, let's go. Mr. Salsarulo, you are a lot You are a lot nicer than you were the last time. Yeah, I'll get all We got to get you situated first, man, okay? Yes, ma'am. Sir. Yes, ma'am. Sir. This way. Lift. Safe Harbor? Well, when you're When you to treat it like Safe Harbor? Yeah, you're like right next door. So, when you get done at the jail, which will be in a couple hours, then you can walk right to Safe Harbor for free. No call? You mean a lot to me, man. I'm going to You believe it, really? Really right to Safe Harbor for the three hours I'm here? Yes. If you have proof, I'll sign. Yeah. Why? Because they tell you to do that down here? It's my job, and it's a city ordinance. It's It's a violation of the law. It is an ordinance violation, an arrestable An arrestable ordinance violation to which you have several arrests for. Obviously. Well, let me ask you this. Um Why do you still do it if you keep getting arrested for it? That's a good question. That is a good question. I'm glad YOU THINK SO. AH. I LIKE YOU, MR. Salvatore Lello. You're pretty cool. Uh yes, I did. Oh, you're two guys they're already putting the special chair. Oh, seriously? They were nasty. Like nasty and very, very mean. Who? The other two that I arrested. Oh, were you? Not not you. Oh, you again? What happened, bro? Long time NO SEE YOU. WHAT'S MY LIFE recommendation last time? Don't drink stale water, right? Here we are. Here we are. What happened with the baby? When they do the same mistake every time. We need to learn the lesson, right? Yeah. What? So free, bro. Go to another place, man. Why don't you go to freaking Orlando? You can drink beer in Orlando, you know that? In the middle of the street. In the middle of the street you can drink beer in Orlando. Yeah, bro. Oh, yeah. I live in Orlando, bro. I tell you, I SEE EVERYBODY drinking in the middle of the street. Yeah, they do what they want. Which is 971 and I can do it. I know that, bro. I know you. But remember, you need to follow the structures. You need to follow the law. So, he asked me he's like, "Do you think that it's a it's okay to arrest people for open alcohol in city Clearwater?" And I said, "Well, yeah, it's a city ordinance." And I said, "Well, let me ask you. Why do you continue doing it if you're going to get arrested?" And he's like, "That's a good question." Hey, bro. And you know what the worst part? Every time you go to the jail, you need to pay $20 to the jail, bro. You're missing $20 that you used for drinks. You know how much freaking beer you can buy with all this $20? The shitty stuff, but does the trick nonetheless. I don't know if you think I'm in the middle of the road, bro. Believe me, I see you every day, man. But you think I'm moving to Orlando? I'm living in Orlando right now. But they allow me to do that also in the middle of the road. That's a good place, you know. You know that bro from my friend? I feel so bad that every time you go to that gate, you need to miss $20. It kills my uh engine. Uh it kills my driver's license. Yeah. It kills my uh you know all the consequences. Why you going to do Mr. Chozzerello, you don't have you don't have a driver's license. I What driver's license What driver's license you have, bro? $500. The The one from South Africa that you showed me? When was the last time your driver's license was valid, Mr. Chozzerello? I don't even park with that thing. I don't even park. Watch your head, buddy. I got you, buddy. You're not going to get hurt by that. I know you're you're a good guy. I'm going to let you Uh do you think that how many more people like you I need to pick up right now? Now, hold back, man. Come on. Yeah, it's a pleasure. Playing with you people. take a nap and you'll be there. One step at a time. Oh yeah, I'm tired. Watch your head, buddy. I don't want that you hit your your head with this. know. Let's go, buddy. There you go. We're at one step at a time. Or two. You just trying to get my drugs? Yeah. Come on. Hold on now. Yeah. Nice. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Now it's all over the all over the place. When I start moving my leg, you're going to bounce in everywhere if you don't go through that bridge. How many people are there?