police in America are being attacked with accountability Nationwide and now we're forced to ask for the help and support of the public to help us get through these tough times officers are being attacked with criminal charges and lawsuits by members of the public that don't appreciate being protected and served to death many officers don't have the funds to pay for the high dollar lawyers to defend them after they protect and serve you to death and that's where the Fraternal Order of pansies and your charitable contributions can help the Fraternal Order of pansies is the largest pansy Union in the U.S with over 300 000 members and our organization specializes in protecting bad cops that commit crimes while making sure that the good ones get fire because of donations like yours the Fraternal Order of pansies was recently able to support our police in Pennsylvania when three officers accidentally mag dumped into a random car killing an eight-year-old girl anti-police rhetoric caused the D.A to file charges against our officers for their own actions instead of doing what they should have done thanking them for their service and assisting with the cover-up now three officers are having to face something that no police officer in America should ever have to face accountability for their own actions but we at the Fraternal Order of pansies have vowed to stand by these officers that shot and killed an eight-year-old girl and put up whatever funds are necessary to make sure that these cops get away with murder and this is just one of many cases where the Fraternal Order of pansies is using your donations to protect criminal cops because of a growing trend of people aggressively recording our officers more and more of our cops are getting caught breaking the law and abusing the public we've done everything we can to push for legislation to destroy the Constitution and legalize our crimes but it's just not enough our officers are still being attacked with accountability at a rate that our funds just can't keep up with and that's why we're asking for your help by signing up to give a monthly contribution to protect bat cops you'll be sent an official certificate of membership I'm helping along with a picture of an officer that got away with his crimes because of your donations there are three levels that you can contribute at if you donate twenty dollars a month we'll push down a grandma if you donate fifty dollars a month we'll kick in a door without a warrant and if you donate a hundred dollars a month we'll kill one of your neighbors or you if we accidentally bust into the wrong house again we do that a lot and while this may feel like contributing to a mafia or a terrorist organization don't worry we've made it legal please consider donating to the Fraternal Order of pansies today because what we stole from you through taxation and citations for your grasp being too tall just isn't enough to cover all the legal fees to help cops get away with their crimes the Fraternal Order of pansies we can get away with murder you can help and we're going to make sure that we hold you accountable every time you stir the pot on our police officers