How you doing? How you doing, sir? Good. How are you? Okay. Why didn't you see Why don't you stop when you see my lights, man? I honestly did not see you. You saw me, bro. Did I? Yeah, you did. Oh, sorry, sir. All right. Where's your driver license? I'm see. Yes, sir. My name is Dep the Sheriff's Office. Okay. The reason I'm stopping, you're going 64 miles an hour on 45. Really? Yeah. All right. I'm sorry, sir. All good, man. I live here. So, where do you live? Where? I just moved here. How long ago? Uh about a month ago. About a month ago, sir. Give me one second. All right. Listen, I'm going to make sure your license good and everything, man. If everything checks out, I'll cut you loose a verbal warning. Okay. Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. Hey, how much you had to drink tonight, my man? Uh, nothing at all, sir. Oh, come on, man. I can smell it on you, man. We're going to sit here and lie to me. Uh, I'm asking you cuz I can smell it. That's why I'm asking you. You can smell alcohol? Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm just I'm just getting home here. That's not answering my question. You know, I asked you if you had anything green tonight. Uh, you know, maybe earlier or like a couple hours ago or couple hours ago? Yes, sir. You got the registration, man? Yes, sir. Yeah. Any weapons, man, or any narcotics or anything like that to be a question about? No, no, sir. There's no weapons over here. No, nothing. Okay. Uh, here's my registration. my insurance. I might have to Is it on your phone or something? I don't know, man. Okay. Um, do you work here at Griffin? I just moved here. Yes, sir. Okay. Did I see the cup? I was like, it says a Griffin. So, I was like, "Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just moved here." Hold on. Hold on to this one minute. I'll be right with you. Okay. Yes, sir. One second. Thank you so much. Hang tight. [Applause] Hold on one second. Okay. All right, man. So, listen. The uh were you able to put your insurance up or no? I'm sorry. Were you able to put your insurance over your phone? Um, that's one of the things that they just emailed me. Okay. Do you live Is this where you were going to park? Is this where you live right now? I just I just moved here like about a month ago. Yes, sir. Okay. But do you live here in one of these? I do. Yes, sir. All right. Um, so this is what's going to happen. Okay. So, I feel like you're you've had a few drinks tonight. Okay. What I'm going to do is just do some exercises to make sure that you're safe to drive. Okay. Are you willing to do these exercises or No. Uh, not really cuz I'm already at home. So, okay. But you're still operating. Just walk to my house. Okay. Well, well, that's not going to happen. I'm letting you know that. Really? Oh, yes. Okay. So, what we're going to do is we're going to do some exercises if you're willing to do them. Okay. If you want to do them, you don't have to do them, but I'm letting you know right now. If you don't do them, I'm going to have to base on what I what I know so far, what I can tell so far. Uh, and based on what I'm what I'm going to do later on. Okay. Um, so you this is where you were going to park your car to go home. Pretty much. Yes, sir. Okay. All right. So, this is what we're going to do, man. Um, we're going to make sure that you're a safe driver. Okay. Obviously, you're already home. I I lit you all the way up right there. You were trying to kind of beat me to get here. I'm I'm not not I'm not really. All right. So, that's that's kind of a ridiculous statement, but Okay. Well, that's my statement. I can say what I want. All right. Just like as much as you can say what you want. All right. Um so, again, once my partner gets here, we're going to see if we can do some uh field exercise. If you wish to do them again, I'll ask you again once we get here. Uh or once he gets here, and we'll do them if you want to. If not, then you'll I'll base my observation on what I'm going to do next. Okay. How can we How can we make the night easier for you and for me? What do you What do you mean? How can we make the night easier for both of us? How can we make it easier? Yeah. Well, I mean, you can't drink and drive. That's for one, right? Would you would you would we would we both agree on that? I I I would definitely agree with you on that. All right. So, I I've been doing this job for a long time. Okay. I've been to plenty of car accidents where DUI have been involved. And usually it's the other party that dies instead of the person that's actually DUI. And I hate to would see anybody in that in that type of environment. Right. So once he gets here, man, we we'll do that and um we'll go from there. All right, bud. Uh so listen, sorry. I'm going to listen to you right now. All good. No worries. But um All right, man. So that's what we're going to do. Okay. Um sir, so again, dude, uh you live here, man. Listen, listen to Listen, if if I feel like, like I said, if I feel like you're you're good, man. If I feel like you're not intoxicated to to a certain extent where I think you would be, you know, Yeah. It's cuz I'm I'm already home and I appreciate you. So, I have a mitt in my mouth. You're fine. Um, you know, I appreciate that. All good. It's It's up to your decision. Okay. Well, like I said, we're going to uh do these uh field exercises real quick if you wish to do them and then based on your uh your performance. Uh we'll see. Uh we'll go from there. We'll talk from there. Okay. Sure. All right, buddy. So, hang on one second. Were you able to put the insurance up? I'm still waiting on that. Um on your phone. You said you have on your phone. Go ahead and log in. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, if you can. if you have proof of it. Well, I have proof, but they want me to get the password and all this [ __ ] you know. So, I'll just wait. No problem. Wait for what? I'll wait for the authorities to show up. So, in the state of Florida, when you get pulled over, you need to provide your insurance, registration, and and your driver license. I have all that, but you already have me pulled over. You already got me. Do you have your insurance? No. I do. Okay. Go ahead and pull it up. But for what? Cuz I'm asking you for it. That's why. Okay. Um, now if you don't want to give it to me, you don't have to. You just receive a ticket for it. It's simple. Easy. No, it's fine. Okay. So, I mean, you're going to sit here and argue with me back and forth. So, I'm not I'm not arguing with you, sir. Go ahead. I'm not arguing with you. All right. Not at all. Um, what's it called? Uh, with Shaq. What's his name? Shaq. What? Like the insurance company? What's the name of his insurance company? The general. There you go. That's attracts the general. Yeah, dude. The general. So, they just sent me documents. Look, they're like, "Fabian, your new documents over here." Gotcha. So, you know, do you live alone here, man? Yes, sir. I just moved here by myself. Where you from? I'm originally from Arizona. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yes, sir. What do you do for work? I just moved over here for work. Okay. I work right across the building over here. which uh what do you do for work? I'm in the uh I sell fresh fruits and vegetables. Okay. So, my my company is literally right across the street over here. All right, man. So, like I said, um just pull that up for me. Uh and while we wait for my partner to get here and once we get here, we'll take the car and we'll see if I'll ask you if you want to do the exercise again. If you do, we'll go from there. If not, we'll we'll go that route. All right, bud. Give me one second, man. Just go ahead. No luck, man. Well, I I can't I'm sorry. No, you're good, man. I can't get the [ __ ] uh the password to get into the uh I'll see if I can So, listen, man. The state of Florida, you got to have proof of it, right? But I can pull it up with your tag. Um I'll be able to see what it is. So, I mean, but you just for future references, bro. So, if you get stopped like on the 95 or something like that, they'll they'll give you a hard time for it. They give you a ticket for it and stuff like that. So, just make sure you have that with you. Okay. So, my partner's almost here, man. Um if you want to step out for me real quick and like I said, we'll take your car park and everything. No problem. Okay. Yeah, it's already perfect. All right, buddy. All good, dude. Yep. All good. All right, man. So, no on you or nothing like that? Oh, no. Nothing at all. You mind if I just pass you down? Make sure all good. All good, man. All right. Good. All right. So, this is what we're going to do. Um, again, I'm going to ask you again. All right. Uh, do you want to do these exercises? Do you wish to do this exercise? Make sure that you're safe to drive. Listen, if you do if you if you do great on exercises, man, you live right here, I don't mind you going home, just walking home, whatever you need to do, right? But then also, if you fail, we'll have a conversation after that. Okay. Fair enough. All right. Go ahead and put your phone down for me. Up there for me. I'm sorry, sir. Um, yeah, please. No, you're good. I'm gonna jump in and cover. All right. So, what we'll do, man, is we'll use uh we need like a straight line. So, maybe this one right here. No. Well, here. You see the edge of this line here? Yes, sir. We'll use the edge of that line. Okay. So, hang tight for a second. This is what we're going to do. Okay. I'm going to check your eyes first. Stand on that line. Face me on this one. Yep. That's fine. Okay. Keep your feet together like this. Yes, sir. Hands down by your side. Yes, sir. And hands like this. And then basically all you're going to do is just stay like that until and then I'm going to perform some exercise on you. Okay. The first one's going to be the the eye nestagmus. Okay. All right. I'm going to check your eyes. Okay. So, do you have any medical conditions? Any you wearing glasses, contacts, or anything like that, bro? No, I've been sick this whole week. Yeah, I've been fine. No big deal. That's the only thing. Okay. So, I don't have the Corona virus. You know why? Look at the tip for me and just follow with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. Sure. No problem. Just with your eyes, bud. Okay. Don't move your head. Just your eyes. That's a long reach. Yep. So, keep looking at it. Okay, bud. Okay. You're doing good so far. Just keep your eyes. Just switch your eyes. Not your not your head. I see [Applause] you. So, again, keep your head straight. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. a lot of reach. It's good. One more time. Ready? Okay. Yes, sir. So, I need you to keep your head straight because what when I do it, you kind of like slant your head a little bit. I'm sorry. So, I need you to keep your head I need I'm not doing that on purpose. I'm sorry. Keep your head straight and just move your eyes. Okay. Yes, sir. Okay. Do not move your head cuz you keep like moving a little bit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to move my head. You know, it's just a natural reaction. You know what I mean? You ready? Yes, sir. I'm sorry. All right. So, keep two eyes on it. Hands on by your side. Ready? Sound [Applause] funny. Go try it again. Okay. Okay. Can you stand by your side? My hand on my side. Okay. Sorry. All right. All right. So, this next exercise, this one's called uh this probably be a little bit more easier. Okay. Um, these the first one's going to be the walk and turn. Keep your hands down by your side. Stay like this the entire time. Okay, bud. Stay like this. Yes, sir. All right. So, stay right there. I'm going to show you how to how to do this. Okay. So, I'm going to be in a measuring line, right? Hey, look. Pay attention. This is my line, right? I'm This is the line. There's a line here, right? You don't see it off, but there's a line. So, you're going to start like this. Hands down by your side. Go ahead and get like this on that line right now. Yeah. On the line. Oh, on the line. Yep. So, right there. No. On the line. On the on the edge of the line. Okay. Now, follow on the edge of the line right here. You see where I'm at? Yes, sir. So, stand like that. Hands out by your side. Heel touch. Heel touch and toe. Okay. Okay. Stay like that the entire time while I'm demonstrating this. Okay. So, I'm going to do it here just for safety purposes. This is how you're starting, right? So, hands down by your side. You're going to count 1 2 3 4 all the way to get to nine. Okay. When you get to nine, you're going to take a series of small steps like this. Okay? And then you're going to do nine heel to toe steps back. Heel to toe. Heel to toe. Okay? All the way back until you get to nine. Do you understand these instructions? Would you like me to demonstrate them again? Yeah. Do it. Do it one more time. Go ahead and get back in your position. Do it. Do it one more time. Go ahead and get back in your position. I'll get in position. In the same position that I was in. Do it one more time for me at least. Come on. Okay. I will. But I need you to be in this position right here. Okay. Heel to toe the entire time. Hands down by your side. Okay, my friend. Hands down by your side. Heel to toe. Heel to toe. Yes, sir. You're not your your side to toe. You're your side to heel. I need you to put heel to toe. Heel toe. There you go. Okay. I'm going to demonstrate again because you wish. Okay. So, this is how you're going to start. When I tell you to begin, you're going to go one, two, three, all the way till you get to nine. When you get to nine, you're going to take a series of small steps to turn it around and you're going to take nine heel to toe steps back down the line until you get to nine. Okay? When you get to nine, you're done with that exercise. You understand? Okay. And you're going to count them out loud. Sure. Heel to toe. Do you understand? You have any questions before we start? I have a lot of questions, but that's fine. What questions do you have? I'm here to answer them for you. I just would like to see you do it three more times. I'm not doing it three more times. Would you like me to show you one more time? I can do it one more time for you if you wish. One more time. You're going to start like this. You're going to count 1 2 3 all the way to get to nine. When you get to nine, you're going to take a series of small steps and you're going to turn around and do nine hill steps. You you turn around. Wait, you you torque your body. I I I took a ser a series of small So, you know, those are two different steps, right? What question do you have for me? I'm just saying if you if you torque your body at a certain number. Are you ready for this exercise or you want you want to skip this exercise? Okay. Go ahead and get position like I've told you how. Okay. Okay. Hands down by your side. Yes, sir. And you may begin. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. Right. Nine. Right. Go ahead. and continue with the exercise until you're done. Okay. What was the next one? Okay. So, you done with that exercise? Yes, sir. Okay. All right. This next exercise, come let's come over here in front of my car again. Right. Right over here. Okay. Right here. This is fun. Right here. Right there. Okay. Stand right there, sir. Right here. All right. Face me. This next one is called the one leg stand. Okay. You understand this one leg stand? Get your feet together for me. Hands out by your side. You're going to raise your foot. either choice. Either this one or the other one. Whatever which one you want. Not yet. Until I tell you to start. Okay. You're going to look at your foot and count 100 1,002 1,00 3 1 4 until I tell you to stop. Do you understand? Yes. Okay. Do you have any question before we start this one? This one's pretty simple. Can you help me count cuz I'm getting cold? I'm not going to help you count. You're going to pick up. You're going to pick choose a foot of your choice. Uh-huh. You're going to count 1,00 1,002 looking at your foot, counting out loud until I tell you to stop. Do you understand? Okay. I'll tell you when to start. Okay. Not yet. I'll tell you when to start. I'm sorry. It's getting [ __ ] cold. [ __ ] I'm sorry, guys. You ready? Yes, sir. You may begin. Okay. One, two, three. Did I [ __ ] up? I'm sorry. Goddamn caterpillar. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 All right, let's go. That's good. All right, this next exercise. Okay, this is pretty simple. All right, my man. This one you're going to turn around. Come on. Come right here for me. Right here. Right by your car. Yep. Right there. Put your hands down like an airplane. [Applause] You going to be placing us for DUI. You understand that? All right. This is where you live, correct? Yes, sir. Okay. Where's your apartment at? Is your vehicle parked here? That's what I'm asking you. Yes, sir. You're you're on private property. Okay. Yes, sir. Is it This is your ve This is where your vehicle parks. Yes, sir. Okay. Cuz I mean, you made it all the way from the gay way here. So, with my lights on. So, I was just asking. All right. So, come over here for me. Go ahead. All right. Appreciate it. Um, you want your keys with you? That way nobody I got. All right. So, do you understand you're being placed under arrest for for DUI right now? Sir. Okay. Make sure you don't have anything. No knives or anything like stick. I don't like that. This is this is the key for the car. Um, what is this? Take it lighter. Have that. I'll throw this in. Okay. Okay. There's no way to go to jail. No, we're a little past that point. Go ahead and get in a car for me. Get [Applause] in there some notes. I know my handwriting is [ __ ] up, but I appreciate