That's right, friends. It's a fact or frauds toy sale. Sale to fail. It's a Funky Pop soft moorish American toy sale now. The Taj Tariq Funky Pop complete with Give Me Money. Give me more money. Get out. Ny L Bay Funky Pop comes complete with nonsense rambling. Even more nonsense rambling and more. Get the pun. And the RV Bay Funky Pop complete with numerous amounts of documents that mean nothing and it's hot. The light to jury funky pop comes complete with three active warrants and a bunch of nonsense paperwork that will land you in jail. The Sharon Gale Bay Funky Pop with that fresh out of prison scent. Contour not included. He's still in prison. It doesn't matter if he's in prison. The Jamal Bay Funky Pop currently out of stock cuz he's awaiting trial and a long prison sentence. So hold your silver. We got more. The Kujo Bay Funky Pop. No. No. Wrong. Kujo. Wrong Kujo. Less frightening. >> It doesn't even matter. He's gone. The Lmon Funky Pop. pretty much useless as well because he'll just tell you to get a lawyer and take a plea deal. Prices may vary with each Funky Pop. Only gold and silver accepted. Funky Pop dolls are for entertainment purposes only, not suitable for ages 1 through 90. Possible side effects may include loss of money, self-worth, family, utilities, and more. Bye now.