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welcome to Bear police Just Another Day in Paradise getting pulled over playing hide and seek with the cops and casually throwing in some drama about soda attacks and near crashes clearly the perfect time to insist on a bathroom break and argue law enforcement 101 classic let me see your hands hands out the window I got a kid in here be careful I have a kid in the back seat no don't grab me don't grab me don't grab what are you grabing grabing me for what are you grabbing me for what are you recording record I'm trying to don't grab me don't grab me I'm getting out I'm getting out I'm getting out do not grab me do not grab me I'm going to give you my okay I'm recording too them people threw that [ __ ] at my car I have no problem giving my license I promise I have no problem well you saw the blue lights right I did yeah that's why I pulled over right here no I pulled over right here I got off accelerated trying to get away from it no I did not I over okay I'm not hiding from you I just got out of Ja I'm not hiding I'm not running from anyone she says after starring in her own Fast and Furious scene just moments earlier guess she's just practicing for a casual Sunday Drive Right meet Speedy Susan the queen of creative storytelling and highspeed excuses them people threw two [ __ ] sodas at my car where on the inter state bro and I didn't they cut me off they almost made me crash they were doing the [ __ ] most I did not do nothing to where are you where are you going to where Alabama where at Alabama ozar where are you coming from Florida where at Florida there there from your home okay where I just got out of jail we going to Alabama that's it where where at that they thr the ball it had I'm not good with MES and [ __ ] it had to be about 5 10 miles back they were throwing [ __ ] they were flicking me off do you have the videos of them [ __ ] flicking me off and doing all that extra [ __ ] they were doing so bro please because I I refused to go to jail over some [ __ ] they started throwing sh out my car first if you can you please it's over here all you see all this this is all from them and then up here hold on sir when is it all this [ __ ] it was all wet from here Elija it's what it's wet yes do you see the lines do you see these lines that's awesome them throwing something in my car hit my [ __ ] I have a water in the car and [ __ ] hit the kid it [ __ ] hit the window it hit her it almost made her crash us where the was you that all tell you what stand right can I just piss not right now no can I P this if you'll stand right there okay what happened when we were driving there was this other car newer version car um looked like it had a new tag on it you're okay if I record this right apparently those flicking fingers had magical powers they didn't just offend Speedy Susan and her crew they hit the gas pedal too who knew rude gestures could cause spontaneous speeding during a police chase must be some new physics I got to be I have to be do you have anything illegal on you I don't you can take me I no no stop okay I'm just telling you I'm just telling you I don't have nothing I just have to P you got to the restant can I piss please or I can be here and you can watch me I don't care I don't want to watch that well hey hey all right what's going on she just came up behind me I was passing an 18 wheer and she just came up behind me and I noticed she swerved and almost hit my car so I sped up a little bit to get away from her um and I got over over to the right lane if I remember correctly and she started I know she started swerving more around other cars I'm like okay she's probably on something um and when she got closer to me I'm like I'm not dealing with this so I kind of try to get away from her cuz I I have a 2-year-old almost 2-year-old daughter in the car I don't want to risk her life for anything so I try to get away from her and then she started following me and then they started throwing something at me I couldn't see it for sure they feel like they first they threw a water bottle and the second day they do like some like round object at us and then she there's multiple times where she tried to or by like the bars with the r barell she almost ran us up in she like this would be the lane and then she would be right here and I had no choice to get into the breakdown lane or really close to the guardo and then hard break they were blowing kisses at us I don't know what they laughing the whole time and the dad was just encouraging her and I'm pretty sure he was record too so while Speedy Susan was busy auditioning for a Stunt Driver role she decided to turn a family's peaceful drive into a real life action movie starring their 2-year-old daughter as the unwilling stunt double because nothing says safe travels like a reckless stranger on a mission but hey let hear something from Susan herself hey can I go no you you can't go huh come here am I being entertained yeah you're being detained what for what because I'm investigating something investigating okay tell me what's going on and then you can detain me you know what's going on I know the laws and I know you can't detain me without a a problem of CA so what is it what is the problem of they threw there today me and I got the fix wait at the V go go I'll show you come on let's go I'll show you I'll be out there in just a minute how do you know we're not finding out if they are violators and we're trying to find out what to do that's what you're ding to conclusion let us do our investigation you are treating me like I'm the victim you're not you treating me like I'm the problem was he not was he not treating me like I'm the [ __ ] problem I got my son in the back what the [ __ ] wrong with you they lucky they he's asking them question ask them questions myself if they instigate who's Vic they ain't going to tell you they instigated are you dumb are you dumb hello how long have you been a cop 25 years all right so they going to tell you they instigated or not are they or not you don't know that no they Ain you [ __ ] dumb you say you've been 25 years with to cop you a [ __ ] idiot it might be entertain or not you're not free to go you're not free to go am I being he is detaining you you're not free to go am I being yes you are okay he's conducted an investigation no you're not under hand oh just another Tuesday Speedy Susan doing her best impression of a bird in the wild flapping around and asking am I being detained clearly she's unaware that the answer is only slightly obvious given the whole police situation happening around her he here he comes right here bless you guys good night good night good night good night that's what hold on he's conducting the investigation can you step out of the vehicle let me yeah let me talk to you for what for what you don't even know his no no cuz I wanted to talk to you away from her so we can talk listen I told you what happened already he don't have to St by the vehicle to tell you what happened no bro to God I'm going St on these [ __ ] you do not need to St on the vehicle and tell you what you shut up no the [ __ ] I won't no I won't I want I just need to talk to you no no that way I can talk to you Hur up no he's going to tell you the same I told there I don't understand we all have the same story so what's the difference please can I get your ID your name and your baths please you're ugly as [ __ ] yeah oh you uglier than the [ __ ] okay Finish finish please am I being detained yes you're being detained I'll tell you why are you being detained well Speedy Susan found herself on the wrong side of the law after her impromptu road race and interpretive dance on the roadside she was detained under 18 USC paragraph 111 because apparently fleeing from police while endangering everyone around isn't a category on America's Got Talent but it is a federal crime but then one charge was never enough so that Susan took her chance to add in some better stuff for her criminal resume for example crashing herself and flipping up her dress in front of the camera again got man hard to hold me do I have a right 863 [Music] get on the ground [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you elij get out get out get out get out you [ __ ] with my in the car you [ __ ] [Music] you you my ass that b f that F that [ __ ] is f you like to H pictures the videos if you want to buy them that's what I thought he's gone he laying ass good luck finally can I call somebody for my son he's gone gone boy he gone good luck get my phone out of the front sending him to me don't worry about these cops send me my phone now run across thefield well these officers fight crimes from day till night they don't rest because crime doesn't and this was a clear example and now let's head to crime and consequences Texas edition police confront a suspect driving a reportedly stolen U-Haul the situation escalates as the suspect attempts to grab the officer's gun leading to a struggle eventually shots are fired and the suspect is detained here is the first view of the gas station camera sure you copy off can [Music] Brother Hey sir driv to you hul yeah yeah can you talk to me real quick over here of course all right we're going to go man what did I do what I said what did I do all right it's right here all right right now he's being detained okay report this report stolen why since when you're not in a restaurant you're being detained okay what's report is 221 Bravo hold the channel send me unit too up here North Walmart what sure you're good get off my gun one one one my G what's n get off my gun I'm signal one just St on Signal one sir you're not going to down right now right get off my gun look get off my gun get off my go he's going for my gun he's going for my gun please let please just get back get off my gun the suspect made a reckless decision by grabbing an officer's gun during a stop for driving a stolen U-Haul this escalated the situation from a charge of unauthorized vehicle use Texas penal code section 3107 to resisting arrest and attempting to disarm an officer Texas penal code section 3803 endangering lives and ensuring harsher legal consequences let's take a closer look into this driving to you Hall yeah yeah can you talk to me real quick over here all right we're going to go over what did I do what I said what did I do all right it's right here all right right's been detained okay this report this report stolen why since when you're not in a restaurant you're just being detained okay what's report 221 Bravo hold the channel send me unit to S out up here by North Walmart what sure you're good get off my gun one signal one one what get off my gun take take the one just St on know what sir you're not going to down right now right get off my gun get off my gun get off my gun he's going for my gun he's going for my gun please let please just get back get off my gun when the backup came these officers had a clear shot of the suspect and they fired at him just crash into the Walmart what in the car in the car what carv in the SUV get down on the ground get down on the [ __ ] ground on top of me watch Crossfire watch Crossfire you good Ryan come here brother go let's go let's go where you shot where you shot me traffic set him down set him down 91 several shots fired got's been hit everybody expedite where you get keep going man keep going man don't even bother how ISC pend mcdonal where are you hit BR guy don't wor him don't worry about him make sure he's good to go conf hey cut his pants offs is he hit anywhere we are incredibly fortunate to have officers who are trained and willing to handle dangerous criminals like this one imagine if someone like this crossed your path someone who wouldn't hesitate to resort to violence to keep their actions hidden it's a sobering reminder of the risks our officers face daily to keep us safe from those who could harm us without a second thought looks like post-party street brawls have officially become the city's latest cultural tradition even the police showed up just to cheer them on and and make sure no one forgets their next fight night RSVP sure they might Dodge the Cuffs tonight but let's not forget the fun little detail of Texas penal code section 2201 if those punches turn from just a friendly tussle into an assault they could be trading in their party favors for some lovely County Jail accommodations because hey nothing says memorable night out like a misdemeanor on your record next stop having faith in your ability was good but not in all situations especially when you can't measure how smart you are then use logic instead of just Faith trust me cuz here is what will happen if you trust in your stupidity no watch out watch out watch out watch out Ram the patrol car we need cover Now cover now he get out the car hold [Music] on turn around turn around turn around turn around stop stop hands it's not smart man well you ran the police car yall are sing before taser deployed thinking of channeling your inner Usain Bolt and making a run for it well just a heads up under Texas penal code section 384 that little Sprint can get you slapped with a nice charge of evading arrest and trust me you won't be setting any world records in those County Jail sneakers plus it turns out the police don't give medals for finishing first here is the end of today's video please leave a like And subscribe thanks for watching
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