Welcome to Bear Police. Just your average day where the nap of the century turns into a full-blown no, you won't showdown. Between the oh, I'm totally not going to jail attitude and the impromptu wrestling match with handcuffs, it's just another peaceful morning complete with tasting, of course. Good morning. Hey, you okay? Oh, yeah. All right. What happened? I was sleeping. Sorry. You just fell asleep? I don't know. I got you. You okay? Yes, sir. Say, you look like you were sleeping pretty good. Okay. Ma'am, what's your name? Um Emily Miner. Okay. What's your name, though? It's Emily Miner. I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Emily what? Do you have your ID, ma'am? I just need to identify you. Meet Ms. Jackson, the queen of denial and naps. Turning a simple warrant into a full-blown wrestling match. A true master of resistance and sass. Y'all want to do Y'all just want to go on? Y'all want her seated or what? I don't know. Over there we got the paperwork. What you want to do? What's her warrant for? Disorderly conduct? Of course it is. Yeah, I don't mind taking her. You sure? Yeah. As long as you're good with it, we'll do that, okay? But I'm not going to dump it out on you. Warrant. Warrant is disorderly conduct, okay? Warrant. Out of Camden County. I know that one. It's disorderly conduct and I saw two officers where he took his chest cam and I sat there and it's like this. I know I have a warrant, but they let me go when I left Toombs County. I thought Toombs County laid on me, kept me for a week, got the matter, got here, I don't pay for the civil suit checks. I should not be on probation here. I got you. Yes, ma'am. But you do you still do have that warrant that is active right now. transport me? I'll take your [ __ ] Yes, ma'am. That's what we're going to do. We're going to take you. We're going to go meet and I'll see you there. And then I'll be in serious [ __ ] Cuz I'm going to [ __ ] up Caylin County cuz they should have never revoked me. I got you. Yes, ma'am. Uh-uh. I ain't got to do anything cuz if y'all want to fight, we'll fight. Oh, for sure. WWE take notes because Miss Jackson just volunteered for your next Royal Rumble. She's ready to throw down anywhere, even in handcuffs. Now, that's commitment to the craft. To prove she deserved a spot among the superstars of WWE, here is how she trash talked to the police. It was as real as it can be. The takedown was also real. Can you put your hands behind your back first? Cuz I got nothing. 310, can you head this way? I have TO TAKE OFF RUNNING. OKAY. WELL, we're not going to do that. Yeah, we going to chase the night in the rain, barefooted and all. ALL RIGHT. I'M NOT GOING TO NO MATTER IF YOU'RE SITTING IN A CELL FOR HOURS ON TOP of hours WHEN I'VE BEEN DROPPED FROM THEM CHARGES. I GOT YOU. That's something you're going to have to speak WITH THEM. THEY TRANSPORTED ME HERE. MAGISTRATE COURT SAID I COULD NOT COME BACK UNTIL I GO TO COURT. SO, TELL ME ABOUT THAT. OKAY. YES, MA'AM. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm going TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF SINCE YOU WON'T ASK. OKAY. SO, I'm a first responder. I'M A FIRE STARTER. I HELPED Y'ALL LAST NIGHT. THAT WAS SOME [ __ ] UP [ __ ] MATTER OF FACT, 314. OKAY. SO, GUESS WHAT? Y'ALL GOING TO CHASE. WE'RE NOT We're not doing this. Ma'am, I DON'T CARE. Y'ALL CAN SEARCH AND ARREST ALL Y'ALL WANT. Let go of THE BAG. NO, IT'S MY STUFF. LET GO OF THE BAG. TO GO THROUGH IT AND [ __ ] WITH ME ALL THE TIME? I DON'T WANT Y'ALL TO HAVE NONE OF MINE. Quit resisting. Stop. Stop resisting. got it. BIT SO I'M NOT GOING TO GET. Y'ALL GOING TO THROW ME IN MY DAMN HEAD. THAT'S WHY YOU RESISTING. STOP RESISTING. Stop resisting. Stop [ __ ] with ME. YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HIT THE GODDAMN CRIME. I TOOK GOD DAMN BASEBALL. NOW YOU WANT TO WORK. ON THE GROUND. GET ON THE GROUND. GET ON THE GROUND. 310, step it up. You behind step. Why y'all couldn't just let me get in? Put your hands behind your back. No. Now. Hell no. We're not asking. I don't care. I could have got in. We tried to do this civilly. How you going to treat her? Stop resisting. Stop. Jackson. I don't care. I ALREADY GOT A FREE PROFILE IN HERE. I USED TO PUT THEM in the front but you got to be careful. They're not going in the front. I don't care. We got a police car. Get my phone, bro. Stop resisting. Jesus, how strong is this woman? She only gave up when the backup officer arrived at the scene. Man, I got this arm. I got this arm. I got this arm. I got the left arm. I got the left arm. We're good. Need another pair? No, we good. No, we got that. All right. What we got Miss Jackson? Yeah. Guys, what we got on 95? Yeah, 95. Cancel. All right. All over in your lap. I want all of the seats. Here you are. Here you are. You going to get a hook. You can put her in my active transporter. All right, where is she at? Where you at? Down here. All right, 22. Good job. Well, the show ain't over yet cuz when they returned to the department, it took them like half an hour before she got pushed out of the car. Get your ass up. Is she staying in here OR YOUR HANDCUFFS? I WILL WHOOP HER ASS WITH A NO HANDCUFF. ALL RIGHT, COME ON. WE'LL GET THE CAR. Come on. Go to the other side and push her. Yeah, I got this. Ow. Stand your big ass up. TWO COPS CAN'T TAKE DOWN ONE. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. YEAH, they should have sent me. Yeah, I would have been in the car with you. I would have got out of there. I appreciate it. Miss Jackson was charged with having an outstanding warrant which she hilariously tried to argue away mid-arrest. Here's some advice. Next time you get a warrant, Ms. Jackson, maybe try charm and paperwork instead of WWE moves. You might save yourself a few tasting rounds and avoid the title of most unwanted wrestler. Ah, yes. Nothing says, "I'm having a productive day." like Karen deciding to channel her inner street fighter against a homeless person. Move over, UFC. Karen's got a stroller and zero sense of self-awareness. Ah, yes. The modern-day renaissance of girl power, where sisterhood means teaming up to turn the streets into your personal UFC octagon. Because why have a calm conversation when you can just throw some punches and call it bonding time? Meet tonight's MVP, the fearless pocket-sized warrior who's clearly decided that size doesn't matter when you're ready to take on the entire world, or at least anyone who gets in the way of her Snapchat streak. At this point, these two might be looking at a real grab bag of charges. Based on the Texas Penal Code, they could be facing assault charges, Penal Code paragraph 22.01, which could lead to up to a year in jail if considered a misdemeanor. If injuries are more serious, it could bump up to aggravated assault, paragraph 22.02, which means 2 to 20 years in prison. Add in a side of disorderly conduct, paragraph 42 mar 1, for disrupting public peace, which could bring a fine and a potential 180-day stay in county jail. All because they couldn't leave the drama for the group chat. Things got even worse when men started to join the fight. Luckily, a few minutes later, police finally came to the scene. Back on here. These ladies could be hit with assault charges for their impromptu street wrestling match. Up to a year in jail if they're lucky. But hey, if things got serious, they might upgrade to aggravated assault and score themselves two to 20 years in prison. And let's not forget the classic disorderly conduct because, you know, starting a fight in public is the new hobby these days. And now, because when your brunch plans fall through, obviously the next logical step is to start an impromptu cage match with a homeless guy. Genius. That's what happened. Nice play. YOU ATTACKED ME. LOOK AT ALL THE TROUBLE YOU CAUSED. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU. DON'T TOUCH ME. YOU [ __ ] homeless piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU. PIECE OF [ __ ] YOU'RE A TWO-DOLLAR SUIT. GO TO THE BATHROOM. You messed your truck. You broke my machine, lady. Get the [ __ ] out of here, [ __ ] Lucky I'm not kicking your ass. [ __ ] Hey, you. Don't touch me. Nice play. Go to the Nice nice girl, huh? She just You're nice. She just broke my machine. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Go to the bathroom. According to the official handbook of Karen misadventures, aka California Penal Code paragraph 242, engaging in battery, aka thinking it's a good idea to throw hands with a random stranger, could land her up to 6 months in the county jail. But hey, at least she'll have plenty of time to perfect her "I'm just misunderstood" speech for the prison book club. Nothing says "I'll risk it all" quite like shoplifting from Walmart with a red towel disguise. And clearly, bashing an employee with coat hangers was part of the master plan. Don't worry though, folks. Soon Walmart's mini police precinct will be there to help thieves find the exit door with a little less flair. YES, I DID. YES, I DID. DRAG ME TO DRAG ME DRAG ME TO THE OUT. OUT. DRAG ME TO DRAG ME TO DRAG ME TO DRAG ME DRAG ME DRAG DRAG ME DRAG ME YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET. YES, MA'AM. What's trash? What's trash? What's trash? What's trash? What's trash? God damn, I love Walmart. Hey, piece of [ __ ] Nice. Yeah, that one's important. Can we see this one last one from the front? All right, let's get out of here. According to the oops, I forgot this isn't the Hunger Games rule book, aka California Penal Code paragraph 245, assault with a deadly weapon, because coat hangers count when you're swinging them around like nunchucks. Our Walmart warrior could be looking at up to 4 years in prison. But hey, maybe she can organize some intense coat hanger fencing tournaments in the yard. Welcome to the epic showdown, folks. In one corner, we have Karen's neighbor, armed with passive-aggressive sighs and a rolled-up HOA manual. In the other corner, Karen herself, swinging with the fury of a woman whose property line was crossed by 2 in. Just Grab your popcorn because this backyard brawl is about to make reality TV look like a book club meeting. According to the thou shalt not smack thy neighbor clause, aka California Penal Code paragraph 243D, any Karen who inflicts serious bodily injury during one of her legendary property line disputes could be facing up to 4 years in the slammer. But on the bright side, at least she'll have plenty of time to brush up on the HOA rules and plot her next passive-aggressive letter from behind bars.