head head norest [Music] good time for my gas be Hest [Music] if we get up here she tries to go around box [Music] around after a thrilling 10-minute Chase it turns out she had just enough gas to make it to the nearest pity part party but not much further got if they can get someone up here to Spiker it would be perfect like going so damn [Music] slow [Music] quiet someone Spiker get over get over get over yeah they hit her she hit she runs on poing the [Music] doll put your hands out the window Point your hands out the window you're going to get popped your dog's going to come up here put your hands out the window anybody got a window break put your hands out window put your hands out the window put your hands up you need a grass glass breaker quit moving keep your hands out put your hands up get him out now you good give me your hand quick just down right here give it up for Betty bad judgment the reigning champion of running from reality and making every wrong move in the handbook her life motto why think it through when you can just floor it on you no anything think it's going to pick us your stickup H us no get you good uh it's more of the broken Knuck I'm worried about oh right here she kept reaching for [ __ ] underneath and everything else dude I couldn't wait I couldn't wait for him any longer it's like she grabs a gun right now she she rolled that window up for a reason oh yeah that's why I was like [ __ ] I started reach my belts like what do I got flashlight yeah I didn't have [ __ ] on me I was hoping she was going to run I was like I'm going to tell him I like I want to pop Croc if she starts to run well I heard run so I was like [ __ ] so I pulled in front of the vehicle and as I pulled in front I look it's like [ __ ] I'm rolling up right in her line of fire and we thought she was going to take off cuz she kind of was leaning that way why wouldn't run again right she's uh bleeding from her hand and she said she thinks her knee might be injured as well so I don't know if you had a squad coming to Checker or whatever oh sure nothing to worry about just a broken knuckle and a possible gun grab you know the usual Tuesday night fun where you hope your flashlight doubles as a force fi and now welcome to Betty bad judgment's mobile dumpster on Wheels with premium features like fast food leftovers random debris and a DIY stick shift it's clear this ride was designed with chaos and clutter in mind who needs luxury when you've got this level of character this has like a couple little pieces of rolled of plastic and paper I didn't open it all the way cuz I didn't want to [ __ ] the flat if it's in there than that everything else in here is okay there's a little pocket knife in her CSE looks like it's got a little bit of residue on it but I think it's just weed thank you thank you her money's in there too I didn't count it make you get a picture of with all this stuff oh know there a big bus just smells like a bunch of burnt marijuana would she not listen at all Dam she was kept reaching underneath the dash and we were all standing ourselves up in the windshield like yes smacking on the window try to get her to keep her hands up no I didn't look on her to dash there's a gun there I haven't even looked over here yet there it's a big old void there we're back and forth I would prefer to go to Wheeling wheeling's not accepting patients well then I then no need to go to the hospital well then you're going to come with us we're going to go back to the PD and go over some paperwork okay so she isra is not going to the hospital she's not going she's declining what do you need me to do for take her the PD or yeah we going to do some movie I Stu ah yes that I didn't steal it I just borrowed it during a midnight car Heist defense Betty bad judgment clearly thinks rules are more like suggestions especially when it comes to someone else's car and naturally a high-speed chase with her goo response classic before we go any further I'm just going to read you your rights you have the right to remain silent anything you say your D can be used against you in court of law you understand your rights somewhat okay so tell me how did you come in possession of the car um I was saying there and he had disappeared in the middle of the night and left his phone so I had no way to contact him over at the house over here yes so you were going to contact him for I already had messaged him and said that I would be right back he even called and I tried to answer what time was that oh this is probably around one so he was letting you take the car or I mean i' mentioned it to him before and he never said anything otherwise okay cuz that's what's part of that why we're in the spot now because he's saying that you weren't allowed to have access to the car so they reported it stolen which I have never heard him say to me that I couldn't use that vehicle and from what I understand I'm allow to use any vehicle I want well if he gave you permission that would be different but he's he's saying otherwise they're saying otherwise I'm just tell have to give you guys permission is actually the truth so when we initiated the lights you took off from us was there any process behind that or do you just because I'm sick of of not having what's mine I'm sick of feeling like garbage I'm sick of all of the things that have gone on in The Last 5 Years I mean there different options than running from us like from a traffic stop I don't appreciate even being stopped when what I'm trying to do is go locate something that I need that no one will give me when that was what we were here to do but you know a lot of this all that all could have been for the most part avoided like you just you just got stop like we tried to make a traffic stop with you it turned you know it eventually just took off from us so was the keys for the vehicle in the house yes and you are about to have plenty of it right now cuz Betty B judgment was charged with a variety of offenses including operating a vehicle Under the Influence OVI for driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs obstructing official business for interfering with the police during the incident failure to comply for not obeying the police's orders especially during the pursuit theft for taking the car without the owner's permission driving under suspension for driving while her license was suspended she really went for the full menu of bad decisions Pro tip Betty bad judgment next time try using a ride share App instead of a Grand Theft Auto as your go-to mode of transportation it's way cheaper and you'll avoid the whole five new felony charges thing let's jump on to the next case of today's video a masterclass in denal and misplaced confidence or protagonist after allegedly hitting everything but the lottery insists she's just out for some adult things like grocery shopping definitely not SX fuel Joy rides spoiler the only thing getting picked up is her by the cops so glad yall got her thought she was going to kill people like five or six times on her way home she went all the way in the left lane and was head on with cars that were parked seen it going south and there was a police officer on the yeah that was me that was you uhhuh but she was like curing her hair and then she's like going like not a care in the world you know what's how's it going today not so well for you miss Aaron queen of chaos master of turning a simple trip into a full-blown disaster with a side of Xanax for good measure of course you don't have it just yeah what kind ofand you running in know grocery shop killing BS just adult adult things yeah so where were you coming from if we're being honest I am um on the way to pick up on my friend and cuz like I don't like doing things by myself because I have anxiety so I like people coming on rides with me so I was going to go pick her up so I can go to The Dispensary get what I need and bring it back home if you want to I could show you my medical card okay a question do you have a prescription for Xanax bars no law time under 21 USC paragraph 844a possessing a controlled substance like Xanax without a prescription is like enrolling yourself in a crash course on how to collect criminal charges it's a federal offense and the I didn't know defense holds as much weight as a paper boat in a hurricane basically you're looking at up to a year in prison a hefty fine or both because according to the law I needed it for my anxiety doesn't count as a valid prescription all right hang tight get some gloves because I believe they're sitting right there in the driver's seat for me it pretty much stay simple BR okay ma'am is your ID in your purse yes it is all right I'll get it give I'll get it hey I said I'll get it stand over there at the end of your car do you hear me okay but if you were more respectful about it if I'm just saying I'm just saying all right if we're all humans here if you were more respectful about it I just where's your idea is it in here can I look for my wallet well like why through my wallet trying no the thing is that's my property you have no choice actually I do because I found freaking Xanax bars on your driver's seat if you want to explain something explain looks like our Aaron queen of chaos just realized she's starring in a real life episode of oops I got caught that face says I'm so nervous I could probably power a small city with the anxiety running through my veins right now girl the fact that you're just looking through my stuff they were in plain view yep that makes a difference oh were they in plane view yeah your butt was covering okay here will you do me a favor and go sit on the bumper of that car over there um what okay I just want to know what I was doing in particular Okay the reason you were pulled over um you were called in as a possible drunk driver and from the people that were calling in said that you hit multiple things I haven't been to the other side of your car or really inspected your car yet to verify that but um you were found you're you were found here she's getting out with you we you were called in as a drunk driver okay upon contact she's finding things that are illegal in your car so this is kind of the development that we're going okay so for right now while she's doing her job we're going to give her some space and we're going to go sit at the front of that car okay no okay that's fine you can I mean the fenders can be hot I mean if you want to sit on this bumper that's probably not going to be as hot but the fenders get hot ah yes the classic please take a seat on the bumper of Shame routine nothing says you're in deep trouble quite like a polite suggestion to roast your buns on a sunbaked fender while they inventory your cars illegal goodies just sit tight literally overdosing on Xanax is like hitting the snooze button on life permanently take a look at how she successfully failed the test right after this hey have you ever had any the past say 10 24 hours 10 24 hours um uh [Music] no oh and here comes the good part of the video just straight she tou my tit bro it's on camera get off my bro I bet you oh you guys are going to steal my lavender yeah you want to try that oh you want to CH me the [ __ ] out oh oh you want to choke me oh girl do you want to choke me oh girl holy [ __ ] oh you really want to choke me out girl bit I was not doing nothing to you you want to choke me thank you officer the sweet smell of Freedom wrapped in a big sarcastic bow of gratitude for capitalism's finest she's really giving the Oscar Worthy performance of I don't care while lowkey auditioning for the role of most tied down Rebel and hey at least she's figured out that being a cop is indeed a career choice not a conspiracy against her [ __ ] God I'm wasting your [ __ ] timeing you to meet your [ __ ] quot [ __ ] blue license in America blue life is a [ __ ] Doo it is not a [ __ ] m matter it is not a privileg you choose to be a [ __ ] car what are you going to do to my car what are you going to do to my car what are you going to do to my car you know what everything is going to be fun I'm going to get bailed out and girl I'm going to have a I'm going to have a good two weeks get out this [ __ ] place bro I can't wait so genuinely genuinely thank you thank you for letting me finally be free and giving me such BS of capitalism to the point where I'm just like wow I really nothing really gives a [ __ ] cops don't give [ __ ] about nobody but to meet their [ __ ] quotas and they pick and choose when it want to be nice but like at the end of the day whole ass oh you're going to time me down sir [ __ ] ass fish bro all y'all want to meet is your [ __ ] blue lives matter [ __ ] it's a choice to be a cop it's not a [ __ ] lifee she was likely charged with DUI possession of Xanax without a prescription reckless driving and resisting arrest based on her erratic behavior and illegal activities during that's what do excuse me no you look hot put your shirt on please me me me me me me right now in a dazzling display of decision-making our protagonist confidently assured officers she was totally sober just before asking to be shot bragging about her salary and threatening legal action she was then kindly escorted to the station after attempting to turn the encounter into an impromptu talent show hi I'm Vanessa are you [ __ ] I am I'm sorry you what are you guys doing here I live I live right here don't do this to me no I live right here I'm not going to drive anymore I'm just trying to get the okay drunk just you know you got to I'm [Music] sorry I saw you I saw you guys driving in so I want to make sure everything's okay that's my house and that is Vanessa the verbal acrobat pull up and like look at the video got okay I'm a business woman so I have a lot of idas with me if you don't mind me just pull out pulling out of like these with me okay what do you do hey my over is six minutes away I don't give a about your so I'm a get pick up I don't know if that's fine with you yeah that's good you don't have your ID or anything trying to figure out who El okay look so you can have this what no Mom no this is not mine this is not M it's not yours no this is not mine oh my god this is my brother no this is not mine no this is my I can I see now because no no we were we were out here just being oh my God you know what's so crazy I'm listening the fact that I live here and I've asked him hey can we just be okay and I'm so cold I'm so cold so I don't I I know you but I'm so GL I'm just like I don't know what I'm doing I van listen to me I need to get some sort of identification if you have a picture of it or you have it with you can I okay if you have no clue of what was she just said don't worry no one either and if you notice she is absolutely intoxicated at this point just take a look of how she's showing her wallet to the officer I mean is your ID in there at all anywhere can I see it before you see it okay and what's your address Mark what's your address to how much have you had to drink tonight nothing I can clearly smell it no you can't so how much have you had to drink tonight I I I can smell and clearly your friend said that you were drunk I just the I came up my cat the moment I came up you said you had something that he said that you were drunk as hell that's crazy where did you guys come from cuz you clearly didn't come from your house first off we don't need your friend to tell us that you are drunk as hell Vanessa look at her face right there it literally said I'm drunk Vanessa the verbal acrobat might be flipping into a six-month stay under penal code 231 for her DUI plus a few extra moves like aggravated battery and resisting arrest looks like she'll be headlining at The Bard and disorderly Inn he clearly says you're drunk as hell those were his words those were his words not mine hold on Vanessa Vanessa no I'm so sorry those were his words see I can see it in your eyes I can see no I just want to go to work okay how much have you had to drink tonight can we can we work this out that's what I'm trying to do excuse me no I'm just you look hot like I know I are you Tori's dad no no you said you had nothing to drink tonight right okay are you willing to perform some exercises to show me that you haven't had that you are not impaired that you have nothing to drink tonight that you're okay to drive cuz I clearly saw you driving you're in a driver's seat your friend says he wasn't driving what I don't want to do is have you out here in the cold right what we could do you're not under arrest you can go in my squad car we can go to the TR Depot where it's nice and warm put you through the exercises if you show no signs of impairment I'll bring you back you go home okay is that something you're willing to do what's that I don't have any water I know somewhere you can find water jail Vanessa's idea of a sobriety test complimenting the officer mistaking him for tor's Dad and then asking for water clearly she's prepared to run a marathon of confus Fusion here is the good part when emotions after a drunken party kick in do you want to know how much I earn a year I honestly care you probably don't give a [ __ ] doesn't affect me Vanessa I'm if you earn a lot of money more more than me good for you I'm happy for you but I better you [ __ ] I want you to give a [ __ ] because I see you around the streets I see you I do yeah cuz my job is to patrol the the streets of Lake Forest yeah I got to make sure no one breaks into cars and I see a car that has two people in it I got to make sure everyone's okay inside shut the [ __ ] up you white piece of [ __ ] what the [ __ ] do you do what the [ __ ] do you do I have an attorney and you will not pull me out of this car I'm not saying I'm pulling you out the car I'm just asking you a question I need a yes or no question know is it a it's a yes or no question you want to do the exercises no you don't want to do the exercises don't pull me out of this [ __ ] car because I have an I I have no reason to pull you off the car thank you so much I have no reason to pull you off the car I'm asking you a simple yes or no question and I'm telling you is it a yes or a no my Turney will pull me out of this [ __ ] car if I have to but you know what here is something you going to learn Under Pennsylvania bom Mims police can ask you to step out of the car without needing your attorney's green light it's like Simon says when the officer says step out you're playing along no objections allowed you step up yeah yeah it's an order and I'll tell you exactly why once you step up once I step out yep then I say if you don't get out of the car we're going to have to remove you from the car and I'd really like to not do that okay so on the front of my car the front facing camera you going I'm going to put myself right there for you please don't you what do I do there's nothing in there if I find anything in there afterwards it's going to beong to you okay [Music] I need you to sit down Vanessa can I break this if you break and I dare you I double dare you [ __ ] and now she is asking the officer to kill her what is wrong with this woman see okay me right now kill me back rather shoot me cuz I'm going to fight you shoot me right now shoot me shoot me right now cuz you're going to me regardless me right now okay so she's refusing to put her seat belt on so just to take it back like that I'm so so tired I'm so tired hey at least she had a good vocal she can change her tone from high to low pretty smooth Hugh Jackman has the greatest show but the true greatest show is the next scene right here [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] all right so that was you did not need to spit at me I did I need you to face it force me force me take me to jail take me to jail take me right now take me to jail take me to jail take me to jail right now she spit she spit she spit so that's going to be an extra charge I know okay take it two cuz you did kick me too thank you oh I kicked you oh on camera take me I just want you to take me so bad and you just wanted kick me in the squad card just spit me in my I just want him to take me say again she just spit out my face right now and kicked me in the squat car so just so you know I just want to don't have a seat and I'll let you use the bathroom in a little bit do you want me to pean myself now don't do that have a seat I already did look at him he probably wishes that she was lying about peeing on herself leave your leave your shirt on Vanessa I'm going to let you use the bathroom back there [ __ ] you I'm not closing it I'm giving you privacy [ __ ] go to the bathroom and come back out give go to the bathroom and come back out before you B I need you to go use the bathroom you say you want to use the bathroom right I'd rather piss myself right [ __ ] use the bathroom I'm only doing this to give you privacy [ __ ] Vanessa please use the bathroom thank you sir no I'd rather have absolutely everything that I have use the bathroom use the bathroom or you're going to or else you're going to be C to the wall oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me wearing a shirt is like the hardest test of of her life all I'm going take them off you so you can put your shirt on can I see your hand kiss you want to use a bathroom yeah okay put your shirt on go use the bathroom and then come back out okay can we do that so the only reason I was closing this Vanessa is to give you privacy that's it I wasn't going to close it all the way just to give you another the layer of privacy that's all to give you the respect that you deserve and that give you that privacy uh Vanessa put your shirt on please Vanessa if you don't do that I'm going to put you back on handcuffs on the bench okay I don't want to do that I want you to use a bathroom and take care it's so hard oh my God I want to die i' rather you kill me right now what the oh kill me I want to [ __ ] kill myself right now is that even how it goes right now I'm killing kill Vanessa put your shirt back on can you P it or a Delta 9 Tetra Hydro can an all concentration of either 5 nogan or more of whole blood or 10 nogan or more and injuries are require type A injury requires immediate professional attention to a doctor's officer medical facility including several blood bleeding wounds distorted extremities and injuries that require the injury party to be carried from the seat shut if you submit to the chemical test closing an alcohol concentration of 8 or more I I I I don't [ __ ] understand lock me up or don't [ __ ] lock me up lock her up or don't [ __ ] lock her up like [ __ ] lock me up or don't [ __ ] me up bit yeah yeah you fuckie of [ __ ] oh yeah let H yeah oh oh thank you baby Vanessa was charged with DUI driving Under the Influence failure to Signal when required aggravated battery and resisting arrest let us jump on to the next case okay what the come on let's go let's go don't grab me let go don't grab me somebody film this what the why are you put your hand down you're under arrest you're under arrest what for what stop what did I do what please stop please stop stop what did I do please stop what did I do tell me what I did please stop link so an intoxicated lady decides that being politely asked to leave a bar just isn't her style instead she opts for the get arrested in plead ignorance approach complete with a side of what did I do on repeat spoiler alert not knowing why you're being arrested doesn't make it any less legal what that Jennifer out here and trespass her you got to go okay okay let's go what I do hey they don't want your business no more let's go because you ask too much even after the office said you are trespassing meet Jennifer AKA drama queen Jenny I do I don't know they can you tell me I got sorry okay but can you tell me I I will I will gladly talk to you once you're off the property okay my car is this way okay well you're not driving okay I can walk then okay I live two blocks from okay what I do let's go I I'll talk to you I'm already walking wait so wait don't tell me that you'll tell me once I'm walking I'm walking tell me now once we're off the property tell me now yes we will tell me now ma'am you're either going to leave the property okay let's sir arrest me what did I do go what did I do tell me I'm asking if you shut up and let me talk I don't talk to me like that don't tell me to shut up I didn't even say that to my son what the come on let's go let's go don't grab me don't grab me somebody filmed this what the why are you put your you're under arrest you're under arrest for what for what stop what did I do what please stop please stop what did I do please stop what did I do tell me what I did please stop hying I'm asking you what I do you can't arrest me you're too late now you're already under arrest let's go you cannot arrest me without telling me why why are you arresting me why are you arresting me stop it this is unlawful stop it why am I in handcuffs why am I in handcuffs right now tell me stop it tell me why I'm arrested wait you cannot do this tell me tell me why ain't nothing but a hard I'll tell you what going to happen with you tell me why a so with drama queen Jenny thought ignoring a trespass warning was no biggie under Florida statute 81.0 that's a first-degree misdemeanor translation up to 365 days in county jail plenty of time to rethink those Life Choices all on the house sold you leave were you yelling and screaming I was not yelling and screaming I asked why asking to play music was an arrestable offense window the restaurant people can't arrest you but they can ask you to leave their property in that time you have to and and that's a rustable offense if I've paid a $300 Bill plus a $100 tip to the bartender it's an arrestable offense cuz I asked to play music your disorderly conduct is an arrest off dis and the alcohol that I'm smelling coming from your person and disorderly in and I live less than two blocks from there so when the deputy told you probably gave you orders to do something did you comply huh she doesn't know what to say so drama queen Jenny thinks a $300 Bill and a $100 tip give her VIP rights to play DJ and stay forever news flash paying big doesn't buy you the right to be the star of the local arrest show after five minutes of explaining our officer made a final one to make sure she understood and put an end to this effort of stalling time okay so I asked you to leave and you said no I said you want to talk I said we will talk to you once you off the property management wanted you gone because you were interrupting business and I asked you to talk to me you stop I'm talking you listen oh because what I have I talk you listen okay so I asked you to leave you said no you weren't leaving I'm just going to explain to you right now I explain to you again I will talk to you off the property management wanted you gone you refuse to leave marks on my legs because I asked to talk to you I told you what did I tell you me so that's your I asked to talk to you so okay well I'm going to get your don't touch my [ __ ] you have to have a warrant I have you have to have a warrant to search my first yes you do you're under arrest me I can search your first cuz you're you're in my car arrest for what what did I do right now why am I under arrest help me now trespass after warning and dis you're hurting me disorderly and you're hurting me what are you doing disorderly talks yep I'm not intoxicated I live these like a seventh time officer have to explain what have she violated you have to be an adult and calm down so I can explain to you okay what's going on there so many math addicts and homeless and [ __ ] on this island com after meit yeah now do you want stop and listen to me if you want to stop and be calm I will check your cuffs to make sure they're not too tight tell what I've done is illegal please what did I do is illegal I've explained to you help me cuz this right one is okay listen to me and I'll tell you why you're under arrest y you're being arrested for trespass after warning CU I and I'm telling you the property owner doesn't have to give you a reason to trespass you okay if you're causing A disruption they can ask you to leave the property when you tell you what happen when you refuse would you like would you like for me to explain it and tell you why you're under arrest cuz you that's all you've been worried about you don't care what you what happen I will let you talk if you let me explain to you why you're under arrest okay if that property owner wants to stand there and every third person walks past him he wants to Tres from pass from his property he doesn't have to have any reason he can try that's his that's his right I'm just saying I'm not a violent offender I didn't threaten anybody I'm not a drug user do anything did I say you were any of those I don't understand this okay drama queen Jenny was charged with trespassing after a warning disorderly conduct and disorderly intoxication these charges stem from her refusal to leave the property her disruptive behavior and the noticeable alcohol odor coming from her clearly auditioning for the next reality TV show insisted on her sainthood while refusing to leave the car flirted with the idea of sobriety and ended up securing a not so coveted role Behind Bars Bravo yes but I'm not a fad person Hi listen how you doing ma'am hi use my hand I say your hand I'm not going to be a bad position I I tell the truth I'm an honest and regular human being who tells the truth and I don't want to get in trouble I just want to go wa I'm not I don't I didn't even drink out here I didn't even [ __ ] drink out here I just came to pick up my friend I just want to go home I just want to go home I didn't stop you ma'am I don't know why they stop you no you didn't stop me but I just want to go home okay begging won't help you out of this allow me to introduce toban the self-proclaimed Saint who could talk her way out of anything except apparently a DUI stay in the car oh no I'm not going to go I'm I'm not going to go I'm not going to go I'm not going to go get in the car can I hey don't be mean to me I didn't do nothing then listen I didn't do anything wrong don't talk to me like that I don't like that I didn't do nothing wrong don't tell to me later sit down ma'am I'm I'm sitting down look look don't touch me I I would never that on purpose thatp look look see see I I swear I don't mean nothing bad by you when you're halfway out of the car clinging to the door for dear life and still trying to convince the cops that you're totally sober just another Friday night right you hi what's going on I just want to go home I don't have nothing I just talk a lot of [ __ ] I just talk a lot I talk too much what's your name um toan what is it toan toan an toan I'm sorry it's loud out here yeah what what's going on I don't know I think they feel like I I don't want can I go you can I go nobody me I just want I'm here to pick up somebody Soo I'm not even where are you coming from I'm everywhere she proudly declared everywhere because apparently being omnipresent is just another side effect of having one too many drinks what the [ __ ] I'm we we we we are we I'm here to pick someone up okay so where where we come from before my whole house okay yeah I live like 2 minutes away where do you live at like right on 8 13th Street okay Ed you have my look my my ID yeah it's just look I just want to he doesn't like me I don't know can I can I like put my butt right here why are we du's a hazard in here I just right watching this woman talking is like a whole roller coaster of emotion you want to sit like that cuz it's more comfortable kind of and my boot look good well do you have any you have any medical issues no no why I look crazy well you're kind of acting a little oh I'm sorry oh I was only doing that cuz we're eore come on all right I'll I'll be good I'll be good are you diagnosed with anything no I've never been diagnosed with anything there's nothing on my record period I do that consciously okay cuz I understand do you take any kind of medication no not at all I have no types of medical anything anything at all okay do not do not put that on me sir what am I putting on whatever it is that you're trying to put on me right now I'm I'm perfectly sa okay I'm not saying perfectly s hold can I talk to your microphone no here actually I'm not going to I'm not going to touch you real no no no no no no no no no sir unless you want me you can have me no girl we can't have you this ain't 1619 no more that thing is no longer legal the officer tries to ask her to come out of the car but all they get is her vocal skills which can silence Whitney Houston oh yes can can you step outside so I can do itable no okay I'm not doing that okay do you wear glasses or contacts sometimes well are you wearing them right now no okay they're colored contacts cuz I like green eyes Okay stop [ __ ] playing with me sir you have a [ __ ] mustache and I don't trust you I'm sorry to do you have a [ __ ] cam on you because I want the cam to be catching all of this I believe that it is I don't trust him okay here listen can you see my light right here yes what color is it red all right what I want you to do is focus on my light should I should I should I well I like you to yeah You' like me to but I don't want to because I don't trust you notice that the moment she steps out of the car this is the following scene gotch you [ __ ] if you don't do the exercises what it does is it puts me in a position tocis based off of everything I am not impaired I am not the driver of this car so will you participate in the next exes for me no because you oh [ __ ] me okay but I'm not the driver but if I chose if I chose to actually um whatever just so you know DUI is short for dancing under the influence in your term it's also the legal code for don't understand instructions also known as gr 90201 of the stop trying to drive drunk act you might want to take note for next time tobian was charged with battery resisting arrest without violence and driving Under the Influence DUI she was found guilty of all three charges let us jump on the next case ah another day another shopping spree gone wrong a master class in not listening to store managers with bonus lessons in resisting arrest and creative use of profanity spoiler alert biting an officer and claiming GI Jane made me do it doesn't lead to discounts just a VI escort to a squad car what's going on okay has she stolen anything no excuse me ma'am the big problem is they want you to leave they've asked you to leave this a private business they can ask anybody to leave that they want to leave I can't come back uh well they do want to trespass you I believe but um the most important thing is if a business owner ask you to leave you're supposed to leave the per can actually be arrested he actually told me that he wasn't the owner and that he was just the manager well the manager said she had she had asked you to leave as well bottom line is though if a business asked you to leave you have to leave it's a private business they can do that someone can do it at their house too if someone's if you're at someone's house and they say hey Jasmine we want you to leave and you say no they say they didn't want me to leave they said they wanted me to stop trying on their [ __ ] okay well may have been a miscommunication what she told me was that they asked you to leave and you got nasty and were swearing and just making a fuzz said you just said said suck my dick I yo hold on lady Jesus this lady's way of talking is like a NeverEnding game of telephone but with herself by the time she finishes explaining even she isn't sure what she said in the first place meet Jasmine the Undisputed queen of turning simple exits into theatrical sagas and I was like well I don't have we need why would I say that to you sir Dem Moore said it and GI Jane worked for her sorry a little bit before your time um are you a manager yeah okay just tell her she's not welcome back we're good you are CH you're not welcome okay and how long are you Jasmine hold on listen for a second have you ever been trespassed anywhere before no okay so the way this works is if you come back for any reason within the next year that's as long as it can be valid for just a year this next year listen carefully if you come back for any reason you can go to jail okay so just you can go anywhere else in the mall that depends on the judge you go to jail you get booked and you'll have a trial and the judge will determine if you what your sentence is in case if you don't understand that then let me help you with it okay so like here's the deal Jasmine law 101 if someone like asks you to leave right and you're like no I'm just trying on stuff then bam trespass code 1234 says you can't do that you know because it's their store and all and they can totally tell you to leave even if you were just like chilling or whatever so yeah you got to go or they can like arrest you or something crazy right as I need you to leave right now or you're going to go to jail [Music] today all right you got your ID card by chance yeah uh no that we issue what's called a trespass warning that's basically a civil not shocking was that their was that their uh do you want to follow up on that well she's trespassed War so if she comes back follow us she be whenever she walked out about go I kind of fig something you want to follow up on it or no um I mean I don't know if we can check her B then yeah well we have we have reasonable suspicion at this point things would have been much easier for Jasmine if the electronic article surveillance gate or the security gate hadn't do its job too well now let's go and get her hey Jasmine sorry so when your bag went when you went through the security checkpoint your bag went off okay I'm going to need to check your bag to make sure you didn't steal any merchandise this is the shirt that what's called These Are My Pants my sweat pants okay hold on I need you to put this down for me I don't want you reaching in there anymore stop right now get off my bag let go let go jasine get off my bag bro Jasmine you need to let go off my bag relax get off my bag relax let go of the bag I'm going to search stop touching me and get the off my bed if you don't relax hey hey hey you're going to end up getting an additional charge you don't stop it stop right now stop don't don't dare don't you bite him H nothing says successful shopping trip like a free Face Down Massage on a mall couch courtesy of the local police I bet she's really reflecting on her life choices right about now especially that last one involving a beeping security gate call my dad not right now minute I'm going to jail stop call him call my dad so he can know I'm going to jail you're going to stand up and I'm going to have this officer search you do you have anything on you going to get you in trouble or get her hurt stop stop fussing with the Cuffs stop fussing with the cuffs it's not going to make them go away why you in my vagina I'm going to stand up I got that pocket stand up for me stand up TR down all right but those are my poloo pants that I bought okay we're going to start that all out you need another 177 all right I'll hold on to you want to search or you want to hold on while I search the bag yeah yeah she's good 177 she needs poet their okay do me a favor go grab that manager bring him over here 77 go 28 those are Polo P from tag xray you were planning on what going somewhere tomor so I can put those on back to sil Chevy to darene Jones see Howes 9 23 stop fussing with the Cuffs Jasmine they're not magically going to turn into friendship bracelets just because you want to call your dad and explain how you're definitely not the proud new owner of pocketed Polo pants and surprise store undies when the owner came to have a check she knew she was effed up problem are either of these yours yeah this is ours okay no no ma'am no ma'am no ma'am make him a little tight on her she's got little wrist she's take them off stop stop [ __ ] what the you need to stop stop resisting arrest or I'm going to charge you all right that's battery that's touching me then stop you are under arrest for shoplifting we will worry about that later stop resisting stop trying to scratch me stop trying to scratch me stop then stop stop you doing all that shito stop you have to calm down I'm going to tighten the Cuffs to keep you from escaping TI me [ __ ] then calm down yeah the officer told Jasmine to stop Jasmine told the officers to stop I got an idea how about bringing her to the squad car no you are not getting away stop it stop stop resisting stop Jasmine you are going to jail today it is happening stop stop resisting stop you walked you just broke my train bro you would walk this wouldn't happen out walk stand up come on Jasmine stand up act like an adult hold on got another officer we drag her off9 you're not getting the Cuffs off stop it be me can you send us one more unit please stop how about it's just 20 bucks defense because clearly if it's under $20 it's basically a free sample with a side of handcuffs right but here's come a ninja move called roll your ass into jail stop what are you doing you let stop kicking me I'm not kicking you no you can't get get out stop this is not a game Jasmine roll over on your stomach yeah you going kill me like how y'all did George no one's going to do no one's going to hurt you cooperate everything that's happening to you is is on you stop there's gum in my hair can you take it out no I'm not worried about that right now 13 I was unable to so when do I get out today well you're going to have a very high Bond so it'll depend on how much money you have which was only $40 stolen you battered a law enforcement officer and you resisted arrest I didn't batter talk to your lawyer about that I don't have a lawyer call my dad though to let him know that he's SP I'll call him when you're at the jail no call him now cuz he's the one that dropped me off no sure let's give Dad a ring now he'll be thrilled to hear that his taxi service just turned into a full-fledged police escort 700 y'all pulling me the wrong way the got to go that way your hands under your legs now stand up I'm going to roll you over it's easier if you do it from your side stand up there you go hey don't walk come on she keeps trying to get out of the Cuffs stop you going to walk this time got my titties out everything that's on you girl you shouldn't be worried about your titties your dignity is all over the place and you're about to be in jail we're not going to talk about that right now just get in the car right is that from her nails yeah nasty ass Nails no from your there she was charged with shoplifting resisting arrest and possibly battery on a law enforcement officer imagine someone who thinks they're in a soap opera but it's just another Thursday night meltdown she's got the drama dialed up to 11 claiming men are out to get her while simultaneously challenging them to a showdown spoiler the cops aren't here for the plot twist just the handcuffs FBI open up that doesn't look open hey sannah come out watch out man let me handle this hey come out there back Gat sir over there might well get out snah other way out only door got K it in go ahead man you might as well just come out otherwise I'm going to call the dog catcher they're going to come take your dogs to the pound yeah Savannah out now I bet you out now Savannah I bet you I'm stronger than you you hit me in the headit me why from me I ain't do I I no you are not a woman you are a demon meet Savannah Clarice armandas the self-proclaimed queen of chaos who believes every day is her own personal reality show what's your date of birth girl just be cool I was trying you me up you hey hey hey hey hey get you better stop you're already getting battery on a PO now I don't [Applause] have he probably you're not going to kick an offer I promise you I didn't kick it officer you did too no I didn't I started kicking because me up already you're okay now no ready calm down now he's got his knee on my back I'm a woman well quit kicking act like a woman if we roll you up will you quit kicking no stop so what happened this is stuff right here okay she's a psycho [ __ ] is what happened get on drugs and alcohol and she goes crazy man how long has she been here she she don't live here right she's just busted in Savannah the Misunderstood Angel by Angel I mean the kind that fell straight out of hell with a kick strong enough to send an officer flying clearly she missed the memo that demons don't get off the hook by playing the I'm a woman card while trying to out kick a UFC fighter right just while go at the AL come on don't hold don't hurt her guys don't hurt her me up years my life I don't think like me [ __ ] hey it I don't like that k i me up man we're not here to beat you up you need to K you just beat me up now no we're not you're kicking us I'll kill for beating me [Applause] up he B my b my face B me and I love him what the are to me what the are yall to me y are just here ruining my life down here [ __ ] y are just here ruining my life you're a free man on a woman I will [ __ ] kill you I will [ __ ] kill you you know why because a man has beat me up two years of my life I should [ __ ] kill you you need to calm down okay no so what man a man that I love be me up 2 years of my life I'm not putting up with that no more how long ago was that 2 years ago no you said 2 years ago happened I said for 2 years for two how long ago was that Savannah whenever y'all got out get off me [ __ ] we can't we need to calm down if you're fing hurting me if you quit moving then we'll get off of you we need to quit moving quit trying to kick us and we so R if yall just help me where I need to be held and not be mean like that and you kicked two of us don't let Savannah fool you she's not just a victim she's the CEO of the blame everyone but me Club in her world revenge is microwaved with extra Spite and a side of I'll kill you if you look at me wrong the officers are having the time of their lives dealing with this woman she is huge and acting crazy all the way to the squad car she keeps on screaming she's a woman but doesn't trust her I would [ __ ] yeah Len listen my D Len it l get the police personality police personality I'm a [Applause] [Applause] woman this is the CL I give you 50 you give me 50 this is the CL besides fixing her head she should learn to make up like a woman since she claims that she's a woman all the time her makeup looks like someone tried to channel their inner demon with that makeup but ended up looking like they just wrestled with a tornado did the eyeliner lose the fight or was it never even in the ring didn't cheat on him dropped I know you'll cheat on him okay I've been locked up with [ __ ] of she her cffs are fine there not fine they're not meant for to be comfortable I'm sorry shut the up and cooperate shut up you you're just as much as a as him you're probably sucking their di you're probably the one that sucks their with with the yeah I don't matter it off cooperate step down Dad they hit my head they SLA my head and the plastic is the plastic push me in son get forward up where's the female where's the female this is probably the night that this man will never forget since a demon in the form of a woman messed up everything on his night uh that's since he walked over here and I got phone call after phone call after this that you first met saw him today hold on let me I'm sorry where where did you first see her at no she came over here and got in my car and started leaning on the horn what time was that you got to give me a ride I think it was like uh 5 5:30 maybe okay and I said okay fine I didn't want to get into it with her I gave her a ride I said I got to gas up I went to allips um then when I got out right before I got out I bought one of these bring home she popped it open and started touring it all over me so I shoved her away was a nter can like that yes okay and I said knock it off and then I went in to try to get gas and then she goes from the car over there inside the store and I got witnesses they were there saw yeah the one on mermont right right by the Cop Shop okay I walked to the side to go get gas get the in there St her dad like that who the hell does that Savannah Clarice armandas was charged with the following failure to appear at the time and place stated in the citation two counts of battery upon a peace officer resisting evading or obstructing an officer Criminal Trespass let us jump on to the next case what's the best way out of here uh let's search her over here yo yo we got to close my door this we will secure your door for you grab some stuff to make sure your cat doesn't get out let's go out this way um do you want to search before start walking with her okay let's just turn her towards this spread your feet for me know my camera's on I'm audio video recording now you guys serious I am serious serious you guys want to really arrest me you had to violently assault me for no reason un I want to do that unprovoked okay why did you come out no I didn't come outside at all okay your camera oh the you guys can leave off some yeah we'll we'll get some shoes for you okay are you going to let The Ultimate Showdown is a suspect versus police tape clearly this suspect believes the real crime is not her Antics but the cops lack of aesthetic appeal and while she's definitely not guilty of good decision-making her cat's custody battle may be her most pressing case yet don't touch the tape okay don't untie it do you want to go to jail for for justice not to jail if we have to take you to jail we will but I need you not to touch the police tape and I need you to not white are not touching me okay don't try to walk into the scene you need to stay out of the scene if you want to leave listen if you want to leave I can escort you I'll be happy to escort you out but if we take you out you can't come back make phone call I feel like so listen to what I'm telling you okay if you want to leave we can escort you out this is a man I do not like right here what did I do wrong I like that you're video recording me I am video recording you because you're starting to push the boundaries a lot so if we decide to arrest you I want it recorded what about me don't you like what about me don't you like can you tell me so I can try to improve upon myself Facebook so I can try to improve upon myself so I'm more likable you just childish huh okay so trying to untie the tape in the scene and being annoying and racist is very adult Bravo she has all the Caren materials meet Miss can't resist the drama I'm just letting you know okay I want you to be very clear if you cross the police line without permission from us I'm not going if you do you're going to get arrested okay I don't care okay I'm just letting you know I want you to be very clear if you want to leave I'll be happy to escort you out of here I'm going to run I'll be happy to escort you out I'm going to run but if you cross this line without asking permission first you're going to get arrested I don't care you guys always threaten me you your life your wife your kids I don't about you your body your whole life he hasn't done anything you okay all that's unnecessary you don't need to be rude we're being very nice to you okay where the detectives at just you're clear right you understand no leave me alone yeah and don't try to take apart the tape cuz it's up for a very specific reason I'm going fix this no leave it leave it why is this SM coming by me because you're shouting you're ugly ass I'm yelling at I'm shouting at your ugly ass as we can see the biggest achievement of her life until till this moment is somehow with that much of stupidity inside her mind she still survives where's all hey ma'am you are spitting and introducing bodily fluid into a crime Scene Stop go inside your house no get your feet out of my crime scene ma'am go back under the tape now sit down Sit down you're out of the tape sit down go back in I'm not going to give you another warning get the off my [ __ ] do you get the off my [ __ ] you come out of the line you will get arrested off the off my [ __ ] my sh bch I have to stand here so the crime it's not standard no [ __ ] why just have to happen right by this apartment and I'm all so you decide to strut through a crime scene like it's your Runway congrats you just messed up crucial evidence and under Penal Code 148 A1 earned yourself a potential trip to jail enjoy your cameo in CSI I made it worse but don't worry she will get herself arrested right about now really assault and obstructing what the did I do all right got that did I do hey if you if you don't stop we're going to put you on your face so you're under arrest for assault and obstructing now I didn't do anything you can let him threw water on me why I don't know why she would do that I didn't do here that's really gross there's an individual who's deceased so we trying to you're not helping with that situation no a man lost his life and you're not respecting that what the and you're being audio video recorded what's the best way out of here uh let's search her over here yo we got to close my door we will secure your door for you grab some stuff to make sure your cat doesn't get out let's go out this way um do you want to search walking with her okay let's just turn her towards this spr your feet for me good now my camera's on I'm audio video recording now you guys serious I am serious serious you guys want to really arrest me you had to violently assault me for no reason unpr want to do that unpro okay why did you come out here no I didn't come outside at all okay your camera oh you guys can we grab some shoes for you yeah yeah we'll we'll get some shoes for you okay are you going to let me go inside your apartment and grab you a shoes or do you want me not to go in your apartment well I would like for us to I would like to see oh walk to my car yeah okay are you okay if my partner goes in and get your shoes yes but can I see yeah yeah yeah yeah turn around I see so you can see yeah this these these little slides right here will these slides work right here these ones yeah those will work your is going to be okay K yeah going to go ahead like go upstairs real fast you even upstairs upstairs who I'd like do you mind putting my coffee in your car be able to step into your s take care of my kitten no honey you don't need to go upstairs the only place for her right now is to a hospital hopefully they can treat her for a severe case of too much drama not enough Common Sense do you do you know the people live down below you right here that crazy ass girl yeah she want me so she's going to jail she assaulted an officer and we had a feeling that was going to happen it's going hinder out so he she has a little kid and that she is hoping you could like look after while she's gone the door's unlocked kid inside just the lady that lives down below you um she's a little K inside but she just wanted you guys to be aware that she's gone and hopefully you guys could look after her cats all right it's going to be fine she won't be gone for very long I okay is this how she always is know okay okay they don't want to watch your cat Okay they don't like cats so they don't I I can't force them to watch your cat stop trying to pull away from me what you want to wear your slides or not what the [ __ ] is you try to arrest I've told you okay we're going to walk this way this will be the longest walking of her life and she can now use her talent to introduce herself to her new Criminal friends so I can I can put it in the report ass for earlier okay I do you want to tell me your name is no what no okay you have the right to remain silent anything you say can't be used against your court of law do you understand each of these rights I've explained to you yes having these rights in mind do you wish to talk to me now some information yeah sure okay he was charged with attempted assault and obstruction of a police officer came walking into a gas station convinced you're a queen with an army of husbands only to realize the cops aren't buying it despite your grand plans to sue the world your day ends in handcuffs with a one-way ticket to Purgatory oh and a 330 fine guess the kingdom crumbled hi her how you doing I just came to get some stuff honey how are you doing today being a cop such a hard job you get the rest of your stuff Amanda and I'll thank youat I appreciate your service all right I appreciate you saying that oh you are strong mhm and so is he there we go right meet one of my husbands oh that's one of your husband meet Amanda the queen of chaos collecting husbands and lawsuits just as soon as she finds that imaginary money yeah I put two and two together I told her I was coming to get I I'm guessing she's not going to have any money for that stuff and she's getting no trespass from here as well from yesterday's incident so if she doesn't have money I would probably not waste that guy's time anymore did her money come through I don't know I'm just going to pay for her well so she has like 900 lighters and like he's been ringing up stuff for we can't make her go you're right this is [ __ ] because so I think I spoke with her mother as the officer Conley and her sisters um her mother's a mom wants to drag her to a church and if people hold her down andly on her she needs to take her 41y old female very high heart rate here I'll buy you a what's [Music] up going on can I put my hand on and I dare you I double dare you [ __ ] you no sorry Tatanka [Music] TKA strawberry thing that peach strawberry that flavor weird coming here like so that's why but I told him I was like after this she's not going here again can I get another I need to cuz they run out so [Music] bad they Cal me down the only thing safe for pregnancy Amanda okay you need to calm down or I'm going to be honest you're going to end up at the jail Amanda's got it all figured out a day off in jail suing the entire town and a Power Trip that's going to end in handcuffs all in a day's work for the queen of drama and yesterday you didn't have any money so I'm guessing today you're not going to have any money for that stuff and he already paid for your Vape so I mean he seems to be trying do I got to say to make you get out of my life okay then leave I have the power at I have the power of barou I can sue barou okay Amanda I'm going to warn you one last time and then I'm Ottawa will sue you okay are you going to listen to him or not my husband will sue the barable school district okay that has nothing to do with me Amanda you're right okay you go Amanda you were there Amanda you were there I'm going to drink everybody down I will die for what family roll call admiring tattoos and daring cops while waiting for her royal escort oh and don't forget yet she's ready to pop out a baby and conquer the world one dramatic pause at a time my mothers are important my brothers it's time to leave okay I'll listen to you con I'm sorry it's time to go no I listen to police officers let's go no no what's your name hey bud what's your name and who are you come over here just go this way please you just go you don't okay all right I'll like your tattoo are you are you going to go home no with him I'm going to stay right here until I have everything okay from this St Amanda I am not going to tell you again I'm not if you are not going to choose to leave I'm going to take you to jail for disorderly conduct I'm not going to continue with this so he is trying to give you a ride try it I dare you do you I dare you is that what you want happen one of my husbands is here and I will get back out and have this baby okay now the show is over you can get her on the next stage located in jail I don't want to say it to you but I will curse you and beat your ashes I'm just going to take we're done okay you're under arrest for dly conduct under arrest okay we're done I'm suing you get your hands off me I am get your hands off me help help get the taser oh I will you I [Applause] will my okay stop res you guys are hurting me okay well then stop fighting with us and we won't be I am married to Jared [Music] daughter we're 1095 please be gentle with me I am pregnant can will you walk with me no I will only leave with her I will only leave with her you evil is evil let me go NOP stand up stand up do this help I can I tried help I divor what I divor I'm not GNA take her Hospital caring an Egyptian baby let's go do not touch [Applause] me Amanda my husband you need to have a seat Amanda sit down no Amanda no you're going to you up no is your a get your hands off me or I will show you I am a liar know what's wrong with that I'll give in a second this hurts this hurts can you pick that up please please help me I don't know this man what is your name in Bat give me your name Liberty God that's not your name H something g go hop in h in Amanda let's go you are an evil I am not another let's go have a seat in the car please I have have a seat Amanda was charged with resisting or obstructing as an ordinance and disorderly conduct let's jump on the next Thief who wasn't as much smarter I go no this is not celebrity let's go let's go to the doorway over here back no we're my dad stop hang on hang on hang on hang on let go my dad I'm not E look at oh my gosh picture this a grand entrance by someone who swears their dad owns the store yet can't seem to find him or the checkout counter between swapping shoes and shopping with a cigarette in hand the police were practically begging to join in the family reunion spoiler her dad never showed Focus here cuz after I said action things going to happen very fast go ahead and drop everything okay I'm waiting for my dad okay no it doesn't matter you should leave right now hey it's drop everything this is my dad's store he owns it no he doesn't yes he does yes he does I swear to God you have to wait I will don't turn me let go let go this is not celebrity to the door over here no we're for my dad stop hang on hang on hang on hang on one second let go my dad door I'm not getting look it oh my gosh you're Hur me stop stop stop stop look please stop look you guys are both one second what happened mama what happened I need know now she came in tell me what happened look there's no machines are allow stuff back there I asked her to get out of the place okay she make any attempt to pay she try to walk out the door so basically the real owner of the store has explained everything meet Diana dad's store delusion the self-proclaimed arys to every store she steps into except of course the ones that actually know how to use a cash register he wasn't even there I res there stop resisting stop resisting the cameras it's easy stop resisting I swear to god stop resisting stop resisting J stop resisting j h stop resisting watch the camera to they said and I know that I did not walk out the store this is illegal you're under arrest now your arms behind your back no this and do it now now stop nope put your hand behind your back there's two Terminators me put your arm behind your back okay all oh you're making this a lot harder than it used to be okay you're not real my dad owns a store that's not stop resisting let go stop resisting get your arm out this is going to hurt I need customers now where the is the store owner this should be aitt there's no B here watching this this is illegal okay back towards you no this is illegal Navy Navy now turn over you know who I am to the United stat presen we the police you need to St you know who I am stop this is illegal there's no other woman there's no I mean she was strong then it took four officers to Cuff her she might be in the gym to hundreds of reps of arrest resisting come on H there's no other Hearts where you need okay hang on hang hang on hang on hang on can you get your arm out I got this well out this is f please let go your own hair on the left arm Daddy get away your get away get your arm out let go get out get your arm out let go of your hair I'm Dy let go up get T no okay okay okay got it get it little bit watch your hand yep go ahead good good everyone good yeah okay yeah okay he should you're under res under arrest for shoplifting and resisting arrest so I need to know out of all this what is your property so we can deal with it all right Co that is our property okay hang on one second this little holder here okay hang on we're going to go through each each into one we take some video so here okay so this like first aid kit okayand here okay okay guy here okay whatever that is yep it's a little fanny pack thing okay okay these shoes right here yep those are wag okay so just took them out of the box and put them on her feet Yes okay throw a blanket here okay all of this clothing that's not okay this bag is ours okay we'll take all this up front and we'll go from there sorry apologize for making a mess in your store yeah Jesus look how many things she stole Diana didn't just dabble in shoplifting she embarked on a full-blown Grand Theft shopping spree clearing shelves like she was stocking up for the apocalypse one unpaid item at a time please let go stand up and walk this is the car you're going to go in no you understand illegal no it's not you are under arrest hey stomping on me is going to get you I get that let go I'm not resisting sir ma'am you are supposed to be the only one touching me no get in the car I'm not get in you are going to get in the car put your feet in okay chill out for a minute okay you don't exist okay that's fine Diana's about to enjoy an all-in inclusive stay at the local County Jail complete with a complimentary set of orange pajamas thanks to her violation of Penal Code 666 yes really she'll have plenty of time to reflect on her shopping spree 365 days for every pair of stolen shoes insisted on a one-woman show demanding shoes and accusing everyone of ruining her life she even made taser part of the plot twist drama chaos and entitlement Oscar worthy my not cooperating ma'am ma'am step out of the car step away from the car right now not an option step away from the car come on let's go step away from the car come over here I need these guys to check you out real quick where are you injured they should know right they ask me right okay all right let's go come on come up here excuse me excuse me are you saying no I am a we can go straight to jail or we can do this the easy way the hard way I need my shoes y we're not going to mess with those right now you know what no I need my shoes Okay so give me a moment so I can get my shoes you don't get the moment not anymore let's go come on come on ma'am what's your name it it I'll give you everything you need let's go come on what's your name we'll give you everything you need to have yes I am you can call and complain you can do anything you want I'll give you everything you need to do that let's go come on meet Patty mccrum the queen of chaos who turns every minor inconvenience into a full-blown catastrophe because why solve anything when you can just make it everyone else's problem let's go I need you to go over here and be checked out by these guys so I can check your injuries and then we can move on I will sit here go right over here so you can be checked on get my [ __ ] no no we're not doing that anymore we will get that in a minute right now you're walking over here not an option are we clear let's go no are you clear ma'am please don't do this the hard way we're not going to do this I I can either put handcuffs on you and we just go straight to jail or we can do this the easy way and you can get checked out by these guys and we can you know what either a hospital check me out than these guys what that's what and that's my right and you cannot deny my right okay all right come on over here understand what I'm saying come on over here and sit down thank you let's go make sure I have my keys that you don't need to worry about your keys right now need about my keys because this is my profit all right let's go you what I'm trying to tell you let's go ma'am step over here you know what I'm trying to be cooperative with you I don't want to do I don't I am trying to be collaborative with you let's go let's go come on ma'am get out of the car I'm not in the car I step up here so these guys can check on you step up here so these guys can check on you go ahead check on me let's go step up here I eat mying shoes because some will get have illnesses walk 5T walk 5T I will get your and you can tell me what to do yeah don't tell her to walk 5 ft that was just way too long she can only do four so you know what there we go what the hell come on come on 3 let's go get off me do not touch me ma'am you don't want to do this not not this way sir not this way come on man' sir sir do not touch me let's go I will put my hand off as long as you start cooperating and walk up here I'm just trying to find the piece that is missing sir the deputy right here has your phone let's go not come on who the deputy right in front of you let's goone sit down putting your hands on go give me my phone don't touch me don't touch me' you understand not touch me then sit down no sit down I I do I'm I'm afraid right now and I'm not feeling safe that I'm not feeling safe sit down all we're asking you is have a seat and I need my phone to do that we can make give me my phone and I sit down and you'll get your phone no give me my phone sit down and we'll work with you you I have the right to uphold my property ma'am there's no reason for all this just sit down you know what there's no reason for you to hold my phone either I've been as calm as I can possibly be you know what let's go sit down Stanford yes I will give you everything you need to do to complain just sit down I need my phone sit down I need my phone if I give it to you will you yes ma'am yes ma'am thank you and I do not want to be restrained careful careful careful we're just trying to make sure you don't fall can you scoot back here back back this no check me out right where I'm am well you're going to tip the scratcher over sitting on the edge of it like that that's what happens when you got a fat ass huh no that what happened when you have a stupid ass these officers only trying to help this lady but she is obviously not conscious enough to realize it law time one of the reasons why Patty mcpro is uncooperative with the police is because she knew that she had a DUI on her under Section 4511 11119 of the Ohio Revised Code perform ing the Twister of Doom while DUI leads to instant suspension of your drama license a fine for reckless door slamming and a one-way trip to oops I Did It Again jail and uh I try to explain to her that we should wait before we drive but she wanted to leave okay so she was ltic okay and uh as she was driving obviously she was not able to drive where were you coming from we were coming from Ohio swings okay and uh she like I said she was not able to drive but you riding the SE yeah she wanted to leave the party so so we left the party and like I said she was unable to drive so now we're here now okay went to take my dog out and I heard her I barely saw the the flashers on the car okay cuz they were flashing he right here yep right okay and I just heard her wailing inside the car okay when I got over here she was in the back okay I know the driver side of the en I okay all right get together yeah start sting okay hey thanks for your service good morning to you happy Sunday morning Patty mcpr problems logic I'm too drunk to walk so obviously I should drive and the car well it now doubles as Modern Art a stunning piece titled crash dreams and poor decisions looks like the car crash wasn't strong enough to wake her up the nightmare is now to the whole department so get the out of my face and leave me alone then do it right now now get out of my face and stop intimidating me now stop intending on mate anything I'm clearing here get out take that thank you goodbye have a nice day go home to your wife and your children and leave me the alone get the out do you guys just need to get vital stop antagonizing me do you guys just need to get vitals or what are you weit we got we got got vital need to go I'll call you back we can give her some drugs before we go no we're not we're not we're not no it's not a matter of me allowing anything all right listen here's what you're going to do you're going to turn around put your hands on your back no I'm not yes you are I'm you are come on turn around I want them to help me turn around give me your hand no listen to me very carefully no I want them to help me your hand I want them to help me off me all right I want them to help me put your hands behind your back he said you're under arrest under be tased you're going to get tased why are you trying to tase me when I want medical help calmly put your hands behind your back Sir leave me alone no okay put your hands behind your back stop no and that's a doctor do not touch do you want us to help you I want you to help me and I want him to leave me alone okay what's worse than a naked Karen in the police department a naked Karen insisting she's the victim and demanding a fivar star hotel room instead of a holding cell because clearly she deserves nothing but the best for her Tantrums why not going to allow us to you don't even know me from [ __ ] are you are you here to talk [ __ ] because at the end of the day you don't know me and I don't know you but I don't judge you I was in a car accident that was not my fault no me alone pleas please please somebody I don't trust you I don't trust you I don't trust you I don't trust you because of what you said I don't trust you you said what you said you don't know what the you said you said I was intox you don't have proof of that so don't sit over here and tell me what I am huh hi there okay how you doing huh here's what we're going to do okay listen your your girlfriend's not being cooperative at all okay I don't want you anywhere near her because of what I saw back at the scene so the female officer that was out there okay I'm having her come here to pick you up so go ahead and step out cuz your girlfriend's going to go to jail tonight oh that's yeah that's just how it's going to have to be Patty didn't know that all of those things she had been doing wouldn't help her to stay out of prison Cooperative with us go go Cooperative what yes to jail going to jail that's that's it arrest her okay all right let's go come on so what I need come on what I need is my dress get out of the room come on do not touch me ma'am I don't want not touch me I don't want to do this do not touch me please sir do not touch me let me get my dress you let me get my dress let's go get it okay so give me my dress so I can walk out stop stop stop stop stop stop give me my dress let's go get it don't get my dress you my St with [Applause] like I'm not I'm not anything you kill me being Obi test my blood and then until me get the out of my face go with her again no get my dress in my [ __ ] here now you had no right to make my property oh believe me they do have that right no get my [ __ ] here now no so I guess we'll be standing here no sit down it's ugly that's not what I came in here with it's better than standing respect me enough you respect me and I can I am doing my job and I'm doing M I am a mother I am a child child me my dress and give me my things no I don't trust you guys no more you treat me like a c for nothing I did wrong we got your dress right here give me my dress then I should have to walk out of here to get my dress I can't get here with my mother dress you mean give me my my other [ __ ] give me my stuff no you talking with me be nice I hav been nice until now I have been very nice I have been nice too understand you're not until you're in my shoes until you're in my shoes then tell me something get the dress on give me my things get the dress on then you'll get your things I'll wait we'll wait all day then I got you got time okay I got time too you are not making all the demands I did not ask for my things to be taken I did not ask for my ex to crash my car and not ask for none of we understand that no you don't yes we do we are doing our all of a sudden I'm under test my blood where the is the nurse at you want the nurse will say honey if only there was a test for common sense we'd be here all year trying to find it in you now get that dress on before I prescribe a reality check do not touch me step up for me do not touch me sir do not touch me step up for why are you guys touching me stop stop stop touching me stop I'm not been checked out I'm not being evaluated I was just in the car I said stop touching my head stop stop stop no no stop stop Tas taser wow [Music] [Applause] Tas please stop please stop you're going get it again if you don't rela stop okay push your hands behind your back take the probes out of me take the probes out of me no stop touching me stop touching me Stanford Stanford stop touching Meer stop touching me [Music] stop you okay no I'm not okay don't lie to me you guys do feel good when an officer tasered this demanding Karen right Patty mcpro was charged with DUI driving Under the Influence resisting arrest disorderly conduct and driving on a suspended license quite the collection for one eventful evening and now let's switch up to the next case link suspect goes on a shopping spree but instead of scanning items they scan their luck after getting caught with a car full of Legos they claimed they were just browsing turns out buy and sell really means grab and go I stopping you because this vehicle uh is possibly involved in a shoplifting from Target so they provided the description very well of the vehicle and uh description of you know you so uh do you have your driver's license with you yeah I don't you know all right thanks yeah so I mean you essentially know what I know right now I mean there's a deputy there that has confirmed it um and they're trying to get all the details hashed out but um they provided a very clear description of the vehicle which matches this description and almost an identical tag number so so um you know just uh hang out okay you don't have any weapons in the vehicle or anything okay no words at all that was a tough strategy right there meet Lego Lorraine which was a madeup name I assume you guys already knew but we still have to say that it was a fake name since the identity of these people was sometimes kept secret anyways let's continue bring you in Palm Coast just trapping through from Edge Water okay what takes you out to uh interlockin I'm say there I'm like going through divor you g through divor and my mother has a lake have the witness respond for a show so um so do you live in Edgewater kind of yeah I have a storage and water you have a storage unit out there yeah like I'm kind of taking all my stuff to my mom to the lake house right now because it's too much for okay uh just north of West 100 on uh us one yeah all right just hang tight for a couple minutes or just kind of trying to figure out what's I just rolled up so I don't you know I'm just here standing by for safety I don't really know a whole lot what's going on so you don't know what happened what Happ yeah did you make any stops when you got off the highway um yeah where'd you stop Target you stopped the target oh nobody said you took anything oh so what did you get a Target nothing you didn't buy anything no just casually driving through a divorce dropping off emotional baggage at Mom's lake house and making pit stops at Target for you know absolutely nothing because retail therapy is cheaper when you don't actually buy anything didn't get anything no okay so they just didn't have what you were looking for yeah they're always finding cars I'm good what I do um are you thinking ahead how do you go about Buy sell trading Legos um yeah just like Word of Mouth Word of Mouth word of mouth okay nervous you see him like you're shaking a little bit yeah well they got the property yeah at out I mean she passed all lines of sale outside they recovered it outside the SCH you know she's got a bunch of Lego boxes uh like Star Wars Legos and all that I mean I can see in the back it's possible that uh according to the store they're saying that um she's been hitting other stores in the state so you're a master Lego dealer who goes to Target leaves empty-handed and now suddenly has a nervous tick must be tough when your word of mouth Empire hits a brick wall this is probably the most Cooperative Karen we have ever seen all maybe she knows is that she is busted watch this officer read your right lady and gentlemen this might save you one day all right man I'm just going to have you step out of the car for me okay you could just leave that right on the center console for now and you can put your phone down just so you don't drop it or anything you can just leave it on the seat okay you just hang tight right against the car here right here you could just lean right against the car all right yeah we're just waiting for Rex for to show up show up yeah okay what happened oh he's just waiting on one of our other partners all right just real quick just because there's a lot of cops here you know you're on the car we're standing by I'm just going to read you your rights real quick okay you have the right to remain silent anything say maybe used as evidence against you you have the right to talk to an attorney and have him or her with you now or at any time during questioning if you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed to represent you if at any time you wish to stop talking have an attorney present all questioning will be stopped and you're request you understand these rights in this scene an officer comes to the scene and shows Lego Lorraine her selfie which looks so real that Lorraine couldn't even speak a word it looks like you we're going to do a show up and uh the deputy is going to bring by the witness that we have and they're going to say whether or not that that what whatever they observed was uh you or not I didn't take anything from there well I mean uh according to them pass all lines of sale right out of the store and they recovered the property outside outside the uh doors that is not outside can okay sounds to me that you have kind of an issue with this stuff you know and maybe should get some help you know cuz this isn't the way to be I'm having a rough time right know honestly like I'm going through divorce abusive yeah and I'm sorry people shop and do it for the thrill or or they're on hard times but you know uh it may seem like not a big deal to you but the the those big corporations they just write it off and they end up raising the prices of everything else so the people who work their butt off to pay for stuff me I end up having to pay more for stuff like that thank you officer for that explanation and Lorraine sure it's a rough time but let's be real your divorce lawyer didn't suggest boosting Legos is therapy Meanwhile my wallet's taking the hit because you're testing the limits of retail therapy by clearing out entire aisles she has a role of a Walmart receipt paper for some reason it's not walmart. really yeah survey walmart.com Okay un fact having a roll of receipt paper or Bill as it might be referred to from Walmart typically suggests that the person may have been involved in some form of theft or fraudulent activity wonder if Walmart has anything on her found a Target roll so you're going through some tough times that's kind of why you're getting caught up in this stuff yeah like financially difficult times ah no she got into this because she stole something the next scene will prove it when the officer Drives By with the witness to identify the suspect and so just take a look as we drive by and let me know mhm that's her okay stand up turn up face the car put your hands behind your back like you're clapping push your palms together I have broken fingers I have broken pinking you have broken fingers I I broken pinking sorry I was kind of being uncomfortable all right listen you've been Cooperative try to take it easy on your hand here what's thaten my it's going to be toad back to my vehicle she was likely charged with shoplifting and possession of stolen property possibly facing additional charges if linked to other thefts decides to play hide-and seek with coal security by stuffing $40 shirts and jewelry into her pants her grand Escape Plan running for it only to get caught outside now she's learning the hard way that socks aren't worth a a trip to jail especially when you can't even do the math at your own age right now she's got jewelry and some clothing in there she tries to see one her person I got footage from her P store and stuff like I never ctw no she it's been recent I was going to fill out police I got all the evidence and everything just haven't had time to put in a police report been busy 2531 where at you come in the store we're going to be in the center by E yeah I know what I'm looking for Jenny the fashion forward klepto who believes that Cole's fitting rooms double as personal shopping bags come here come me well I ain't got it come g31 S I got one running [Applause] get out of car ah the classic run like you're in a slow motion Movie strategy works every time except when it doesn't guess she thought the officer would be too distracted by her stylish exit to notice she only made it about 3 ft looks like someone was really committed to never running out of socks again because clearly you can never have too many pairs when planning your next Grand Escape who knows how many more she's got stashed away for a rainy day that was about the dumbest thing you could have done why we run cuz I'm on my my no oh this I wish somebody and they had me stealing for socks going to jail for socks let's get inside they got a last prevention area we'll search her there yeah where's your LP office all right resarch you got gloves yeah there's something right here yeah I see it all right hey look at me you're a female I'm going to search you I'm going to walk through what I'm doing as I'm doing it okay okay how much stuff do you have on you I just have some in my pants okay do me a favor face towards the camera or face away from me all right I'm going to pull back of this way is it underneath here as well yeah okay holy Jesus there are more to come how can she keep all of them in her body they might have a whole Academy for this he's where C for go ahead and sign me a case number hey she's got a buddy that was here last time who at the registry right now try to check out is he attempting to shoplift no not this time you file a case number with us and everything no all right I'm going unzip your jacket what are we wearing underneath it oh I just got on my shirt in my okay going check your sleeves picking up your hair to check your hood and behind you all right here's what I'm going to tell you look at me because you ran you have an extra charge you are going to go to Parry okay concealing stuff on you when you get inside of Perry is an extra charge did I miss anything no sir okay congratulations you've just unlocked Pino code 404 the I tried to run but now I'm really done statute this code applies to anyone who attempts an epic getaway only to be caught in record time your prize an extra charge for making the officers break a sweat and for thinking that socks would help you slip away she was quick with stealing shocks but if she had been born a bit later in 2005 instead of 2002 then things might have been different you're a minor how old are you November 14th 2002 how old are you you said 2002 you're 20 you're not a minor Min are people under the age of 18 18 okay be $300 bracelet where's the bracelet at I left it you left it MH did you take it out of the packaging uh no yeah I leftt it in the thing okay these a $40 shirts have a seat all right thank you look like you have funy like transports CU I thought they were over there no we both pulled up here I went one I went the wrong direction I think that's why she took off she was likely charged with shoplifting theft and possibly resisting arrest due to her attempt to flee from the officers the specific charges could include petty theft if the value of the stolen items was below a certain threshold and an additional charge for resisting or obstructing a peace officer during the incident let us jump on to the next case when you're so committed to checking your mail you end up in handcuffs because who needs Freedom when you've got rights and a missing slipper a master class in how to annoy everyone one drunken demand at a time cheers to that okay so I'm going to have to ask you to leave okay I really want was to check my mail see if anything packages 32 meet our male obsessed Queen armed with entitlement and a missing slipper she's here to defend her rights and annoy everyone in sight one drunken rant at a time okay they don't want you in here so do you understand but you don't live here you live in an apartment so my suggestion would be for you to go to your apartment okay and just not get my mail no you have a right to your mail your mail will be here all I'm asking me is Angel for a mail okay all I'm asking you to do is leave so I have to arrest you why would you arrest me if ask me for my mail because they don't want you in here this is private property it's their property it's not yours I'm just asking for me I'm asking you to leave so I'm just asking for mail if you don't leave I'm going to have to arrest you and it's not arrest me I'm just asking for my mail I'm asking you to leave I'm just asking for the mail do you understand that as a citizen what would you like us to do okay you can you want to press charges yes you're going to go to jail if you don't walk out that door right now I'm just asking for mail you want to press charges she doesn't leave okay do you really want to go to jail for this do you really want to go to jail for this then leave I'm asking I can't beg you so I can't come to my leasing office for mail not right now not until you sober up right now do you sober up do you sober up I'm just aw you're just want to go to jail today okay just leave go home and sleep come tomorrow morning sure do the story yeah when you sober up you're not drunk law time panel section 622 calero under the you're not welcome here law section 101 if the property owner wants you to leave you must do so immediately or enjoy a free ride to jail guys they don't want you here that's perfectly fine reason of that that's seven times I've asked right there will not be an eighth why not because I'm going to put you in jail reason that do you understand what we're saying they don't want you here cuz you're drunk you need to leave that's perfectly fine here's the door go cuz you're drunk cuz you're drunk that's the reason that's the reason okay can I get a written version of that no why not cuz this this is not school I don't give you a written version excuse me I'm a perfectly good citizen nobody said you were a bad citizen I don't cause any trouble you're causing trouble now because you won't leave and I'm going to have to arrest you and I don't want to I not don't want you to gosh just can I just give a perfectly written have written excuses drunk drunk un I can't I ain't got time for this you guys want to press charges you want to press charges I I okay these are your optionals I obviously she doesn't want to listen so do you do you want to press charges huh I I'm going to need you to go to court I'm going to need you to write a statement that you've asked this lady to leave five or six times like I have and she'll go to jail okay that's spoiler it's their property not yours listen this isn't the spelling be and I'm not handing out participation certificates you're not wanted here because you're drunk no need for a thesis on it next stop jail because clearly subtlety isn't your strong suit I can't believe you did this going to jail to Dr that's fine that's right here have a seat see that's fine sa my [ __ ] right Fu that it all she's go to jail you can Bond her out a couple hours I just don't want like I'm scared like you guys let her go she's going to come back down here and C the Ruckus after you leave too oh yeah so she wouldn't leave when we were here and put her in handcuffs I don't know she's going to do when we UNH handcuff her and oh brilliant move enjoy your front row seat to jail and don't worry we've got a special VIP bracelet for you because clearly letting you go would just mean round two of the Ruckus show oh no she's going to jail okay no I don't yeah that's I do move move no no no move no no no what the [ __ ] are you doing staying in here no what are youing you're fixing to go to jail for what because I asked you to leave and the management asked you to leave I can leave in my apartment I live here man but you don't live in the office where we I live in the apartment put your feet back in here I just want my meal that's all I have a package coming from Amazon that hasn't been delivered yet and you're [ __ ] arresting me for it you got yourself arrested put your feet in now put your feet in now put my [ __ ] feet in [ __ ] you no she's going to jail there is I speak so good but sorry for that that's okay it's drunk I can't I know she's drunk but I asked her to leave 8 times leave the office she would not leave the office now who is he to you who is he to you is my brother okay you need to take him away from me okay he's drunk too I have to put him in jail I don't want to I didn't want to put her in jail but so take your brother please leavey she's going to get she's going to catch a charge for she breaks out day it is what it is see the way she's acting that's a noo okay thank you thank you thank you very much congratulations you're going to jail not because of Amazon but because you turned the office into your personal drama stage complete with a door kicking Screamfest finale and now your brother's up for a role too better hurry before the whole family gets cast in this wild production right after the moment she realized that she would spend some time in jail her emotions finally came back to reality she was probably sober now my bull drun stop [ __ ] me stop being my rat I listened to the law all I wanted was my mail man to you I'm a human I'm not a [ __ ] animal I'm not a [ __ ] Mass that's killed 23 people with no [ __ ] remorse I'm a human woman it's [ __ ] up I don't even [ __ ] if you [ __ ] arrest me [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] country I got to get my [ __ ] s back out the very least can I have my S back at the very least on my right foot so I don't my [ __ ] right foot I have to go to the [ __ ] chiropractor can I get that please I I have it please no can I get it on my right foot just like you want me out of the pool can I get my right slipper on my right foot I'll give it to you when we get to jail no I really want to know this isn't your world dear this isn't your world either we were brought up by the same [ __ ] guess she still isn't sober enough to know that she violated the law of public intoxication if Jesus heard this he might say child don't bring me into this she was likely charged with trespassing and possibly disorderly conduct or public intoxication due to her disruptive behavior refusal to leave the premises and being intoxicated if she damaged property or resisted arrest additional charges like vandalism or resisting arrest could also apply here should be the end of our video please leave a like And subscribe thanks for watching