Welcome to Bear Police, where Karens's roam free and their entitlement is our entertainment. Today, we're going to have some of the most ridiculous Karen in the world. Buckle up, Bear Police fans. We're diving into another wild Karen safari where the drama is high and the patience is low. We're going to have an amazing entrance and there is only one word to describe her because she just passed out. Honestly, what the heck is wrong with you, dude? That is not funny at all. Ow. My knee [Music] right now. Listening to this lady complain about not getting a tip is like hearing a magician gripe about people not believing in magic. Honey, tips are a bonus, not a birthright. She's acting like she's missed out on her Nobel Prize in generosity. Do you understand? You live in America, do you not? Are you new here? And is your second job a job? No, it's not. It's my career. Exactly. You It's a career. It's not a service job. It's not a service job. This is a service job. So, I would look for tips from people, especially from something like this. You're not. This is a service. I provided you a service. I went to the store, loaded my car, brought it here, unloaded it, and was early. You did your job. So, that doesn't matter. You did your job. So, that just doesn't matter. So, so you're telling me I have to tip a cashier every time they scan my items? You can if you want. I didn't say every time. I didn't say every time. It says it's just one of those times. Yeah, it's one of those times. But I literally Do you not see how big this load was? Den, I appreciate you. Thank you. We paid the $10.99 heavy fee for it. I don't get that fee. That fee goes to the app. That has nothing to do with me. That's not my fault. But you know that. Do you not Are you new here? Are you new to America? Like do you not understand that in America we tip because we know that people are struggling. So, we're courteous to people and we tip them if we appreciate their service. If you can't tip, don't get the service. It's that simple. And in America, I have the right to choose whether I want to tip or not without being, you know, scolded, berated, you know, but I'm just trying to teach you guys that this isn't the way to treat your delivery people. Tipping is a social custom and a way to show appreciation for good service, but it is entirely voluntary. In certain service industries like restaurants, tipping is customary and often expected, but it is not legally mandated. Some restaurants and businesses may include a service charge or gratuitity on the bill, especially for large groups, but this is typically disclosed in advance and is not the same as a legally required tip. And honestly, at this point, I want you guys to get kicked off of the app so that you don't have to deal with other people. Yeah, I I I I understand that. But it's just you're so upset and you have such attitude. I'm not going to tip you even wanted. I didn't have the attitude before I saw that you guys gave me a zero tip. I was perfectly happy doing this job for you guys, but you guys decided to ruin my day by not giving me a tip. You see how much work this was for me. You act like I'm Muscleman or something. This was heavy work. I broke a sweat doing all of this. That's hard work. That's America. Yeah, that's how you make. It's also American to tip if you get a service and especially an exceptional service. Which did I not give? I gave you all of your stuff. I got everything you guys asked for. Yeah. No, I appreciate that. Thank you. But I'm just I'm not going to tip you. That's it. You get a paycheck from this. I get a paycheck, but I get a base pay. That's it. Exactly. And that base pay is little to nothing. That base pay is not going to pay my bills. That base pay is not going to feed my kids. Okay. Well, ask for a raise. You think Do you know how long it takes to get a raise? It takes years to get a raise. Well, maybe you should expect the base rate. So, when you actually get that paycheck, that's what you get. Yeah. You You think that you you I literally told you I have two jobs in order to pay my bills. Like Like I I depend on tips every month because I need it. Not our problem. Exactly. Not your problem. Yeah. Excuse you. Speaking of tipping, she should learn how Donald Trump tipped his staff while he was making fun of other candidates. He gave me so much. How did I do with the debate the other night? That old broken down pile of crap. It's a bad guy. He just quit. You know, he's quitting the rest. Is that right? And that means we have Kamala. I think she's going to be better. She's so bad. She's so pathetic. She's so [ __ ] I just can't pathetic. Can you imagine like that? Dealing with Putin and the president of China. He's a fierce person. He's a fierce man. Very tough guy. They just announced. And speaking of Donald Trump, people believe this is his supporter. Why don't you go to the back of the line so all these people can vote? Is this going to protect? I'm sorry. wearing a mask will help you prevent many diseases and especially from getting arrested by the police. I am a Christian woman of God and you are not going to put your disgusting rules on me that are false and not true. I will not have it. You understand that? I will not have it. I'm sick of being bullied. I'm sick of being lied to. And it's not going to happen anymore. Do you understand? The CDC just released. Turn around. Oh my gosh. When fashion meets felony, this woman decided that the best way to get rid of those uncomfortable high heels was to gift them to the police. Talk about a heel turn in her day. [Music] What [Music] what I mean seriously, who throws a shoe, let alone at a police car? When Karen's detective skills fail, she decides to go full medieval. Someone tell her it's 2024, not 1424. No one gets hung over lost packages. Karen, maybe try Amazon's customer service next time. I am not happy. I'm tempted to check your pockets. In fact, I'm calling the [ __ ] police. You can call who you like to call, man, but I got to go. No, you're not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere. You know this lady? You are not [ __ ] going to get this lady. You know her? She just package it already. Okay. Well, I didn't take the package. I ain't going anywhere. Well, I didn't take the package. She need to call Fetch and deal with Fetch, but she's not going to threaten me and she's not going to hit me. And if she touch me, I'm going to knock her out. I'm just letting you know. I'm taking a picture of you. You can take all the pictures you want. I am fuming you right now cuz you I don't believe you. You stole my dog. Don't hit me, ma'am. Don't you hit me. You stole my mama. I never stole anything from you. I'm reporting this to the [ __ ] landlord. I don't care what you do. I didn't steal anything from you. Everybody, this hallway is I really don't care. Everybody practice a bunch of thieves. [Music] You need to get you some medication. No, I don't. You need to do your job. I am definitely 100% reporting you stole my jewelry out of this package. Girl, I am feeling empty. Empty your [ __ ] pockets. I'm not emptying nothing and I have to go. You have nothing to hide. Coming up next, watch as this lobby transforms into the ultimate showdown between entitled delusion and cold hard reality. Spoiler alert. Reality wins every time. [Music] [Music] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Turn the around. Imagine one day you got a person standing in front of your door. That was just way too scary. [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] you. This is bloody satisfies, man. Just call me a pecky. Yeah, you are. The What are you saying, bro? You just called me a pecky. Why you Why am I Cuz you are. Next question. If you got one flipping waist, man. No, you're the waist. What are you wearing? You're new with me. [Music] Next time you want to prank your grandma, then this is a lesson for you. Sorry, girl. Don't do that [ __ ] to me. Honestly, I feel so bad for the staff because she was being so nice. Defeated a Karen in the parking lot just by zooming in on different objects. Lol. Here I come. Oh, here. Just so you guys know, you are videoing people coming in and out and if any of my face or my vehicle end up on social media, you will hear about it. Okay. [Applause] Is there a reason why you're so obnoxious about this? Seriously, is this your thing? Just be quiet. Don't say anything. This is what you do and you're okay with this. Is it Is you taking a picture supposed to be intimidating me? I just want to know. What are you doing? Nothing. You got nothing. So, you're just here to be annoying to people? [Applause] [Music] Are you protecting? They're not going to answer, huh? Were you broadcasting? The flight attendant was absolutely not having it, but he was doing the right thing. You're 30 seconds from getting off the plane. I am not. No, no, no, no. I don't want to hear it. This woman was on standby for the flight. When she boarded the plane, she claimed a window seat and started an argument with a man sitting next to her. Okay. [Music] Sir, listen. Hold on. Hold on a second. I need to get this flight out. Okay. So, we need to get our stuff together here. What's good problem? So, you told me she is the problem. So, I was sitting out right here. I came out. I had my charger put in right here. My charger and then look at it. Okay. Why did you problem? I asked him to get up cuz he wanted my seat. If I asked them to fix it up and I didn't cross their legs, so they got a switch. I have no problem. Yeah, let's get going. Thank you. Thank you very much. Call me a [ __ ] Sir, sir. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Thank you. No, no, no, no, no. Ma'am, ma'am, you're 30 seconds from getting off the plane. I am not. No, no, no, no. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Okay. I need to get this fly out. We're gonna have to lighten up. All right. If I hear anything else, you're coming off. It's just simple. No, ma'am. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Okay. Go ahead, sir. Let's get get No doubt she is not a Karen. The driver. Actually, there is some type of Karen that does not know they are a Karen. Karen goes nuts on lph speed limit. Is it really? [Music] Did you not see the sign there? What are you? Are you really Did you really just try and drive off from me? There are children on this road. Children where the kids for goodness sake. It's a 20 mph limit. That's all you need. They were doing 20 m hour. You were not doing 20 m an hour. I'm sorry. I'm I'm sorry. I'm a little bit cross here. We have fought long and hard along this road. You fought long and hard. That's not very appropriate with kids on the street, is it? Are you laughing at me? We have hoons like you coming up and down this road going crazy in your Range Rovers. Why do you even Why do you even need to go so fast? I was like 25 miles. I was 5 miles an hour. 20 5 mph. Do you understand the difference when a child gets hit between going 25 mph and 20 m an hour? No. Do you have any idea? No, I do. Do you have any idea? Yes, I do. I have watched the videos of children being hit at 25 mph and it is not pretty. Is that what you do in your spare time? Watch little kids getting hit by cars. See how I am. [Music] [Music] What are you doing? Are you not going to let us go now? Oh, here. Here we have exhibit A in parenting gone wild. She must have read the wrong chapter in How to Raise a Warrior. Next time, maybe try a timeout instead of a stick. Gladiator Mom. So, you come over to my house. There were three kids playing with what? What were the kids? What were the kids playing with? And Tyler. What were the kids playing with? What were the kids playing with? I'll talk slowly. What were the kids playing with? What do you have in your hand about getting therapy? What do you have in your hand? Let's see. I mean, look, you're a father. Let's see. Let's see what you got in your hand. Let's see what you got. Let's see. Let's see. Uh-huh. You're trying to make something worse, huh? Go ahead. And what what is the problem you have with me? I don't have any problem with you. What you have with me? You got a stick in your hand. Why are you just unnecessarily harassing people? I'm at my house. Look, this is my house. You're angry. This is Wait. This is This is my house. This is my house. This is my yard. This is my house. This is my yard. Got other normal kids. This is my house. This is my yard. I came down here to get my son and you're making up weird. Oh, good. You're videoing. Good. Look what she's got in her hand. You're never coming back here. Look what she's got in her hand. Yeah, right. She's got a stick in my hand. You gave your kid a stick. No, I didn't. their kids playing. What do you got in your hand? Right now. Right now. What do you got in your hand? You're sick. Yeah, I got therapy right now. This makes me feel good. I'm I'm I'm putting an end to this. Breaking news. Karen, seen here in her natural habitat, just found out that harassing people outside their homes is a fast track to the unemployment line. Guess she'll have plenty of time now to perfect her apology tour. We are getting tired of this weird midnight conversation. Karen, what did you just say? What are you right now sitting out here doing? I'm minding my own business. What are you doing? I don't think you are minding your own business. Okay. What do you think I'm doing? I'm not really sure, but I'll figure it out. Okay, you figure it out. I'm probably where I live. Yeah, I live here, too. Okay, so I'm probably at my house where I live. [Music] Got it. You feel good? Did Did you do what you needed to do? What the [ __ ] are you doing right now? I'm standing outside my house. You're standing outside of my house. Why are you standing outside of your house? Why are you doing what you're doing? I don't think that's any of your concern. What I'm doing? Well, you're doing something. Why don't you go back to your house and I'll be at my house? You sound like an idiot. You walked over from your house standing in front of me at my house trying to tell me I'm an idiot. Absolutely I did. Okay, good job. Then what are you doing? I think I'm doing none of your [ __ ] business. Bye. [Music] It's called being black. [Music] She can't get out of the gate. [Music] Oh god. [Music] Meet thick Karen, the self-proclaimed Oscar winner for best dramatic performance in a parking lot. Spoiler alert, the Academy doesn't give awards for madeup robbery stories. Karen, I literally live here, y'all. It's a Karen. I experienced my first one. Karen, she doesn't have a car. She's welcome to my neighborhood. I have a gun. You better back up. Please get in my car. I have a gun. I'm not trying to back up, man. Back up. You have a gun? Yeah. You about to get in my car. What are you doing? I'm calling the police. Call who you want. Okay. She's calling the police on me. Guys, I forgot my key. because she has a gun in her car and she's trying to break it. It's my what? When you're a Karen in a wheelchair with a knife, but forget you're up against a fire extinguisher. Instant karma served with a frosty blast cooler heads and faces will prevail. Voice drops deeper than the fries into the fryer. Welcome to McDonald's Dinner Theater. Today's special, surprise, that's not a soprano. Now serving drama with a side of confusion. 20 minutes still going three. So that's what the [ __ ] you mean? You slow ass [ __ ] give her order cuz I don't want to say the [ __ ] is it now [Music] 23 this dumbass [ __ ] And this is like I said, you never you [Music] [Applause] When your night of smashing windows turns into an impromptu shower from above, congrats, you've unlocked the bonus level. Wet Bandit gets clean. Spoiler alert. It ends with a free ride to jail. Wash, rinse, arrest, repeat. Come on, you [ __ ] pricks. Spraying water, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Morning, you [ __ ] bastard. I'll [ __ ] shoot you. You [ __ ] prick. Come out. Come out, you chicken ass chicken [ __ ] bastard. You [ __ ] prick. Come on. I'm putting this in face. Come here you [ __ ] Come here you little bastard. Come on. You ain't got enough [ __ ] enough [Music] [Music] cockadoo [ __ ] bastard bastard. You got nothing between your chicken ass bastard. Come on. I won't you bastard. Hey [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] I'm going I'm putting this on there. Hey Angry Karen's epic meltdown reaches new heights as she loses her teeth mid rant. Now she's really got something to chew over or rather gum over. Someone call the tooth fairy. This Karen needs an emergency visit. [Laughter] Looks like player number 19 just fumbled the play by getting too distracted by the sidelines. Proof that when men don't keep their eyes on the road, they end up hitting the bench or in this case, another vehicle. Better luck next time, Romeo. Looks like this guy tried to audition for Britain's Got Tantrums by swearing at the chief inspector. Spoiler alert, he didn't get the golden buzzer, but he did get a shiny pair of bracelets. Talk about a hands-on approach to law enforcement. High tasking level expert. This guy is so deep in his phone call that he doesn't even notice he's auditioning for the next Fast and Furious movie with a starring role as the speed bump. Sorry, you need to move. This lady is running into this guy. Basically, she [Applause] didn't [Music] She thought she was just popping in for a cold one, but instead she's starring in No mask, no brew. The saga continues. Sorry, Karen. It's a mask mandate, not a masquerade ball. Is that what you want? I don't have a mask. I don't have a mask. [Music] right now. You're not going to sell me this. It's going to take you to I'm I'm spreading more dark spa in here for God's sake. I'm not paying for mask. I'm not paying for it. It We have a right and Americans not to wear a mask. If you don't watch the news, we don't have to do this [Music] there. I think over there. We are sick of these racists. You are a robot. Your people from China are nothing. You have to get under all your trying to tell me what to do in the holy land of England. Speak English. You're in England. Speak English. Germany is not a German not a language you don't respond respond well you dumb on because you're spying on the queen of England and the president of the United States of America against the law. Amen. I'm the prime minister of Great Britain and I am the British prime minister and the Queen of England. This is England. No, this is New Zealand. Annihilate. Why are you being racist? I'm going to annihilate you. You're already dead, Jimmy Kimmel. Everyone knows, "Oh, we're Jimmy Kimmel, also known as the Apostle Dece." If only there was a page dedicated to Karen's being slightly Karen's like diet Karen. All the entitlement, half the drama. In a vehicle, you were in a vehicle. I'm a person walking in an active a moving vehicle. You're in a moving vehicle. You did it on purpose. You're in a moving vehicle. You did it on purpose. You hit me in a car. You're in a car. I'm walking. Don't touch my phone. Then give me my phone. Give me my phone back. I need 911 calls. I need 911 calls. Okay, I'll call you right now. Yeah. No, you're touching me. Why are you touching me? Because you're going to Why are you touching me? I need I need the cops called, please. I No. She just hit me with her car. Now she's trying to leave. She just grab She just snatched my phone, grabbed it from me, pulled it away from me. She hit me with my leg. She did it on purpose. Exactly. That's not a parking spot. That's not a Because she just hit me with her vehicle. She just hit me with her vehicle. She hit my leg and she tried to leave because she was walking across an open garage and I was trying to go around her and she went like this. Oh, no. I did not. Yeah, I did not do that. Why? Why would I want to get hit by a car? Because I was Why would I want to Why would I take my leg? Why would I want to get hit by a vehicle? Ma'am, I was walking across and you just hit me. And you didn't. Because I was taking my time. Yeah, because I wanted to take my time. Because I wanted to take my time and cross and you hit me with your vehicle when there were cars coming in both directions. So you're saying that you hit me with your vehicle on purpose? I did not. Yeah, you did. You just hit me on purpose. Margarita. Meet the least insecure short guy. Proving that size doesn't matter when you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of a bagel. Someone give this man a step stool in a chill my What happened? You know what? You think you all women