Welcome to Bear Police. So, what starts as a sobriety test turns into a chaotic family reunion where mom jumps on the officer's back while the son insists he's a walking expert. Chaos ensues, everyone's confused, and both end up arrested. Classic. Okay, I'm going to follow you the whole way. So, you can imagine a line coming out of your left foot, right? To this light, right? It's not to anything. It's It's just I need a line to you. I don't know where I'm walking unless I know where I'm walking. It's an imaginary street line, okay? Give me a proximity. Okay. Go and stay right there. I'll stand over here on this end and Stand where you want me to walk and I'll walk there. Okay, so I know how to walk. Right heel. I know how to walk. I know how to walk. No, no, not not the walk. Just put your right heel What do you want me to do? Do you want me to walk or do you want me to what? you to follow my instructions. Do what I'm doing. Tell me what to do. Put your right heel Right here. Right there. Okay. Now, stay just like that, okay? I'm not going to stay like Look look at me. Mhm. Am I going to stay like this, officer? And put your arms down by your side and So, officer, please tell me Hey. Because he's trying to have me stand in a a nexily on rexily. Please continue with the instructions, okay? I don't have to stand like that. I'm not a cop, officer. I only have to take nine steps and that's a fact, right? That's what I'm doing. Is that not a fact? You understand? But listen listen listen. Listen to his instructions. Is that a fact? Okay. Shut up. Okay. Shut up. That's right. What did you say? Shut up. Is that what you said? Yes, that is exactly what we all wanted to say. Jesus, just follow the instructions, please. I'd rather cleaning my dog's poop with my bare hand than deal with this kind of teenager. Introducing Johnny Straightline, the kid who swears he needs an officer's imaginary map to master the art of walking a straight line. Quite the prodigy in over complicating the simple. Put me down already. If you want to beat me to [ __ ] like put me down already. Who Who Who said that? That's not going to happen. Okay? Okay, so then what's the move? Are you going to continue with the test? No, my mom's right here. Okay. Well, then you're under arrest. Okay. Turn around. Put your Just leave your hands behind your back, okay? Your mom can pick your car up if she wants. We got no problem with that. Why are you doing this? How old are you? I just turned 19. You were only 19. God, I wish you'd go back to nine so that you wouldn't be this stupid. Oh, and right after the scene, we will meet the person who is responsible for all of his stupidity. I just turned 19. Hey hey hey hey. Hey. Let's Let's come over here and I'll tell you. Okay. Okay. First of all, your son's been drinking. He's drunk. He's not He's They have no no experience that I've been drinking, bro. Look at them. I have my shoes off. He's refusing to do any of our tests. For some reason, he thinks we're going to beat him up. I don't know why. Mom, tell them But But everything's on recording. Both units Both units are recording. Both our body cams are on. That's all I'm going to where this is coming from that you think that we're going to beat you up. Nobody's even yelled at you or anything. If you listen to him, he's the one with the cussing and everything else. But right now he's being arrested for DWI. We're going to let you have the car, okay? That way you don't have to pay a tow bill. No, please don't do this, man. Please. We already did, okay? Please. We've already have. HEY! HEY! NO NO, NO, DON'T DO HIM. I CAN'T. I'LL GIVE UP. NO! TELL HER NOT TO LEAVE THAT NOT TO TOUCH THAT OFFICER. QUIT, STOP. YOU GOT TO QUIT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU TOUCHED THE other officer, you attacked him. You want to get charged with battery on a peace officer police officer? Calm down guys. Classic parenting at its finest. When your son gets pinned by an officer during an arrest, clearly the best move is to channel your inner WWE wrestler and jump in for the tag team. Because you know, that always ends well. Get off my purse. What's wrong with you? Look, I'LL CONSIDER IT OFFICER. WHAT THE [ __ ] your problem man? You don't touch him. I didn't hit him. You jumped on his back. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS. DON'T TOUCH MY [ __ ] KIDS. You guys are the problem. Okay, whatever. Don't touch my kids. Okay, whatever. You, hey. Who? You. You. Keep it up. Look, hey where's where's my stuff? What stuff did you lose? I don't know what else I I I don't know. Ask this [ __ ] He hit a girl. Who hit the girl? I didn't hit you. problem? I didn't hit you. What's your problem? I didn't hit you. You, hey. Who hits the girl? Oh, I don't know. Maybe the same people who think jumping on an officer's back mid arrest is a brilliant idea. Are we five or just really committed to bad decisions? Law time. Jumping on an officer's back because clearly the best way to get your point across is to reenact a rodeo. For those wondering why this might be a bad idea, let me introduce you to New Mexico statute 30 22 24, battery upon a peace officer. Translation, your little piggyback ride just earned you a one-way ticket to a jail cell. Spoiler alert, officers aren't as into spontaneous wrestling matches as you'd think. Don't square off on me. Who are you? Who are you? I didn't hit you. Pulled you off of them. Go talk to the sergeant. Talk to the sergeant. We had another vehicle pull up on us. Nothing says good life choices like challenging someone who's legally equipped with handcuffs, pepper spray, and a taser. It's like volunteering to lose a fight you weren't even invited to. So, the female jumped on your deputy's back? On the sergeant's back. I said we we just need to pop her for battery on a PO. Yeah. I don't think he wants even in the car? No, she was in this car. Oh, so she just drove This is mom. Yeah, I got that. He called mom during the traffic stop. And she shows up and jumps on his back? And she shows up intoxicated. I would. Oh, I would, too. I mean, it's all on camera anyway. Her Her jumping on his back. There was no need for that. But she's She claims I'm the one that jumped her son was beating him up. I was nowhere near your son. So. Yeah, she's She What she wanted my sergeant to hold on to her purse so she could fight me. I said, "Girl, I said, don't square off on me, lady." You come at me like a man, I'm going to treat you like a man. The young man was charged with aggravated DWI, driving while intoxicated, resisting, evading, or obstructing an officer, and improper equipment. Let us jump on some other cases where Karens chose to annoy our lives by violence. Hit that [ __ ] Oh, wait. What? Wait. What? Who said that? Hit that [ __ ] Hit that [ __ ] What? Who said that? Babe. Babe. At a McDonald's where patience was clearly off the menu, two ladies went from zero to petty over waiting in line. Lady A, impatient as ever, declared she couldn't wait for Lady B's order. Lady B, with a glare that could melt ice cream snapped back. Cue the finger pointing and dramatic sighs while the staff kept flipping burgers, totally unfazed. Phones were out, someone yelled Worldstar, and the showdown ended with no winners, just a side of McDrama for everyone. Hit that [ __ ] Oh wait, what? Wait, what? Who said that? Hit that [ __ ] Hit that [ __ ] What? Who said that? In this part, clearly the manager has tried to request them to get out of the store, but guess what? That ain't going to happen. Someone going to get their wig knocked the freak out. Babe. Babe. All right, let's break it down for the McDonald's warriors. Their little fry stride could land them a surprise ticket to legal land. Ever heard of disorderly conduct? Yep, under 18 US code paragraph 13, causing a ruckus in public could get them fined or, if they're feeling lucky, up to 90 days in jail. And if their finger wagging turns into shoving, cue assault charges under 18 US code paragraph 113 with potential fines and even more jail time. So yeah, they might want to think twice before turning a tantrum into a full-blown legal meal deal. Meet Jenny Rose Saunders, the Karen who thought trapping a cop's arm in her window was a brilliant idea. After a casual refusal to comply, she racked up an assault charge faster than you can say selective hearing. All because apparently lowering a window and avoiding arrest was just too complicated. Spoiler alert, stupidity isn't a legal defense. Ma'am, also What was our status before you got in the car? Do you have your license, registration, and Yeah, yeah, thank you. I I'm Do you have your license, your your license, registration, and insurance? Yep, no problem. Thank you. I need your license. Ma'am, your license, registration, and insurance. If you don't comply, I will break the window and you will be placed under arrest. You Jenny was so unbothered when asked for her license. You'd think the officer had just asked her to solve world peace. Because clearly, who has time for trivial things like following the law? Ma'am, step out of the vehicle. Sorry, I'm trying to I'm trying to call someone to make sure that I'm safe. out of the vehicle. You are safe. Stop your I don't feel safe. I do not feel safe. Don't trap my Don't trap Don't trap my arm. Woah, what are you doing? Hey, ma'am, lower the window. You're going to hurt this officer. Lower your window. Ma'am, lower your window with your other arm. Ma'am. This lady chose to escalate everything instead of complying and walking out with a much lighter charge. But hey, life would be much more interesting when you were stupid. You are now under arrest. Ma'am, lower the window. You are now under arrest. Stop. Ma'am, LOWER THE WINDOW. MA'AM, LOWER THE WINDOW. ALL RIGHT. MA'AM, LOWER THE WINDOW. STOP IT. Send an additional unit. Car, get out of the car. You are under arrest now. WHY? WHAT DID I DO? YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULT on a officer. You are under arrest for assault. Raise the window, ma'am. Officer. I I didn't realize you could put my Can we open this door? Why are you guys doing this right now? Ma'am, you're under arrest. What did I do? Can you tell me what I did? You're arrested for aggravated assault against a police officer. Can you tell me what I did? Ma'am, you're under arrest. You're under arrest. Under arrest Step out of the car. Step out of the car. Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. I'm under arrest for what? Can you Aggravated assault. How was her aggravated assault? All right, Jenny. Let's break it down nice and simple. When you decided to roll up the window and trap the officer's arm like it was some kind of twisted carnival ride, that wasn't just a bad decision. It was aggravated assault. According to 18 US Code McNeill 111, assaulting a federal officer, or any officer for that matter, during the performance of their duties can land you with some hefty penalties. But hey, who knew that ignoring simple instructions could turn into an all expenses paid trip to court? I'm not LAYING YOUR HUSBAND. MY HUSBAND IS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS BLACK I'M 20 OKAY, I'M GOING TO GET ALL I SAID WAS EXCUSE ME. WATCH YOUR MOUTH. I DIDN'T DO THAT. WATCH YOUR [ __ ] MOUTH. I SAID EXCUSE OKAY, I SAID EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY BLACK ASS? THAT GOD DAMN I SAID I SAID EXCUSE ME. JUST WHEN YOU SAID THAT EXCUSE ME. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY YOU LIKE ALL OF US CALL ME A [ __ ] BEAT YOUR ASS IN THIS [ __ ] STORE, [ __ ] CALL ME A [ __ ] CALL ME A [ __ ] SAY THE WORD [ __ ] [ __ ] I'M ABOUT TO GO RIGHT IN. TRY IT. I SAID THAT'S WHAT THE [ __ ] I THOUGHT. I SAID WATCH YOUR [ __ ] EXCUSE ME. THE WRONG [ __ ] I'M THE WRONG I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS IN THIS [ __ ] STORE. I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS. I SAID [ __ ] I SAID [ __ ] YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT THE [ __ ] I JUST SAID, [ __ ] DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT THE [ __ ] I JUST SAID, [ __ ] [ __ ] I'LL [ __ ] YOU UP. I'M THE RIGHT ONE. LET ME GO. YOU BETTER LET ME GO. I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN. YOU BETTER LET ME GO. LET ME GO, [ __ ] HEY, SHE'S DOWN. SHE'S DOWN. GO. I'M TRYING TO GET HER UP, BUT SHE'S DOWN. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. YOU CALLING ME A LET ME GO. GO. WEIRD ASS [ __ ] I said, excuse me. I fight with THIS [ __ ] ALL THE TIME. [ __ ] I'M THE RIGHT ONE. I'M THE RIGHT ONE. Being a full-blown racist and then ignoring the calm, collected warnings of a black person who's basically giving you a free pass to not be a terrible human. But nope, just like this woman in pink, she probably thought, "Why listen to reason when I can double down on ignorance?" Honestly, it's like being handed a don't be stupid lifeline and choosing to dive head first into the pool of bad DECISIONS ANYWAY. MY HUSBAND IS RIGHT THERE WITH HIS BLACK ASS. I SAID, EXCUSE I ALWAYS START WITH EXCUSE ME. WATCH YOUR MOUTH. I SAID, EXCUSE ME. I SAID, EXCUSE ME. OKAY, I SAID, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME? THAT GENTLEMAN I SAID I SAID, EXCUSE ME. JUST A NEW SIDE OF THAT [ __ ] YOU DON'T KNOW ME. EXCUSE ME. IT'S LIKE ALL OF CALL ME A BEAT YOUR [ __ ] ASS IN THIS STORE, [ __ ] CALL ME AGAIN. CALL ME A SAY THE WORD, [ __ ] I THOUGHT I'M THE RIGHT ONE. TRY IT. I SAID THAT'S WHAT THE [ __ ] I THOUGHT. I SAID WATCH YOUR [ __ ] MOUTH. THIS WAS THE EXACT PART WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE listened to the lady. Unfortunately, you didn't. You're the wrong one. I'M THE WRONG ONE. I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS IN THIS [ __ ] STORE. I'MMA BEAT YOUR ASS. YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT THE [ __ ] I JUST SAID, [ __ ] You didn't hear WHAT THE [ __ ] I JUST SAID, [ __ ] [ __ ] I'M FINNA I'M THE RIGHT ONE. LET ME GO. YOU BETTER LET ME GO. I'MMA BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN. YOU BETTER LET ME GO. YOU BETTER LET ME GO. LET ME GO, [ __ ] HEY, SHE'S DOWN. SHE'S DOWN. I'M TELLING YOU TO LET ME GO BUT SHE'S DOWN. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. KEEP CALLING ME A LET ME GO. SO, WEIRD ASS [ __ ] OH, you said excuse me. I tell THIS [ __ ] ALL THE TIME. [ __ ] I'M THE RIGHT ONE. The sweet satisfaction of seeing a Karen finally face the consequences with the black lady dishing out a well-deserved reality check. But unfortunately, justice doesn't always get served with a side of poetic irony. As satisfying as it was, the black woman might still face a pesky little thing called assault charges. Under 18 US Code paragraph 113, any physical attack, even one that's karmically justified, can land her in hot water. So, while we all cheer from the sidelines, sadly the law isn't as impressed with this much-needed Karen smackdown. I'm taking my [ __ ] off so that if she puts her hands on me, I can defend myself. I'm in I'm IN ROOM 405. [ __ ] crackhead. YOU'RE A [ __ ] STUPID [ __ ] WHY YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU STUPID ASS [ __ ] HUH? YOU PUT YOUR [ __ ] HANDS ON ME. YOU SAY SOME RACIST ASS [ __ ] AND THEN YOU [ __ ] STAND ON IT. YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME. OKAY. NO, that's not good. I'm so sorry. Okay. Okay. Okay. You must stop. It's okay. All right? I told you I was the right one, honey. By the way, I'M PRETTY MUCH PREGNANT. You will go to jail. I don't know why you was in my face like that. Then, give my shoe. I said, "Okay." Give my shoe from WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? CUZ I'M CALLING THE COPS. [ __ ] you. Get the [ __ ] off me. Okay. OKAY. I'M SORRY. GIVE MY SHOE FROM THAT LADY. One P, the Karen in blue, who thought racism was a solid life choice until she got a first-hand lesson in the ancient art of instant karma. I guess when you open your mouth to spew nonsense, sometimes life closes it for you with a swift whoop. While the woman in gray may have physically won the battle, she could be in for some legal trouble if the woman in blue decides to press charges. Under 18 US Code paragraph 113, she could be looking at charges for assault and battery, which covers any intentional act causing physical harm to another person. Depending on the severity of the injuries, she could face anything from fines to potential jail time. So, while she might have settled the score in the moment, she may end up fighting another round, this time in court. Here is the end of today's video. Please leave a like and subscribe. Thanks for watching.