Hey, what do you It's my wife. I don't Sit down. Sit down. You okay? Sit down. Did I tell you to sit down? Sit the [ __ ] down. Who cares about that? It's okay. He's fine. He's fine. The problem is ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, go over here. Cross your feet. Huh? Cross your feet. No, ma'am. Go over there. Ma'am. [Applause] He's hurting me. >> I'm not hurting ma'am. Yes, you are. You are HURTING ME. MA'AM. NO, DON'T TOUCH ME AND MY WIFE. OH, NO, NO. MA'AM, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO SIT SIT DOWN. DON'T TOUCH ME AND MY WIFE. DON'T TOUCH me and MY WIFE. HEY. DON'T TOUCH ME AND MY WIFE. DON'T TOUCH ME AND MY WIFE. WHAT'S WRONG, BRO? SIT DOWN. Don't touch me and my wife. That's what I was TRYING TO DO. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? HOUSE 187. HEY. [Applause] HEY. DON'T TOUCH ME AND MY WIFE. MA'AM, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO [ __ ] JAIL. HEY. NOW you're going to [ __ ] jail, ma'am. How about that? Now you're going to jail for battery on a law enforcement officer. Don't touch ME AND MY WIFE. YOU'RE WIFE? RIGHT. YOU'RE WIFE? YOU'RE WIFE? SHE REACHED FOR MY [ __ ] VEST. You're not going to do that. >> YOU'RE NO WIFE. OKAY, I I have a wife. MA'AM, STAND UP. STAND UP. YOU'RE DRUNK. YOU'RE DRUNK. You're drunk. But you don't have to you don't have to treat me like that. I'm not a [ __ ] animal. >> Okay. If you think you're an animal, you are it. If you think what? You'll be under arrest for disorderly what? Ma'am. Miss I eat messed up. It's hurting me. You're not I'm not hurting Look. Okay. Who do I have to talk to? All this? Okay. Um I'm not doing harm to anybody. Don't touch Who who am I doing harm to? Who am I doing harm to? DON'T TOUCH MY WIFE. >> WHO AM I doing harm to? Who am I doing harm to? Nobody, right? You need to calm down. All he wanted to do All he wanted was come over here. Like he didn't have to like throw me in the ground and do me like that. Like like he's doing Yeah, because of how you're acting. Yes, ma'am. I'm going to hold you like this until the police car gets here. They're so funny. They are. All All we wanted you to do was calm down. And the more we told you to calm down, the more worked up you got. They're so funny. None of us are laughing, ma'am. You're going to laugh tomorrow. No, Monday. Monday. Monday when you see the magistrate for first appearance. With your kids? Do you have two kids? I don't have kids. Two daughters? Well, guess what? Your actions dictate how you didn't get to see them tonight when you get home. Please stand back here. You're not listening, ma'am. You're not listening to us. If I tell YOU TO SIT DOWN ONE MORE TIME 13, WE HAVE ANOTHER UNIT COMING to this or what? I don't speak Spanish. No. [Music] Hola, como esta? Muy bien, gracias. All right, classy as [ __ ] too. Please. Thank you, sir. Ma'am, your ID. Yes. Let me have your ID. Identification. Pasaporte. No. Then stand the day. Identification. Uh stand the day. Identification. [Music] [Music] My touch my wife. [Music] Stand the day. Stand the day. Stand the day. Now. [Music] Stand the day. [Music] Sit down. Yes. No, that's not my wife. Do I have a wife? Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. Huh? The problem is that he's protect my wife. Yeah. The problem is the beer. Mucho. Yeah, mucho. Mucho mucho mucho cerveza. The problem is the wife and the this. You the coming in the smack. And my wife go in the house. Go. Go. >> That's a car, not a house. A row? Yeah. Okay. Go. Go in this This is in the go in the house. It's my wife. You got a scratching? The problem is my wife. A little loco? Yeah. Yeah, I see. Yeah. My wife Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mucho. No no mucho. The problem is the Yeah, no no. This The problem is the this. I need Sorry. No, you're good. Good. The floor. The floor. Are you a flamingo? Yeah, give me a second. I'll give him my phone. The floor. I think he's trying to prove that he's sober. The floor. Are you an owl? Joe no speak No no in English. A little speak is No. >> I If we had a Spanish speaker, we would bring one to you, but What's your address? The plantation. The problem is the vacation in Maryland. Okay, what's your address here in Florida? Give me one second. The problem is the my wife and the beer. I don't care about what the problem is. What's your address, ma'am? No no no. Sorry. Sorry. Joe is the price is my wife and the No, Joe Joe. Joe no beer. I know the beer. Excuse me. What's up? We're trying to find a Spanish >> We're trying to find Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I need to speak in Spanish. This the wife boom. No touch my wife. You know what I love? No. What happened here? My wife. Well, also The whole family. The whole family. This is no home. No home. Yeah. All right, just do me a favor. Just sit the day for the moment and then we'll work on it. It's my guys. That's fine. Yeah. He can stay here with you. Just sit down. What's your address here in Florida, sir? Joe no speak English. You ask him what his address is in Florida. No, just ask Yeah. You speaking? You speaking? This Okay. Okay. The problem is my wife. This Yeah. Yeah. The problem is my wife. The problem is my wife. Oh, did you call Eddie? He was asking for one of us to call.