On April 1st, 2026, officers were dispatched to a local marina following reports of an intoxicated individual found asleep on a boat dock. Hello. What's happening? How's it going? This fine gentleman was taking a nap on someone's dock box back here at the marina and he just made his way over here. >> I'm wait I'm waiting for it. Let's wait Let's wait for it, bud. Oh, you want to call me what? I'll wait for it. Let's go for it. Let's go for it, bud. >> do you remember me? It's been a hot minute about a couple months now. What's your name again? Taylor. Taylor. Where do you live? There. Where? Over there. Where is over there? Over there. Where is over there? 459, signal 14. Do you do you have your ID on you? >> Yeah. Do you have your wallet on you? I'm going to check. Easy. Don't grab my wallet. That's a weird That's a weird move. Look for your wallet. Mark that down a while ago. 5000, too. Do you know if you got a Florida ID? No. Okay. So, what did he say? Uh over there. You just said over there. >> where do you live? What's your address? Uh over there. Francis. So, my last It's my last name, yeah. All right. Are you going to stay at a shelter at all? No. Going to too? Where do you work? Half Shell. Half Shell. Okay. That's somewhere. It is. Windy everywhere. All right. All right. What do you do at the half shelf? Part time. Full time, part time? Mostly full time. Mostly full time? Where's your phone? Garrison Bay, I'm not sure if I'm still watching fire now. Huh? Where is it? I didn't see it in there. Oh, it's in my pocket. It's in that pocket. Do you have a car? Most of the time, yeah. What did you do today? Not much. You didn't work? No. Where were you drinking? Your house? No, I drink at my house. Huh? Drink at my house. Where's your house? Over there. Over where? On the other end of the houseboat. Do you know where we are? Yeah. Where are we at? Garrison Garrison Bay, Marine. Okay. Do you Do you live at Garrison Bay? Yes. Where? Do you live on one of the piers? Yeah. What pier do you live on? See Marine at Garrison Bay. Where is Where is the old south? Do you live on a houseboat? No. Which Which pier is the houseboat on? Um see Marine at Garrison Bay. You're not helping. It's in my sock. Listen, if you tell us where you live, we can help you get there so you can go to bed. Otherwise, you're going to be wandering around, probably going to get run run over by a car, something. I already I live there. You don't You You were not live. I'm talking about where you're going to go sleep because you need to sleep. >> I live there. There is not a place. >> a Wisconsin driver's license and I have a local >> address. You need an address. It sure is. There? Yeah, it's over there. Foxtrot 652. He's less drunk than the first time that I Yeah? Yeah. He couldn't even walk last time. Good. Maybe he'll figure it out after this. [ __ ] What are you talking to? Oh, we took him to the ER this morning. Oh. Oh, well. Now maybe you're better off now. You. Bro. You can dial it in. Dial this dial it in a little bit. >> are you looking at? I'm waiting for you to look at me. I but you're looking over here. Yeah, good. Dial it in. Suck my hairy balls. And this is two phrases that you can Hey, don't Good. Great. I hope that really works well for you. Okay. You're standing pretty good. I'll wait. I'll wait. >> We're waiting on your ID to come back. I'll wait for you to get it better. You can dial it in. Dialing it in. Long hair, curly [ __ ] You. Long hair, you're on your [ __ ] Get me out of your in here. Mhm. I'll send you. I'll wait. I'll wait for it. Okay. Well, if we >> you doing? Big talk. I'll I'll wait. You can dial it in. Here I am. I'll stand for it. I'll dial it in. Wait for you to get it not give you [ __ ] Good. Great. I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll wait for it. Take it while he still tired. I wasn't able to find any local address. Tick tock on the clock. Spainful. All sane, logical. Here. Great. Thanks. Appreciate that a lot. Francis, look at me. I'm not Francis. Isn't that a first name? >> Taylor. Taylor. Taylor is the first name. All right. You have to leave Garrison Bay. Go somewhere else. You have You can't confirm the name. >> confirm the name or not, so you have to leave. And you're I want to see you walk away. Can you walk away? I will remain exactly here. Get your arms off me. Go. You have to go. Go. You leave. Go. Get your arms off me. I'm going to follow him. Come on. Get up. So fancy. You doing good? Yeah, I'm doing better than you are. Are you? I look garbage. Leaving me alone. I want to beat you up the wall. I look garbage. What do you think? I mean, he's walking. I look garbage. Let's make our way out to the sidewalk. You make your way out to my dog [ __ ] pile. You're a piece of [ __ ] Go left. Why don't you tell me what I'm supposed to do? >> Francis. Yes, what? You got No, you got to leave. Get your arms off me. >> Francis. Francis. Go. Get your arms >> You have to leave the property. Get your arms off me. You got to turn left. You too. Francis, see the sidewalk. Walk out to the sidewalk. Or you're going to be arrested for trespassing. No, you can't You can arrest me for trespassing. All right. >> Leave me alone. Stop. Stop. Stop. Francis. This is what you're going to do. This is what you're going to do. This is what we're going to do. Put your hands behind your back. Okay. Okay. Yes. I okay. >> Do it. I'm good. understand. Relax. I want no problems. I want you to walk this way. I tried to give you a chance. Yeah. All right, turn around. I'm going to walk back. >> Walk back the opposite way. Okay. I don't want no problems. I'm going to >> stay with him till we get a car here? Might be easier. I don't I don't want no problems. All right. I don't want no problems with you. All right. Have a seat. Have a seat right here. Let's go. Why don't we have a seat on the >> curb? If you want to change. Yeah. Sit. >> have my release? Copy. Sit down. I have done an aggressive move. All right, I'll be right back. It seems like an aggressive move. Hello. I don't I'm trying to play. hard games. I I know him because I I took him to the yard before cuz he was way worse than this. He couldn't even walk. Um downtown. Yeah, that's what he said. Clearly alcohol issues. All right, let's get you to the car. Get up. Up. Come on. Up. I'm just waiting to I'm just waiting to >> Get up or we will stand you up. Everybody, get up. All right. There we go. I'm trying to >> walk towards the head of the car. What do you think? Is he really intox? I would I mean, he wouldn't even gone, right? He wouldn't leave here. I'm going to All right. I don't know. All right, let's go sit in the car. You pull your butt in. Pull your butt in first, it's easier. Put your head in. All right. Oh. I don't know what I'm going to do about this. >> Trespassing or what? Yeah, he's just drunk and mumbling. So, what do we All right, I got to Do you just give him to the courts? Go back a little. Yeah, he's he's good. He's got it. Give him a Narcan if he's breathing, Narcan? All right, buckle your seatbelt. And put your uh RPK number 1593 1593. He's supposedly he fell within before, but he has a Wisconsin ID. Or Washington or Idaho. All right, let's get your legs in the car. That guy was saying he used to date the girl Oh, that's probably why he wandered over here. He was dating somebody here. He was dating somebody on Marlin here. Mhm. All right. Well, I mean No worries. Um we'll get him with trespassing. Okay, cuz you guys wanted him to leave. I talked to her for like We told him We told him to leave here basically, so Uh do you have an ID? Yeah. And should I have the mom do anything or the girl or just No, I mean unless they had an issue with him, I wouldn't worry about it. Did Did they call you because he was passed out on their I don't I don't even think it was her that called it. It was my neighbors across the way called it cuz he he almost fell in, so they thought he was down. Oh, okay. So, he wasn't laying, he was like wobbling? I guess. Originally, he was laying on their porch, which was fine. Oh. And then by the time I got over here, he was on the side >> Do you have phone numbers? For him, be old herd of tickets. Bro, you guys can shake rocks. Shake rocks, you fat [ __ ] shits. What the [ __ ] My god, you guys are big old fat asses, bro. Ow. Holy [ __ ] bro. What are you doing? No human messenger. What? This is This is What are you doing? Uh we're going to the gym. Yeah. Inbred [clears throat] lard. Literally, you can You can suck my fat urban [ __ ] Bro, pile of [ __ ] Pile of [ __ ] [ __ ] you, pile of [ __ ] Pile of [ __ ] Pile of [ __ ] Pile of [ __ ] Thank you. The man was charged with trespassing.