come back don't leave no stay right there stay right there come here come here sit down you want to go to jail what am I doing wrong sit down s your beer okay put your hands behind your back don't hurt me all right don't hurt me only a beer okay if it's want a beer that's fine it's not even drink it's not even open you don't have to do your job what's wrong with you what's wrong with you it's not even open you going to return it you not arrest me do you understand you got the product back where's your idea yeah I don't have one what's your name douglas douglas what Loring man I lived here my whole life y'all had me in the system stop playing this dumb [ __ ] for real I'm serious it's not dumb I'm ask it is dumb look there's the beer mm what am I being arrested for you have the product back good I you're detained not arrested well why am I in cuffs cuz you're detained I'm not running I'm cooperating if I was running you would have tased me right no no no that don't make sense why would I tase you why would you why am I arrested I said you detain not arrested well why am I in cups because they called saying that you stole the bag of chips of beard it is there it is you going to arrest me for a bag of potato chips how lame is that like serious the bag of potato chips I just explained to you why you're detain I didn't say you're going to jail a bag of potato chips come on like jeez a tight right there the bag of potato chip stole the beer stole the chips stole didn't make any any attempts to I have it on video show show the video where did you walk out at front entrance front entrance front door yeah I saw him take the chips and I saw him take is it just Easter a 12 hey there show me well we took it away when he went inside because uh he was sitting in front of the store drinking it show me SW a s can on the fridge he grab the chips out in grab the I don't know I've never seen before hey what do you want me hey I'll go daily I'll go daily I need something to do I'll go daily I'll go daily if you found yourself something to do now I'll go daily Hey Hey listen listen listen listen listen listen I'll go daily I'll do what's your last name Hey listen I'll do I'll do PE listen I'll do PE hey you got remember Miss P work I need something new I need some weight what's your last name Lori Lori [ __ ] first name Douglas th spelling M initial R is and Robert last name is spelled Lincoln ocean Robert Ida Norah George do3 and the 38 check will be uh at the wall here on Fruitville no Z six huh no zone six NOP he's uh looking for a signal 3 that nobody stopped for I love it you want press charges I just want press pass don't back I mean I could press charge but up to you I mean you're obviously W's the victim um totally up to you go to jail for shoplifting if you want yeah drunk tank at least intoxic I mean he was out there shouting at people from the from the seat so you heard start going off that's pretty much what he was doing the customer coming in and out of the store I'm seeing if he has been trespassed from here before he might I don't know Che Wings looks like I look like what it's got like I think the dude on there is a little well it's not it's F you probation yeah I I think if I remember the picture right it's like a older just off the r you have it all on video yep so like I said you're the manager so you'll be pressed charges wall w I will be trespassed I can't persuade you or do anything if you want to press I'll it doesn't matter mus I do my I get it I don't want to make it more complicated for you that's all all I needed was and then he had the video right so he made no coms at all good behavior it was a 12 pack no it wasel it was from the sales FL because it wasn't locked to the ATM on a pallet so that's why 47 so I wouldn't have even been able to scan it $150 then uh he gra the bags and Chip so when he to gra the chip one of my associates went out and grabbed the rest of the 12 pack and got rid of it for real okay the last time you did you want to go ahead and trespass what was the last time you did oh I look into your eyes never done narcotics oh you never done narcotics then you never been young Douglas listen to my partner over here that's for one year you can't come back 2 weeks no for one year you just uh that I'm just going to take a photo of these switch this so no no no you're good here just so I can see on me too I need TI it I got you on camera you got anything else in your pockets uh nothing good no knives or anything I got I got I got two index fingers and a rain finger me too are you homeless no you live in Sarasota uh between Sarasota and paletto Ellington petto what's the address you use all right Douglas I'm going to read you your rights all right you have the right to remain silent anything you say can will be used against you in the court of law you have the right to talk to your attorney and have him or her present with you before during questioning if you cannot afford a hire an attorney one will be appointed to represent you at no cost to you before and during questioning if you wish you can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements do you what I'm saying each of these rights I explain to you yes or no what am I be taking to jail all just answer the question do you understand each of these rights am I being taken to jail it's a yes or no question I'm asking you we're trying to have a conversation with you so that's what I'm saying like might taking to jail now you have to say yes or no if you understand your mirander right do you understand what is Miranda I'll read it to you again listen pay attention okay you have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law you have the right to talk to an attorney and have him or her present with you before during questioning hold up hold up if you cannot afford a hire attorney one will one will be appointed to represent you at no cost to you before and during questioning if you wish you can decide at any time any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements do you understand each of these rights I explain you just said I was not person charges do you understand each of these rights I explain to you yes or no yeah he said he wasn't pring charges he said he wasn't pressing charges okay we're using all stand up how I stand up good morning morning let's walk to my car what for for $27 worth of merchandise that you stole yes how do I Ste 27 cuz all the total value cost $27 where W here I $27 in there you got any knives needles or anything that will harm me face forward that's TR s me not I yes you are no I'm not face forward for here you normally smoke your crack PL for your left hand where's the crack PL roach Mark roach Mark smoke weed yeah I do smoke smoking still smoking you're a little [ __ ] yeah thank you for your opinion but yeah I'll take it to court you all little [ __ ] I mean you did admit to stealing it so yeah I admit it and there's and it was there and took it back in for a dollar for $2 a b chip that you see that family you see that have a seat than s y are trouble that's cool yep I thought he going to have something out him with those fingers I saw that I was like you smok well yeah when I pulled up his eyes were super constricted is that an Ione camera yeah so but uh that was coming down but I was like this yours are you stupid it's yours where's your iPhone at I didn't search you it's not on you so is it back there okay I okay so last time I had station he wanted a cres charges so can you um just get the video of this yeah video um just record it off of your phone um or you can just send it to me I can look at at the jail and I'll put it in I just want to look at before I see it he aditt to it he said he didn't I'm just going to grab the video oh can you give him uh Marc's as well yeah one 37 dispatch 105 white M 51 so Jo 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