Hey, Joe. How's it going, brother? What's What's going on, man? We're having some marital issues. Sure. Lights work? So, what happened today, bro? Arguing. Okay, arguing about what? >> [laughter] >> Stuff. What kind of stuff? Husband and wife [ __ ] Okay. What kind of husband and wife [ __ ] Just not seeing eye to eye. About what? About most things. Okay. >> How to raise our children and how to do everything else. >> Okay. So, what what happened with Like, give me talk me through the argument from your perspective, brother. >> [gasps] [sighs] >> Um I think our children should be raised a certain way. >> Okay. And my wife is uh hindering that. >> Okay. That's all. Okay. Was it ever physical between you two? How'd she end up with a bloody lip? I didn't give her a bloody lip. You didn't give her a bloody lip? Not at all. >> So, how How'd she end up with a bloody lip? I have no idea. You have no idea? Okay, can I see your hands? Okay. All right. Um Just getting from some information for you here. What's No, right. You're not writing in the report. Well, it's just she gave it to me already, so I'm just making sure. Okay. So, you have no idea how she got a bloody lip? Huh? You didn't punch her in the face? No. [ __ ] no, I didn't. [ __ ] no, I I never I I wouldn't lay hands on her. Okay. I wouldn't. Well, you see the spot this puts me in, right? Cuz you're back here locked up in your bedroom. Knowingly intoxicated, right? You're saying you're arguing, you're being incredibly vague about the argument that you guys had. She's got blood dripping down her face. And she's saying that you did it, brother. I swear to God I didn't. I I've been sitting in the room, not messing with anybody. Okay. And if if she I swear to God I didn't do it. Okay. Okay. Okay, so here's here's how this is going to go, Joe, all right? I'm just going to be fully transparent [laughter] with you. Everything that I've got going on here, you're going to jail tonight. You understand that? I understand or not. Okay. [laughter] So, you're under arrest. But, stand up, turn around, put your hands behind your back. >> [snorts] >> Thank you very much, Joe. I appreciate your compliance. You have anything in your pocket that's going to cut me? Poke me? Stick me? No knives? No needles? Any narcotics at all? Nope. No crack cocaine? Nope. No heroin? Nothing, man. >> Okay. Tell dispatch I have 1095. Request CSI on the night. All right, Joe. You want a T-shirt? I like one. Okay. How about this one right here? That one work? Yeah, that one. All right. Well, we'll let you put it on once we get down to the jail, okay? But, I'll I'll keep it with me. What am I being arrested for? Domestic battery. 23, if not, it's not a big deal. I can take care of it. All right, Joe. Go ahead and sit in there, brother. I'll take your shirt out, have it up in the front seat with me, all right? Yeah. What's that? I got the other stuff. Thank you. You handle everything for the CSI so I can talk to him. I'll leave the car with you. Let the courts get that. >> [cough] >> Once she wants a copy of the report for whatever reason, then you can go to our station and >> [laughter] >> Thanks, Carl. Oh, you know what? [ __ ] His license or an ID or something for him cuz the jail's probably going to be [ __ ] weird about it. Hey, last question. Uh would he have a license or an ID or somewhere something somewhere? He didn't have All right, fellas. Thank you. I appreciate it. You did much. Yeah, you handled that call pretty well. I like He's all up. Almost like I've been doing this for a while. I'll be right out to the ATM with Joe soon. >> [cough] >> County, one male. All right, Joe. Just give me one second, take some stuff off, we'll get you out of that picture, all right, brother? All right. I may have your shirt right here, too. We'll get you swapped out of that T-shirt. All right. All right, here. All right, Joe. Go ahead and step out, brother. You don't walk back here. You got to slide in the door. You got to follow the directions. >> [music]