stay in your car oh my God sorry I'm needing work I got to go bathroom so bad I'm not even kidding you going 58 and a 40 and then you shot all the way into this uh Plaza I just worked a double and I'm where you work at at I just worked I have to go to the bathroom so B I live right here all right you got your license on you yeah like I'm not even kidding I just worked the double I I know you don't want to hear this but I just got my period I'm literally dying I literally live right here I swear where do you live this is right here in Prosper from Road like if you like literally right there like a mile right here so why are you pulling in here because I cuz I was getting I saw you coming behind me okay yeah yeah have you had anything to drink today no what have you had anything to drink today no no I just love work of course not any narcotics any medicine anything no I don't take medicine okay yeah I just literally work four jobs and I just hang on I here you got just close the shop I work at here and I put in like um well I do audio visual too all right yeah I'm just while I check out your license go ahead and grab your registration and your insurance oh God sorry there's just so much stuff in here man if you would if you would come back over here for me real quick I want to talk to you sure sure sure no problem come on over here okay all right you said you haven't had nothing to drink no and no uh medicine or anything today I don't take medicine okay do you have any medical condition with your eyes not corrected by glasses no are you able to walk a straight line yeah of course and can you balance on one foot yeah okay so come on over here for me goad and stand right there yep bring your feet together hands at your sides all right so you see this red light here yes yep all right hands at your sides for me follow the red light with your eyes only and keep your head still do you understand yeah understand no don't move your oh sorry make sure you follow it there you go all right give me one second just hang out here with this uh gentlemen all right man if you would go and place your left foot on the line for me okay all right now place your right foot in front heel touching toe just like this arms at your sides now hold that position don't start until I tell you to I tell you to begin I want you to take nine Heel To Toe steps just like this one 2 3 all the way up toe nine okay imagine this your ninth step leave that front foot where it's at take a series of small steps to turn around and take nine Heel To Toe steps back turn around yep turn around the way that I showed you and then nine Heel To Toe steps back okay all right arms at your sides all right do you have any questions no all right it's important once you start you don't stop so I'm apologize so just go that turn around then come back the same way the same way I showed you nine heel the toe steps no spaces or gaps they turn around you leave your foot where it's at your front foot and you take the series of small steps turn around you keep your hands down the entire time once you start don't stop and also count your steps out loud okay do you got any questions no all right go ah and begin all right on [Music] going fast I over I 11 I'm sorry I'm at nine all right all right for this next exercise it's going to be the one leg stand okay so go ahead and just stand uh you can stand right there you can ignore the line yep right there is fine bring your feet together hands are your sides for me all right now hold that position don't start until I tell you to when I tell you to begin I want you to raise one foot either foot approximately 6 in off the ground it's about the height of a soda can okay while you're doing that you're going to keep both knees straight you're going to point the toes of your raised foot out at me you're going to look I'm going to show you you're going to look down at your raised foot and you're going to count out loud 1,1 1002 13 and so on till I tell you to stop the whole time your hands be at your sides it's a 30-second exercise if you place your foot down during the 30 seconds just pick it back up and continue where you left off so it's going to go just like this watch me 1001 1002 1003 1004 1005 1006 and so on until I tell you to stop notice both my knees are straight yeah my toes are pointed out my hands are at my sides and I'm looking down at my foot this all you got to do for 30 seconds so I'm holding my leg like that for 30 seconds place your foot down I'll show you okay just like this for 30 seconds okay do you have any other questions a th000 thing you have to count 1,001 1,002 and so on until I tell you to stop okay let me ask you one more question sorry good a long day so I'm just I'm going to say I'm going to hold it up and then up in and then I'm saying 1,000 for 30 seconds you're going to do just like this watch me okay 1,1 1,2 13 1004 all the way till I tell you to stop okay just like that yep I'll tell you when to stop do you have any other questions and then I'm just staying am I staying still yeah you're just raising your foot just yep any other questions yeah I'm just reminding you this feel I have to pee I'm not making this up so I'm just telling you I know that doesn't mean anything to you I understand yeah all right go ahead and begin all right 6 in up right like so good ready go ahead and begin okay straighten your knee out straighten your knee like this straight like this that yep Point your shoes out there you go make sure make sure you're looking at your foot and Counting out loud 1, 1 1,2 13 1004 1005 56 1789 10 12 13 14 all right ma'am you can go and place your foot down all right for this next exercise you know your left from your right of course show me your left hand okay show me your right hand all right go and point your fingers like this and just bring them down to your sides Palms out all right just like that except Tu tuck your thumbs in there there you go all right now hold that position don't start until I tell you to okay when I tell you to begin I want you to tilt your head back and close your eyes Okay I'm going to give you a series of commands of left and right all right when I say left you're going to extend your left hand out touch tip of the finger your tip of your nose and bring it back down same thing with right extend touch tip to tip bring it back down it's important that you keep your head tilted and your eyes closed the entire time and as soon as you touch your nose bring your finger back down that light was murdering me okay well you should have said something before all right so go ahead it piss you off yeah no it wouldn't piss me off remember I'm trying to make it everything fair for you okay so have your fingers pointed again bring them back down to your sides do you remember what I showed you or do I got to explain it again um just explain I okay so again when I tell you to begin you're going to tilt your head back and you're going to close your eyes I'm going to give you a series of commands of left and right when I say left you're going to extend your left hand touch tip of your finger to the tip of your nose and bring it back down when I say right you're going to do the same thing okay it's important that you keep your head tilted and your eyes closed keep your eyes closed the entire time and as soon as you touch the tip of your nose bring it back down okay do you have any questions do you know what you got to do I'm going to be pointing let make keep my eyes bring your hand down don't do it just yet but you know what you got to do without doing it do you know what you got to do yes all right so go ahead and point your fingers again Palms in bring them to the sides of your pants with your palms out all right go ahead and begin tilt your head back left right left right right left all right for this final exercise you can relax for this final exercise it's going to be the estimation of 30 seconds okay okay so what you're going to do is you're going to bring your feet together hands at your sides when I tell you to begin you're going to tilt your head back and close your eyes and you're going to imagine the passage of 30 seconds going by silently in your mind however you want to count just 30 seconds and that's it just counting in my silently silently what you think is 30 seconds once you believe the 30 seconds are up you're just going to open your eyes and say stop okay so keep my eyes shut yep keep your eyes shut and do it quiet right at your sides okay so again head back eyes closed 30 seconds silently once you believe 30 seconds are up just open your eyes and say stop that's it okay do you have any questions no all right give me one second okay all right go ahead and begin 30 all right that was 24 seconds at this time you are being placed under arrest for driving under the influence of alcohol chemical or controlled substance yes ma'am all right we'll go ahead and place you in this car for now they weren't maxed out all right so let's go ahead and uh take a seat in this car until [Applause] I what is going on out here go and unlock that the last one all right ma'am go ahead and take a seat in there y okay you call 10:15 yeah all right go and get started on the thing you can go and kill the front camera