Feet together first. Arms at your side. If I don't have anything to hold, it's pretty hard. Okay. Feet together. Arms at your side. I don't know, man. No. No disrespect, officer. No disrespect. I don't mean to call you man or anything cuz I have respect for you officer. I can pray and then lift my hand. like the the ma'am officer is asking me to look down. I've never been able to do that. I've never Whatever foot you raise and when exercise I do this and I you know and you're lifting and you and you look up because you're lifting up like Do you want to try it or no? I cannot look down. Do you want to try it or no? Ble. I respect you, officer. Please, you do so much for America and you help us and you protect us. Please tell me, please tell me what my birth is. Officer, no man would ever love you. You don't cook. You don't clean. You are a disgrace to women. Hate men. And you're so jealous of me because I'm young and not. And then you're like, "Oh, I'm a bitter divorced woman." Blah, blah, blah. And I thought I was aing Republican. Oh, I'm a Democrat after this. How can you do that? You're depriving me of water. You want your prisoners to die? I'm not an immigrant. I'm not illegal here. Why do you want me to die? I'm just I want every to die, too. I'm not So that way you're on my camera. Stand right there for me. Yes, ma'am. Right there. In front of my car. Okay. Is okay. You're good. Okay, sir. Okay. I'm Trooper with Florida Highway Patrol. So, I'm here to investigate a crash. Yes, sir. Okay. Tell me what you remember. I was driving my car. Okay. You remember what road you were on? This road right here. like driving and you know just somebody you know stopping and I'm just stopping too and I just think I need to take accountability for it and I will you know be willing to pay for the damage of that car but if they left and they didn't want to stop and they didn't want to be like hey you hit my car you know pay for the damage they left. Okay. So, I don't know if like you guys have some power to track them down, but like I will take accountability and I will pay friends or danger. Okay. Well, that's that's why I'm here. They drove off. That's why I'm here, dog. So, like I'm willing to be like, "Hey, like I hit their car." So, it's my responsibility to take the accountability and to take the, you know, responsibility that like, hey, boom, I hit your car. and then you just drove off and went home. Why didn't you stop? Like, why didn't you be like, "Hey, you hit my car." Because if that was me, I would have been like, "Hey, you hit my car." And they had like a decent car, too. Like, they had like a BMW, of course. Like, they had something like I drove a Subaru all back in 2011. So, like I have a car that moved, but they had like a decent car. It was like a Beamer or a Porsche. Like, I don't specifically remember, but their car was better than mine. And then when I hit their car, boom, they just took off. Okay. And if they would have stopped, I would have said, "Hey, I hit your car. I'm going to leave my name. I'm going to leave my number and I will pay for the damage, you know, because like I did hit your car even though you were driving." And then boom. And then you you [ __ ] stopped. I'm sorry for my language officer. I don't mean until like part of like but they did stop short and they hit their car and then they boom they took off. Once again I'm sorry I don't want to be like it's just or anything like that. I'm 20. 20. How much have you had to drink? Not much. Why are you drinking underage? First of all right. Well look. I'm no longer investigating a crash investigation. And I'm now investigating a criminal investigation for you driving under the influence. Do you understand that? Understand? Yeah. Perfect. What time is it? It is 2:40 a.m. Yep. With that in mind, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to a lawyer having present with you while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford to if you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before any questions if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Do you understand each of these rights that I've read to you? Yes. All right. Perfect. Are you willing to do field sobriety exercises? Yes or no? Do I have a choice? You have a choice. If you want to say no, you can still give me a DUI. So, yeah. Yeah. You'll do them. Yep. Perfect. This is going to be one I guess positive on other driver. All right. Stand right here. Face me. Yes. Okay. All I'm going to do is look at your eyes. Okay. Okay. So, all I want you to do is stand with your uh heels together, heels touch and heels, toes and toes, and arms at your side. Just maintain that position and don't move until I tell you to do something. Okay? Yeah. All right. You under the care of a doctor for anything? No, ma'am. No. You wear contacts? No, ma'am. Okay. I need you to stay in that comfort a little more. Yes, ma'am. Stay in that position. Okay. All I'm going to do is look at your eyes. Okay. Yes, ma'am. You see the red light? Yes, ma'am. Okay. All I want you to do is follow your eyes and your eyes only. Do you understand that? Yes, ma'am. So, don't move your head. Okay. Yes, ma'am. All right. Don't move your head. Keep moving your head. I'm not moving my head. I follow with your idol. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Okay. Yes, ma'am. All right, girl. Yes, ma'am. Come over here. See those lines? Yes, ma'am. What color is it? Yellow. Would say it's a pretty flat surface. Yes, you can. Perfect. Next, what we're going to do is called the walk and turn. So, all I want you to do is put your left foot on the line with your right foot directly in front of it with your right heel touching your left toe. So, it's going to look like this. Left foot's on the line followed by your right foot, heel touching your toe, arms at your side. Walk on the slide. Now, I want you to just get in. I want you to get in the position that I just told you. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Come back. Okay, let's try it again. Left foot on the line. Put your right foot in front of it with your right heel touching your left toe. And keep your hands at your side. Hands at your side. Hands at your side. Okay, come back. Do you want to try it again or you want to give up on that one? I mean, I can try it, but Okay, I need you to listen to me. Yes, ma'am. Left foot on the line. You want me to put my feet straight on the line like this? And I want you to maintain that position until I tell you to do something. You want me to do that? I want you to put your left foot on the line. But it's hard. Left foot on the line followed by your right foot directly in front with your arms at your side. Not out. At your side. I can try it, but Okay. I want you just to maintain that position and then I'll read the rest of the instructions because it's it's just really hard. So, you don't want to do it? I can try it. Then get into the starting position so I can read the remainder of the instructions. Okay, come back. Yeah, I will do it. I doubt it. I'll give you one more shot. Can you listen? I I I need you to I need you to stop talking and listen to what I say. Left foot on the line followed by your right foot directly in front of it with your arms touching your thighs. Arms at your side. Your heel No, I can't do that. Your heel touching your toe. and stay in that position until I read the remainder of the instructions. That's all I want you to do. I could to be sober for 30 days and I probably could not do that. Okay, next one. Chase the car. Hey, come here. We're done with that one. Yeah, we're good. Don't worry about it. You did great. Stand right here and face my car. Stop. Did I do it or not? Face my car. Did I do it? Turn. Yes, you did. Turn. I did it. Turn my Turn around. Face my car. Because this seems to pop the alphabet backwards. I can be sober for two three minutes. Turn around and face my car. And back up to where the line is over here. back up to the line like like stand right there on the other hand. Now face that car up and around. Yes, sir. Perfect. There you go. Got a stopwatch. Okay. Next one's the one leg stand. All I want you to do is stand with your feet together with your heels touching your heels and toes touching your toes. So it looks like this. Touching my heels like this. Just like that. With your arms at your side. Stay in that position like that. arms by your thighs and maintain that position, ma'am. Yep. Stay in that position until I tell you to do something. Okay. Yes, ma'am. You understand everything so far? Yes, ma'am. If my ankles just need to touch and I just need to have this. Understand? Okay. Listen to me. Yes, ma'am. When I tell you to begin, I want you to raise either leg, I don't care, your right or your left, approximately 6 in off the ground, keeping your foot parallel to the ground. You're going to keep both legs straight and look at your raised foot. So, it's going to look like this. Look at me. Yes, ma'am. Standing there like this. Yes. Arms at your side. One of your left. You're going to raise one of your foot. I don't care which one. Right or your left. Keep it par I'm sorry, ma'am. It's really cold. I'm listening. And keep it parallel to the ground. Yes, ma'am. You're going to look at your toe and you're going to count out loud. 100 1 2 until I tell you to stop. Do you understand? Oh, look at the toes. Start in the starting position. Try them. Feet together first. Arms at your side. If I don't have anything to hold, it's pretty hard. Okay, feet together, arms at your side. I don't know, man. No, no disrespect, officer. No disrespect. I don't mean to call you man or anything cuz I have respect for you officer. I can pray and then lift my hand. But the the ma'am officer is asking me to look down. I've never been able to do that. I look at whatever foot you raise. And when exercise, I do this and I, you know, and you're lifting and you and you look up because you're lifting up. Do you want Do you want to try it or No, I cannot look down. And Do you want to try it or No. No. Because I won't make it. Like I All I need to know. No. No. No. Do not resist. You already have enough chargers on you. I can look forward in balance. Nobody can look down in balance. That's a trick question, officer. Can you look down in balance? I bet you can. Hey, hold up. I can look up doing it. Looking up is balancing, but then looking down is balancing. Don't do that. Somebody called my job and told them I can't make it tomorrow. Please tell them I can't make it. Okay. Watch your head. Yes, sir. I can't make it because I can't look up. Look that way. Yes, sir. Sit back. Yes, sir. What are you doing? Sit back. Hey, what are you doing? Look that way. You're a woman. Sorry. Look that way. I forgot you're a woman. I'm not a man. There's a battery right there. The tall guy. [Applause] [Music] What are you doing? What are you taking me to jail? Please all where you think you nobody smoke it. Please. Why are you taking me to jail? Why are you taking me? Why are you taking me? Why? Where's my car? Where's my car? Where's my purse? Please tell me, Ellie, please tell me where my purse is. My purse cost so much money. Please tell me where it is. Please, I'm packing. Where's my purse? Please, where's my purse? save her property. Please, officer. I respect you so much and I'm begging you to tell me where my person is. Officer, please. Officer, officer, please. Officer, Prince was stolen. I spent $2,000 on it. [Music] Please, please help me. My purse was on an officer. Please help me. Please have the entity repeat. Please help me. My purse is somewhere. Please tell me where it is. Officer, please. I respect you, officer. Please. You do so much for America and you help us and you protect us. Please tell me. Please tell me where my purse is, officer. Please, I'm begging you and my princess to have work tomorrow. Please let me go. I'm so sorry. Of course you're a woman. Of [Music] course he want men to love you so bad. You're so desperate for a man. Yes, you are. You are so [ __ ] desperate. And I respect officers. What's the closest PD around here? What? What? Where's Where's There's not a man in this car. There is not a man in this car. Honestly, there is no man in this passenger seat. I know, but they're not going to let me in there unless I clear up the hospital. It's killing time with getting a BTO. You're so funny. I've got charges, too. A man would have more empathy than you. [Music] Better than you. You're a [ __ ] idiot. Woman, you're disgraced to womanhood. I bet you don't have a [ __ ] husband. No man would ever love you. You don't cook. You don't clean. You are a disgrace to women. You [ __ ] I bet that a woman will claim she got and you wouldn't believe her cuz you're a [ __ ] disgrace to women. You [ __ ] Okay. Yeah. I'm going to need a man would treat me better than you. Yeah, you stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] You disgraced the women. I can't get to your [ __ ] health department enough. I don't have my phone. How am I going to tell my job that I got arrested? Well, you told my job I got arrested. You [ __ ] bad. Oh, you're a little cop, but you have so much authority. Blah blah blah. You [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] You wor able to let me go through here. Three there. And then flashing light. There are a men at your police department who are morally better than you. You stupid [ __ ] useless bambo woman. I hate you. How can you be a woman and treat us like this? How can you do this to us? What did I do to you? Did your husband cheat on you with a [ __ ] like me who's skinny and [ __ ] has a great ass and sucks the dick so [ __ ] good and you're such a stupid useless wife that your husband cheated on you because he [ __ ] hates you. Oh, I'm sorry that you're such a uselessing wife. You uselessing [ __ ] I'm sorry that women like me have tits and ass and [ __ ] that are soing hot that your man me so hard and that I suck his so good that he hates you. That's why you'reing divorced [ __ ] because your maning hates you. Yeah. Record it. A little baby. Hey, Nina. Yes, sir. Read these to you really quick. Uh, you have the right to remain silent. Yes, sir. Anything you say can will be used against court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you before and during any questioning. What is it? You cannot afford to hire a lawyer to represent you before and during any questioning if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Okay, officer. Understand each of these constitutional rights. I Yes, sir. I respectfully have a question for you. Will I go? Will I go to court? Having confirmed your understanding of your constitutional rights. You voluntarily and knowingly wave your constitutional rights and wish to speak to me now. Yes, sir. You do wish to speak to me now? Yes, I will speak to you. Okay. Can I ask you a question, officer, respectfully? Will I go to court with this woman? I believe so. Yes. About what? Whatever she's charging you with. So, I do have one question that because I'm charging her because she's being a [ __ ] Mina. So, and then I was like, you're a bitter [ __ ] that got divorced because you [ __ ] hate men and you're so jealous of me because I'm young and not. And then you're like, oh, I'm a bitter divorced woman. Blah blah blah. like what is what is please educate me because you're much older than me I'm very young and I'm very I'm 20 years old please as an officer and as someone who is intelligent please please enlighten me on what is the case going to be okay Nina so with those rights of mine you said that you wish to speak to me um did you touch this man in any way what man the other driver the officer no the uh other driver this vehicle. No, you did not touch the way. No, I barely remember hitting his ass. So, you don't you don't even remember? So, I hit the car. Yes. And but I didn't personally talk to them. You didn't talk to him at all? No. Then how does he have your phone number and your name and he already stated that you spoke? Well, I'm in handcuffs so I can't talk with my hands, which hurts, man. I'm Italian cuz I talk with my hands. Okay. So, the other person has my [ __ ] like I'm I'm sorry. I have to say once again for my language. They have my name. They have my phone. My phone number. Okay, cool. I will pay for the damage. I'm willing to admit that. I will pay for the damage. I take accountability. I hit the car. What does this have to do? Like, you're acting like I'm not going to admit it. Like you're acting like, "Oh, you did this. You did that. Okay, cool. I did do this and I did do that and I will pay for the damage of the other car." What do you want from me? I'm currently investigating something else right now. What are you investigating, officer? You putting your hands on him. You wish to Do you wish to talk about that at all? No. Oh, yeah. I'll talk about it. Okay. Because that's false. I hit the car. Yes, you hit the car. Yes, I did. And then what happened after that? I got out of the car and I was like, "Hey, I'll give you my phone number. I'll give you this. I'll give you that. By the way, I can barely move because I'm in [ __ ] handcuffs. I apologize for my language once again, officer. I very much respect you and I refuse. Like, I'm sorry to use disrespectful language to you. Hand. Okay. Anyway, I got out of the car. I'm sorry, sir. I hit your car. I'm going to give you I'm going to give you my phone number. I'm going to give you my name. I will pay for the damage. What about when he said that he was going to be calling the police? Okay, call the police. That's not what he told me. He said that you were asking him not to call the police. Okay. Is that true? Yeah, that is true. Because I could have just paid him for the money. Okay. And then he called Where's my car? He pulls he pulls out his phone and then what happens? He called the police. Officer, can you please tell me where's my car? So, you call the police then? Yeah, I get it. I My insurance goes up and I can't [ __ ] afford the insurance. I get it. I'm just going to be homeless forever. Good for you. Your insurance costs more than my [ __ ] paycheck. I respect you very much. You're an officer. You do with tickets and people that drive too fast and drunk drivers and people that do cocaine. I respect you very much. Respectfully, where is my car? They towed it. They towed my car. Where did they tow my car? Okay, so back to the subject that we Okay, can I respectfully ask you, officer, where did they tow my car? I have to go to work tomorrow. Your your dad took your car? Yes, officer. Where did he tell my car? Respectfully, I'm curious. I don't know where your dad took your car because a personal tow truck. Yes, officer. Okay. So, your dad won't be able to tell you where your car is. We're now investigating a battery that happened in a traffic crash. Can you explain to us what happened? Yes, officer. So, what happened during the traffic? There was a car in front of me. I hit the car. I'm not talking about the crash. What? I can't I can't move the hair out of my face because I'm g What do you think I'm going to do? Stab you or something? I'm a [ __ ] 20year-old woman. Hey, listen. Please don't dump me. I just want to get the hair out of my face. The gentleman over here is saying that you that you hit him in the back of the head. What? Are you serious? Is that Is that the Is that the case? You said that? No. The guy that you crashed into is saying that you struck him in the back of the head. Expl. Can you explain that? No, I can't. Did that happen? Why would I do that? Did that happen at all? If he hit me and then made a false claim and might do something like that, but I Did he hit you? No, he was the victim because I hit him. Thank you. Why would I do that? No. Somebody out and cut me. I'm not I'm I'm What are you going to do with me now? I have work tomorrow. Can you please ma'am? Ma'am, can you hear me? Ma'am, ma'am, can you hear me, please? I want to be respectful to you, ma'am. I don't want to say anything bad to you, ma'am. Ma'am, can you hear me? Ma'am. Ma'am, you're going to make me lose my job. Ma'am, please call my job and tell them I can't make it. They are going to make me get fired. [Applause] Where's my father? Where are you going to be? Where's my father? Family. Hey, look that way. I just need you. Do not ma'am me again. I need you to stop my job. I'm going to stop my job. Your father is well aware. I don't care about my father. I have a job. Listen to me. Your dad called them and he left them. My job. You called him. They called Dairy Queen. They told him I went to jail. I doubt it because they're not open at this hour. I already left the message. Whatever. I'm just losing my job and I'll never work again. Yeah, I won't scream again. Lock me up. Send me an air [ __ ] jail. It's going please please [Applause] please help me. Please officer please. Please help. Please help me. Yeah. Please help me. 24 hours. So if I go down the road, please. I have expensive subs in my car. I have expensive subs in my car. I don't want to do it. No. I can't afford it. I have in my car. They're expensive. Please help me. I'm not crazy. Please. I don't need a psych. I'm just very very like I need I can't open the door because I'm in cuffs. Can you understand me? Okay. But hey, I have something in my car. I have speakers. I need my car. I need it safe to have something in the car. There's expensive subs in my car. Please, I have something expensive in my car. Please. You so harmless. There was $1,000 worth of subs in my car and you were such a heartlessing [ __ ] that you're going to take me to the police station and forget about me. I bet you're divorced, aren't you? Men don't love you. You are such aing useless [ __ ] stupid woman. You can't cook. You can't clean. And your [ __ ] is so used up and worthless that you're going to report me. Oh, this young attractive fine woman is a criminal. What did I do? You [ __ ] stupid useless woman. Oh, you're going to get me, aren't you? You're going to take my You're going to give me you and you're going to [ __ ] pardon me forever. All because you're old and ugly and your husband divorced you because you can't give him good [ __ ] babe. Sorry that you're old and used up. Look at you. Can you hurry up whatever you're doing and take me to wherever you want to take me and go my job? Cuz I can't work hard on a new [ __ ] prison. Where's my phone? Can you tell me where my phone is? Are you so buttth hurt that you're not grown enough to tell me where your phone is? Where my phone is? Oh, you're so butt hurt because you're a stupid useless ranthrough idiot. I'm so sad that your [ __ ] is a piece of roast beef. You old ass [ __ ] You're so sad that your ex-husband would me 20 times and come in my [ __ ] Oh, what an olding bastard you are. Whatever. Don't tell me. I'll just go chill. Good thing I don't have to go to work tomorrow. I'd hate it. Is there unlimited water in gym? Cuz as long as there's water, I don't mind. Babe, can I have water? Do you want to like scissor or something? Because like I'm bisexual, so if I hurt your feelings, like I really like like I [ __ ] God damn it. I don't know how to get out of these goddamn cuffs. Ow. Oh, god damn. God damn it. Here you go. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you. God damn it. I need water. I'm helping you people deprive me of water. How can you do that? You're a [ __ ] Republican. Oh, I'm a Democrat after this. How can you do that? You're depriving me of water. You want your prisoners to die. I'm not an immigrant. I'm not illegal here. Why do you want me to die? I want every to die, too. I'm not. [Applause] I need water. I'm so dehydrated. Please give me water. Please. Please just give me water. Please. I can't breathe. I'm so dehydrated. Please give me water. [Music] human. Get out of the car. Get out of the car. Why? I'm just screaming through water. Get the [ __ ] out of the car. Get out of the car. I tell you, get out of the car. Get the [ __ ] out of the car. Get in the car. And I'm going to tell you this one more time. You do that [ __ ] I'll hobble you. You understand me? Oh. Oh, I can't imagine how you act to black people. Sit back. I can't [ __ ] imagine how racist you are. And I'm a Republican. Great. Sit back. And you act like this. You're a white person who's a Republican. And I'm asking for water. I hope you die. Car. I asked for water. Water and you can't even give me water. I can't imagine how you treat black people. That's why you're kind of black person and you knew his neck and you killed a black man. You won't even give me [Music] water. I hope you die. Why do you keep taking the seat belt off? I know. That's the second time you've done it. I feel correctly with you. Stop talking and listen to what I'm about to read. Yes. This is why black and I'm [ __ ] lying through being harsh with me. Now, are you going to listen? Yeah, I'm going to listen. Put the seat belt on me. Okay. I'm now going to request that you submit to I understand my Miranda rightites. Throw the [ __ ] paper on me on me and I will shut up. I have the right to remain silent and everything I do and say will be heard against me. Put the seat belt on me and I will shut up. Put the seat belt on me. Respectfully, officer, I respect you. Put it on me. Shut up. If you respect me, listen to this. I'm going to request you submit. I respect you. You are respectful. This woman is a piece of [ __ ] You are the detective. Then a woman gets raped and he don't believe you. You are the cop said, "Believe the rape victim. You are the good cop. You are the respectful cop. You are the piece of [ __ ] and Iing you around your head. I don't respect you because you've been hard with me when I've done nothing to you and I'm done. St me to the sea. Take me to a station. Throw the paper on me. For the purpose of determining your blood alcohol content for the presence of chemical control substance, will you take the test? Yes or no? No. Okay. If you refuse driving, strap me up and take me to the station. And that is the last words I will say. If you refuse to take the test that I requested of you, your driving privilege will be suspended for a period of 1 year for first refusal or 18 months if your driving privilege has pregnancy is suspended. Why would I take a test? I'm not driving because I'm not driving. One Sonic Society. Great. Are you loaded on [Music] C88? My purse. My purse. My purse. My purse. My purse. My purse. My my my belongings. Please. My purse. I hope I can pee in jail. You [ __ ] loser. You're soing ugly and old and your body is such a cumb dumpster that men don't even want to you. Oh, what a stupid goddamn idiot that you're such a ugly idiot. But you're not even a cop dumpster because men think that you're ugly and you can come. Matter of fact, I'm gay and if you [ __ ] me, I would cry like you were a man that was raping me. Make me come so good. Oh, daddy. Yes. Your partner is so [ __ ] And you're such aing loser. Put me in that jail. Your officers and your little guards in your jail will [ __ ] me. You think that you're so good and you're not. torture me as much as you want and then put me in jail and your guards will give my [ __ ] what I want and then will let me go because I'm hot and you're old and your [ __ ] is used up when you're a woman. If you were a man, I would tell you I'd suck your dick and I would ri you and you'd let me go. visits your used up old stupid ass [ __ ] dumb woman. You're going to torture me when we get to the jail because you're going to be mad at all the facts that I say. And then when you put me in that jail, I'm going to get out so fast because I'm not like you. I'm not all of a used up and stupid and worthless with gray hair and saggy tits. Congratulations being an old used pag. I'm still young and my [ __ ] is still tight and my tits still bounce and are still saggy. Whereas you're an old [ __ ] useless hag. The only thing you have that I don't is [ __ ] water because I begged you goddamn god for water and you never gave it to me. I was brutally and you cops didn't believe me. All of you caused me to die. I was dead. Believe me, you should die. And all of your fellow cops die. I was finally me. I hope you get stabbed in the throat. Help me get shot in the head. And I helped you rap like I did. Who do we praise? Who do we give our worship audience to our friends like that's who I praise you? I am waiting tomorrow. Please help me. Please tell me I'll cooperate with you. Excuse me. Why am I being taken to jail? Good morning, uncle. Oh, because you're jealous. That's what I thought. Well, if you've got somebody celebrating birthday, you don't even have a reason. Your secret would love with you and them. So, at why you old celebrating? Have you ever been driving cuz you're jealous? Shouldn't be on [ __ ] old [ __ ] from Z8 warnings [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm the worst. There are times in life I run right into the things I shouldn't. Bad habits, losing my cool, discouragement, hazards simply because I wasn't paying attention to God and what he wants for me. Thankfully, because of his love, he brings us back even when we know my hazards are you know yours. Let's pay attention, be on our guard, and watch for the things that can trip us up. We'll be thankful we avoided the crash.