back in the water. >> Yeah. >> So, we made contact. We told her not to go back in there. >> All right, 10-4. Can you tell me what it was, please? >> Could be drugs, could be booze. Well, I figured it might be easier if you guys just talked to her and like you know, it's not like she's doing anything wrong, but she was out in the water, she was on the ground. >> Yeah. >> She is right there. Um like I said, she could use some help. >> All right. Yep. Hey, you're all right? >> Yeah. >> You're all right? >> Why? >> Well, you you seem a little intoxicated. >> I'm I'm fine. >> Can you stand up for me? >> Yeah. Why? >> Well, cuz the lifeguards are worried about you. >> Why? >> Huh? >> Why? >> Why? Because you can't even stand up straight. >> Why? You writing me a ticket? >> No, I need your name. I need to write your information down. >> No, you don't. Why are you writing my name down? >> What's that? >> Why are you writing my name down? >> Because whenever I come out to talk to somebody as a police officer, I got to write their information down so I can put it in my police report. >> Why? >> Cuz that's my job. >> Fine. >> Obviously not. I can smell the alcohol coming off of you. Listen, this can go one of two ways. You can cooperate with me and this will be done sooner than later. If you don't want to cooperate, this could be a lot harder on you. >> Well, maybe >> Yeah, that works. >> I'm not I'm fine. >> Well, now that I'm here talking to you, you don't look fine to me. You couldn't even stand up straight. >> I'm fine. I'm 26 years old. I'm allowed to >> Yeah, but being drunk in public, that's not You're not allowed to do that. >> I'm not. >> lifeguards had to call you out of the water multiple times cuz they have to go home, and if you're out there and drown >> here. I just got here a minute ago. I was never I went in the water once. >> Okay. You got your ID? >> Yeah, you must have You must be mistaken. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, I'm a I'm a little drunk, but you must be mistaken about that. >> Where'd you come from? Did you come from the dune deck up here? >> No. >> How'd you get here? >> I Ubered. >> You Ubered here? >> Yeah. >> All right. Listen, I'm just trying to find out, doing my job. Thank you. Are you from Florida or are you from California? >> I'm California. >> Okay, do you live in Florida? >> No. >> No, are you just visiting? Where do you stay at? >> My friend. >> With your friend? >> Why are you here right now? This is so weird. Like >> All right, what's your friend's address? >> I I live in West Palm Beach. >> What All right, she lives in West Palm Beach, but where? >> I don't know. I just I just I literally landed on my flight like yesterday. What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] >> Hey. >> Are you bored? >> What's that? >> Intoxicated person on the beach, That's insane. >> That's what you are. >> Yes, I am. I am intoxicated on the beach. >> All right, so don't say it's insane then. It's why we're here. >> Okay. >> That's what I'm doing. What's a good phone number for you? >> 414 You got that? >> Yep, I got it. Thank you. >> Glad you got it. Sorry I caused an issue. >> You didn't cause an issue. They were just worried about you. >> Who? Who? >> The lifeguards. The lifeguards. >> You? You were worried? >> I'm worried about you, too, cuz you're you're obviously intoxicated. You can't stand up straight, so I got to make sure you're okay. >> You can't stand up. You cannot. But, is that really your issue? I'm 26 years old. >> That's really my issue. >> Is it a Is it illegal to be drunk on the beach? >> It's illegal to be drunk in public, ma'am. In public intoxication. >> You must be bored. >> I didn't I was doing a report. I got called to come out here. >> I just got here like literally 5 minutes ago. I am I must be that [ __ ] Cuz why the [ __ ] are you It's It's a What do you want to do? What do you want to You want to write me a ticket? >> I'm just fine. I don't know what to do now. All we do is run away with drunk people. Hey, you them the phone. >> Here's your ID. Where's your friend at? >> My friend? >> You said you were staying with a friend. >> I Uber here. >> All right, but where's your friend at? >> Why do you care? >> Cuz she's got to either come pick you up or you got to Uber back to her house. We can't leave you here on the beach. >> I'm just laying here. >> I understand that, but we're not leaving you here on the beach. You got to get out of here. >> Thank you. No, don't do that. All right. >> You have a phone on you? >> No, no. No [ __ ] >> What? >> Thanks. >> No [ __ ] I have a phone on me. >> All right. Why are you being disrespectful? >> Why are you being disrespectful? You're >> All right, well, listen. This isn't California, all right? So, here's what we're going to do. You're either going to call a friend or you're going to Uber and get out of here. All right? You're intoxicated on the beach. The lifeguards called us here because they're worried for your safety. >> I've literally just been laying here and not doing anything. >> Okay, you can tell me that all you want. They wouldn't have called me for no reason. >> I haven't done anything. I've literally just been laying here doing nothing. Whoever the [ __ ] is telling you that is a [ __ ] loser because I've been literally just laying here doing nothing and you guys are being you're stupid cop ass doing >> Again. >> Again. >> She's got to call her friend or get an Uber, otherwise we're going to remove her. All right, you going to call your friend or do we have to remove you from the beach? >> Okay, I'll I'll call my friend. >> let's go. Get up. Let's go. >> What the [ __ ] did I do? I'm literally just laying here. >> Abigail, I'm not going to tell you again. Let's go. Otherwise, we're going to have to remove you physically from the beach. >> cuffs, all right? So. >> This goes one way or another. >> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? Your bag is at the top of the stairs. >> Roll up your towel, grab your bag, grab your shoes. >> do? Like literally, what the [ __ ] did >> I Do you want to go in cuffs? Cuz that's where we're going at this point. >> [ __ ] off. I will never do it. >> Past that point. >> Come on. Fine. Do you love your job? >> I love being a cop. Best job in the world. >> All right. Hey, you love your job. Could you not? Could you not like stare at me, maybe? You're a [ __ ] loser. No offense taken, right? You're not offended. Glad you're not. I'm not offended, either. Not offended by [ __ ] weirdos. [ __ ] weird. [ __ ] weird. [ __ ] weird. [ __ ] weird. [ __ ] weird. [ __ ] weird. >> Do you want to put your shoes on? >> Yeah, I would like some I would like some space. possible >> Well, we're out here because of you, so >> Well, I would like some >> You got plenty of space right here, all right? >> Like you do not be all up on me. >> Well, I'm not on you at all. >> weird as [ __ ] >> Okay, cool. >> Please give me some space. Please don't um I have rights. >> Yeah. >> That's right. Yeah, I have rights, right? >> Yeah. >> I have rights, so please get the [ __ ] off me. >> I'm not on you. >> You have no idea who the [ __ ] you're talking to. So, like literally get the [ __ ] off me. Yes, thank you. Yeah, take a step back. Please, please, please do. Yeah. Who the [ __ ] do you think you are? You're literally a [ __ ] loser. God, then >> I don't know what you're talking about. >> rights. That's what it's called, rights. >> Yep. >> Yeah, and I know my rights. And I know that you're a [ __ ] loser. How long did you go to school for to become who you are? Yeah, you're still a [ __ ] loser. No one gives a [ __ ] about you. You're a [ __ ] loser. You're a [ __ ] bum ass [ __ ] Sorry. I'm going to make way more money than you in life. >> Oh, yeah? >> Oh, yeah. No, I'm not only fans [ __ ] I'm just hot. I'm so glad you actually approached me cuz I was just trying to I was just trying to like get through life. You shut up. >> What? >> I hope you're so happy though. I really hope you're so happy with your life. How long How many years did you put in to become a officer? >> Let's focus on you. Figure out how to put your shoes on. >> Sometimes when you're drunk, just words slip out. You're a [ __ ] loser. What? Up again. Oh wait, I have my rights, right? I have I'm free to say whatever the [ __ ] I want. Like you're a [ __ ] loser. That's allowed, right? That's allowed. Yeah, I'm allowed to say that. Yeah, you're a [ __ ] loser. Yeah, that's no no crime against that. >> [laughter] >> And I love that for me. So, um Yeah, came from California where we have >> Where we have? >> a new hub. >> What was What were you in rehab >> wrong. I literally did nothing wrong. All I was do All I was doing was laying on the bed. >> What were you in rehab for? >> Never been in rehab. >> You just said you came from California to be in rehab. >> I never said that. >> Okay. >> I never said that, actually. So. I never said that. When did I say I was going to rehab? Should I be in rehab? Maybe. Am I ashamed of that? No. Because I'm not a loser. Losers are like you. Sorry. You can say whatever You can think whatever you want about me. You can say whatever you want about me. What are you doing? You're just waiting for me to like leave? Good for you, bro. Good for you. I've lived in Florida for years past. I forgot how much people are Are you a Trump fan? You're a Trump fan, aren't >> I'm just a police officer, ma'am. Just here to do my job. >> No, I I have nothing against Trump. Nothing against Trump. Um I don't I don't get I'm from Milwaukee, by the way. Um I'm Midwest, [ __ ] Just like the You guys seem like super like winter people, so I'm a stand-up comedian and a dreamer. >> Oh, nice. >> Yeah, go get your life together. For real, guys. Like And cop worst decision >> Let me ask you, have you ever thought about harming yourself, hurting yourself, or killing yourself? >> No. >> No? Have you ever had had any thoughts of >> no. Not now. >> Not right now? You don't feel that way right now? >> No, not at all. >> Okay. >> Not at all. Not at all. No, I just wanted to enjoy myself. Pass on the beach. I flew into Florida literally yesterday, last night. And I'm going through a lot right now, and who the Oh, yeah, I'm some [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] me for wanting to just get drunk and go get [ __ ] up and get drunk on the beach and fall asleep or whatever the [ __ ] it was. I wanted to go swim. >> All right, let's get your shoes on and get you an Uber. >> Yeah. [ __ ] Get you a Get me an Uber where? I don't know why you're trying to pick me up. >> You said you took an Uber here. >> Yeah, thank you. Thank you, next. Um Can you actually actually can you escort me to where I need to go? >> You want me to take you to where you need to go? >> Yes. Yes, since you want me to leave this beach, yes, I want you to drive me >> If I take you anywhere, it's in handcuffs and to the county jail. So >> What did I do? What did I do? Please tell me where my rights >> Again, I already told you. I don't need to tell you your rights cuz I'm telling you I'm giving you the opportunity to leave here not in handcuffs. So >> What did I do? >> Take that opportunity and get out of here. >> What did I do? No, what did I do? >> You're falling very short. Get your shoes on and get your phone and either call your friend or call an Uber. >> What did I do? >> Again, this is your opportunity to get out of here not in handcuffs. It's called disorderly intoxication. >> It's called your life sucks. That's what it's called. >> Are the lifeguards still here? Huh? Yeah, can you just get the guy with the the main guy who just get his info. Yeah, yeah. >> I already have his info. >> Get the [ __ ] out. It's called your life sucks. >> All right, so now you got to call an Uber. >> No, yeah, it's it's Now you're going to get the [ __ ] out of my face. Your life sucks. That's what it's called. >> All right, you can't leave. You have to call an Uber. I'm not letting you go on foot. >> Bye. Bye. Bye. >> Abigail, I'm not going to ask you again. >> [ __ ] ugly police officers. You can [ __ ] out of my way. >> All right. I'm actually not. Whatever. >> So controlling. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. >> Are you going to call an Uber? >> Yes. Yes. >> Wait over here. >> Then wait over here by our cars and call an Uber. >> I am. >> You walked completely past the police cars. >> I am. Going to You cannot grab me. I'm not. What the [ __ ] are you doing? Stop. >> We're done. Take her to jail. Disorderly intox. Come here. >> Stop. Stop. >> Come on. Stop. >> Stop. >> On your stomach. Get on your stomach. On your stomach. >> What the [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] >> Stop tensing. >> What the [ __ ] did I do? >> I gave you >> I said I was going to order a Uber. >> Yep. >> I said I was going to order a Uber. >> Too late for that. >> What the [ __ ] are you doing? >> On your knees to your chest. >> You're [ __ ] weird. Stop. >> Stand up. Let's go. >> I do? >> Let's go. Disorderly intoxication. >> No, I'm not. I'm not. What the [ __ ] did I do? You guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] Just giving you info. You're [ __ ] >> Face the car. >> [ __ ] off, you [ __ ] Just giving you info. >> You're what? on you? >> Yeah, no [ __ ] >> Do you have anything on you? >> I'm a smart [ __ ] You think you have control? >> All right. >> Yeah. What gives you life? Do you feel life? Do you feel alive? >> Hop in the car. >> Yeah, great. You feel alive? You feel alive, right? Great. Good for you. Thank you. >> What's going on, right? >> What's going on? >> Yeah. >> He's He's going to >> Thanks. >> I'm glad you feel alive. You must have been raped or some [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] loser. Yeah. >> Hanging out with her? >> Yeah. Yeah. You know who the [ __ ] I am. What the ticket? Take me to the jail. Put me in jail. >> We're on a 101. Can you add her name to the notes when you get a chance? >> [ __ ] are you? Keep driving your car. >> I am. >> This is your [ __ ] car. You're a cop? >> Greatest job on the planet. >> Yeah, take me to the police station. Do whatever the [ __ ] you want. But, at the end of the day What's that ticket? Yeah, [ __ ] you. >> This is a great way to welcome you to Florida. >> No, I've been to Florida. >> Well, you've been staying in California too long. >> No, I'm Abigail. You're not probably telling. You know who the [ __ ] you have in your backseat right now? So, I don't give a [ __ ] And whatever the [ __ ] he wants put me in jail. You want I don't care. I don't give a [ __ ] You know I don't care. He's got He's got Do you still have your own little story about me? I'm free. That's great. I love that for you. You don't have a little story. That is so cute for you. Put me in jail. Whatever the [ __ ] you want. >> Ready? >> Yep. >> You want to take her out of here? >> I was going to take her out, put her in. Yeah, cuz I got I got a ton of property. >> I'll help you out with the property real quick. >> Appreciate you. All right, Abigail. Hop on out. >> Don't touch me. >> Okay. Come over here. >> Yeah, thanks. >> Come this way. >> Don't touch me. >> All right. Come on. Let's go. >> I said don't touch me. I said don't touch me. >> That's great. >> Why do you have to touch me? Why? Why? >> Watch your step. >> I'm fine. I said don't touch me. >> What the [ __ ] did I do? >> Face the wall. >> Why? >> Face the wall. >> Why? >> You want to You sure you don't want to take her out of cuffs? >> No, I'm going to leave her in here. Can I leave her in here, cuffs? No, right? Um I'm going to see what happened. If I take you out of these cuffs, are you going to be good? >> [snorts] >> What did I do? Why? >> That's what I'm asking you. Yeah, I'm going to leave her in the car. Come on. Let's go. You're going to sit in the car. You don't want to cooperate, you're going to sit in the car. No, you're not going to cooperate. >> You guys are [ __ ] weird. >> Okay. Hop in. >> I'm [ __ ] sucking dick. Yeah, exactly. No. All right. >> Um you want to take the bag?