Okay. I need glasses to see what's in front of me. Right. But you were driving without your glasses on. I was not actually driving. I I pulled you over. I was driving behind you. You were the one driving. Yeah. I think you were lying right now. I was parked right here. You are misrepresenting reality. All right. You are gaslighting me. Too damn sharp. Okay, we'll just move on to the next exercise. So, for this next exercise, I need you to read what it says on that sign right there. Oh, damn. No. Stop. Stop. Please. Put your hand behind your back. Yes. Oh, please. Guys, Jonathan. Guys, come on. You have to do this. Do you really have to do this, Jonathan? You're the one who made the decision to drive, not Go put the farm car in park for me. How's it going, sir? I'm Officer Martinez with the Sarasota Police Department. The reason I pulled you over is cuz the stop sign over there on Lemon Street when you were on first, you did not stop before really before the stop bar. You stopped all the way past the stop bar into the middle of the intersection and then you made your right hand turn. Okay. Okay. Any reason for that tonight? Signal. Huh? I signaled. Yes. Signal for the right turn. Yes. Yeah. Your signal was on. Yes, this is correct. I'm just saying you didn't make a proper stop. Okay. That's the reason for the stop. All right. Fair enough. Any reason for why you didn't make that uh stop before the stop? Sometimes I don't slide down enough. You know, you don't what? I don't slow down enough. Slow down enough. Well, you weren't going that fast. That was behind you, right? Okay. Yeah. Did you have your license, registration, proof of insurance for me? Yeah, I do. Okay. Go ahead and just grab that for me. Uhhuh. Thank you. License. Perfect. Thank you. Jonathan, is it? Yeah. Yeah, you can go ahead and reach over there and grab it. Yeah. Perfect. [Music] That's current. I mean, it's okay. What's that? I know the insurance is paid for. is. Oh, okay. Is this your vehicle? Yes. Oh, okay. Good. 2008 Scion. That doesn't look like registration. Like old bills in here. No worries. If you could find the registration for me, that'd be great. That's a This is the insurance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't like this much. Yeah. Know that one looks like the one that was probably 3 months prior. Registration. I mean, it should be on the tags, right? Uh, it is, but you're required by law to carry the paper registration in your vehicle. It is in here. It's not in there. It is. Oh, it is. Okay. It is. Yeah. I'll wait. [Music] It's like so many so much paperwork. You want to check that? Do I want to check that? Can you look at it and see if that is the insurance or registration as you say? Can you look at that? Do you know if it is or not? [Music] Yes. No. Yes or no? No, I do not. You don't know? I mean, look, I I keep it here. This what I'm saying. Like, I got a bunch of I got repair tools in here. I got work history in here. Not your registration. Okay. Look, the engine's been worked on for a while. I try to keep the Is the engine on the car? Yeah, of course. I try to keep the work history in here too. Gotcha. You know. Gotcha. What's your name? Your name's Jonathan, right? All current. It's all current. Okay. Where are you coming from? From here. Huh? Yeah. From here. From here. Yes. Yeah. I'm saying cuz you were you were driving on first street and then came back around this way. Like where are you coming from? From here. I was looking for my friend. It's not that far away. It's like, you know, do you know um South Sarasota? I Yes, I'm very familiar with Sarasota. I work here. Yeah. So, you know Jefferson? Yeah, I know where North Jefferson is. All right. It's not that far away, right? I would say it's more than a mile, that's for sure. Uh yeah. Okay. Three cars a mile. I got the registration. I got all the paperwork here if you want to see it. Yeah. I'd like the registration if you have it. Thought I gave you that already. No, no, no. I look I got the insurance Geico and I have your ID, your license. Okay. Okay. That's what I have so far. I'm waiting on registration. Jeez. Registration. Registration. Yeah. It's not like title. Can you look through that? You want me to look through that? Yes, please. Okay. So, let me let me explain why it is I don't go looking through your stuff. For for one, it's yours. For two, it's an officer safety issue for me to be having all that in my hands when I'm asking you to provide me with something you're legally supposed to carry inside your vehicle. Well, I mean, if you don't have it, that's fine. I'll go run it on myself, but you can get cited for not having it. I'm giving you the opportunity to provide it for to me. Okay. I'm going to let you keep looking. I'm going to go back to my car and I'll be right back. Okay. Let me put on my glasses. Okay. Put your glasses on. I'm going to go look. Just stay in the car for me. Okay. Okay. All right. Sure. Appreciate you. Thank you. Interesting. He had this. So, we're dealing with this guy here and the guy literally comes out of the driver's seat car and like, "Hey, man. You could really get yourself jammed up if you were driving that car, so I just suggest you call somebody." Speaking of jammed up, here we go. He is right there. Hey, Jonathan. Jonathan, how'd it go? Right here. I got glasses now. Got glasses. Did we find that registration? That's what I'm looking for. Okay. Gotcha. Hey, listen. We're going to put the we're going to pump the brakes on that. I checked. Your registration is valid. Okay. Yeah. My tags, everything. Yeah. Gotcha. Listen, my next concern I can smell the odor of alcohol coming from inside the vehicle. Have you had anything to drink tonight? I had like two beers. I mean, come on. Two beers? Like seriously. I just let my friend over there. I mean, yeah. Okay. Well, my concern is your ability to drive. Okay. So, I'm going to have you step out of the vehicle. Go ahead and just put that paperwork down for me. Okay. We're going to step out over here. You can put that down on that side. We're going to step out and we're going to walk over here and then we'll talk on the on the sidewalk. That way, we're not in the roadway or anything. All right. Well, all right. All right. After you, sir. Well, I mean, we'll just we'll just walk right over here. Okay. All right. Do you think that the the two beers that you had uh are impacting your ability to to drive? Actually, I think I can drive fine. Okay, perfect. Come on over. Okay. I think it's probably flatter on here instead of the brick. So, why don't you come right over here? I'd like to do some exercises. That way, I can see that you are not impaired and that way you can uh you can show me that you're okay and then that way I can let you cut you loose with the Can I Can I just give you like my legal documentation, my best security, whatever you want, your what? Passport. I mean, what do you want? Well, I'd like you to stand right here for me. Okay. Right over here. I'm going to stand over here. That way. passport, birth certificate. What do you want? What do you guys want? Well, I'd like you to do some of these exercises. That way, you can show me that you're not under the influence and I can let you go and you can go home. All right. Sure. Perfect. Let's start with a We're going to start with an exercise of your eyes. So, I want you to stand right here facing me. We have to exercise this. Yes, I understand. I understand what you're saying. It's okay. But like really that's where we are right now. Like we have to do exercises in public to prove that we're human beings or something. Like I I don't know what all that's about. This is just to show me that you're not impaired and then I can let you go home. Okay. That's all it is. All right. So like I said, I'd like you to stand right over here. But like you need like five squad cars up in here. Well, they're they're concerned with something else. He's here for my safety and and that's pretty much it. These guys are concerned with something else. Huh? These That's what you said. Look, he's leaving. He's going somewhere else. Okay. He's here for my safety. That's it. I'm just saying that's what you said. I know. So, let's let's go ahead and just stand right over here. All right. Face towards me. It really looks like a lot of to do. It's okay. Face towards me. Yes. You could just take your hands out of your pockets. That would be appreciated. I have glasses over here. That's okay. This is actually an exercise. I am actually an elder person and and like my vision is not really good. Like I need glasses to see what's in front of me. Right. But you were driving without your glasses on. I was not actually driving. I I pulled you over. I was driving behind you. You were the one driving. Yeah. I think you were lying right now. I was parked right here. You are a [ __ ] liar. Okay. I have been parked here. This is where I was parked. You are trying to make [ __ ] up. Let's do some exercises. I'm calling you a liar right now. Do you have besides the glasses, do you wear contacts at all? No. No. Okay. Do me a favor. Stand with Do you understand? Do you understand you were lying to me? Are you willing to acknowledge that, Jonathan? No. Seriously, as a human being, you just [ __ ] lied to me. Jonathan, first of all, everything's being audio and video recorded. Yeah, I hope so. I hope so. So, they can understand that you were just [ __ ] lying to me. The next thing is, okay, I pulled you over driving. I'm not going to No, you did not. I was parked here the whole time. I never parked. I never I never pulled out. You are [ __ ] lying. So, are you going to do these exercises or not? Sure. I'll do the exercise. Okay, perfect. Stand right here with your feet. acknowledge. Will will you acknowledge to me that you were just trying to entrap me and lying to me? No, no, there's no entrapping. No, you're not. Do me a favor. Stand right here with your I'm going to give you whatever you say. I will do stand right here with your feet together. I just want to say that you are not a good human being. Got you are not a good human being. Feet together, heels standing right here. Feet together, heels and toes touching. Oh, you are actually you are not a good human being. Just like me. Feet together. Knees and toes touching. Hands at your sides. I can do. Hands at your sides. I'm actually more fit than you. Hands at your sides because you lied. Hands at your sides. You lie. Don't move from that position. Can you see the light in front of your in front of your face? Can you not lie? Okay. Can you see the light in your face? No. I don't think you answered. I said okay. Can you see the light in front? I will sit here. I will do what you say. Okay. Here we go. Can you see the light in front of your face? Yes. What color is the light? Can you not lie? What color is the light? Blue. It's Can Can you not lie? I'm not going to lie to you. Oh, are you sure about that? You just did. I want you to watch that light with your eyes and your eyes only. Don't move your head. Okay. Can you see it? Yes. Okay. You're not watching it like I told you. It's over there. I know. I I need you to watch it with your eyes and your eyes only. Can you not lie to me? Can you continue watching the light? Can you not lie, Jonathan? I don't think so. I see the blue light. All right. Stand with your feet together, heels and toes touching, hands at your sides. Don't move from that position. Keep your head still. You are bothering me. Keep your head still. You are bothering me. And I want you to watch because you you are not an honest person. I want you to watch that. You are not an honest person. Your eyes and your eyes only. Do you understand? Do you understand? Please don't beat me. Okay. I'm going to Okay, fine. My feet are together. Perfect. Now, watch that blue light. Mhm. With your eyes and your eyes only. Yes. Well, you're not looking at it. I am, actually. It's It's over here, and you're looking at me. See, I can see you looking at me. You're not looking at the blue light. You think I can't see two things? You're not doing the exercise. I'm giving you the opportunity to do the exercise. One more. I saw the blue light. One more chance. You want to try again? What is going on here? Okay. Well, I'm conducting a a DUI investigation is what I'm doing. All right. And you are [ __ ] lying to me at the same time. You are misrepresenting reality. All right. You are gaslighting me. Damn sharp. Okay, we'll just move on to the next exercise. So, for this next exercise, I need you to read what it says on that sign right there. Put your hand. Stop. Stop. Please. Put your hand behind your back. No. Please. Please. Please. Stop. Stop. No. No. Come on. Come on. Please. Please. Oh, come on. No. Oh, come on. Please. Oh, no. Stop. Stop. You're under arrest for driving under the influence. I I was not driving. I was parked the whole time. Please. Oh my goodness. Come on, guys. Guys, do you really need to make that many arrests? I need Come on. I'm going to walk over to my vehicle. Oh, stop. Come on. Oh, come on. Oh, you're going to face the vehicle. Don't move from that position. Do you understand? You got him. He's got Yeah. Oh my Please, guys. Jonathan, guys, come on. You have to do this. Do you really have to do this? Jonathan, you're the one who made the decision to drive, not me. I I wasn't cheating. No, I wasn't even driving. I didn't. There we go. Right there. Oh, please. Oh my goodness. You got him. He totally got me. Of course. Of course he does. Do you know what this is? [Music] All right. So, stop flexing. Put your hands. Okay. Okay. All right. But like Oh my god. Turning beating me. No one's eating you. No one's beating you. You're okay. All right. I'm not okay. No. You're You're fussing about assaulting me. No one is assaulting. Yes, you are. You're turning. If you stop turning and just be standing, you're fine. All right. You guys are killing me. No one's killing you. You're like, "Oh." Oh, come on. Seriously, am I am I in danger to the public or something? Yes, you're driving long while you're during the I was not even driving. I wasn't driving. You'll be able to tell the judge you weren't driving. I didn't run a subset. You guys are just like, "All right, go ahead and spread your foot." Right there is good. Don't move. Okay. I'm not good at anyone. All right. Let's go ahead and just put him right inside there. What? I mean, really? Really? Have a seat right there. What if I get What do I get arrested for? You're getting arrested for driving under the influence and possession of a controlled substance. Have a seat. I was driving. Have a seat, please. Okay. Okay. Fine. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. I I don't want to get injured. Okay. Okay. So, get in the vehicle. Yes. Yes, I will. Turn and step up in it. Okay. Okay. You're not sitting in All right. There you go. Yep. Step up. I have not been hurt anymore right now. Someone help you out. Me? you know. Yeah. No, I I'll get there. Still a 103 on slow. All right. I'll give you a little [ __ ] Like when my hands are Okay. 26. Can you mark that one white male 105? Okay. Slide in. Okay. Okay. Slide in. Like seriously. Like seriously, I've never been through anything worse than this in my life. I apologize. If you take a slide, that'll be perfect. Slide over. Yep. Perfect. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Like uh like uh Okay. Watch your foot. Do you have a bag? Yeah. Uh and then do you have uh one and two? I actually don't think Well, [Music] there are handcuffs involved. I mean, okay, you guys, you do your job. I understand. But it' be a lot easier if you understood and then didn't make my job harder. Yeah. I've got a couple of things I need to read to you. So, if you just want to hang tight right there, I'll be with you in just a second. Okay. I should like I was just sitting there. I was just sitting there. I wasn't trying to drive anywhere. My huh? I have one but my DMD. Dude, I think my one is empty as well. I got a bag [Music] to jail and then I'll try and grab a kit You have two twos. Yeah. Yeah. No. Let me see what else I got. What is this one? Nope. That's not that. Perfect. [Music] Wait a second. That's not a d It's not a double, is it? No. Two. It's like a two-parter. No, no, no. It should just be You put just a little bit in there and then it'll do the cracks. That's a little bit [Music] off. All right, let's take a look. See here. [Music] [Music] Time for the magic number. [Music] It's going to be dishonest. You really are. But you guys are really like brutal people. You're really brutal. And I would say anti. All right. Caution. See if we can do that. Oh, they might be. Huh? I I don't know. He was some kids on a rooftop or something and then they took off or I switched to B1 and I'm I can't hear anything that's going on. I'm going to read this guy real quick. [Music] Jonathan, I need you to listen up. Okay. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to an attorney and have him or her present with you before and during questioning if you wish. If you cannot afford to hire an attorney, one will be appointed to represent you at no cost to you before and during questioning if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Do you understand each of these rights I've explained to you? Do you understand that my public my brother older brother is a public defender? Okay. Do you understand each of the rights I have explained to you? Yes or no? Please do not beat me physically. No one's going to beat