I'm I'm I'm a little messed up, but What do you mean you're a little messed up? I'm heavy. I just I was trying to get home. You drank too much? No, I only drank like three or four like Three or four Three or four beers? I'm a lightweight. I'm a lightweight. Yeah, but that's why I was trying to go home so I can go to work tomorrow. Oh, okay. Can you count to 30? Yes, sir. Yes, can you count from 30 to 13 backwards? Uh 30 uh 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 uh 23 22 21 20 19 18 18 18 17 16 16 15 14 Would you Would you object to doing any balance exercises to find out how you're able to drive? Is that all right? Yes, sir. I can do that. Let's do that. Turn that off real quick for you. There you go. Leave the phone on the seat or something. You got anything illegal on you? No, I do not. Uh stay. Good. Stay with him real quick. Come on over here on the sidewalk. I don't want to cars over here. Right here. You can put your hands behind your back. Just relax, man. Okay. Good. All right. Good. Relax. Hey, uh my name is Brandon. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Michael. Michael. You know what everybody forgets? What? Like people be talking about some like Everybody hate the cops. Uh-huh. They're like, "Oh, yeah, the cops [ __ ] that. [ __ ] that." I'm I'm just like in my mind, "So who the hell you going to call whenever you get robbed? You You don't call the Crips? You don't call the Bloods?" Who uh Where do you work? I work I I work at a golf course called Oh, okay. You like it? Uh a little bit a little bit, but I had to wake up every morning like around I got to be there by 6:00, bro. Do Do you like this job? It's okay. Honestly, do you think it it'd be worth it cuz I I just been thinking um Do you think it'd be it'd be worth it if I go to the army? Army's a good thing. I did it. And and what what you what you got out of it? Uh discipline uh hard work, respect. Hell yeah. And did you get any schooling out of it? I I was a training in firearms and shooting. How old were you when you got into it? 19. 19? Yep. All right, sir. Come on over here. I'm going to stand uh I'm going to see where my flashlight is. Stand right there on the white line. Just face me. Uh we're going to a golf course. Golf course? What do you do for them? Uh I I'm a I'm a groundskeeper. Groundskeeper. So you you're on your feet all day long? All day long. I'm a labor worker. Labor. Anything wrong with your eyes? No. No? See that pen? Yes. That's it. Follow it with your eyes. Don't move your head. All right? Okay. Yes. Mhm. All right. No no no no no. Do it again. Do it again. I wasn't moving my head. You followed it. Okay. Um Let's just turn Can you turn your hat backwards or take it off? I'll take it off. All right, sir. Good. Okay, I'll take I just want to take it off, too. Like I I I did not want to be disrespectful. All right. You see this pen still? Yes, sir. Follow it up. Go all the way up with it. Just follow it as far as you can go. Okay. There you go. It hurt my eyes a little bit. I hear you. Yeah. All right, do me a favor. On that line, okay? One foot right in front of the other, heel touching toe. Okay. All right, so I'm going to do that. Heel touching toe. Just like that. Hands out of your pockets. Yeah. So you suggest for me to go to the army, right? Yeah. How old are you in there? 46. Just stop right there. Turn around. Face him. He'll give you the next instructions, okay? Yes, sir. All right. We're going to back up a little bit towards the car. Back here. Okay. All right. You're on the line. I'm on the line. We're going to do everything on the line, okay? All right. What I'd like you to do, we'll start over again, okay? So I'm going to do the push-ups and jumping jacks? No. I had a the the last guy I just dealt with wanted to do a backflip. Really? I'm not I'm not I'm not into that kind of thing. All right. One foot right in front of the other, heel touching toe. Just like that. I just want you to stand like that. Okay, you understand? Yes, sir. Okay. Try to keep your hands to your side. Just stand like that. I'm going to explain something to you, so you need to listen, okay? Yes, sir. From that position, when I ask you to, I want you to walk the line nine steps forward, and I want you to take Each step you take, I want you to touch heel to toe. So it's just like this. One two So it it will just be nine, right? Three. Nine forward. Count out Count out your steps. When you reach nine, just take small steps, turn around on the line, and then walk heel to toe nine steps back. You understand? Yes, sir. to stay to your side. All right, so okay, so All right, go ahead and try it. One Okay, let me let me let me start over. Let me start Ah, [ __ ] that. [ __ ] that. All right, so one two three four five six seven eight nine Turn back. You said go back. So one two three four five six seven eight nine All right, great. All right. On that line, can you stand with your heels and toes touching? Hands to your side, out of your pockets for me, all right? When I ask you to, only when I ask you to, you take a leg of your choice. I don't care which leg you pick. Yes, sir. All I want you to do is raise your foot 6 in off the ground just like that, okay? All right. So while you're Let me explain it before you do it. So while your foot's up, just keep it up. If for some reason you drop your foot, just pick it right back up. Your arms need to stay to your side. So if you if you bring them up like this cuz you lost balance, I just need you to put them back down again. Okay? So okay, so for how long do I have to do it? I'm going to tell you tell you to stop. That was my next thing to tell you. You ready? ready. Go ahead and try it. All right, you can stop. Thank you. All right. Um I don't have the best balance. Yeah, it's okay. Heels and toes touching on the line? Yes, sir. All right, what I'd like you to do next is you're going to tilt your head back, close your eyes. Let me explain it before you do it, all right? Yes, I am. You're going to tilt your head back. You're going to close your eyes. Arms to your side. With your eyes closed, your head's back, I want you to estimate 30 seconds in your mind. Okay. When 30 seconds is up, I just want you to open your eyes, tell me you're done. You understand? Yes, sir. Hey, can you put the timer on your watch? I got something. All right, okay. Ready? Go ahead. All right, there's a second gun. Okay. All right. I'll tell you what. Can you relax and put your hands behind your back? You are under arrest, okay? Yeah, you had way too much to drink. All right, man. Do you live close? Yeah, it's over here on 14 on 14th Avenue, right anybody there can come pick you up? Is this your car? Whose car? This is my car right here, but I I a mom or dad or anybody? Uh yeah, I can call my I can call my dad or my or my stepmom. Are they home? No, they're over there at my auntie's house. How far? They're drinking, too. Yeah, I mean, we can't have them drinking and driving. I I I I can call my Auntie Lala. Who's that? Uh that's one of my aunties. But this is your car? Yeah, this is my car, but she she don't drink like that. I I I just need my phone because I don't have a we'll get it. I'll get your phone. Yeah, we'll get it. There's no problem. It it's in the in the driver's seat. May City. If Tango 7 has traffic, you can go ahead. May City, can you send next rotation for this vehicle? The owner is 10-15. Copy the last of the VIN. 3134 silver Honda Accord. Ay yay yay. All right, I got to get this. Hello, can you call somebody? Got an open container back here. Yeah, I'm sure he threw it back there when you were pulling him over. Yeah. He's hammered. Oh, yeah, totally. He threw the keys back there. even a baby drunk. This is a This isn't a Nissan, right? No, it's a Nissan keys back here. Oh. That's Weed? I don't know. Got a bag. Yes, Mina. I got your mom's cell phone. Which one? Jamie. Jamie's What? I need to get her wallet right here. Yeah, some people just carry their freaking Oh, yeah. I'll do the tow sheet. Are you sure? Yep, I got it. You can take off. Thanks. Yep.