Please don't ruin me, sir. Please don't. Sir, this is going to ruin me. I have nobody here. Please, sir. Don't do this. Like, I will pay for my toe. Please, just I'll Uber. Please, please give me a chance. Like, I have nobody here. I have nothing. I'm going to be stuck. So, you're kind of zigzagging from right to left in the lane almost uh cross the center line, the dotted line. Okay. And then uh when you made a you made a right turn at the light, you made a really wide right turn. Yeah. Yeah. You've told me that five times now. Okay. Um Caitlyn, um have you had anything to drink tonight? attack 19 Bravo Charlie 19. You had how many drinks? Okay. All right. Um like what kind of drinks? Like uh beer, a vodka soda, and a shot of what? The drone. Okay. Um, do me a favor. Um, once you step out of the vehicle, step out of the vehicle, please. Kaitlyn, I need you to step out of the vehicle. Caitlyn, I need you to step No. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. We're we're we're we're not discussing home. I I understand that you're you're around the corner from your [Music] house, but I need you to step out of the car. Alpha 125, I'm asking if Alpha 226 is available. You have her 51. We'll probably need her for a female check. The reason I I'm asking you to step I I'm asking you to step out of the car because I believe that you're impaired. Okay. So, I need you to step out of the car. I'm asking very nicely. Thank you. Yes, I'm home. I'm like I had a life. Um I'm going to check your eyes. Okay. Are you going to allow me to do that? Okay. Okay. All right. So, we just going back at at this at this point. Uh, just I have a home, ma'am. At this point, I do not feel that you're I live here. I understand that. Yes. You told me now that you live here. Okay. [Music] All right. Is that all right? I Hey, I I'm I'm going to conduct a DUI investigation right now. Okay. Are you willing to perform standardized field sobriety exercises? You you don't want to do anything. I literally want to pull away. I I understand that you're almost home. Okay. I'm cold and I am. I would love to just literally pull in my I am off the ground. We're we're we're beyond that point right now. Okay. I understand that. We're beyond that point. What can I do? Do you do you want to perform standardized field sobriety exercises? I kind of don't I don't know what to do. Okay. It's a yes or no. I don't know what to do. Do you want me to guide you through it? No. I don't know what's safe enough. I can I I am okay. I literally live here. I'm not a [ __ ] right now. Like I am okay. I Would you like me to check your eyes? I I don't I know the eye test. I have second friends that are covered. Okay. How Let me ask you this. Have you done this before? Done what? Field sobriety exercise. Um like 20 years ago. 20 years ago. Okay. I I'm hugged, but I I literally can deliver this apartment complex. Ma'am, I already know that. You do not have to tell me that anymore. Okay. I don't think Okay. Do you want to perform? What you need me to do? Standardized field sobriety exercises. Do you want me to guide you through that? I don't want to do any of this. You do not want to do any of this. May I check your eyes? Yes. I can check your eyes. Oh, whatever you want. Yes. Okay. I don't want to do. Okay. So, I'm going to give you some instructions. Okay. Yes. All right. What you're going to do is get you put your feet together like this. Like so. Arms down at your side. Bring you down at your side. Alpha 112 fly. FSD started. Is this is this going to be a DUI then? I I explained to you that I am No, I know, but is this going to be Is this I explained I explained to you that I'm doing a DUI investigation. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Feet together, arms down at your side. Okay. What's your gun? Now I'm I drive a hybrid. Okay. Okay. I'm going to give you some instructions. Okay. Well, I already started to give you instructions. Okay. So, let let me go ahead and explain them to you. Okay. Okay. I didn't know what your feet your feet together, your arms down at your side. Okay. Yes. All right. What you're going to do is you're going to follow the tip of my pen. Do you see the tip of my pen? Okay. You're going to follow the tip of my pen with your eyes and eyes only without moving your head. Yeah. Do you understand? Okay. Heat. Heat. Heat up here. I have no plan here. I I Do you want to continue with the field sobriety exercises? I live right here. I I understand I understand you I don't have anybody Kaitlin no Kaitlin you you you've explained yourself many times now I understand okay okay I don't have anybody to call I have nobody to call now I live here please just let me talk to go home it's Easter I worked all night just so what I'm going to have you do Please just have a heart. Well, I'm going to have you see the straight line here. Yes. Okay. Do you want to do you want to perform the field exercise? Do you want to do you want to perform the field sobriety exercises? I already just You already started them, so I know what this is. Okay. You already started. Do you Do you want to walk the line? I will I will walk the line. You okay? I remember before we do that. Um, are you comfortable in those shoes? No. Okay. Would you like to take your shoes off? I live. Would you like to take your shoes off? You're comfortable in those shoes? I'm already I'm already going in, right? Like, talk to me real. I'm already going in, right, man? There there's processes I have in this. I'm going through those processes. I understand the processes. Okay. than her. I understand that. Okay. Are you comfortable? Are you comfortable in those shoes? You You have the option to take your shoes off if you would like to. Dude, I I live here. I have no family here. Okay. Do you want to begin the exercise? You want me to explain that next exercise? Are you Are you injured in any way? Do you have any leg problems? You can stand on your feet fine and take steps forward, backwards, fine. Is there is there anybody? I don't have anybody here. I'm going to be sitting in a room by myself. I don't have Kayla here. Okay. Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn, I'm going to I'm going to give you some instructions on the next exercise. I hear you. I'm not I'm not Okay. Well, you keep interrupting me. Okay. I know what you're saying. Okay. I know. So, what I'm going to have you do is you see this line here. All right. What you're going to do is you're going to put your left foot on the line. Okay. Put your right foot in front of you, heel to toe. Yep. And then do I didn't tell you to begin. Okay. Does it matter? Does it matter? I feel like you guys are already I'm going to give you some exercise instructions, right? But I feel like you guys are already at your point where you're at your point where this is this is the thing. So, all right. Here. Here it is. Why are we doing the test? Okay, Kaitton, I'm going to give you some instructions. Okay. Whether you perform the exercise or not, I'm still going to give you instructions. Okay. Well, so if I if I choose to do the instructions or not, I'm going to give you instructions. I'm still going to pull away. I'm going to give you instructions. All right. And you're going to you're going to follow the instruction. All right. And I'm talking to you. So if I do all this stuff and you like you're already at that point. Okay. Caitlyn, put your left foot on the line. Put your right foot. But you're already at that point. Put your left foot I'm already going to be detained, right? Like I'm already going to be You're already You want to go to the next exercise? No. I want it. I want to literally pull this as well. Okay, Caitlyn, put your left foot on the line. Put your right foot in front of you, heel to toe, just like this. Put your arms down at your side. Okay, you're going to hold that position as I give you the instructions. Okay, you understand? Heel to toe. Heel toe. Heel to toe. You're going to hold it. Ma'am, I didn't tell you to begin. I'm going over. It's already over. It's already over. Do you want to continue? I didn't want to start it. I didn't want to start it. Okay. So, do you I literally live here. You want to continue? I do. You want to continue in the exercise? You don't. Okay. All right. Well, I'm here. I'm not I'm not Listen, can you do me one favor? Stop. Don't. Oh, I'm not I'm not Stop moving your arm. Can I just pee really quick, you guys? Can I just pee really quick? I can pee on my tree. This is [Music] No, ma'am. Dude, I cannot sit. We were about to have her out of the car. Yeah. That's why I was like, as soon as as soon as she started out of the car, I was like, "Yep, this is going to go that way. It's going to go that way." I'm not arguing anybody. Ma'am, can I use a Can I Ma'am, I have a female deputy over here that's going to assist. Perfect. [Music] [Laughter] Hey, nice. That dude's got to be one of the funniest guys on the squad. Not even joking, too, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's like, he's letting go. Not even trying. He's so funny. Yeah, that works. Either that or the car for real facilities is an additional charge. Let me know down. Introduction to contraband to an facility is an additional charge. Nothing. All right. Face the car. Face the car for me. Yes, ma'am. I have to be I don't want you to pee your pants out. The jail's right around the corner. So, you're wearing like a whole one piece thing. I'm wearing a dress and shorts. What's up on your This is like a It's a tank top. It's a tank top. It's not compression. It's a Is there uh anything in your car that would be considered illegal? Absolutely not. Okay. Just ask. I am not. I really have se ma'am. Can I pee? Can I pee or whatever? I literally don't probably the other. Can we go just right over there? Something please uh Oh, come on. I can p you walk way over there. I'll let you go if you go right there. Do you mind way over there? Oh, [Music] bro. Come on. Over here to the left. Oh, bro. I don't want to. Where you going? Come here. Where you going? It's right there. We can walk over, dude. Look at it. I'm trying to go in the door. Oh, this is so [Music] gross, man. So, yeah, I have a whole compression Tank top springs out of this dress. I can't take your cuffs off. You can do it. I ma'am, I have You got to pull them down, not up. Well, I got to pull my skirt up, too. Oh, the seat is down there. This is Thank you. Mhm. Oh my god. I can't I can't I can't get my I got a tank top on. I can't I can't do it. I I can't like I'm so sorry. Ma'am, turn. Dude, I This is horrifying. Put your dress down. Put your dress down. I have a dress. I have a tank top. Okay, turn around. Put your dress down and turn around. Turn around. Put your dress down. Yeah, ma'am. I have shorts on. I understand. I'm going to take off one of your cuffs. Thank you. I'm not Don't try anything crazy. Just stand still for a second. Never. Just stand still. Man, I would never. Oh my god. I got to hover. They I live here. Like, can I just I literally live here. Pulled into my apartment complex. Can I just be done? Yeah. Just go to the bathroom. Is this going to be a thing? Like, this is This isn't my decision. I'm just here to watch. No, but I live here. I am I am but I dude I live right here. I have to wait tomorrow. Like can I just be done? I don't even know what I did. No, I don't either. I don't either. But I live right here. And it's just a thing of either hand. Well, ma'am, I live right here tonight. I I know. I know. I have a dress on. Mhm. Wait, is there a toilet? Is there a flusher? Nope. Come on. [ __ ] Bam. Stop. I love you. Put your hands like you're praying. No, that's backwards. Hey, don't move. Don't move. They're going to tight back down if you keep moving. This is horrific. I literally live here. Told you none of this is my decision. I know. I know. I'm just here to go to the bathroom. I am literally here. I hear you. Is my spare time? Yes. Like if there's anything unfold like I just want to go home. If there's anything like like I said, none of this is my decision. Oh, I didn't do anything on the road. Going over here where the doors are. Real quick, stand here. Ma'am, do you know how much money you had in your wallet? Yes. How much? I had over $1,000 in one pocket. Hey, real quick. Real quick, I have her stand here. Ma'am, do you know how much money you had in your wallet? Yes. How much? I had over $1,000 in one pocket. Over a,000? No. Um, in the other pocket of my purse. Okay. So, there's more money in that purse. Yeah. Can you go see if you can find that? No. Can I have $1,000 in the zipper pocket of my purse? Okay. How much was in this wallet? Work $20 and something. Okay. Cuz there was 181 in this one. All right. Does that sound about right? Okay. I'm going to count I'm just going to count it in front of you. Okay. 50 50 ma'am. Ma'am. Yeah. 50 100. Hold on. Listen. 100 20 40 60 160 170 175 That's what I mean. 76 77 78 79 80 Okay, I'm count I have to count it in front of you because I has to be verified. Listen to stop talking. Listen, please. No, I'm So that's going in here. In that wallet in that thing, I have test kits. Can you grab one? All right. I am That's $1,000 right there because I am trying to move my This is a th000. All right. So, that's 100. You guys, I live right now. 200. Listen, stop talking. I'm not an [ __ ] I didn't claim you. Yeah, I know. 100 20 40 That's 90. All right. So, 100 200 300 400. Yeah. And then that one is 1,000 cuz I'm trying to move out of my apartment. If you click over to that side. Okay. That's $1,000. All right. I'm with you. I literally remember like two days. This is a th00and 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1000. Okay. jump cuz I'm trying to escape to move out of this apartment. I was literally right there. Don't put that with the other one. It's all going with you. No, I want go there. You guys, I literally live here. No, she's getting a test. Please leave me alone. All right. So, all that money is going in that blue. 1,000 and so it's 1,400 in here and then that was 181. And it was counted in front of her and verified. Please help me. I have been stuck inside of this apartment. I literally live here. Brown, will you do that real quick? We like playing that. I I'm not I'm not Okay. What do you do with the restaurant? I am a mixologist. You're a what? Mixologist. Like a bartender? Yeah. I I mixologist. Okay. I literally live right here. Please up to your home. I didn't think I am desperately trying to save. He's trying to break a piece off. I'm not Come back here. You're going to have to cuz you're under arrest. Okay. Come on. Take a step. Come on. You guys really have a seat. Have a seat, you guys. I live right here. Have a seat. Have a seat, please. Caitlyn, have a seat. Do I seem like a I'm asking you very nicely to have a seat. You are either have a seat or we're going to assist you into the car. Have a seat. Have a seat. I I hear you. All right. So, that's the last time we're going to ask. Go ahead and have a seat. I know. Um All right. Come on. Have a seat. Yeah. We go that side. Yeah. masking very nicely. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out what this pill is. Hold on. Flip it over. What are the markings? Oh, no markings. That's what I'm I'm thinking. Something along those lines. [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Sir, sir, sir. Yeah. Hey, listen. I have no family here, okay? I don't have anybody to call. I don't Okay. I live here. I'm literally pulling in. So later on when you sober up, you might I'm fine. I No, I'm clear right now. You might be able to figure out who you can call. Okay. I don't I know. Sir, please shut the door. Please, please. Let me shut the door. Hey. Hey, honey. Hey. [Music] Hey [Music] sir, [Music] sir. Hey. Hey. Hi. What are you banging for? Hey. Can I like I'm going to sit here. Can I either get out or put my hands in front of myself? I'm not Yeah, neither one of those are options. So, what's up? Why are you Dude, I'm not being an [ __ ] Like, I'm I'm not rude. I'm not being an [ __ ] Can I at least like smoke a cigarette? No, ma'am. Or put my hands in front of my face? No, ma'am. Please. So, so you guys are back. You guys are laughing and doing stuff with my purse. Okay. Can I Can I please can you give me some grace? No, ma'am. You're under arrest for DOI. That's fine. Can you give me some, Grace? What is this? It's an Altoid. An Altoid. Altoid. They're They're in my purse. in my little makeup bag. All right. Thanks, [Music] [Music] Hey. Hey, bud. Hey, buddy. Bud. Buddy. [Music] Bud. Bud. buddy. Mud buddy [Music] mud money mud. [Music] Hey. Hey. Sir. Sir. You have my purse. You have all of my stuff. I'm sorry. What? You have my purse. You have all my stuff. I'm not I have your purse. I have your keys. Yes, I have your phone. Listen, I am not a a flight risk. Can Is there any way I can smoke a cigarette? Not right now, man. We're leaving. I know, but on our way, we're not going to be able to smoke a cigarette where I'm going either, right? I am not a an animal. like I'm not going to flip out, but I would really appreciate being able to smoke a cigarette and maybe I'm I live in Florida by myself. My family's in New York. I don't have anybody who can bail me out here and I'm right close to home. Like it's a [ __ ] Is there any way I I will I'm not going to be a runner. I'm in a dress. like [Music] um I'm terrified. If I could smoke cigarette, if I could try to call my mom and give her a heads up, that would be great. She's going to be horrified. But I don't have anybody in Florida that can help me. I moved here by myself and it's Easter. I don't have anything to hide. I don't have drugs. I'm not a drug addict. I'm not creepy. But I I don't even want to call my mom cuz she's going to be horrified. It's It's 1:30 in the morning. Well, I don't How am I going to go to jail, sir? I don't have anybody in Florida that I can that I have. I don't even know how to do this. [Music] I have nobody. And I live to a block. I live literally down the street. I don't have anybody to be help me out. I don't I have to call my parents. I'm not druggy. I'm not I don't do drugs. I'm not an [ __ ] [Music] If there's any way I could smoke a cigarette and try to call my family, we're about to leave. We're not smoking a cigarette. Okay. Can Can I call my mother? Retain that information. We're not smoking a cigarette. Where is all my How was she drinking? Is my purse still in the back of your car? Your purse. I have your keys. I have your cash. Yeah, dude. I know this is a nightmare. I'm not an [ __ ] I'm I'm well aware of what's going on. Well, I'm not a drunken. That's why I have to say that we have your stuff. This is horrifying. I'm not like a drunken shenanigans. This is horrifying. So, what happens? I don't have anybody here. So, how do I get out of jail tomorrow? You have work friends? Nothing. You have no work friends? I have work associates. Nobody who's willing to [ __ ] I'm new here. I won't figure it out. Like I don't have any phone numbers. I don't know what anybody figure it out. No, I won't. Like this is just going to take some time. Just sober up. You'll figure it out. I'm I'm so honey. I'm fine. I'm not drunk. I'm not I'm not [ __ ] up. I'm not I don't even know why they pulled me over. This is like I have nobody here. I have nobody to bail me out. I have nobody to help me tow out. I have no money. I'm trying to move. I This is a lot. This is a lot. I am literally [ __ ] I'm I'm not sorry for cruising, but this is a lot. Like, I had a long night at work. We hung out after work. I literally pulled into my apartment complex and got pulled over. I don't I really feel like this [Music] is a little crazy. I don't want to do everybody says don't blow like so I didn't blow. Maybe I should have. I don't know. But I'm fine. And um this just sucks. I don't have anybody to call. I don't even know anybody's phone number. I am like a year and a half new here. So I don't have anybody. My parents. I can't call my parents. They're old. They'll be lost if they call like I don't even know what I got pulled over for cuz I got pulled over in my my establishment. I just I don't know what to do. What do you know what I should do? I literally have to work tomorrow. Like I don't know what to do. I feel like this is all along. Do you have any suggestions on what I should do? And like I don't even know why I'm here. It was literally home, sir. Do you have any suggestion coming down the hill? I'm sorry. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this? Like I want to do more how to navigate this cuz I literally have to work tomorrow and I can't pay for a job. Listen to me very closely. Okay. All right. Yes. You have to remain in custody. You have to remain in custody at least 8 hours from the time of your arrest. Okay. Okay. Right. So cute. But where is my car? Like how do I get my car? How I have nobody here? Your car is at is going through the toward. Okay. So, what else do I do? I have nobody that can help me. I am alone in Florida. So, I don't have family here. You might need to call someone who is who can call a volunteer. Well, they took $1,400 out of my purse, right? So, I have your I have your money. Okay, good. Can you Can you That's I'm saving that all cuz I'm trying to move out of my apartment and do a security deposit out of your place. It's like this is the worst thing ever. This is the [Music] worst. I've been saving all that money to try to do first ones, last months to move to or that's all going to be taken, isn't it? Is it going to be taken? This is the worst. [Music] I don't know what to do. How do I get out of jail? Like, how do I get out of here? I don't have anybody's numbers. I don't know. Like, how do I I was literally almost home. Come on. I was home. So, okay. So, please. So, what else do I do? Like, I'll get my money back, but on a card, right? I don't How do I get my money back? That was everything I was saving for a deposit for a new apartment. If I'm going to have to spend so much more money [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] So, what do I do? Sir, please help me. Please help me. Please. But I'm not being I'm not being rude or anything. So, what do I do now? Please tell me what to do now cuz I have nobody here and I got to go to jail. Please tell me what to do. What do I do here? This is going to bury me. is going to bury me. And I was home. I was I was pulled into my [ __ ] apartment building. This is This [Music] is This is What do I do? Please give me some a heads up. Please tell me what to do. Please tell me what to do. Who do I call? What do I do? How do I get out of here? I have nobody. My family's in New York. How long am I going to be here for a weekend? Oh my god. Are you watching me on that? Yeah. I don't feel like I did anything. I literally pulled into my house and I had my like GPS on like I I had my navigation on that drives me myself. I don't know why I got pulled over. Please, please. I don't think I did anything off the road. Like, I'm not [ __ ] up. Are you watching it again? [ __ ] I'm going to jail. I'm going to jail. Was it bad? Did you watch it? Was it Was I off the rails? You failed to be seen in the lane, dude. I had my my GPS thing on like really really really I really did. Was it Was it good enough to to do this? It was good enough to do this. This is going to ruin my life. Sh. Please don't. This is going to ruin my life. This is going to ruin me, sir. Please don't. Please don't ruin me. [Music] This is going to ruin me. Please don't. Please don't ruin me. Sir, please don't. Sir, this is going to ruin me. I have nobody here. Please, sir. Don't do this. Like, I won't pay for my toe. Please, just I'll Uber. Please. Please give me a chance. Like, I have nobody here. I am nothing. I'm going to be stuck. Please don't do this. Please. I couldn't do [Music] enough. I know you've seen worse. I'm not mad. Please. Please. Please, please, please, please, [Music] please. I'll pay for my toe. You can keep all my money. Please. Please. I have nobody here. Please. [Music] Hey, I got to ask you a bunch of questions. Yes. Okay. Oh. Um, are you intoxicated? Do you feel like No. No. Okay. Um, I got pulled over at my apartment. Any chance that you could be pregnant? No. No. Anything on you that you shouldn't have? I do. Absolutely not. Nothing like that. Absolutely not. Okay. Oh, do you feel like harming yourself? No. Okay, honey. I am 100% fine. Will you if So, I am sorry you Wait, listen to what I'm telling you. Will, this has nothing to do with your charge, but will you blow in our little handheld so we can see if you're okay to come in, please? It has nothing to do with your charge. It's not used against you. Any any cop friends I have say for I understand, but this isn't for the DUI. This is just for the jail purposes for our jail to see if we I am 100% fine. I got out of work and I pulled into my apartment and I got pulled over. I I get it, but has nothing to do with that. It's just so we don't have to send you to the hospital. Is that going to count on anything? No, nothing. It's literally for us. Is that going to help me get out of here at all? Well, the sooner you get in, the sooner you get Yeah. So, me blowing in anything, is it going to help me? If I blow in that and it shows I'm going to go If it shows anything under a.3, then yeah, we can get our our process going. Let's go. I want that. I'll still be in because I'm blowing. You still know. But you'll still be what? I'll still be in and blowing. No, you do it right here. Yeah, honey. I know. If I If I blow, no matter what. No, you're wrong. This is nothing. If I blow under a 03, you're going to walk me out of here tonight. Nope. You're not. You have to stay here for 8 hours. So that no microphone. It's not a yes or no. It's a It's a blow. If I blow You just said no. Double zero. If I blow double zero, I'm staying here for 8 hours. If I blow anything, I'm staying here for 8 hours. But it depends on if you can come in or not. That's what I'm trying to get out. I don't want to come in at all. So why wouldn't you blow? Because if I blow a couple zero, if I blow a [ __ ] 004, I'm still in here for four 8 hours. So what's the benefit for me? Nothing. That you don't have to go to the hospital. I don't need to go to the hospital. We're sending you for what? Because you won't blow for us. It has nothing to do with the hospital. Come here. Come here. What did I just sign? What did I just sign? What did I just sign? By the way, sir, can you What did I just sign? You signed a patient refusal of medical exam and treatment. Okay. Does that [ __ ] me, sir? Does that [ __ ] me? If I was your daughter, was did that [ __ ] me or did that like like? Nothing like like whatever you say is fine. Did I like does that help me or hurt me? It just says that you refuse to be seen by a doctor. Doesn't help. I don't need to be seen by a doctor. But did I did I just like hurt myself? Did I just hurt myself? No. All right. Like a what? What happens for me? Do you know what happens for me? Is there any chance I can smoke a cigarette before I go in there? Or is that a hard? Can you please let me smoke a bug? Is there any chance I can smoke a cigarette? Please, sir. I I'm not a flight risk. I'm not I'm wearing a dress. Is there any chance you'll let me smoke a cigarette before I go in? Please.