this is what happens when you threaten a
cop once I punch you in the balls I can
grab your gun I
want how you doing sir good are you he
said he hit stuff slammed his head into
the wall and then into my door so get
hit a person threaten to you threaten to
yes I never did though okay do you guys
have a chair we can grab real quick
we're going to stand you up real quick
okay boss man all right we're going to
stand you up
dude I'm not standing up I tell you that
well I'm going to have you stand up and
we're going to grab a seat in a chair
yeah just
okay other hand no well let's get you in
a chair at least I'm not going to leave
you sitting on the floor yeah that works
all right B man we're going to see in
the chair all right first off stand up
come on dude I'm going to help you out
I'm I'm trying you're good are you a
friend of his are you with him yeah it's
your what that's my brother okay all
right dude look at me hey I need you to
look at me yeah I can't okay will you at
least talk to me I can do that okay do
you have an ID or anything like that on
your boss man yeah can I see that real
quick that's the sheriff who's talking
to you it's
not I don't care if
you Sheriff [ __ ] that sheriff I'm not
helping you get out you don't need to
all right man step back for a I'm going
get some I'm going to talk to you here
in a sec so make sure what happen it was
a little bit of a disturbance we wanted
to remove them from the situation it was
with another guest really wasn't an
issue until we came upstairs uh the
other gentleman paid his tab um at that
point downstairs in the showroom he was
like staring pretty hard um when we came
up here he just started yelling started
yelling he wanted to take a moment at
the bar he took his moment he was just
staring intently on my other manager I
removed him from the situation and then
at that point he just kind of got our R
sleep his head up against the wall there
any damage to the wall was it in
Dent oh yeah and then slimed his head
against glass there's no damage there
but then he started
flailing so there was no direct like he
like walked up to I'm seing trying to
but and then I was able to restrain him
and subdue him on the ground with a full
nelson then once you guys arrived I let
him go I was never in a full nelson
though all
restrain both his arms never for sake of
conversation he said that it's neither
here nor there we're trying to get to
the bottom of what's going on okay okay
but uh Nelson never happened so
obviously you're believing it didn't
happen well you weren't talking to me
before so I need to figure something out
right and this [ __ ] is a [ __ ]
liar he never had me in a full nelson do
you go by Christian Chris it doesn't
fuing matter okay it matter matter this
here's the thing this [ __ ] never
had me at a full nail stop stop we're
talking you're an adult I'm an adult and
this mother is a li I'm not worried
about him I'm trying to talk to you he's
aing liar stop you weren't talking to me
in the first place so now you're talking
to me so are you going to talk to me
about what
happened off listen
a liar talk to him outside okay sorry
sorry sorry okay then tell me you're po
because you can't just say that
someone's a liar and not tell me
anything more to the situation well to
be honest I am drunk okay there's
nothing wrong with that all I know is
nobody ever put me in any kind of uh
okay then nobody put you in a full NS
and I'll agree with you on that I'll
take your word for it okay when I came
up here you were on the ground being
held by him so something led up to that
point I'm trying to figure out what led
up to that point I have his side and now
I'm trying to get yours but you weren't
talking to me in the first place so I
went to somebody talk to me I don't know
well something happened well obviously
yes but I have no idea what I have no
idea what the happened all I know is
this [ __ ] needs toing get a
bullet through his head too no we're not
why can we act like adults here for this
situation so we can get to the bottom of
this and figure out what we need to do
to get you on your way and go to where
we need to go welcome to 2023 no but
nothing is an adult anymore no no no no
you can't call me an adult that that
that's assuming my uh
age what that doesn't even make sense
well 2023 neither does it assuming a
gender I'd never assumed your gender we
we never even spoke about gender well
it's the same concept it's not yeah it
is I I identify as an innocent 23y old
okay and you can't do anything against
it and then you're trans that makes no
sense whatsoever that that's the way the
world's working now it maybe in your
head for right now in this given
situation but that's not how the world
that's the way the world's working right
now if he wanted to identify as a woman
I I I couldn't say [ __ ] what does that
have to do with anything that we're
trying to get to I'm trying to figure
out what's going on with you you're
bouncing your head off the walls and I
will still do that all I have to do is
punching the balls and that's not going
to happen so how do I have to make that
happen cuz I'm pretty sure I can no you
can't I'm pretty sure I can no you can I
promise you though and then you would
catch a felony and then you go to prison
so that's that's a lose lose no I'm I'm
I'm pretty sure I can cause that cuz
once I punch you in the balls I can grab
your gun no you won't do you really want
to try it well I'm going to advise you
not to even think about trying it but do
you want to no I really don't cuz
honestly in your eyes it just looks like
you want that challenge I'm trying to
talk to you as an adult but we're not
getting that you want that challenge how
about we do this I'm going to stand you
up and we're going to go grab a seat of
my car sound good I I I feel more like
just hitting you in the chin I mean it's
your right to try it if you would like
but I would not advise it that so let me
ask you this are you threatening
physical harm upon me yes you want to
cause harm to me yes I do why
something's going to happen cuz I'm not
moving from here you are going to move
from there I promise you that then
you're going to get a a fist to your
chin no I'm not so this is what we're
going to do Kristen is is Christian
right Christian yeah okay Christian
stand up for me no well you're still
going to stand up nonetheless don't
touch me I'm giving you the opportunity
to stand up okay we're done we're done
give me your hands
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stop come here
I'm I'm dead weight oh that's fine I can
handle dead
weight
Go Christian right now you're going to
be
detected all right Christian are you
going to walk at all
Christian are you going to walk at all
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are you going to
respond uh if you can hold the chair so
it doesn't slide out for
me what did he say he said that before
all this started he accidentally or
maybe not so accidentally touched an
older woman's leg that was sitting next
to him and that started off everything
yeah that's something I have no memory
of
it's obviously the cause of all this
yeah something I know nothing about is
definitely a charge I'm assuming you
guys want to trespass as well yeah by
this point yeah I have my knee right
here next to your balls what is up with
you in balls do you want me to hit you
in them no you already have enough
charges now because you threaten
physical violence against the law
enforcement officer which is charge
himself right
well that's not
happen something's going to happen no
it's not cuz you're going to make your
problems worse I don't give a
[ __ ]
ground let go to the chair
Chris I want your [ __ ] gun you're not
getting my gun but I'm going to lean you
on your side so you don't suffocate I
want your [ __ ] gun right now I I want
theing gun I'm don't don't give a about
the cup this is legs here you hold his
chest hold his
chest get your head off my
shoulder oh you already pooped yourself
so no I didn't okay I can feel my pants
I did not poop myself I was punched oh
you were punched he uppercut oh he
uppercut you if you don't mind hanging
out I'm going to need a statement from
you that he hit you he's going to be
going to jail tonight but he headbutted
the wall a few times I don't believe he
ever lost Consciousness but he was
unresponsive for a second once I put him
in cuffs I pretty much just want a
safety check for
him touch me he's going to fight so
that's the other problem that we have if
we can get him to the car then we can
assess him there cuz I can at least can
restrain him a little bit better all
right I'm the paramedic I I I don't give
a [ __ ] I'm just here to help you my man
all right we're going to help you out 1
two I told you I'm not helping that's
fine
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everybody ready one two and three
straight up top oh
yeah I'm not going toing pay get the fck
off my foot so we're going to have to
somehow get him Seated on the passenger
side oh he's going to fight as s let me
take straps off I got grab that
foot y get that foot I got it
move put his feet down hold on I'm going
to go to the other side pull
through just keep pushing oh that's what
she said they're going to give a j out
of here here nice and easy nice and easy
go ahead
go hold on I'm pulling his feet
it
dude God bless it dude stop for sake
stop shut the up God bless dude you're
making this 10 times harder exactly no
he's going to wedge his head sge he's
going to wedge his
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head there I got one door do that I'm
done with it I'm just going to lift them
up and we're going to close the again he
you P hey what's what's your name man
Christian [ __ ] you that's my name y
people I'm laughing back there nobody's
laughing at you I heard it I heard I can
still hear it nobody's laughing I can
hear it stupid thank
God stop God bless it I can't restrain
him he's in his head
stop stop dude what what is going on I
told you that's not going to do anything
but give you a headache
dude now I'm I'm leaving all right I'm
taking him to the
jail God bless it
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dude you're going to get a criminal ding
now
F oh oh now I get it you
scared just go and call the jail tell
him to be standing by with a restraint
chair he's still kicking out Windows
being as
head Christian you good are you good
Christian
Christian Christian are you okay
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there he's Faking It Again wake the up
wake up there you are how you doing hi
how are you huh shut up shut the up shut
up come on he's going to kick I'm
letting you know he's going to kick
going to slide that way there you go
dude stand up bro come on Chris come on
there you go he went there too
y Christian was charged with resisting
menacing disorderly conduct and assault
court records indicate the suspect
served 2 days in jail with the rest of
the 90-day sentence suspended as part of
a plea agreement