I don't think you need it now why not if it's [ __ ] gas resist because yeah we are in the gas but it's not a oh up here over here there was that uh twig to go up right over here by me okay yeah [Music] yo what's up skate ninja and void how you doing okay it's good how are you down there scoring good it was down for sure maybe it's not down yeah it is not even right on the entrance oh we could just how's your dandelion slow down right here it's okay what's this game it's like a scary horror game my golf my gone all right [ __ ] jackals LOL JK you Jack box asterisk no no Jack box I'm playing scorn free or did it cost money free for me he got it oh you should repair this [ __ ] it costs money though I don't know how much um over here ah orange ball sack who said that stupid [ __ ] turned around you you [Music] oh [ __ ] oh no my bad dude oh have you been playing [ __ ] clickers yeah it's all right no I'm playing Cookie Clicker I'm gonna craft just a cup of gas masks must find food putting another gas mask and a thing over here for you guys I think I have uh this gas mask is really good still oh [ __ ] Planet Clicker that we still spawned with our [ __ ] whoops because oh you have all the bombs other on your body foreign so what are you a damn mummy I don't know thank you it looks cool so far it's like a gas area because we're a science https colon slash www.crazygames.com game slash Planet hyphen clicker hyphen 2. 0 [Music] what the [ __ ] is planet Clicker [Music] is like Cookie Clicker but WTF asterisk more stuff so I can blow the door open hey what's up nice gaming how you doing [Music] okay is this single player yeah wiener schnitzel https colon slash www.crazygames.com game slash Planet hyphen clicker hyphen 2. https colon slash slash www.crazygames.com game slash Planet hyphen clicker hyphen 2. https colon slash slash www.crazygames.com game slash Planet hyphen clicker hyphen 2. bro stop spamming three-time Anki you're gonna get your mod rag taken away only asterisk still it's spamming I don't think there's ever been a game that I played where they're not you know it has to be there how oh it is when you alley who you [Music] no well I mean okay if you have a cash app card or even are you ever gonna play jackbox so we can join I'm pretty sure everyone gets and you can deposit out to that yes yay you guys want to play that jackbox is no more crew [Music] it was closed on my screen it looks like your knob has like the two little stars spinning around your name these notes I want to see this but also we have enough people so foreign [Applause] [Music] like that these notes Korean one yen pound Euro pound pound degree backslash backslash backslash pound Korean Won backslash black small square black small square black small square pound Euro haha so funny robot all right come on hat [Music] what yes these nude jackbox Heep s [Music] jackbox.tv and use code jze it looks like Jizzy [Applause] [Music] these [Music] [Music] Roblox I'm so fat Brew why am I fat on this I don't know [Music] foreign [Music] one join already okay God damn you take forever [Music] foreign looks like a [ __ ] he [ __ ] does for sure or an Egyptian [Music] boy where are you or like her head JK [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] hurry thank you I'm about to I just start it [Music] doors open in three two one I'm Donald Duck I'm from Michigan State and I love cookies head yo check it out y'all gotta step back up off of me I'm still from the west side your rage time to take over man this looked like Chicago all over again uh where are you never mind here's how you do it all right we'll move on oh looks like we have an odd number of Battlers so you know what that means my homie Jean is gonna Jump On In well Shadow okay so it looks like we stuck with these robots I hope they don't destroy everything in sight yo MC's grab the mic time to get them lyrics down I need you to write a word or a phrase then an entire line that rhymes with the one that we give back to you you need help just use the suggestion button I swear if Gene wins again hello [Applause] [Applause] foreign foreign [Applause] [Music] you got about a minute left think and type LOL mine stupid foreign you know you can use right for me to have us fill in your line right [Music] Obama Obama Osama Bin Laden Obama oh now here's the draw check out who's going up against who okay check it out y'all we got our first two robot battle is ready to get it on are y'all ready y'all ready come on let's do this all right you got to hit those voting buttons let us know if it's whack or dope [Applause] so big we're running out of oxygen I'm really bad with names I didn't finish the Rhymes I paint are worth a thousand novels I'm pretty lucky that I still have my tonsils nice first time out straight slaying I hope you can keep that up you know you gotta answer that put some weights on their muscles and get them words out covered your eyes on bright like a sun sad face the nobody for my run the sun is so hot like me my rap game is second only to my bullying English is not my primary language school was kind of whack but we just gonna chalk that up to beginner's bad luck yo check it out now it's time to use your devices to vote on who brought it stronger [Music] this is for his Gene again good job good job congratulations hey watch your feet dude that's the biggest toy I ever seen in my life all right next two robots let's go God damn it Gene a regular unicorn unicorn I'm the smartest in the world of English with fish subscribe I see you swags all right it's your turn don't look now I stole your dick when's the last time you've eaten you look like a tough pick gather and I'm about to get sweaty I shot you in the kidney yo give me something better than that all right y'all it's voting time let's make it happen [Music] [Music] let's get those votes in to play [Music] cheers [Music] courtesy clap now let's keep it moving round one is over next round coming good job everybody oh yeah let's check the scores [Music] all right y'all writing time follow the instructions on your device hello [Applause] [Applause] foreign foreign faster time is halfway up foreign button if you're coming up blank yo we ain't got all day foreign main event for round two better get some of that money y'all ready for the first battle let's get it in respect me now like you would respect Napoleon rhyming is not your game stick to singing or like not winning if you wanna be good take voice lessons there's nothing more I can really say about that that was just horrible right you're up you don't think for a minute that you're even fragrant smells so bad you smell like flatulent I'm gonna send you crying to your aunt and she'll say you smell like flatulent okay now it's over who's the dopest rapper Who's the wackest cat [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] but the door went Shazam so I bid you farewell thank you sir or man your horoscope says you're going to fail wobbly I'm a Scorpio so I'm afraid someone will rob me [Applause] you're on Deck let's go come on we're doing this words so let me cut to the gas python tip you may as well be with the Roadkill I'm so fiend the honesty is your quiet Builder you set so get hit by a train you hoe [Music] that was kind of cool I know you can do better than that though ding ding the Bell has rang vote to see who was the dopest MC [Music] [Music] let's get those votes in expeditiously foreign congratulations [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay y'all round two is over let's keep it moving we got one more round left now let's check out the scoreboard [Music] all right now this your last chance go ahead and get at them let them know what the real is hello [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] oh yeah okay you're about halfway through your riding time now if you can't think of anything at all [Music] then let's see what you got rip them apart what's that you got a frog in your decue Dicker you look like it let's just keep score in our heads kid you talk to train am so cool and you Arlene this will never [ __ ] be sane you know that was whack right you know that was whack you gotta answer for that come on now you got to come strong with it that's all you got that was pretty cute open my ass I'm about to toot you should be ashamed you rhyme so badly you have been terminated sadly stop yourself just pass the mic back to me give it here right now is the time to vote so start clicking that button [Music] [Applause] and our winner is you congratulations Right Here Right Now the final match it rhymes like your mouth's full of confetti can we open a window I'm getting sweaty you can't hang with me you'll explode just like that even if he's on easy mode you couldn't feel those whack words coming out of your fingers as you were typing where the next bot at grab the mic and get busy your head is as empty as a popcorn nuggets when's the last time you've put on deodorant you seem to be lost now go back to the Frog then run run run as fast as you can thank you let's keep moving the battle is over it's time for you to pick up your devices and vote [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] good job good job congratulations hey man please don't step on me good job MCS that was hot but now we gotta see who won this oh [ __ ] check it out y'all this is Shadow Master MC glad y'all came out I'm glad you enjoyed it [Applause] no no no no no no no no no no oh my gosh questions [Music] [Music] can we do it again no please I wanna play a different Jack box foreign [Music] this one's the best [Music] chai tea for Frank chai tea for Frank house [Music] [Music] hello welcome to the seminar my name is Toby and this is my ex-wife Lena and together we are about to change your lives that's right Lena right now I'm looking at four lucky people on a rocket ship to riches great so now that the doors are securely locked let's go how are we going to make music simple by unlocking your potential the potential to invent and as Lena said the doors are securely locked kicking them can only injure you now everybody knows the best inventions solve big problems and to identify those big problems we'll need to do a little market research on your device you're going to receive two fill in the blank prompts type in anything at all you've created a problem now your created problems get sent to the other attendees to inspire their creative masterpieces so let's get to it stop foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] we're halfway there now look at your device you've got somebody else's problems been there simply pick the one you want to solve we're halfway home fantastic now it's time to solve that problem that's right this is the pivotal moment where you bring your designs to life using nothing but a pen and paper but we ran out of paper so you'll have to use some cocktail napkins and don't forget to spice it up with a little color foreign we're halfway there okay let's wrap those drawings up you are all Naturals I was just gonna say that okay so now let's bring it all home give it a title and a snazzy tagline something that makes people say who's the other Sonny take it right now let's go [Applause] foreign halfway home [Applause] foreign [Applause] now each of you will present your creation with our amazing presentation tool really sell yourself too this is no time to be shy exactly now let's see those inventions foreign needs more money Rob Bill Gates the guy's out of shape so he's an easy target oh and he's [ __ ] rich [Applause] stand clear and watch us work katobes seems as if you have a problem I sure do Lena it's just getting so dang hard to find this that's a doozy well have I got just the thing for you it's something I like to call oh yeah that sounds great but what does it look like take a look for yourself Picasso couldn't have drawn it better himself but Lena I'll forget about this in five minutes unless it has an unforgettable tagline not to worry my easily influenced friend soon every billboard will read this oh now that's catchy that's the idea and scene [Applause] I hate going camping because of flying space monkeys stealing my food vaporize monkeys you know you want to blast some damn Space Monkeys back to hell [Applause] I need a way to measure my penis a ruler foreign [Music] don't be a lazy pile of [ __ ] go to the garage and find this [Applause] great job everyone now each of you has been given some money tokens get your largest gift to your favorite invention your second largest your second favorite and so on now let's make some money all right [Music] now let's see which inventions got people excited you'll need to acquire one thousand dollars in capital to not only fund your invention but also net yourself a 500 funding bonus invest in a successful invention and get double your money back but if it fails they keep your cash let's see how you did foreign [Music] maybe next time [Music] way to go hey that's it foreign [Music] for the final round let's switch it up a bit instead of solving different problems you'll all tackle the same problem how much fun is that we're going to give you more money to invest but now there's a higher funding bar to clear good luck and who should choose that final problem how about you simply select the problem you want everyone to solve thank you good choice okay you know the drill let's draw foreign that's half your time foreign okay time for titles and taglines foreign [Applause] there let's go quit dawdling time's almost up all right this is your last chance to impress so don't hold anything back [Music] chase after the [ __ ] oh no come here don't be a lazy pile of [ __ ] get up your ass and Chase that [ __ ] [Applause] laughs I need to catch a good hoe when I can't find hoes oh Magna 2000 draw those tits TIG bitty [ __ ] you with the power of magnetism [Applause] I need to catch a good hoe [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] I need to catch a good hoe I present [Music] the whole Trapper 5000 damn that's a trap hoe or a trap toe I'm not sure if she might have a dick [Applause] all right gang now it's time to pick your favorites but let's raise the stakes shall we we're going to give you more money to invest but now there's a higher funding bar to clear good luck thanks [Music] there you go [Music] nailed it maybe next time Sorry Charlie [Music] that's it [Music] it was by a hundred points let's do this one again you might have missed the print on the flyer that grants us the rights to any and all inventions created here today yeah it was on the back sorry but thanks for making us rich see ya yep wait you're back what do we do just stick to the script I guess okay hello welcome to the seminar my name is Toby and this is my ex-wife Lena and together we are about to change your lives that's right Lena right now I'm looking at four lucky people on a rocket ship to riches great so now that the doors are securely locked let's get down to Brass Tap how are we going to make you rich simple by unlocking your potential the potential to invent and as Lena said the doors aren't securely locked picking them can only injure you so let's get to it we should skip tutorial [Music] [Applause] foreign no hurry but that's half your time [Music] foreign [Music] 's running out now look at your device you've got somebody else's problems been there simply pick the one you want to solve that's half your time let's get a move on time's almost up my golf let's draw foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] uh-oh drawing time's almost done okay let's make those titles and taglines [Music] foreign [Music] okay you should be halfway done foreign [Music] I gotta go after this round am I gone yeah I'm probably offended God to you dude Mike is off [Music] I would love to make money like a professional kill him kill those Rich bunches then kill more [ __ ] is like a [ __ ] boss I hate [ __ ] by myself [ __ ] friend [Music] don't be a lazy pile of [ __ ] use this app and find a dick or a [ __ ] I hate the taste of dick [Music] seasoning a flavor for every season [Applause] all right gang it's time to pick your favorites foreign we're halfway there quit dawdling time's almost up great now let's see which inventions are destined for grade this let's see how you did Sorry Charlie [Music] well done [Music] so sad all right I think I'm gonna call it here bye everybody okay perfect for the round let's switch bro how do I win ppgs was so much better same problem oh we're going to give you more money to invest but now but OKC yeah good luck