no this can't be too far what is this yes yes I am I am a mother daughter of hatred I have what do you seek you hunger hunger you dragged your child all over sanctuary and pursuit of it no I I taught her how to survive I have answers I know fabric the cosmos everything I've read has fallen against you you've read so much yet no so little will you accept my offer I I don't know will you let me try I want to try alive she came this way with Lilith how can you be sure oh sometimes I see visions of the past I saw them what oh Lilith petals her blood was said to me once hmm oh yeah hey what's up dude what's up dude how you feeling good man look at you go I got on my Busboys over here to do all the work for me was that a Necro yeah how'd you get that I didn't know that they had had it unlocked yeah they got necro in this game dude well I know they have it in the game I didn't know that they're um it was unlocked yeah you could play all the classes this is pretty much the full game dude hmm it's uh a little bit glitchy mm-hmm but it's fun I I don't know man you're kind of hesitant on that I think it's a lot a bit glitchy it was a lot worse on my hard drive but it's better now how was it on the hard drive you made it sound unplayable oh yes it was unplayable [Applause] I'm just too strong dude everything is [ __ ] weak to me oh the phone game is harder than this game well you have it on easy dude no I don't I have an umbrella I see it uneasy what do you mean no it's not like this I'm I'm teasing it it's some veteran dude it's [ __ ] he's super easy though the thing I'm hearing is that all your shit's not gonna carry over to the whole game oh I don't care I'm gonna play most of it right now oh the whole game is not unlocked dude it's just like level 18 or so where's all the gear I got gear dude no where is it like it's not I don't yeah drop it well we're not fighting any bosses or anything I'm searching for a way deeper into Cosmo into Cosmo because um Kazama thank you oh I found it you're in fractured Peaks right now right fractured Peaks yeah that's where you're at right now I believe right oh yes I don't know dude why you was bad yes I gotta clip my do you have faith my little Tiger Claws man you want to play something dude I don't have to play this no no I'll watch you for a bit I know I'm gonna clip my my toenails no okay and then playing You'll Play This or something else no I don't I don't have this game yet until until they um finally come out with the full version I think that's when I'll get it because I don't want to risk busting my graphics card it's fine dude my graphics card isn't even yeah it doesn't even care it's saying that it's like specifically I don't know if it's it's not targeting you know but it's only destroying like 30 80s oh you know so like it was like very specific like dude the 3080 like so I was like what the [ __ ] and I'm hearing this from multiple of like my friends and the internet and I'm like okay yeah I don't even want to risk it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get him get him boy get them what the hell's happening oh this was like a lot of them all my skeletons are dying dude I gotta Resurrection oh my skellies go get them skillies oh you gotta get that Shaman dude he keeps messing all his [ __ ] people who's that [ __ ] that you're rolling with uh narrowly yeah she's trying to help me pursue Lilith and what's that thing at the top of your map you see it's kind of red is that like a a thing you can get or at the right right in the middle in the middle no no no so good like uh sorry it's now at the top left of your corner top left of your whole screen see that little red thing glowing you're really close go up no that's like to the left now go to the right that thing right there what's that another dude not a not a Scottish oh and it's lame that you only have [ __ ] health potions dude no full rejuvies no nothing uh oh you hear that snarling dude yeah dude you're just cutting through these fools like nothing this is especially if you're on veteran dude this this is a veteran I can tell you that right now it is dude you're getting like four enemies Zach veteran has like those entire freaking holes my skeletons are just too [ __ ] good dude okay I don't even have to do anything let's kill them all you equip your skellies with pimp hand yeah dude I should probably help him yeah hell yeah yeah I just gotta Wipe Out the bosses with my [ __ ] bone spikes that's pretty much all I have to do [Applause] I just had my coffee had a tortilla and ate a bag of Skittles dude I'm ready for the night all right hey what's up Brayden foreign by the way I wish you would have told me that sooner man I would have never said the [ __ ] that I said it didn't say much finally the chat's working this shit's too [ __ ] easy dude yeah I'm telling you you probably accidentally clicked like beginner instead of Veteran it's not a dude it said I was like in timeout for something what'd you say can you press start and prove it to the chat I don't know how to check if you're lying due to violations you'll be shot in the mouth like it said that I was in timeout yeah you got put in timeout on accident dude time at home oh you're playing with Oliver teeth all right is this online oh he's just a friend uh I mean if you want your freaking ranking to immediately go down I was like I was freaking out man oh he jokes [Laughter] wait how do I join them I thought he was in he's he's probably oh he probably he's at the beginning of the map [Music] um tab tab over to see the other tell your friend to look at your live stream and look at the chat you should just be able to teleport to him dude right click on them or something How do they um whisper be like where are you I dare you to tell your friend that you like balls said I dare you to tell your friends that you like balls who me no Oliver no Brayden ah what the [ __ ] dude should I ban them for life I mean is he capping or not [Laughter] oh you about to rank up no to the boy that's stalking not you but the other one all right how the [ __ ] do I find all of her teeth dude I'm pretty sure he's at the beginning of this stage so what I just have to wait for him to catch up you either have to wait or you go back and and meet him he's probably fighting for his life dude he's like a whole level below you man all the enemies spawn back in he's just like [Laughter] use level eight though he's fine I mean the one that's stalking not you boy and yes pay back for saying that I was drunk on Coca-Cola the soda I don't know where should I go back to they all spawned in um well if you proceed this way it's going forward oh yeah I'm just gonna go forward yeah [ __ ] Oliver dude he says north of kayov where's chaos Kyle north of kale I don't know dude I'm in the dungeon laugh all you want which you tell him that yourself and your Skillet are just [ __ ] packing it up in the dungeon somewhere tell them that you're hacking it up with your skellies in in fractured Peaks me and my skillies dude I'm gonna put skellies bro and he sounds like he likes balls the skill is we might scale-ass dude me and my pack of Three Stacks are [ __ ] mopping these battles up hacking it up in fractured Peaks say my skeleton balls are tingling [Laughter] what is what does that say dude perfect Peak dude it's so [ __ ] fractured dude you can't even read it you know I can hear all this conversation I'm laughing so hard oh [ __ ] is this a boss right here laughs I don't know you should have a big old boss spawning right there at that Circle maybe a baby boss where do I have to go where do you go oh top right dude top right top right top right yeah see oh you're right there yeah oh my God ah uh well can you like this oh no I was just telling you uh have you ever pissed yourself from laughing so hard so you loot the bodies the the loot doesn't fall out well it doesn't fall out because like all those bodies are highlighted red oh that's because Necromancer has like abilities with corpses oh that's right that's right well what the [ __ ] was that you could was that statue dude what statue I didn't see it oh go back oh [ __ ] yeah I'm already on my way dude yo you want to hear a joke but there's like a statue that was like erect and it was highlighted red it's probably just like a bus or something uh what is that an egg oh I'm getting some frame drops from that one egg power is Zach got that one move yeah I don't I need to learn how to share my abilities I don't really get those skills press I foreign look at the chat line going over here okay so you have those abilities now you need to go ahead and Slot them um grassy see um nope okay X out of all that and press I okay okay press all out of that and press K I'll put your ring on dude you you have rings that you're not even using that gold one to the left beautiful it's it's gold in the middle now yeah oh did it take away one of your other rings no wow um let me see you pressed I what the [ __ ] what do you press tab Maybe collection social Clan game no let me kill this guy you tell your friend to say jokes and both of us can try not to laugh it oh that's taking me sorry oh that's teleport okay teleporters you held T dude so that's cool you don't have you don't need teleport Scrolls anymore I guess not I didn't even know I could do that Isaac hey what's up this guy you gonna play Diablo 4 dude I'll console yes oh there's your buddy he's [ __ ] hardcore Necro for me let's get them boys let's not tell him that you like big fat balls in your mouth wait so you're in an open world I guess so I don't know oh what about the Jedi last survivor deluxe edition car rider drip where am I supposed to go here wave pencil leadership can you go in his teleporter just teleporters came back to where I was I think that's his teleporter this one's yours I don't know I went in it he's level 25 man he's not gonna throw you in some [ __ ] fat dungeon oh that was your teleporter how the [ __ ] did he come out of your teleporter then I don't know well it has there's a door right here locked again does Lilith know we're coming uh yeah yeah there's more Shaka we never did figure out a slot abilities yeah we'll figure it out oh my god dude they change Shackled your ass what the [ __ ] is this dude she's not even attacking you he like barely touching you I know and I got four health potions dude look how easy this is yeah I don't like how they cap you have four health potions dude because [ __ ] amen wow that was tough yeah they really rock my socks dude press escape and go to controls let's see how do we do it options uh controls to the right okay class panel um shift C skill assessment fly out okay press s try that I'm in a conversation who's Lily oh no she's like what this whole game is about she must go far anyways you gotta eat her blood petals her [ __ ] lips we will need to cross a lake at the bottom of these rules it requires a ritual I will teach you as you wish good you're ready for lesson one what did you see this time I don't you gotta make these best bullied Zach Lilith receptive we have to reach them how do they use we're like receptive dude [ __ ] okay all right press what was it who the [ __ ] is oh your boy's there with you now oh yes can I emo all right uh uh I don't know hold r or something hold C but it was like shift C or shift s e plus six four there we go it's up left and right Edge Edge double O zero four six seven no no don't close down close to the press a go to abilities oh [ __ ] a never mind type in chat for your buddy and be like hey how do I slot my abilities how do I slip my abilities he's like I don't know he's he's thinking about it real quick he's like I don't know I just got one ability as well um oh he's level eight too so go back to options Army controls oh yeah click that click your ability bar see if it just like takes you to it nope all right yeah check uh ability bar oh my gosh Zach you're a genius whoa that one Otto Ottawa I figured it out slowpoke oh you [ __ ] squirted a blood dart at them from your blood [ __ ] well now I'm just gonna be broken dude I had one ability before kill him that kill him you're telling me you went all the way to level eight just clicking and clicking and clicking doing the same thing over and over and over go get those Health packets back there Zach you're definitely gonna need them see like that yeah I don't need them though I'm at full health no sorry about that um statue is there oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] give me the gold lingles oh there's an outside is tonic oh Christ dude that's [ __ ] easy this game sucks so far oh here's the boss oh there's a boss an oppressor wow he was really hard oh my God he didn't even [ __ ] drop any to lose [Music] where's the [ __ ] loose where's the loot where's the loot dude you should be like [ __ ] gorged with loot right now oh is that a better slice than yours maybe where's my step dad dude I don't [ __ ] tell him that this game is garbage she's like yeah it's [ __ ] really good I love it is he is he even playing no he's not playing surprisingly I don't think he knows that it's uh that it's open so I'm gonna get on dude he's already like level 50 000. not in this game golly this girl has a [ __ ] nice ass oh I guess it's not a boss it's just like a regular enemy but where's the [ __ ] bosses dude there's a [ __ ] to the bosses in the phone game in the phone game the phone game isn't Diablo 4 no it's just that pillar just [ __ ] came out of nowhere oh I'm dying oh is that the first oh [ __ ] bull I'm dying this area looks like the same kind of magic as before think I can dispel it thank you game's so [ __ ] easy for real play something else or what yeah I'm just letting you play that for as long as you want dude I'm in I'm in no rush really I just gotta wake up early tomorrow and start going over this girl's house I'm gonna [ __ ] blow her brains out with my wiener just kidding no like I really want to play this game dude but like watching like playing it with you is gonna be fun no matter what but I know I know for a fact you're not a veteran but if this is what veteran does have to offer I'm not gonna get this game you gotta beat the game and then play it on whatever difficulty on the hard one I hate games like that dude like I mean oh and and what sucks too is like yeah you have to beat the game on that like say hard with that character like a sorcerer and then like if you want to play Barbarian you have to beat it again and then like you have to beat it for that specific class dude I just want to play it once I don't even want to play it on that [ __ ] hard mode I wanted like the hardest difficulty but then they say like oh you need to be all [ __ ] geared out and [ __ ] first all of her teeth is probably losing his mind because I'm watching all your cutscene [Music] I am that first cutscene that you watched I was like dude in my head I'll like skip it dude skip it any moment now skip it come on back and you were just like oh look at this [ __ ] dude she's gonna shank her [ __ ] child there's blood all over the floor why doesn't she use that whoa do something Zach you just let her cut your [ __ ] dude killer Zach amuni oh oh who's actually [ __ ] sent out a hell spawn okay what do you [ __ ] like premise down here oh [ __ ] I'm dying your health pool is uh purple it's like you're adorable oh oh [ __ ] I'm getting [ __ ] up dude you only got two left pop another poshy oh dude you [ __ ] oh my God and you like and you already you already got a a whole bunch of Health packs already okay this is getting a little harder oh you have any ice armor or anything I don't know dude ice armor yeah I gotta stay up these red Parts they made me vulnerable throw your ninja stars out here man uh number two I think the spikes do more damage foreign you already got a full [ __ ] health questions again what kind of [ __ ] is this game let me see if I could [ __ ] check out what difficulty you're playing on through like steam or some [ __ ] because this is not I repeat this is not hard you've been playing for 58 minutes dude two more minutes and then you can't return the game so you better lock it in now if you want it this game is like 35 hours long dude Jesus we are going so we need blessed blood go back to your brother if you need to I'm pretty sure it's a full game dude no it's only to like level 25 or some [ __ ] I'm going to finish it I mean that's what I heard last time last um open beta part so maybe the second one maybe they put up like a neck well level 25 is pretty good anyway so yeah it is for that hmm maybe it will help with the ritual it's not so I can bury her where she wishes I'm sorry just leave me all right I'm done I'm done with this You'll Play OverWatch or paladins hell yeah I'm down I just said I'm gonna go later it's like we're in the middle of the dungeon bro you're right oh [ __ ] this is gonna crash my [ __ ] I shouldn't have done that I should have exited out I'm gonna have to log out I'll probably that's all right man I'll be right back okay okay okay